Monte Bubblisms
The Mark Twain of the Animal Kingdoms observations on the world
I always find it amazing that people in states like Missouri that call themselves very religious are always the first to turn away when people ask them for help.
Those that claim not to be mainstream should actually be different from those in the mainstream.
While people have the right to say stupid things you have to remember you have the right not to listen.
The more a soldier is forced to rely on technology the more vulnerable he becomes if the the technology fails him.
Polls represent only those taking the polls and no one else.
It is not the job of the President of the United States to do what is popular.
And Congress was not elected to impeach presidents that don't do what polls say is popular.
Often you search for answers that were always infront of you.
Why is it that one political party thinks only of a darker future and the other in a better future?
Laws are meant to be obeyed. If you don't like the law change the law, but don't break the law.
Often you find yourself going to places you don't want to go to and getting there faster then you wanted.
Often you learn more from what is not there then from what is there.
Why is it that I only a puppy, that watches much educational television, understands that global warming has happened many times in the past and man was not even there to cause it. If Al Gore and his global warming groups watched educational television would that depress them because they spend all their time blaming global warming on man?
Since it is easier to be narrow minded then open minded that is why there are so many narrow minded people.
If all that you do looks like your going to repeat failures of the past then change what your doing.
Most are blind when it comes to change, they can only see the past never the future.
To often people attack those they know nothing about other then what they have heard or read about them. The only good thing being that at least they can read.
In life you get the education you work for.
If God truly loved dogs would he have created cats?
Effort counts only if you believe it does.
Do you think if a puppy could name itself it would choose the name Grand Cru Champagne Cassis.My friends call me Monte Bubbles.
Who says it is wrong to always win.
What you expect is often what you get
Monte heard this at Wizard World which we went to today. Do you know why the Scottish tend sheep and the Irish Cattle, The Irish are taller.
At a event if those infront of you stand and block your view you stand and block the views of those behind you.
News is only news when it is fresh otherwise it is history.
Sometimes the best policy is to step away and look at what you have done rather then to continue to work on it and ruin it.
expect the unexpected and be happy if it does not happen.
Remember when you volunteer you accept the conditions that go with it.
What goes down tasting good does not taste the same going back up.
When you put off till tomorrow what should have been done a week ago it often leaves you angry at those trying to tell you it needs to get done.
When you win because the other contestants don’t show up it is still a victory.
Playing in the dirt is fun till you have to get a bath.
If your a soldier and your afraid of dying then simply say so, don't make up an excuse that the war is wrong to hide your fear of dying
You ever wonder why those that tell you when you win that it doesn't count are so very happy when they are given an award for just showing up.
If you feel everyone has to walk away a winner then why give awards in the first place.
It really is about the award not the honor of being nominated.
If life was fair then God would never had created kitty kats.
If a puppy in her prime can’t party all night what makes you think you can!
There is more to wining a beauty pageant then just looking good and having talent.
It is easy to follow but hard to lead which is why there are so many that follow.
I won't say that my uncle is slow but when I am asleep I get more done then he does when he is wide awake.
If you feel it is important enough to stand up and say what you think what is right then why do you think that you should not face the consequences for saying what you said?
Why is it that politicians feel it is better to lie then to tell the truth?
If your in a fight and the one your fighting knows they can make you wet your pants by saying boo to you, they will say boo allot.
Why is it that those that tell you all that all your doing is wrong can never tell you what is right?
Freedom of religion means just that. The right for people to worship their faith without other religions telling that what they can or can not do.
The problem with history is that the victors in a battle always write it.
If you give the leaders of a political party what they want is it what they were elected to have?
Todays cheerleaders have forgotten it is not all about them it is about the team they are there to support
Age does not always bring wisdom with it.
Sometimes you have to be very grown up and show everyone you can do it without your mommy there.
Talent can never over come money.
Good is good no matter who does it or where it is done.
Rather you like it or not change is inevitable.
People want to be entertained, that is what you do in the entertainment business
Today the more you work the less you seem to have to show for it.
I won’t say that our editor is old as a dinosaur and slow, all I can tell you is that when he goes out to do anything that turtles ask him if he will move over so they can pass him.
Winning is always best when you do it in front of those that try to make you feel small and out of place.
When someone insults you that it is probably because they are very little people trying to make you as little as them.
I am not a Stepford Wheaten, I am a bitch that likes to have fun.
If everyone is mad at you because you’re here it is not wise to advertise that you are here.
If you take away what made you unique then you have changed what you are.
A leader is supposed to lead by example and when a leader supports the breaking of laws no matter how well intended you are setting a bad example.
And what was the lessons the politicians learned from the recent elections, the same that they always learn, The Democrats went further to the left and the Republicans to the right. Once again the middle has been ignored.
When you display a product you have to show in the dark it is often because it can not stand the light.
We are all going in the same direction rather you want to or not, the future.
Never fault those whom are simply true to what they are. The Demo leaders in San Francisco could do nothing more then this when they chased the revenue making San Francisco 49ers out of town and killed their first ever chance to hold a Olympic Games
To make a statement you allow one to be elected that is in complete contrast to those views you deem important to you, you deserve what is soon to happen
For all those that think that democratic members of congress will not spend the next two years trying to get even with republicans have you ever seen a cat that didn't want to sink its claws into a dog given the chance.
I may only be a puppy but I do have something in common with the many illegal aliens in this country that so many politicians seem to be afraid of at the ballot box. I can't legally vote either.
Once you get the reputation of leaving the field of battle because your afraid of someone getting hurt you can count on all those that would destroy your country taking advantage of this knowledge.
That the job of the military is not to wage war but to keep the peace.
No one that joins the military ever has to go to war. You can decide to go to jail instead to show your feelings.
If it expected that given the chance you will cut and run there is no reason to go out of you way to prove you will do such.
There is no old media, nor traditional media nor new media, only media
Never give anyone the best you can afford, always give them the best you can give them
Its hard to always be left out because your considered the enemy when actually your the future
It is no fun to be uninvited to a party you were invited to.
When it comes to fighting you always have a choice and choosing not to fight does neither makes you a coward nor a hero.
As it was pointed out on the "View ", in this country you have the freedom to be a ass.
There is no good way to die but to die alone may be the worst
Often it is not what you do but where you do it that gets you into trouble
You get the elected official you deserve.
On the floor of the house, on the floor of the senate, in the streets of our country condemn our country all you wish but not in a foreign country
Just because you can not see something does not mean it is not true
In this world there are those that do good and do gooders, unfortunately those that are do-gooders far out number those that do good.
When you join the military there is a expectation you might have to do something other then to set on your rear.
If your denied anything due to your color or religion is that not racism
A code of conduct is only as good as it is enforced.
"If something simple is difficult to explain, does that mean it's really not that simple, it's not understood or that someone's concerned about security."
It is amazing how many people that practice discrimination think that they are doing what is best and don't consider it discrimination.
My mommy who is a minority has been told it would be best for me if she turned me over to others and did not come to dog shows anymore as a case in point.
In response to interrogators having to ask if what they are doing is right or wrong, if you have to ask then you already know the answer.
Sometimes when you’re scared…It is not the time to boldly go forward,but to listen to your parent or those in the know
When instead of seeking knowledge you simply seek to disprove you will always find what you need to disprove.
They are banning liquids from airplanes, why does it take a puppy to realize that if you bring solids on board the plane and add water to it you get a liquid.
If the measure of success is how much money you are making, we are in big trouble
The problem with smart weapons is that no matter how smart they are they can't tell a civilian from a soldier.
When companies larger then you are feel they have to steal from you to stay ahead of you then you know your doing something right
They say that most great ideas were laughed at in the beginning, so how long before they stop laughing at us?
Why are so many people afraid of the future? Those on the right want to look back to the past long one by and those on the left feel future has already been written and it is dark and dismal.
If Generals and heads of state had to fight wars then there would be fewer wars.
To many people today, most of them being democrats, believe that the impossible is the truth not a matter of opinion and never a fact.
Why is it so hard for a politician to simply say retreat and instead call it a redeployment?
Thank God that our country was not ran by those that run it now ,during WWII because Hitler's Battle of the Bulge would have driven us out of the war.
Seeing how many of our brave men and women have died since the Democrats have taken office I can see why they are in such a rush to remove all the troops as fast as they can. If they say in power long enough without removing the troops there will be no troops to bring home.
There is a difference between not there and has not been found
There is a difference between winning an award and being given a politically correct award
When corporate giants battle they often step all over smaller companies.
Sometimes big companies in the quest to make money end up throwing the baby out with the dishwater.
There are no right conspiracies nor left conspiracies, only people that believe there are conspiracies.
When is Hollywood going to get it that no one wants to pay to see histories bad guys made into heroes and the good guys made into villains.
The best thing that can be said about the Super bowl commercials is that they cost allot of money to be made. Now can anyone remember any of them?
Diplomacy is always best but you cannot deter a suicide bomber with death if he misbehaves.
I understand that the democrats are going to nationalize organized crime. Does this mean it will now be disorganized?
CBS, the NFL and marketers seem to have forgotten the real point of Super Bowl Sunday, its the game not the commercials
I heard today that the new word for Liberal is progressive. Does this mean that progressive conservatives are now liberals?
If you want a cow to give milk, milk her don't seek litigation against her
If fools rush in where Angels fear to tread then there must be allot more fools then Angels in this world
You have a constitutional right to be a idiot
How you see history depends upon how it is written
If the only response that a politician can give to a question is that they were mislead would you want a person so easily mislead to be President of the United States and in charge of its military might?
It has been said that the future belongs to those that believe in the beauty of their dreams. In reality it belongs those that are willing to follow their dreams no matter how many times they are told it is foolish.
Sometimes you say exactly what you mean even if you did not mean to say it or know you said it.
Protest is good as long as what you are protesting actually happened.
Redeployment is the politically correct way of saying running away with your tail between your legs.
It used to be that those that win the war write the history. Today it is those that believe in political correctness that write the history
The only thing that diplomacy will gain with those that have sworn to kill you is a delay in their killing you
If you don't know what your doing is in bad taste telling you it is won't make any difference
Anything is possible if you believe it can be done
Only a fool makes his or her decisions based on what a poll says to do.
