
Fox Primetime Schedule
SUNDAY, JANUARY 31
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
JOY WAITS IN THE
UNEMPLOYMENT LINE
ON AN ALL-NEW “‘TIL
DEATH”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, ON
FOX
When Joy loses her job at
the travel agency, she must use her best assets to find work elsewhere.
Meanwhile, Eddie takes Doug to his favorite restaurant in the all-new “Joy’s
Out of Work” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Jan. 31 (7:00-7:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-403) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie
Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Tim Sharp as Doug Von Stuessen; Lindsey
Broad as Ally Stark
Guest
Cast: Alison LaPlaca as Beth; Jessica Rockwell as Wellesley; Hector Garcia
as Paco
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**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE BUYS A TV AND DOUG
THINKS HE’S ON TV
ON AN ALL-NEW “’TIL
DEATH”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, ON
FOX
When Eddie
buys a high-definition television without checking with Joy first, she
decides to join in the spending spree. Meanwhile, Doug suspects he is living
on a sitcom in the all-new “Hi Def TV” episode of
‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday,
Jan. 31 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-405) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie
Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Timm Sharp as Doug Von Stuessen; Lindsey
Broad as Ally Stark
Guest Cast: Kathleen Rose as
Duffy
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
HOMER AND BART LIVE THE
GOOD LIFE ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, ON
FOX
Chris Martin of Coldplay
Makes Guest Voice Appearance
Homer blows off Marge to buy
a lottery ticket and winds up winning the million-dollar jackpot. Fearing
how Marge will react if she finds out the reason Homer missed their date,
Homer keeps his newly inherited fortune a secret and spoils his family with
“anonymous” gifts. When Bart finds out, he and Homer spend the money like
it’s going out of style, including buying front-row to tickets to see
Coldplay (guest voice Martin) in concert, in the all-new “Million Dollar
Maybe” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Jan. 31 (8:00-8:30 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2103) (TV-PG L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta
as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart
Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer
as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
Guest Voice Cast: Chris
Martin as Himself
--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
CLEVELAND HELPS SOME
TROUBLED TEENS
BUT MANAGES TO GET INTO
TROUBLE OF HIS OWN
ON AN ALL-NEW “THE
CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, ON
FOX
Cleveland comes to the
rescue of frustrated parents by taking a group of delinquent teens under his
wing. With the help of Cleveland Jr., he creates a new club dubbed the
“Crazy Eights,” and hopes that it will keep the kids on the straight and
narrow. However, he is soon mixed up in bad business, and only the “Crazy
Eights” can help him out in the all-new “Our Gang” episode of THE CLEVELAND
SHOW airing Sunday, Jan. 31 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-112)
(TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as
Cleveland Brown, Wally, Mr. Armstrong and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna
Tubbs; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr., Lester, E.L. Fudge,
P-Hound, and Momstabba; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim
Guest Voice Cast: Jason
Sudeikis as Holt and Terry; Monique Coleman as Fontaisha; Aseem Batra as Amy
Winehouse; Josh Gad as Droopy and Pimp; John Viener as Wowzer; Glenn
Howerton as Kid and Ho Punch; Ari Graynor as BigSkeez; Jerry Minor as Bumble
B; Noel Gugliemi as Lay-Z; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Alec Sulkin as
Parent and Hippie Dad
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
MEG DATES A GUY BEHIND
BARS ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, ON
FOX
Chace Crawford (“Gossip
Girl”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance
Brian gets a
gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he
starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that her desperate attempts at
dating have led her to a guy in the slammer. When Brian tries to expose
Meg’s secret to the family, he finds that her boyfriend, Luke
(guest voice Crawford),
has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffin’s house in the
all-new “Dial Meg for Murder” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Jan.
31 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-712) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein
as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg
Guest Voice Cast: Chace
Crawford as Luke
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN DEVELOPS A NASTY
HABIT
ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN
DAD”
SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, ON
FOX
Stan puts down liberal
social programs because he thinks they’re a waste of money and gives
Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless
shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly
has a change of heart in the all-new “A
Jones for a Smith” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Jan. 31
(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-502) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1
--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
FOREMAN’S BROTHER MAKES A
SURPRISE VISIT TO THE HOSPITAL
ON AN ALL-NEW “HOUSE”
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1, ON FOX
Orlando Jones (“Rules of
Engagement”) Guest-Stars
House and the team rush to
treat an ailing college football star in time for the patient to compete in
NFL tryouts. But when the patient experiences an onslaught
of varied and unusual symptoms, the team has trouble reaching a consensus
on how to effectively treat him in time. Meanwhile, Foreman’s brother
Marcus (guest star Jones) makes a surprise
visit to the hospital in the all-new “Moving the Chains” episode of HOUSE
airing Monday, Feb. 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-613) (TV-14
D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr.
Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric
Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr.
Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr.
Chris Taub; Olivia Wilde as Dr. Remy Hadley/Thirteen
Guest Cast:
Orlando Jones as Marcus Foreman;
Denise Dowse as Glenda; Da’Vone McDonald as Daryl; Harry Zinn as Coach
Denning; Shon Little as Scout; Trevor O’Brien as Jim Dunnagan; Bobbin
Bergstrom as Nurse
--“24”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
AGENT RENEE
WALKER FACES THE UNTHINKABLE
AND JACK
BAUER OUTSMARTS WHILE UNDERCOVER
ON AN
ALL-NEW “24” MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1, ON FOX
Undercover
Agent Renee Walker confronts her painful past when attempting to broker a
deal with a ruthless, but very well-connected German arms dealer. When CTU
shifts its focus from the perilous circumstances surrounding Jack and Renee,
lead analyst Dana Walsh comes up with a plan to quell her situation and
Chloe O’Brian puts Arlo Glass in his place. As Jack and Renee’s undercover
mission takes unexpected turns, the Hassan family turmoil has President
Taylor reeling as the peace agreement is jeopardized in the all-new “Day 8:
9:00 PM-10:00 PM” episode of 24 airing Monday, Feb. 1 (9:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (TWF-806) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Kiefer
Sutherland as Jack Bauer; Mary Lynn Rajskub as Chloe O’Brian; Cherry Jones
as Allison Taylor; Annie Wersching as Renee Walker; Anil Kapoor as Omar
Hassan; Mykelti Williamson as Brian Hastings; Chris Diamantopoulos as Rob
Weiss; Katee Sackhoff as Dana Walsh; Freddie Prinze Jr. as Cole Ortiz; John
Boyd as Arlo Glass
Guest Cast: Bob Gunton as Ethan Kanin; Akbar Kurtha as Farhad Hassan; Necar Zadegan as Dalia Hassan; Nazneen Contractor as Kayla Hassan; Eli Goodman as Dr. Levine; Juergen Prochnow as Sergi Bazhaev; David Anders as Josef Bazhaev; Gene Farber as Oleg Bazhaev; T.J. Ramini as Tarin Faroush; Jon Sklaroff as Ziya Dakhilov; Callum Keith Rennie as Vladimir Laitanan; Tony Curran as Lugo
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2
--“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT
SUPERSTAR CONTINUES
WITH AUDITIONS FROM
DENVER ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, ON
FOX
The judges continue their
quest to find the next singing superstar in the “Mile High City” with
returning guest judge Victoria Beckham. Don’t miss the auditions that
everyone will be talking about the next day when the “Auditions #7: Denver”
episode of AMERICAN IDOL airs Tuesday, Feb. 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (ID-908) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Ryan Seacrest
Judges: Simon Cowell, Ellen
DeGeneres, Kara DioGuardi and Randy Jackson
--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
CHEF RAMSAY TAKES THE
MANGOS OUT OF FLAMANGOS
ON AN ALL-NEW “KITCHEN
NIGHTMARES” TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, ON FOX
When Chef Ramsay visits
Flamangos in Whitehouse Station, NJ, he feels like he’s stepped back in time
and into the rainforest. This family-run restaurant is in desperate need of
a total overhaul, and with one of the owners stuck in the past and resistant
to change, it’s nearly impossible for Ramsay to make any improvements. After
working with the employees on new décor, a new menu and even a new name, the
owner remains skeptical and decides it might be best just to shut the doors
forever. Will Chef Ramsay be able to change the owners’ minds and help them
turn their restaurant around, or will they just throw in the towel? Find out
in the all-new “Flamangos” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Tuesday,
Feb. 2 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-204) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: HUM-106 replaces the previously announced episode of HUMAN
TARGET.]
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 2: Both of this evening’s episodes now serve as time period
premieres.]
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 3: Please note new episode title for ID-909.]
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“HUMAN TARGET”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
CHANCE PRAYS FOR A
MIRACLE WHEN HE IS HIRED TO FIND AND PROTECT
A FORMER THIEF HIDING OUT
IN A REMOTE MOUNTAINTOP MONASTERY
ON AN ALL-NEW “HUMAN
TARGET” WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, ON FOX
Chance needs a miracle to
help protect a reformed thief from his vengeful former accomplices as they
race to recover priceless religious artifacts hidden in a remote Canadian
monastery in the all-new “Sanctuary” episode of HUMAN TARGET airing
Wednesday, Feb. 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HUM-106) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Mark Valley as
Christopher Chance; Chi McBride as Winston; Jackie Earle Haley as Guerrero
Guest Cast: Sam Huntington
as John Gray; Sarah Smyth as Emily; William Mapother as Fisher; Merwin
Mondesir as Tom Karrel; Peter Bryant as Abbot Stevens
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-In Stereo
THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT
SUPERSTAR CONTINUES
ON THE ROAD TO HOLLYWOOD
ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, ON
FOX
It is the last evening of
the Season Nine auditions. Join Simon, Kara and Randy as they continue their
quest to find the next singing superstar. Don’t miss the auditions everyone
will be talking about the next day when
the “Road to Hollywood” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airs Wednesday,
Feb. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (ID-909) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Ryan Seacrest
Judges: Simon Cowell, Ellen
DeGeneres, Kara DioGuardi and Randy Jackson
Guest
Judges: Victoria Beckham, Mary J. Blige, Kristin Chenoweth, Joe Jonas, Neil
Patrick Harris, Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry and Shania Twain
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4
**WINTER
FINALE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
IT’S A BATTLE BETWEEN
GOOD AND EVIL
ON THE
WINTER FINALE OF
“BONES”THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4, ON FOX
Joshua Malina (“In Plain
Sight”) and Pej Vahdat Guest-Star
Brennan and Booth
investigate a set of uniquely disfigured remains allegorizing biblical text.
As they acquire more information about the
victim, a former patient of Dr. Adam Copeland (guest star Malina) at
Havenhurst Sanitarium, they are confronted with suspects who are hard to
characterize as either good or evil. Meanwhile, Jeffersonian
intern Arastoo
Vaziri (guest star Vahdat) reveals a secret about his past in “The
Devil in the Details” winter finale episode of BONES airing Thursday,
Feb. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-513) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Emily
Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent
Seeley Booth;
TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara
Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Peh Vahdat as
Arastoo Vaziri; Joshua Malina as Dr. Adam Copeland; Jocko Sims as Lloyd
Robertson; Amanda Schull as Neviah Larkin; Henri Lubatti as Phillip Womack;
John Apicella as Father Patrick; Daniel Polo as William; Scott Jesic Caudill
as Gabe Turner; Deborah Rusty Schwimmer as Erica Turner
**WINTER FINALE**—“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital
5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
TWO WORLDS COLLIDE WITH
DISASTROUS RESULTS
ON THE WINTER FINALE OF
“FRINGE”
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4, ON
FOX
A Manhattan
office building is rattled to its core, leaving only one survivor, and the
Fringe Team examines his otherworldly origins. Once Walter surmises that
what shook the building was something he discovered many years ago, the team
races to Jacksonville to help Olivia reconnect with her past in order to
avert what they fear will happen next in the all-new “Jacksonville” winter
finale episode of FRINGE airing Thursday, Feb. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-214) (TV-14 V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia
Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance
Reddick as Phillip Broyles;Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as
Astrid Farnsworth
Guest Cast: Jim True-Frost
as Ted Pratchett; Ryan McDonald as Brandon; Sarah Edmondson as Pauline Hess
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: HOU-605 replaces the previously announced episode of HOUSE.]
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 2: KN-203 replaces the previously announced episode of KITCHEN
NIGHTMARES.]
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00
PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
FROM RAGS TO RICHES AND BACK AGAIN ON “HOUSE”
FRIDAY,
FEBRUARY 5,
ON FOX
A wealthy businessman brings his teenage son,
who is suffering from
stomach pains, to Princeton Plainsboro
and insists on having Dr. House handle the case. The father of the patient
believes that
the karmic penalty of his financial success is he is victim to personal
tragedy and the answer to his son’s medical mystery lies in a reversal
of fate rather than medical treatment. Meanwhile, Foreman and Chase prepare
to present information on
the Dibala case in
the “Instant Karma” episode of HOUSE airing Friday,
Feb. 5
(8:00-9:00
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-605) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr.
Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric
Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr.
Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr.
Chris Taub; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast:
Lee Tergesen as Roy; Tanner Maguire as Jack; Steve Kramer as
Ken; Michael Dean Connolly as Oliver; M.K. Bakshi as Pete; Tim Kahle as Dr.
Johnson; Gigi Hessamian as Marina; Liz Benoit as Nurse Anne; Cindy Lu as
Nurse Diane
--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
CHEF RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO
REIGNITE A JADED RESTAURANT OWNER’S PASSION
ON AN ALL-NEW “KITCHEN
NIGHTMARES” FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5, ON FOX
Chef Gordon Ramsay takes on
Bazzini Café, an Italian restaurant in Ridgewood, NJ, that struggles with
slow service, poorly crafted dishes, a lackluster sous chef and a
disappointing head chef. Even after Ramsay’s suggested fixes, the
environment in the kitchen is mayhem, forcing Chef Ramsay take charge during
prime dining hours while Head Chef Paul Bazzini takes a backseat in the
all-new “Bazzini” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Friday, Feb. 5
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-203) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 6
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: COPS at 8:00 and 8:30 PM and AMERICA’S MOST WANTED are preempted
this night.]
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 2: Local programming airs in primetime on the West Coast.]
**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NASCAR 2010: BUDWEISER SHOOTOUT—(8:00 PM ET-CC
live/5:00 PM PT-CC Live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS PRESENTS LIVE
COVERAGE OF THE 2010 BUDWEISER SHOOTOUT
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 6, ON
FOX
--“THE
WANDA SYKES SHOW”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
YEAH, SHE
SAID IT.
AN ALL-NEW
EPISODE OF “THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”
AIRS
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 6, ON FOX
Emmy
Award-winning actress and comedian Wanda Sykes’ new spin on the late-night
talk show features her innovative, irreverent and topical brand of comedy.
Sykes’ personal take on everything from news, politics, sports and pop
culture will be examined from her fresh point of view on an all-new episode
of THE WANDA SYKES SHOW airing Saturday, Feb. 6 (11:00 PM-Midnight
ET/PT) on FOX. (WAN-112) (TV-14 D, L)
Host: Wanda
Sykes
--“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
ANDREW’S MUSICAL BRINGS
DOWN THE HOUSE ON “SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 6, ON
FOX
When Sue gives Andrew an
ultimatum to turn around the drama department, he writes his magnum opus, a
musical starring the teachers with Miracle as the female lead. Jealous of
Andrew’s casting choices, Helen resolves to sabotage the play. Meanwhile,
Sue discovers that Ennis is smartest when intoxicated in the “High School
Musical Musical” episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP
airing Saturday, Feb. 6 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SIT-111) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Will Arnett as
Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart
Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as
Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno;
Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
WHATEVER SIMONA SAYS,
EDDIE DOES ON AN ALL-NEW “’TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON
FOX
Kevin
Nealon and Susan Yeagley Guest-Star
When Joy urges
Eddie to get a check-up from their doctor, Simona (Susan Yeagley), Eddie
becomes enamored with her and her husband, Stephen (Kevin Nealon), and their
seemingly perfect life. Joy becomes annoyed when Eddie becomes ardent about
taking Simona’s advice, even though Joy has been nagging him for years, and
decides to prove to Eddie that Simona isn’t as perfect as she seems in the
all-new “The
Not-So-Perfect Couple” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Feb. 7
(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-315) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast:
Brad Garrett as Eddie; Joely Fisher as Joy; JB Smoove as Kenny
Guest
Cast: Kevin Nealon as Stephen; Susan Yeagley as Simona; Stephen Lee as Bob;
Ashley Greene as Waitress; Matt Griesser as Man
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
JOY AND EDDIE TRY FLYING
SOLO ON AN ALL-NEW “’TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON
FOX
When Eddie
attends their annual baseball game without Joy, they realize that they can
have separate lives, but at what cost? Meanwhile, Ally and Doug try to save
a tree but end up causing a neighborhood tree-disease epidemic in the
all-new “Independent Action” episode of
‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday,
Feb. 7 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-406) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie
Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Timm Sharp as Doug Von Stuessen; Lindsey
Broad as Ally Stark
Guest Cast: Kathleen Rose as Duffy; Rob Benedict as Rainbow; Donnell C. Barrett as Black Guy; Eddie Braun as Stunt Performer; Deck Braun as Stunt Ball Boy #1; Harry Daniels as Stunt Ball Boy #2; Robert Donavan as Announcer
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby
Digital 5.1
BART WISHES FOR A BROTHER
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7,
ON FOX
Brothers
Peyton Manning,
Eli Manning and
Cooper Manning;
Kim Cattrall (“Sex and The City”), Jordan Nagai (“Up”)
and Tommy Smothers and
Dick Smothers (The
Smothers Brothers)
Make Special
Guest Voice Appearances
One snowy day in
Springfield, Lisa informs Bart that she and Maggie share a bond that Bart
will never understand because he doesn’t have a brother, so Bart asks Homer
for a baby brother. When Homer denies Bart’s request, Bart makes his way to
the Springfield Orphanage to find what he thinks he’s missing in the “O
Brother, Where Bart Thou?” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Feb. 7
(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2101) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner
as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa
Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as
Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
Guest Voice Cast:
Peyton Manning as himself;
Eli Manning as Himself;
Cooper Manning as Himself;
Kim Cattrall as Herself;
Jordan Nagai as Charlie, Huell Howser as Himself;
The Smothers Brothers as Themselves
--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S CHRISTMAS CHAOS ON
“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON
FOX
When Cleveland fills in as
Santa Claus at his office holiday party, he has one too many egg nogs and
lets the truth slip about Rallo’s father. With Rallo’s admiration for his
dad destroyed, Cleveland tries to reconnect father and son in an attempt to
save Rallo’s Christmas spirit. Meanwhile, Roberta becomes an animal-rights
activist and tries to save a reindeer in the “A Cleveland Brown Christmas”
episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Feb. 7 (8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-111) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as
Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna
Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester;
Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
PETER BECOMES A CORPORATE
BIG SHOT ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON
FOX
Hugh Laurie Makes Guest
Voice Appearance
When Peter
gives Lois’ father the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt slips
into a coma and not even Dr. House (guest voice Laurie) can bring him out of
it. With her father incapacitated, Lois is given control of
Pewterschmidt Industries.
Peter convinces Lois to let him run the operation, but he gets power-hungry
and fires the board. Mr. Pewterschmidt soon bounces back and tries to regain
control of what he’s built in the “Business Guy” episode of FAMILY GUY
airing Sunday, Feb. 7 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-711) (TV-14 D,
L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire and Cater; Alex
Borstein as Lois Griffin and Babs; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis
as Meg
Guest Voice Cast: Hugh
Laurie as Dr. House; Patrick Warburton as Joe
--“AMERICAN
DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN AND FRANCINE FIGHT
THE GOOD FIGHT ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, ON
FOX
When the Smith family goes
to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can’t get a good seat.
While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine
intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine
during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to
get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan
fights to get her back in the “Rapture’s Delight” episode of AMERICAN DAD
airing Sunday, Feb. 7 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-417) (TV-14
D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
-FOX-
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13
[EDITOR’S NOTE: See below for revised description of BTH-112.]
--“BROTHERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER ON AN ALL-NEW “BROTHERS”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX
Snoop Dogg and Jimmy Johnson Guest-Star
With the help of Cousin Kenny’s (guest star Snoop Dogg) legal aid, Coach’s brother Maurice is released from jail and arrives at the Trainors’ home to spend some time with the family. Despite Adele’s initial skepticism, the “new” Maurice turns out to be quite a stand-up guy. Meanwhile, Mike makes a play for a new waitress at Trainor’s, and Jimmy Johnson (guest-starring as himself) stops by the restaurant to talk football in the all-new “Snoop Returns” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Dec. 13 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-110) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach
Guest Cast: Snoop Dogg as Cousin Kenny; Fred Williamson as Maurice; Ryan Michelle Bathe as Kathleen; Jimmy Johnson as Himself
--“BROTHERS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
‘TIS THE SEASON TO SPEND TIME WITH FAMILY ON AN ALL-NEW“BROTHERS”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX
Lenny Clarke (“Rescue Me”) and Tichina Arnold (“Everybody Hates Chris”)Guest-Star
Adele’s brother-in law Lenny (guest star Lenny Clarke) shows up on the Trainor’s doorstep when his wife, Cynthia (guest star Tichina Arnold), jets off to Mexico solo, and Coach and Adele look for ways to bring them back together. Meanwhile, Adele preps for Christmas with the family, but her plans are disrupted when Mike and Chill are called into work in the all-new “Christmas” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Dec. 13 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-112) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach
Guest Cast: Lenny Clarke as Lenny; Tichina Arnold as Cynthia; Jamie Denbo as Jolene; Chane’t Johnson as Candy; Hector A. Garcia as Raul; Sacheen Padilla as Bambi; Steve Schirripa as Louie; Izzy Diaz as Hector; Stephen Lee as Tim; Rocsi Diaz as Maxi
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
BART'S HOLIDAY WISH THIS SEASON IS FOR A BROTHER
ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX
Brothers Peyton Manning, Eli Manning and Cooper Manning;
Kim Cattrall (“Sex and The City”), Jordan Nagai (“Up”)
and Tommy Smothers and Dick Smothers (The Smothers Brothers)
Make Special Guest Voice Appearances
One snowy day in Springfield, Lisa informs Bart that she and Maggie share a bond that Bart will never understand because he doesn’t have a brother, so Bart asks Homer for a baby brother. When Homer denies Bart’s request, Bart makes his way to the Springfield Orphanage to find what he thinks he’s missing in the all-new “O Brother, Where Bart Thou?” episode of THE SIMPSONS airingSunday, Dec. 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2101) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
Guest Voice Cast: Peyton Manning as himself; Eli Manning as Himself; Cooper Manning as Himself; Kim Cattrall as Herself; Jordan Nagai as Charlie, Huell Howser as Himself; The Smothers Brothers as Themselves
--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S CHRISTMAS CHAOS
ON AN ALL-NEW “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX
Celebrate the holidays Stoolbend-style! When Cleveland fills in as Santa Claus at his office holiday party, he has one too many eggnogs and lets the truth slip about Rallo’s father. With Rallo’s admiration for his dad destroyed, Cleveland tries to reconnect father and son in an attempt to save Rallo’s Christmas spirit. Meanwhile, Roberta becomes an animal rights activist and tries to save a reindeer in the all-new “A Cleveland Brown Christmas” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Dec. 13 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-111) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
PETER BECOMES A CORPORATE BIG SHOT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX
Hugh Laurie (HOUSE) Makes Guest Voice Appearance
When Peter gives Lois’ father the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt slips into a coma and not even Dr. House (guest voice Laurie) can bring him out of it. With her father incapacitated, Lois is given control ofPewterschmidt Industries. Peter convinces Lois to let him run the operation, but he gets power-hungry and fires the board. Mr. Pewterschmidt soon bounces back and tries to regain control of what he’s built – even though it may be more difficult than Christmas shopping for Peter – in the all-new “Business Guy” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Dec. 13 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-711) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire and Cater; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin and Babs; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg
Guest Voice Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. House; Patrick Warburton as Joe
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
THE SMITH FAMILY MAY HAVE THEIR LAST CHRISTMAS EVER
ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, ON FOX
When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can’t get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan fights to get her back in the all-new “Rapture’s Delight” episode of AMERICAN DAD airingSunday, Dec. 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-417) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
MONDAY, DECEMBER 14
--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
THE TEAM RINGS IN THE HOLIDAYS WITH A MEDICAL MYSTERY
ON “HOUSE” MONDAY, DECEMBER 14, ON FOX
Lori Petty (“The Cleaner”) Guest-Stars
House and the team encounter a teenager who collapsed during her high school Christmas program. They soon find the troubled teen dealt with more than her share of bullying at school, and as her condition continues to deteriorate, the team must delve deeper to get to the bottom of her mysterious illness. Meanwhile, House gives a clinic patient an unbelievable holiday gift and keeps the team guessing about who may have sent him a particularly thoughtful Christmas present, and Cuddy receives an unexpected gift of her own in the “Joy to the World” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, Dec. 14 (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT)on FOX. (HOU-511) (TV-14 D)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast: Lori Petty as Janice; B.K. Cannon as Natalie; Michael Leydon Campbell as Mr. Soellner; Sherilyn Fenn as Mrs. Soellner; Lucas Till as Simon; Phyllis Lyons as Dr. Schmidt; Bitsie Tulloch as Whitney; John Forrest as Geoff; Meaghan Jette Martin as Sarah; Taylor Dooley as Rachelle; Ben Shields as Jonathan; Alix Korey as Anna; Christopher Demaci as Squatter; Marissa Ingrasci as Woman; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
**FALL FINALE**—“LIE TO ME”—(9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
A DISGRUNTLED FARMER THREATENS THE NATION’S CAPITAL
ON “LIE TO ME” MONDAY, DECEMBER 14, ON FOX
During a political protest in Washington, D.C., a disgruntled farmer parks his explosives-packed tractor near the Treasury Department building, forcing Lightman and his team to make some crucial life-or-death decisions. Meanwhile, a third-grade field trip gets stuck in the Lightman Group offices, and Loker has to play babysitter in the all-new “Tractor Man” episode of LIE TO ME airing Monday, Dec. 14 (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LTM-210) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Tim Roth as Cal Lightman; Kelli Williams as Gillian Foster; Monica Raymund as Ria Torres; Brendan Hines as Eli Loker
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 15
**SEASON FINALE, PART 1**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
THE FINAL SIX PERFORM ON PART ONE
OF THE “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” SEASON FINALE
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 15, ON FOX
The passion, point and pas de bourreés have reached their peak this season, and the Top 6 dancers must leave it all on the dance floor during their final performances. This is the last chance to hit their marks, land their jumps and convince the judges and viewers they have what it takes to be America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch who outshines the rest on Part 1 of the two-night season finale of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Tuesday, Dec. 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-625) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
**FOX SPECIAL**—“GORDON RAMSAY: COOKALONG LIVE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC
FIRE UP YOUR STOVETOP FOR “GORDON RAMSAY: COOKALONG LIVE”
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 15, ON FOX
Superstar chef Gordon Ramsay is inviting viewers to stay home for the night, don their aprons, fire up their stovetops and cook along with him from the comfort of their own kitchens. During this live one-hour special, Chef Ramsay will guide America through step-by-step instructions on how to cook three mouth-watering courses for family and friends. Whether you love cooking or never go near the kitchen, Chef Ramsay guarantees that you’ll be able to cook three delicious dishes in one hour if you just do what he says. The evening’s menu will feature an Angel Hair Pasta with Shrimp, Chili Peppers and Tomatoes appetizer; Steak Diane with Sautéed Potatoes and Peas as the main course; and Quick Tiramisu for dessert. GORDON RAMSAY: COOKALONG LIVE airs Tuesday, Dec. 15(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (SP-1020) (TV-14 D, L)
Head Chef: Gordon Ramsay
[EDITOR’S NOTE: GLEE is preempted this evening.]
**2-HOUR SEASON FINALE, PART 2**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
AMERICA’S FAVORITE DANCER IS CROWNED
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16, ON FOX
The votes have been tallied, and the moment America has been waiting for is finally here! Find out tonight who has been chosen as America’s Favorite Dancer on the season finale of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, Dec. 16 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-625A) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
Michael Roach 310-369-7055 michael.roach@fox.com
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
BOOTH AND BRENNAN INVESTIGATE THE CALL OF THE WILD
ON “BONES” THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, ON FOX
Chad Lowe Guest-Stars
The half-eaten body of a doctor is found in the tiger cage at the zoo following a hospital charity event, and Booth and Brennan determine the death was no accident. The team soon identifies the victim as Dr. Andrew Welton, and Cam reveals that she was engaged to Welton and lived with him 10 years ago. Though she is devastated by the loss, she nonetheless joins in the investigation to help find Dr. Welton’s killer for the sake of his 16-year-old daughter who Cam once helped raise, potentially creating a life-changing situation for Cam. The team pieces together Dr. Welton’s final evening as they question the suspects, including Brandon Casey (guest star Lowe), whom Sweets and Angela must hypnotize in order to jog his memory about what he saw the night of the gala. Meanwhile, lust is in the air at the Jeffersonian, and Angela is obsessed by sexual thoughts as she tries to maintain her self-imposed celibacy in “The Doctor in the Den” episode of BONES airing Thursday, April 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-412) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Chad Lowe as Brandon Casey; Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Dana David as Michelle Weston; Rebecca Wisoky as Dr. Maura Bailey; Dru Mouser as Nancy Lauder; Linda Purl as Mrs. Diana Annenburg; Joey Adams as Rick Annenburg; Audrey Wasilewski as Trysta; Marston Fobbs as Bill; Candice Coke as Dr. Nora Oldhouse; Christopher Neiman as Langston; Pamela Dunlap as Mrs. Jenkins; Kim Topper as Gretchen Kujawa; Tangelia Rouse as Lauren Dobbs
--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
OLIVIA MAKES A SHOCKING RETURN TO THIS REALITY ON “FRINGE”
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, ON FOX
Leonard Nimoy Guest-Stars
After traveling to an intriguing parallel universe where she met Massive Dynamic founder William Bell (guest star Nimoy), Olivia makes a shocking return to this reality. Peter, unknowingly in a race against time with an ominous mobile force, pursues information about Olivia’s perplexing visit. Meanwhile, Walter reenters the lab to cook up a bit of fringe science, and of course, some custard for someone’s birthday in the “A New Day in the Old Town” episode of FRINGE airing Thursday, Dec. 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-201) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Mark Valley as John Scott; Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth
Guest Cast: Leonard Nimoy as William Bell; Meghan Markle as Agent Amy Jessup; Ari Graynor as Rachel Dunham; Ken Camroux-Taylor as Old Senator; Ivan Cermak as Cop; Simone Kessell as Nurse; Christian Vincent as Surgeon; Tegan Moss as Rebecca; Adrian Holmes as Forensics Chief
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18
**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“DOLLHOUSE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
VICTOR’S PAST IS REVEALED AND ECHO IS TRAPPED IN HER WORST NIGHTMARE
ON AN ALL-NEW “DOLLHOUSE” FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, ON FOX
As his contract with the Dollhouse expires, Victor is released back into the world, where his military past threatens his future with Sierra. Meanwhile, Echo is deemed too dangerous and is sent into her worst nightmare in the all-new “Stop-Loss/The Attic” episode of DOLLHOUSE airing Friday, Dec. 18 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DOL-209/210) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Eliza Dushku as Echo; Tahmoh Penikett as Paul Ballard; Olivia Williams as Adelle DeWitt; Harry Lennix as Boyd Langton; Fran Kranz as Topher Brink; Enver Gjokaj as Victor; Dichen Lachman as Sierra
Guest Cast: Liza Lapira as Ivy; Michael Kin as Hagan; Reed Diamond as Laurence Dominic; Vincent Ventresca as Nolan Kinnard; Adam Godley as Clyde Randolph; Tzi Ma as Matsu; Keir Thirus as Myers
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19
--“COPS: UPON FURTHER INVESTIGATION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
SUSPECTS SHOW NO LOVE FOR OFFICERS
ON “COPS: UPON FURTHER INVESTIGATION”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX
Deputies in Harris County, TX, respond to a call of a suspicious person in a neighborhood, and when backup arrives, one suspect starts to walk away from the scene. Upon further investigation, the suspects are found to be carrying illegal narcotics. Deputies in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, attempt to stop a suspect on a motorcycle for a routine traffic violation. As they approach the bike, the deputies discover the man is intoxicated and take him in on a DUI charge. Also featured are sheriffs in San Diego County, CA, who are called to investigate a grocery store theft that takes the cake on COPS: UPON FURTHER INVESTIGATION airing Saturday, Dec. 19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2117) (TV-PG L, V)
--“COPS: LIAR LIAR #3
”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
DRIVERS, DRUGS AND DISHONESTY ON “COPS: LIAR LIAR #3”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX
Officers in Cleveland, OH, arrest two young suspects who recklessly hijack a vehicle and cause a crazy car chase. A deputy in Hillsborough County, FL, responds to a call regarding a suspicious vehicle, and upon arrival at the scene, the passenger scrambles to conceal evidence. Also featured is an officer from Sacramento, CA, stopping to a suspect riding a bicycle who disregarded a traffic stop. When the suspect’s nervous behavior provokes officers to investigate further, they uncover “something he found” near the highway on COPS: LIAR LIAR #3 airing Saturday, Dec. 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2120) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED” CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED takes on the nation’s hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims’ rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED airsSaturday, Dec. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2312) (TV-14 L, V)
Host: John Walsh
--“THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
YEAH, SHE SAID IT.
AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”
AIRS SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX
In a special holiday edition of Emmy Award-winning actress and comedian Wanda Sykes’ new late-night talk show, everything from news, politics, sports and pop culture will be examined from Sykes’ point of view and will be peppered with her innovative, irreverent and topical brand of comedy on an all-new episode of THE WANDA SYKES SHOW airing Saturday, Dec. 19 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (WAN-107) (TV-14 D, L)
Host: Wanda Sykes
--“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
HIGH SCHOOL SCANDALS ARE UNCOVERED ON “SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, ON FOX
Stuart is named editor of the student newspaper and tries to boost sales by printing salacious stories. When he uncovers some information on Miracle that gets her fired, she and Larry go on the lam. Meanwhile, Sue attempts to hide her own juicy story in the “High School Confidential” episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP airing Saturday, Dec. 19 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SIT-108) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Will Arnett as Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno; Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, BROTHERS and ‘TIL DEATH will air on the West Coast only.]
--“BROTHERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MIKE IS THE COMEBACK KID ON “BROTHERS”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX
Mike is given a second chance to play for the NFL, and it seems like his financial woes may finally be coming to an end. But when making the team is contingent on passing a physical in only two-weeks’ time, Mike turns to Coach and Chill to get him back into shape. Meanwhile, Adele meddles with a student’s decision to play professional baseball in the “Mike's Comeback” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Dec. 20 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX. (BTH-105) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach
Guest Cast: Steve Schirripa as Louie; Jenny Slate as Annette; Todd Grinnell as Bruce; Hector A. Garcia as Raul; Dustin Ingram as Cody; Jamie Denbo as Jolene; Matt Cedeno as Jesus
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
A DISASTROUS HISTORY LESSON ON “’TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX
Barry Bostwick (“Ugly Betty”), Richard Lewis (“Curb Your Enthusiasm”)
and Clarence Clemons (“The Wire”) Guest-Star
When Doug’s father gives him and Ally a large sum of money, they struggle with the decision to keep it or give it back. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to write a book about the Hindenburg disaster in the “Eddie’s Book” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Dec. 20 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (TIL-404) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Timm Sharp as Doug Von Stuessen; Lindsey Broad as Ally Stark
Guest Cast: Barry Bostwick as George Von Stuessen; Richard Lewis as Miles Tunnicliff; Clarence Clemons as Himself
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER IS SUSPICIOUS OF BART’S NEW FRIEND ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX
Shohreh Aghdashloo (“FlashForward”) Guest-Voices
The Simpson family takes a trip to the Mapple Store at the Springfield Mall where Lisa gets her very own Mypod, and Bart interrupts an announcement from Steve Mobbs with his own voiceover, causing pandemonium to break loose in the store. On his way home from the mall, Bart narrowly escapes punishment and befriends a Muslim boy named Bashir. Homer becomes suspicious of Bart’s new friend and invites Bashir, his mother (guest voice Aghdashloo) and his father over for dinner so he can investigate their supposed anti-American sentiments. When Homer goes to their home to apologize, he instead snoops around their house, a la Jack Bauer, and uncovers what he believes to be a terrorist plot to blow up the Springfield Mall in the “Mypods and Boomsticks” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Dec. 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1920) (TV-PG D, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Bashir
Guest Voice Cast: Shohreh Aghdashloo as Mina
--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
CLEVELAND SAVES THE DAY ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX
Glenn Howerton (“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance
Cleveland is concerned that Cleveland Jr. has no friends, so he invites his neighbor Lester’s son Ernie (guest voice Howerton) to their house. A neglected Ernie becomes too attached to the family, leaving Cleveland to call child services to have Ernie taken back home. When the plan backfires, Cleveland helps Lester get his son back in “The One about Friends” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Dec. 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-104) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim
Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Howerton as Ernie
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
BRIAN MATES WITH A COUGAR ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX
When Brian snags an older woman, he becomes the laughingstock of the family, but things go from bad to worse when she breaks her hip and Brian has to be her errand-boy in the “Brian’s Got a Brand New Bag” episode of FAMILY GUY airingSunday, Dec. 20 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-702) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN FIGHTS FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, ON FOX
After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction. He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family in the “Most Adequate Christmas Ever” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Dec. 20 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-312) (TV-14 L)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
Guest Voice Cast:Erik Durbin as Counter Man, Paget Brewster as Michelle, JK Simmons as Judge, Jane Lynch as Doctor, Shawn Michael Howard as Homeless Guy, Peter Mackenzie as Surgeon, Matt Mckenna as Guy, Steve Hely as Jim Henson, John Dimaggio as Bouncer And Dove, Tim Dadabo as Waiter, Mike Barker as Jesus
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15
[EDITOR’S
NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, BROTHERS and ‘TIL
DEATH will air on the West Coast only.]
--“BROTHERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
THE TRAINORS DO WHAT IT
TAKES TO BE ON A WINNING TEAM
ON “BROTHERS” SUNDAY,
NOVEMBER 15, ON FOX
Kim Kardashian, Nancy
O’Dell and Clarence Clemons Guest-Star
When Coach’s football team
suffers an embarrassing losing steak, he relieves Chill of his duties as
assistant coach and recruits Mike to help him devise some winning plays.
Meanwhile, Trainor’s newest hostess spreads some juicy rumors to help
attract customers to Trainor’s, but when her gossip attracts Nancy O’Dell
(guest-starring as herself), Kim Kardashian (guest-starring as herself)
stops by the restaurant to set the record straight in the “Meet Mike Trainor/Assistant
Coach” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Nov. 15 (7:00-7:30 PM PT)
on FOX. (BTH-104) (TV-PG D, L, V)
Cast: Michael Strahan as
Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as
Coach
Guest Cast: Jenny Slate as
Annette; Steven Monroe as Kyle; Hector A. Garcia as Raul; Kim Kardashian as
Herself; Nancy O’Dell as Herself; Clarence Clemons as Himself
For
episodic photos and more information on this episode of BROTHERS, please
visit
http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z43.
Contact: Kim Kurland 310-369-2415
kim.kurland@fox.com
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
A DISASTROUS HISTORY
LESSON ON “’TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, ON
FOX
Barry Bostwick, Richard
Lewis and Clarence Clemons Guest-Star
When Doug’s
father gives him and Ally a large sum of money, they struggle with the
decision to keep it or give it back. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to write a
book about the Hindenburg disaster in the “Eddie’s Book” episode of
‘TIL DEATH airing
Sunday, Nov. 15 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (TIL-404) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie
Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Timm Sharp as Doug Von Stuessen; Lindsey
Broad as Ally Stark
Gust Cast: Barry Bostwick as
George Von Stuessen; Richard Lewis as Miles Tunnicliff; and Clarence
Clemons as Himself
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MARGE STRIKES A POSE ON AN
ALL-NEW
“THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15,
ON FOX
In an effort to raise money for charity, Marge and
“Philanthro-Chicks” decide to pose for a calendar. At the photo studio,
Marge is a bit reluctant to reveal any skin, but the photographer loosens
her up with wine and before long, Marge and her pin-up poses are the talk of
Springfield in “The Devil Wears Nada” episode airing Sunday, Nov. 15
(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SI-2017)
(TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner
as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa
Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as
Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
DONNA STILL HANGS WITH
THE SINGLE LADIES
ON AN ALL-NEW “THE
CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, ON
FOX
Jason Sudeikis and
Arianna Huffington Make Guest Voice Appearances
Cleveland is
upset when he finds out that Donna is still attending a single mothers’
support group in order to have a good time. Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. runs
for student council president with Rallo as his adviser in the all-new
“Ladies’ Night” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Nov. 15
(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-107) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as
Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna
Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester;
Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim
Guest Voice Cast: Jason
Sudeikis as Holt and Terry; Arianna Huffington as Arianna
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STEWIE DISCOVERS A POP
SUPERSTAR’S SECRET
ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY
GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, ON
FOX
When Stewie
scores tickets to a famous teen pop singer’s concert, he ends up meeting and
becoming great friends with her, but things get weird when he discovers one
of her darkest secrets. Meanwhile, Chris tries to prove to the family that
the Evil Monkey is real in the all-new “Hannah Banana”
episode of FAMILY GUY airing
Sunday, Nov. 15 (9:00-9:30 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-705) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein
as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg
Guest Voice Cast: Candace
Marie as Hannah Montana; Danny Smith as Evil Monkey
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
HERE COMES THE BRIDE ON
AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, ON
FOX
Stan and Francine are set to
renew their wedding vows until Stan reveals he only married Francine for her
looks. Furious with Stan, Francine “lets herself go” to see if Stan actually
loves the woman he’s been married to for 20 years. Meanwhile, Steve and
Hayley search for the perfect wedding gift in
the all-new “Shallow Vows” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Nov. 15
(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-416) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16
--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:01
PM ET/PT)
CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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HOUSE PLAYS DIRTY ON AN
ALL-NEW
“HOUSE”
MONDAY,
NOVEMBER 16,
ON FOX
After House’s medical license is reinstated, he reclaims his
role as Head of Diagnostics in time to treat Hank Hardwick (guest star Troy
Garity), an adult film star admitted to Princeton Plainsboro for pulsating
eye pain. Meanwhile, Cuddy is reminded that
the hospial
is not conducive to healthy personal relationships,
and House
angles to
form
a
dream team in
the all-new
“Teamwork” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, Nov. 16
(8:00-9:01
PM ET/PT)
on FOX.
(HOU-608)
(TV-14 D,
L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr.
Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James
Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr.
Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub;
Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast:
Jennifer Crystal Foley as Rachel Taub; Troy Garity as Hank; Jolene Blalock
as Lexa; Paul Hayes as Mr. Klingman; Deborah Quayle
as Phyllis; Ben Giroux as Rick/Director
--“LIE TO ME”—(9:01-10:00
PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
LIGHTMAN AND FOSTER HELP
A TEENAGER UNCOVER THE SECRETS OF HIS PAST
ON AN ALL-NEW “LIE TO ME”
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16, ON FOX
A troubled teenager believes
he was abducted as a baby and turns to the Lightman Group to help him
uncover the secrets of his past. Meanwhile, Loker investigates the origin of
a deadly stampede that occurred at a megastore the day after Thanksgiving in
the all-new “Black Friday” episode of LIE TO ME
airing Monday, Nov. 16
(9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LTM-208) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Tim Roth as Dr. Cal
Lightman; Kelli Williams as Gillian Foster; Monica Raymund as Ria Torres;
Brendan Hines as Eli Loker; Mekhi Phifer as FBI Agent Ben Reynolds; Hayley
McFarland as Emily Lightman
Guest Cast: Daniel Owen Ross
as Max; J. Downing as Mr. Roland; Lisa Waltz as Mrs. Roland; Nick Searcy as
Mr. Donnelly; Randy Lowell as Mr. Knox; Hannah Cox as Mrs. Knox; Jackie
Debatin as Cheyenne; John Bishop as Ray “Romeo” Blake; Shashawnee Hall as
Larry Bernardo; Gordon Greene as Bob Swall; Jim Hanna as Ken; Mark Ankeny as
Waylon; Bill Zasadil as Ernie; Whitney Powell as Paula; Erica Grace as
Delisha; Laurel Weber as Carley
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17
**2-HOUR EPISODE**—
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
TOP 14 PERFORM ON “SO YOU
THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, ON
FOX
The Top 14 dance their
hearts out as they compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer when the
“Top 14 Perform” on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Tuesday, Nov. 17
(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-617/618) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN
DANCE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed)
CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
TWO MORE DANCERS ARE
ELIMINATED
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN
DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18,
ON FOX
It’s
elimination night on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE and
two dancers will be
sent home.
Who will make the cut in
the search for America's Favorite
Dancer? Find
out on the “2 of 14 Voted Off” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN
DANCE airing
Wednesday, Nov. 18
(8:00-9:00
PM ET live/PT
tape-delayed)
on FOX. (DAN-617A/618A)
(TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
--“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
LOVE SONGS TAKE CENTER
STAGE ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18,
ON FOX
Mr. Schuester
splits the Glee Club into pairs to sing their favorite ballad, but when one
kid gets sick, he’s forced to step in and winds up in a sticky situation.
Meanwhile, Finn and Quinn have to face the music when dinner with her
parents (guest stars Gregg Henry and Charlotte Ross) goes awry in the
all-new “Ballad” episode of GLEE airing Wednesday, Nov. 18
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-110) (TV-PG L)
Cast: Matthew Morrison as
Will Schuester; Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue
Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma
Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin
McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna
Ushkowitz as Tina
Guest Cast: Naya Rivera as
Santana Lopez; Gregg Henry as Russell Fabray;
Charlotte Ross as Judy Fabray; Sarah Drew as Suzy Pepper; Romy Rosemont as
Carole; J.R. Nutt as Edgar Newdle; Heather Morris as Brittany; Dijon
Talton as Matt Rutherford; Harry Shum as Mike Chang
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00
PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE
ALL SHAPES AND SIZES
ON ALL-NEW
“BONES”
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19,
ON FOX
Ralph Waite (“Days of Our
Lives”)
Guest-Stars
Booth’s grandfather
Hank
(guest star Ralph Waite)
comes to live with him and tags along as Brennan
and Booth investigate
ashes
and
charred
remains
found by a real estate agent while showing
a
property to prospective buyers.
The
team
identifies
the
victims
as plus-size lovers,
neither of whom
seemed to
have
many
enemies.
Meanwhile, Hank tries to play matchmaker for Booth and
lets
Brennan
in
on
some family secrets in
“The Foot in the Foreclosure” episode of BONES airing Thursday, Nov. 19
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT)
on FOX.
(BON-508)
(TV-14
D)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David
Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins;
Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam”
Saroyan; John Francis Daley
as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast:
Ralph Waite as Hank Booth;
Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Sarah Rafferty as Katie Selnick;
David Bowe as
Howard Fileman;
Adrienne Smith as Stephanie Simon;
Carter MacIntyre as Office David Poe; Carla Renata as Maureen
Mack
--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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THERE’S MORE THAN ONE OF
EVERYTHING WHEN
REVEALING OBSERVATIONS
ARE MADE ON AN ALL-NEW “FRINGE”
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, ON
FOX
When a
peculiar abduction occurs in Boston, the Fringe team uncovers details of the
mysterious man known as The Observer. While the bizarre case takes center
stage, Walter, Peter and Astrid hit the lab to analyze unusual evidence and
deal with Walter’s insatiable appetite for a milkshake in the all-new
“August” episode of
FRINGE airing Thursday, Nov. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(FR-208) (TV-14 V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia
Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance
Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Blair Brown as
Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20
--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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HOUSE TREATS A PATIENT
WHOSE CHRONIC PAIN PUSHES HIM TO THE EDGE
ON “HOUSE”
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, ON FOX
At Cameron’s urging, House
and the team take on the case of a man living with such severe chronic pain
that he tries to kill himself, unable to go on after living for years
without a diagnosis or any relief from his suffering. As they try to
determine whether the man’s pain is psychosomatic or caused by a actual
ailment, parallels between the patient and House’s experiences with
excruciating, prolonged pain become apparent. When the patient again
attempts suicide under the team’s care, their search for answers becomes
urgent. Meanwhile, Foreman and Thirteen explore their now complicated
relationship as they work together on the Huntington’s Disease clinical drug
trial, and Cuddy finds that taking care of her newly adopted baby leaves her
little time to run a hospital and babysit House at the same time in the
“Painless” episode of HOUSE airing Friday, Nov. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-512) (TV-14 D)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr.
Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric
Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr.
Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr.
Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast: Martin Henderson
as Jeff; Sarah Danielle Madison as Lynne; Jake Cherry as Zach; Lori Petty as
Janice; Alex Fernandez as Fernando; Anthony Montgomery as James Carlton;
James Ingersoll as Chris Carrick; Aisha Kabia as Nurse Rita; Bobbin
Bergstrom as Nurse
--“BONES”—(9:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
THE MURDER OF A CAR
SALESMAN
WITH MYSTERIOUSLY FOAMING
BONES HAS THE TEAM BAFFLED
ON “BONES” FRIDAY,
NOVEMBER 20, ON FOX
Episode Directed by David
Boreanaz
A bungee-jumping couple
plunges off a bridge on their wedding day only to come face-to-face with a
corpse lying at the bottom of a gorge. With the horrified couple’s wedding
day ruined, Booth and Brennan hike down the rocky creek bed to examine the
corpse and determine that the victim was already dead before he was thrown
off of the bridge, thus ruling out suicide. Back at the lab, they notice an
unknown substance oozing from the body, throwing the lab into an immediate
lockdown. As the victim’s bones continue to foam, the team realizes they
have only 24 hours to determine the cause of death before the bones
disintegrate completely. Meanwhile, Booth and Brennan identify the victim as
a car salesman whose wheeling and dealing may have brought him many an
unsatisfied customer in “The Bones That Foam” episode of BONES airing
Friday, Nov. 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-410) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr.
Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ
Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara
Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Ryan Cartwright
as Vincent Nigel-Murray; Janet Varney as Maureen Perot; Stoney Westmoreland
as Jungle Jim Delroy; Sunkrishi Bala as Buddy Shirazi; Zachary Knighton as
Chet Newcomb; Omid Abtahi as Hal Shirazi; Christine Lakin as Vanessa
Newcomb; Rich Hutchman as Kevin Howard; Nicole Malgarini as Strawberry Lust;
Michael Adler as Pastor Rick
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21
--“COPS: SLACKER CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT)
CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STOLEN CARS, ANGRY SONS
AND ONE CONFUSED GIRL
ON AN ALL-NEW “COPS:
SLACKER CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON
FOX
An officer from Arizona’s
Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office responds to a carjacking by chasing the
suspect on foot to detain him. Meanwhile the officers of Florida’s Palm
Beach County Sheriff’s Department settle a domestic dispute between a father
and two sons on the all-new COPS: SLACKER CRIMES SPECIAL EDITION airing
Saturday, Nov 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2214) (TV-PG L)
--“COPS: BAD GIRLS #12”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In
Stereo
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
WEDDING BELLS RING AND
SIRENS SOUND
ON “COPS: BAD GIRLS #12”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON
FOX
Deputies in Harris County,
TX, uncover plenty of cracks in a case when they assist in a felony warrant
arrest involving a female suspect. Pomona, CA, police officers respond to a
domestic-disturbance call where the victim had just admitted to her mother
that she got married in Vegas. Also featured are officers in Minneapolis,
MN, trying to keep the peace when a quarrel between to two females breaks
out on COPS: BAD GIRLS #12 airing Saturday, Nov. 21 (8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2128) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST
WANTED”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED” SEARCHES FOR THE WORLD’S MOST WANTED
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED takes
the hunt for fugitives global as host John Walsh travels to Eastern Europe
to hunt down a drug lord who’s led authorities on an international
cat-and-mouse game. Walsh also partners up with top crimefighters in the
U.K. to track down their most wanted criminals. AMW will also see how an
amazing new CSI technology developed in England is giving detectives around
the world a powerful new tool to help identify suspects in the all-new “The
World’s Most Wanted Special Edition” of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED airing
Saturday, Nov. 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2308) (TV-14 V)
Host:
John Walsh
--“THE
WANDA SYKES SHOW”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
YEAH, SHE
SAID IT.
AN ALL-NEW
EPISODE OF “THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”
AIRS
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON FOX
Emmy
Award-winning actress and comedian Wanda Sykes’ new spin on the late-night
talk show features her innovative, irreverent and topical brand of comedy.
Sykes’ personal take on everything from news, politics, sports and pop
culture will be examined from her fresh point of view on an all-new episode
of THE WANDA SYKES SHOW airing Saturday, Nov. 21 (11:00 PM-Midnight
ET/PT) on FOX. (WAN-103) (TV-14 D, L)
Host: Wanda
Sykes
**SEASON FINALE**—“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
PA:
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ANDREW’S MUSICAL BRINGS
DOWN THE HOUSE!
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF
“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, ON
FOX
When Sue gives Andrew an
ultimatum to turn around the drama department, he writes his magnum opus, a
musical starring the teachers with Miracle as the female lead. Jealous of
Andrew’s casting choices, Helen resolves to sabotage the play. Meanwhile,
Sue discovers that Ennis is smartest when intoxicated in the all-new “High
School Musical Musical” season finale episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP
airing Saturday, Nov. 21 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SIT-111) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Will Arnett as
Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart
Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as
Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno;
Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22
--“BROTHERS”—(7:00-7:30
PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MIKE SEES THE WORLD THROUGH CHILL’S EYES
ON AN ALL-NEW
“BROTHERS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22,
ON FOX
Mike
offends Chill
when Mike
contests
that
being in a wheelchair
has lots of
advantages.
To prove Mike wrong,
Chill bets
Mike
that he
can’t last one week in a chair.
Mike accepts and
puts
his Super Bowl ring on the line, but once
the week begins,
Mike
is
surprised
by his
experience
in
the all-new
“Week in the
Chair” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Nov. 22
(7:00-7:30
PM ET/PT)
on FOX.
(BTH-109)
(TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill;
CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach
Guest Cast:
Will Sasso as Anthony; Jamie Denbo as Jolene; Sacheen Padilla as Bambi;
Hector A. Garcia as Raul;
Chane’t Johnson as Candy; James Sklena as Kevin
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
SPRINGFIELD IS HOLDING
OUT FOR A HERO ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, ON
FOX
Episode Co-Written and
Guest-Voiced by Seth Rogen
When Comic Book Guy casts
Homer as the lead in “Everyman,” a feature film based on a new comic book
superhero who possesses the ability to absorb the superpowers of every super
hero in every comic he touches. To whip Homer into superhero shape, the
movie studio hires celebrity fitness trainer Lyle McCarthy (guest voice
Rogen), but Homer has trouble sticking to his new healthy regimen in the
“Homer The Whopper” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Nov. 22
(7:30-8:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (SI-2013) (TV-PG D)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta
as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart
Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress
MacNeille as Manjula
Guest Voice Cast: Seth Rogen
as Lyle McCarthy
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
BART
MEETS HIS MATCH
ON AN ALL-NEW
“THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22,
ON FOX
Jonah Hill (“Funny
People”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance
Fed up with Bart’s constant pranks, Principal Skinner tells
Bart
that there is
a former Springfield Elementary student hailed as the best prankster ever
– even
better than Bart – but
he won’t divulge the legendary student’s
name. Bart finally gets Groundskeeper
Willie to reveal the prankster’s
identity:
Andy Hamilton (guest voice Jonah Hill).
Bart tracks down Andy, who is now 19
years
old
and
hasn’t grown out of his pranking days. Bart and Andy become fast friends
until Bart gets Andy a job working for
the ultimate clown in
the all-new
“Pranks and Greens” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing
Sunday, Nov. 22 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SI-2018)
(TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner
as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa
Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as
Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
Guest Voice Cast:
Jonah Hill as Andy Hamilton
--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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IT’S AN “OUTRAGEOUS”
THANKSGIVING
ON AN ALL-NEW “THE
CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, ON
FOX
Cleveland
celebrates his first Thanksgiving with his new family, including his own
parents Cookie (guest voice Francis Callier) and Freight Train (guest voice
Craig Robinson) as well as Donna’s Auntie Momma (guest voice Kym Whitley)
who all make a surprise visit to shake things up in Stoolbend. However, the
holiday gets complicated when Roberta and Federline (guest voice Jamie
Kennedy) decide to celebrate on their own, and Cleveland discovers a
surprising secret about Auntie Momma that changes his impression of her
forever in the
all-new “A Brown Thanksgiving” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing
Sunday, Nov. 22 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-109) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as
Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna
Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester;
Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim
Guest Voice Cast: Jamie
Kennedy as Federline Jones; Kym Whitley as Auntie Momma; Craig Robinson as
Freight Train; Francis Callier as Cookie; Daryl Hall as Himself; John Oates
as Himself
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
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PETER TRIES TO MAKE A NEW
FRIEND
ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY
GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, ON
FOX
Kevin Michael Richardson
(“The Cleveland Show”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance
Feeling blue,
Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by
Cleveland. The interview process leads them to Jerome (guest voice
Richardson) but things don’t look so good when it’s discovered that Quagmire
hates him in the all-new
“Jerome Is The New Black” episode of FAMILY GUY airing
Sunday, Nov. 22 (9:00-9:30 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-708) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein
as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg
Guest Voice Cast: Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome; Ralph Garman as Clark and Tough Guy
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
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STAN’S WITH THE BAND
ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN
DAD”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, ON
FOX
Zach
Galifianakis (“The Hangover”) and Members of My Morning Jacket
Make Guest
Voice Appearances
When Hayley
goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan’s wishes, he crashes the
show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first
time, it calls to him and he’s smitten. Stan becomes obsessed with the band
and decides to follow them on the road as a groupie in the all-new
“My Morning
Straitjacket” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Nov. 22
(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-422) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
Guest Voice Cast: Zach Galifianakis as Heavyset Man and Norman; Patrick Stewart as Bullock; Carl Broemel as Himself, Two-Tone Tommy as Himself, Bo Koster as Himself, Patrick Hallahan as Himself; Jim James as Himself
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: THE SIMPSONS, THE CLEVELAND SHOW, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD
are preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2:
Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: FOX
Sports coverage of the the NFL doubleheader airs 7:00-8:00 PM ET/4:00-
5:00 PM PT.]
**FOX SPORTS
SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL WORLD SERIES GAME #4—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00
PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS
PRESENTS THE 2009 MLB WORLD SERIES
SUNDAY,
NOVEMBER 1, ON FOX
FOX Sports
presents exclusive live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2009
postseason with Game 4 of the 2009 World Series between the New York Yankees
and the Philadelphia Phillies. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck and analyst
Tim McCarver will be on the call. The game airs Sunday, Nov. 1 (8:00
PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-1012) (TV-N/A)
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: HOUSE and LIE TO ME are preempted this evening.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2:
Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL WORLD SERIES
GAME #5—(7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS
PRESENTS THE 2009 MLB WORLD SERIES
MONDAY,
NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX
FOX Sports
presents exclusive live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2009
postseason with Game 5 of the 2009 World Series between the New York Yankees
and the Philadelphia Phillies. Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck and analyst
Tim McCarver will be on the call.
The game airs Monday, Nov. 2 (7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30 PM-CC
PT) on FOX. (SP-1015) (TV-N/A)
TUESDAY,
NOVEMBER 3
**2-HOUR EPISODE**—
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
TWO CONTESTANTS ARE
ELIMINATED AND THE TOP 18 PERFORM
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN
DANCE”
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, ON
FOX
The Top 18 dancers must put
their best feet forward – possibly with new partners – as they compete to
become America’s Favorite Dancer. Additionally, two more dancers – one male
and one female – are eliminated tonight on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing
Tuesday, Nov. 3 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-613/614) (TV-PG D,
L)
Host: Cat Deeley
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4
[EDITOR’S
NOTE: If WORLD SERIES Game #6 (SP-1016, PHL at NYY) is necessary, the
baseball game will air instead of both episodes of GLEE.]
--“GLEE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
SUE AND WILL DUKE IT OUT
ON “GLEE”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, ON
FOX
To cause dissention among
the Glee Club members, Sue forces the students to compete against each
other, but the real showdown happens when she and Will get called into the
principal’s office. Meanwhile, the Glee kids rally to support Quinn after
some shocking news is revealed in the “Throwdown”
episode of GLEE airing Wednesday, Nov. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (GLE-107) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Matthew Morrison as
Will Schuester; Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue
Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma
Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin
McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna
Ushkowitz as Tina
Guest Cast: Stephen
Tobolowsky as Sandy Ryerson; Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins; Naya Rivera
as Santana Lopez; Jennifer Aspen as Kendra; Ken Choi as Dr. Wu; Amy Hill as
Dr. Chin; Josh Sussman as Jacob Ben Israel; Heather Morris as Brittany;
Dijon Talton as Matt Rutherford; Harry Shum as Mike Chang
--“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FINN AND QUINN SINK TO
THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOD CHAIN
ON “GLEE” WEDNESDAY,
NOVEMBER 4, ON FOX
Inspired the by the
students, Will composes a mash-up for a very special occasion. Meanwhile, in
a shocking reversal of roles, McKinley High’s cool kids are dethroned in an
“icy” fashion, and Sue shows off her softer side in
the “Mash-Up” episode of GLEE airing Wednesday, Nov. 4
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-108) (TV-PG D, L, S)
Cast: Matthew Morrison as
Will Schuester; Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue
Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma
Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin
McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna
Ushkowitz as Tina
Guest Cast: Patrick
Gallagher as Ken Tanaka; Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez; James Earl III as
Azimo; Zack Lively as Lipoff; Bill A. James as Rod Remington; Earlene Davis
as Andrea Carmichael; Max Adler as Dave Karofsky; Gina Hecht as Puck’s Mom;
Heather Morris as Brittany; Dijon Talton as Matt Rutherford; Harry Shum as
Mike Chang
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5
[EDITOR’S
NOTE: If WORLD SERIES Game #7 (SP-1017, PHL at NYY) is necessary, the
baseball game will air instead of BONES and FRINGE.]
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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BRENNAN AND BOOTH RUFFLE
A FEW FEATHERS
ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES”
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, ON
FOX
When the mutilated remains
of a local chicken farmer set to inherit a chicken factory farm aggressively
protested for inhumane living conditions and animal cruelty are discovered
on the bank of a nearby river, the Jeffersonian team is brought in on the
case. The team must question the farmer’s many enemies, including extremist
animal-rights activists and bitter neighbors, in order to solve the case.
Meanwhile, Angela is bothered by the farm’s practices and launches her own
animal-rights campaign in the all-new “The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken”
episode of BONES airing Thursday, Nov. 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(BON-506) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr.
Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ
Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara
Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Michael Gran
Terry as Wendell Bray; Sean Bridgers as John Collins; Andrew J. West as Josh
Parsons; Tracy Middendorf as Gaynor Rabin; Steven M. Porter as Roy Meyers;
Sufe Bradshaw as Gina McNamara
--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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THE FRINGE DIVISION IS
FLUMMOXED BY DARK CIRCUMSTANCES
AND NEW LIGHT IS SHED ON
AGENT BROYLES ON AN ALL-NEW “FRINGE”
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, ON
FOX
Directed by Emmy Award
winner Jon Cassar (24), this episode follows the Fringe Division as they
take on a puzzling investigation where victims are inexplicably
disintegrating into ash. The shadowy case casts light on Special Agent
Phillip Broyles’ past and leads the team to the possibility of foreign
Fringe Science. Emotions run high as the alarming events stack up and
revealing personal details emerge about the leader of the Fringe Division in
the all-new “Earthling” episode of FRINGE airing Thursday, Nov. 5
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-206) (TV-14 V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia
Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance
Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Blair Brown as
Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth
Guest Cast: Ravil Isyanov as
Tomas; JR Bourne as Mystery Man; Gerard Plunkett as Senator Van Horn;
Yaroslav Poverlo as Tomas’ Brother; Joe Towne as Randy Dancik; Michelle
Harrison as Natalie
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6
[EDITOR’S NOTE:
HOU-515 and BON-413 replace the previously announced episodes of
BROTHERS, ‘TIL DEATH and
DOLLHOUSE.]
--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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A FAKE CASE BECOMES A
REAL ONE AS THE TEAM TREATS
A PRIEST WHOSE PAST HAS
TAKEN HIS FAITH FROM HIM
ON “HOUSE” FRIDAY,
NOVEMBER 6,
ON FOX
When a priest who runs a
homeless shelter sees a bleeding Jesus hovering at his doorstep, he is
admitted to the ER. House takes on the case as a distraction for the team
while he confronts Foreman and Thirteen about their relationship. He gives
them an ultimatum: break up or one of them gets fired; it’s their choice,
but they have until the conclusion of the case to decide. The team soon
learns the priest had been involved in a molestation scandal that caused him
to lose his faith. However, just as they are about to dismiss his case, the
patient’s condition takes a drastic turn for the worse, and House and the
team attempt to restore his health while the patient grapples with his past
and his belief. Meanwhile, Cuddy invites House to her baby’s naming
ceremony, which the atheist House unduly criticizes,
in the “Unfaithful”
episode of HOUSE airing Friday, Nov. 6
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-515)
(TV-14 D)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr.
Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric
Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr.
Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr.
Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast: Jimmi Simpson as
Daniel Bresson; Jake Thomas as Ryan; Janet Haley as Eileen; Terrance Ellis
as Daryl; Nick Josephs as Man; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
--“BONES”—(9:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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BOOTH AND BRENNAN MUST
PIECE TOGETHER
A BONE-SHATTERING
DISCOVERY
ON “BONES” FRIDAY,
NOVEMBER 6, ON FOX
Billy F. Gibbons (“ZZ
Top”) Guest-Stars
Booth and Brennan are on the
case when shattered, pulverized human remains are found in a garbage bag at
a photo shoot. When the team discovers a meteorite shard lodged in the
victim’s ear, they are led to the Collar Institute of Science, a famous
center for physics research in D.C. After questioning scientists at the
institute, they discover the remains are those of Dr. Diane Sidman, a
leading scientist and editor-in-chief of the Journal of the Collar
Institute, who was also engaged to the Collar’s founder. When they discover
Dr. Sidman had been working on an extremely controversial project, Brennan
and Booth investigate a multitude of death threats directed at her. As the
team tries to decipher the cause of her death, Booth and Brennan are on the
search for the killer, but their scientific method leads them into a
dangerous situation. Meanwhile, Angela’s father (guest star Gibbons) comes
to town to seek revenge on Hodgins, and Sweets attempts to mediate the
situation in “The
Science in the Physicist” episode of BONES airing
Friday, Nov. 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-413) (TV-14 D, S)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr.
Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ
Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara
Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Ryan Cartwright
as Vincent Nigel-Murray; Billy F. Gibbons as Billy F. Gibbons; Jason Rogel
as Broderick Mullins; John Pyper-Ferguson as Landis Collar; Anil Raman as
Dr. Christopher Beaudette; Aimee Garcia as Jennifer Keating; August Emerson
as Milton Alvaredo; Sterling Sulieman as Nest Tech; Arielle Vandenberg as
Model; Shawn Carter Peterson as Photographer
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7
--“COPS: DANGEROUS ARRESTS #4”—(8:00-8:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
PA:
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OFFICERS ENGAGE IN CAR
CHASES AND DRUG BUSTS
ON “COPS” SATURDAY,
NOVEMBER 7, ON FOX
Officers from
the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department pursue a bank robber in a car
chase through the streets of Vegas. Also in the episode, officers of the
Victorville (CA) Police Department of San Bernadino County respond to a call
from an armed man threatening to shoot innocent bystanders outside his
apartment on an all-new COPS: DANGEROUS ARRESTS #4 airing
Saturday, Nov. 7
(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2209) (TV-PG L, V)
--“COPS: FROM BAD TO WORSE”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT)
CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
PA:
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SPEEDING+CRACK+TASERS =
TROUBLE
ON “COPS: FROM BAD TO
WORSE”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON
FOX
A high-speed
pursuit ensues when an officer from the Sacramento (CA) Police Department
spots a reported vehicle involved in an armed robbery. Deputies in Seattle
track a known offender and use a Taser to apprehend the perpetrator. In
Cleveland, officers pursue a fleeing suspect who stashes his crack on COPS:
FROM BAD TO WORSE
airing Saturday, Nov. 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(CP-2125) (TV-PG L, V)
--“AMERICA’S MOST
WANTED”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
AN ALL-NEW “AMERICA’S MOST WANTED”
INVESTIGATES A SEVEN-MINUTE DEADLY RAMPAGE
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON FOX
John Walsh travels to
Northern California to to hunt down the sole remaining suspect of a
murderous afternoon in Berkeley, CA, that left three people dead in a span
of seven minutes. Viewers will also hear about new developments in San
Francisco’s notorious Zodiac Killer case in the all-new “Seven Minutes of
Murder Special Edition” of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED airing Saturday, Nov. 7 (9:00-10:00
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2307) (TV-14 V)
Host:
John Walsh
**SERIES
PREMIERE**—“THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
YEAH, SHE
SAID IT.
THE SERIES
PREMIERE OF “THE WANDA SYKES SHOW”
AIRS
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON FOX
Emmy
Award-winning actress and comedian Wanda Sykes returns to FOX with a new
spin on the late-night talk show that will showcase her innovative,
irreverent and topical brand of comedy. Sykes’ personal take on the events
of the week will be punctuated by field pieces and produced comedy segments.
Everything from news, politics, sports and pop culture will be examined from
her fresh point of view as she leads discussions with regular panelists and
famous friends. Don’t miss the series premiere of THE WANDA SYKES SHOW
airing Saturday, Nov. 7 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (WAN-101)
(TV-14 D, L)
Host: Wanda
Sykes
--“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
PA:
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KNOB HAVEN HIGH SCHOOL
JUST SAYS “NO”
ON AN ALL-NEW “SIT DOWN,
SHUT UP”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON
FOX
Stuart misunderstands his
part in Knob Haven High’s anti-drug campaign and builds a meth lab instead
of a math lab. Meanwhile, Larry takes the school’s affiliation with a
pharmaceutical company a little too seriously in the all-new “Math Lab”
episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP airing Saturday,
Nov. 7 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SIT-106) (TV-14 D, L,
S, V)
Voice Cast: Will Arnett as
Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart
Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as
Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno;
Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8
[EDITOR’S
NOTE: BTH-105 replaces the previously announced episode of THE SIMPSONS.]
--“BROTHERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MIKE IS THE COMEBACK KID
ON AN ALL-NEW “BROTHERS”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON
FOX
Mike is given a second
chance to play for the NFL, and it seems like his financial woes may finally
be coming to an end. But when making the team is contingent on passing a
physical in only two-weeks’ time, Mike turns to Coach and Chill to get him
back into shape. Meanwhile, Adele meddles with a student’s decision to play
professional baseball in the all-new “Mike's Comeback” episode of BROTHERS
airing Sunday, Nov. 8 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-105) (TV-PG
D, L)
Cast: Michael Strahan as
Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as
Coach
Guest Cast: Steve Schirripa
as Louie; Jenny Slate as Annette; Todd Grinnell as Bruce; Hector A. Garcia
as Raul; Dustin Ingram as Cody; Jamie Denbo as Jolene; Matt Cedeno as Jesus
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
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STAN LEARNS TO LIGHTEN UP
ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN
DAD”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON
FOX
Stan nearly ruins Steve’s
birthday party by demanding that Steve act his own age, but Francine saves
the day by getting the moonbounce Steve has always wanted. When Stan
reluctantly joins in the fun, he comes to realize he never had the chance to
be a kid. When Stan has a run-in with local law enforcement, the father-son
roles are reversed, forcing Steve to become the man of the house. Meanwhile,
Klaus tries to re-capture the feeling of having a human body by getting a
haircut in the all-new “Man in the Moonbounce” episode of AMERICAN DAD
airing Sunday, Nov. 8 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-419) (TV-14
D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
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BRIAN MATES WITH A COUGAR
ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY
GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON
FOX
When Brian
snags an older woman, he becomes the laughingstock of the family, but things
go from bad to worse when she breaks her hip and Brian has to be her
errand-boy in
the all-new “Brian’s Got a Brand New Bag” episode of FAMILY GUY airing
Sunday, Nov. 8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (FG-702) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein
as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg
For
episodic artwork and more information on this episode of FAMILY GUY, please
visit
http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z55.
**FOX SPECIAL**—“FAMILY
GUY PRESENTS: SETH AND ALEX’S ALMOST LIVE COMEDY SHOW” (working title)—(8:30-9:00
PM ET/PT) CC
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SETH MACFARLANE AND ALEX
BORSTEIN BRING THE FUNNY
IN “FAMILY
GUY PRESENTS: SETH AND ALEX’S
ALMOST LIVE
COMEDY SHOW (working title)
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON
FOX
Seth
MacFarlane invades ANIMATION DOMINATION with a commercial-free variety
special starring MacFarlane and his FAMILY GUY co-star Alex Borstein. The
half-hour special will highlight the duo’s subversive and unique comedic
sensibilities and feature original animation, live-action performances of
FAMILY GUY’s most memorable musical numbers, comedy sketches and surprise
celebrity guests. Don’t miss FAMILY GUY PRESENTS: SETH & ALEX’S ALMOST LIVE
COMEDY SHOW (working title) airing Sunday, Nov. 8 (8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (SP-1018) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Cast: Seth MacFarlane and
Alex Borstein
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STEWIE DISCOVERS A POP
SUPERSTAR’S SECRET
ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY
GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON
FOX
When Stewie
scores tickets to a famous teen pop singer’s concert, he ends up meeting and
becoming great friends with her, but things get weird when he discovers one
of her darkest secrets. Meanwhile, Chris tries to prove to the family that
the Evil Monkey is real in the all-new “Hannah Banana”
episode of FAMILY GUY airing
Sunday, Nov. 8 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (FG-705) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein
as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg
Guest Voice Cast: Candace
Marie as Hannah Montana; Danny Smith as Evil Monkey
--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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CLEVELAND GETS A LITTLE
TOO REAL
ON AN ALL-NEW “THE
CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, ON
FOX
Jason Sudeikis, Arianna
Huffington and Jamie Kennedy
Make Guest Voice
Appearances
When Cleveland has “the
talk” with Roberta, it scares Cleveland Jr. into taking a vow of chastity,
but his sworn celibacy may not be all he had hoped for when he overhears
Cleveland making fun of him. Meanwhile, Rollo shows an interest in attending
church in the all-new “Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb” episode of THE CLEVELAND
SHOW airing Sunday, Nov. 8 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-108)
(TV-14 D, L)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as
Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna
Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester;
Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim
Guest Voice Cast: Jason
Sudeikis as Holt and Terry; Arianna Huffington as Arianna; Jamie Kennedy as
Federline Jones
-FOX-
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: FG-703 replaces the previously announced episode of FAMILY GUY.]
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 2: An all-new episode of BROTHERS (BTH-102) at 7:00 PM replaces the
previously announced encore episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW, which now airs at
7:30 PM.]
--“BROTHERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
COACH MUST LEARN TO
PLAY NICE ON AN ALL-NEW “BROTHERS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11,
ON FOX
Mike Tyson,
Lenny Clark and Tichina Arnold
Guest-Star
When Adele’s sister,
Cynthia (guest star Tichina Arnold),
and her offensive
husband,
Lenny
(guest star Lenny Clark),
come to town, Adele pleads with Coach to be on his best behavior. Meanwhile,
Mike Tyson (guest-starring
as himself)
pays a surprise
visit
to Trainor’s,
and
Mike and Chill compete with each other
for the affection of
Mike’s high-school
sweetheart, when she also shows up unexpectedly in
the all-new
“Lenny” episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Oct. 11 (7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-102) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill;
CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach
Guest Cast: Lenny Clarke
as Lenny; Tichina Arnold as Cynthia;
Danielle Nicolet as Amara; Mike Tyson as Himself
--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S GOOD-BYE, QUAHOG AND
HELLO, STOOLBEND
ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX
Everyone’s favorite
soft-spoken neighbor, Cleveland Brown, is on the move after he decides it’s
time for him and Cleveland Jr. to leave Quahog and go west. On their way to
California, the duo makes a pit stop in Cleveland’s hometown of Stoolbend,
VA, where he reunites with his old high school crush, Donna Tubbs. Although
she comes with baggage in the form of a rebellious teenage daughter and a
sharp-tongued 5-year-old son, Cleveland is still in love with Donna and is
determined to start a new life in the “Pilot” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW
airing Sunday, Oct. 11 (7:30-8:00
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-101) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as
Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna
Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester;
Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim, Peter, Brian and Stewie
Guest Voice Cast: Jason
Sudeikis as Holt; Arianna Huffington as Arianna; Patrick Warburton as Joe;
Alex Borstein as Lois; Seth Green as Chris; Mila Kunis as Meg; Jennifer
Tilly as Bonnie; Jamie Kennedy as Federline Jones
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MARGE SHOWS HER
COMPETITIVE EDGE ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON
FOX
The men and boys of
Springfield become obsessed with Mixed Martial Arts, a violent sport where
fighters inflict severe pain on one another. When Marge and her friends
stage a protest, the show’s promoter embraces the controversy and challenges
Marge to a match, promising to shut down the competition if she wins in “The
Great Wife Hope” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 11
(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2016) (TV-PG D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta
as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart
Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer
as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
CLEVELAND SAVES THE DAY
ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON
FOX
Glenn Howerton (“It’s
Always Sunny in Philadelphia”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance
Cleveland is concerned that
Cleveland Jr. has no friends, so he invites his neighbor Lester’s son Ernie
(guest voice Howerton) to their house. A neglected Ernie becomes too
attached to the family, leaving Cleveland to call child services to have
Ernie taken back home. When the plan backfires, Cleveland helps Lester get
his son back in “The One about Friends” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing
Sunday, Oct. 11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-104) (TV-14 D, L,
V)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as
Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna
Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester;
Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim
Guest Voice Cast: Glenn
Howerton as Ernie
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
TWO SPIES MOVE INTO
QUAHOG ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON
FOX
Chevy Chase and Dan
Aykroyd Make Guest Voice Appearances
Stewie and
Brian are suspicious when two guys move into Cleveland’s old house, and when
they find out Dan (guest voice Aykroyd) and Chevy (guest voice Chase) are
spies and they have dossiers of all the people in Quahog they follow them on
a mission to Russia and end up in hot water
in the “Spies Reminiscent of
Us” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Oct.
11 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-703) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein
as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg
Guest Voice Cast: Dan
Aykroyd as Dan, Chevy Chase as Chevy
For
episodic artwork and more information on this episode of FAMILY GUY, please
visit
http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z55.
Contact: Tracey Raftery
310-369-1425
tracey.raftery@fox.com
[EDITOR’S
NOTE: FG-703 replaces the previously announced episode of FAMILY GUY.]
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STEVE IS LEFT HOME ALONE
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON
FOX
Steve is left home alone
when the family takes a trip to look at a potential college for Hayley. When
his friends arrive and realize he has the run of the house, they persuade
Steve to break the rules. They’re soon in over their heads when they
discover that what they thought was a video game is actually a military
controlled drone. As they attempt to cover their tracks, Roger has a
meltdown that keeps the family from making their trip. Stan returns to find
that Steve has betrayed his trust and thrust them into a high-level security
situation in the “Home Adrone” episode of AMERICAN DAD
airing Sunday, Oct. 11
(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-414) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve and Frat Guy; Dee Bradley Baker
as Klaus
MONDAY, OCTOBER 12
[EDITOR’S NOTE 1:
LTM-204 replaces the previously announced episode of LIE TO ME.]
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 2: Please note revised start/end times for this evening’s
programming.]
--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:01
PM ET/PT)
CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FROM RAGS TO RICHES AND BACK AGAIN ON “HOUSE”
MONDAY, OCTOBER 12,
ON FOX
A wealthy businessman brings his teenage son,
who is suffering from
inexplicable stomach pains, to Princeton Plainsboro
and insists on having Dr. House handle the case. The father of the patient
believes the karmic penalty of his financial success is that he is victim to
personal tragedy, and that the answer to his son’s medical mystery lies in a
reverse of fate rather than medical treatment. Meanwhile, Foreman and Chase
prepare to present information on
the Dibala case in
the “Instant Karma” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, Oct. 12
(8:00-9:01
PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (HOU-605) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr.
Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James
Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr.
Robert Chase; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast:
Lee Tergesen as Roy; Tanner Maguire as Jack; Steve Kramer as
Ken; Michael Dean Connolly as Oliver; M.K. Bakshi as Pete; Tim Kahle as Dr.
Johnson; Gigi Hessamian as Marina; Liz Benoit as Nurse Anne; Cindy Lu as
Nurse Diane
--“LIE TO ME”—(9:01-10:00
PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EMILY PULLS LIGHTMAN INTO
AN INVESTIGATION WHILE ON VACATION
ON “LIE TO ME” MONDAY,
OCTOBER 12, ON FOX
Marc Blucas Guest-Stars
While on
vacation in Mexico, Lightman and Emily become involved in the case of a
missing American woman. Back home, Foster investigates tainted blood in
D.C.-area hospitals with Lightman’s rival, Jack Rader (guest star Blucas),
in the “Control Factor” episode of LIE TO ME airing Monday, Oct. 12
(9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(LTM-204) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Tim Roth as Dr. Cal
Lightman; Kelli Williams as Gillian Foster; Monica Raymund as Ria Torres;
Brendan Hines as Eli Loker; Mekhi Phifer as FBI Agent Ben Reynolds; Hayley
McFarland as Emily Lightman
Guest Cast: Marc Blucas as
Jack Rader; Jose Zuniga as Detective Molina; Timothy Carhart as Jerry
Conway; Patrick J. Adams as Lou Nemeroff; Max Arciniega as Miguel; Mary
Mouser as Tyler Seeger; Mary Mara as Krentz; Kamala Lopez-Dawson as Inez;
Nicole Duport as Marla Seeger, Rebecca Field as Jenna Bynes; Victor McCay as
Dunst; Larry Herron as Yager; Dale Midkiff as Samuel Wynn
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13
[EDITOR’S
NOTE: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE is preempted this evening.]
**2-HOUR SEASON FINALE**—“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
THE FINAL THREE CHEFS BATTLE
FOR THE GRAND PRIZE
ON THE TWO-HOUR SEASON FINALE OF
“HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, OCTOBER
13,
ON FOX
The
three remaining chefs have to
create one dish from various parts of the world.
To add a bit more pressure, Chef Ramsay
invites
international
culinary experts to serve as
guest judges.
The winner of the challenge gets to sit back and relax while the executive
chefs cook and serve their signature dishes to them and their family.
Then,
after dinner service,
one more chef gets eliminated and the final two chefs are announced.
Meanwhile, in the second hour,
the kitchen heats up as the final two chefs go head-to-head in their
final
challenge and last dinner service.
At the end of the episode,
one chef is crowned the winner of HELL’S KITCHEN.
Don’t miss the two-hour season finale of HELLS KITCHEN airing Tuesday,
Oct.
13
(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-614/615) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast:
Gordon Ramsay
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN
DANCE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
THE COMPETITION GETS EVEN
HOTTER IN LAS VEGAS
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN
DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON
FOX
The competition really heats
up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE during the second part of the Las Vegas
round. The top dancers in all genres of dance, including ballroom, hip hop,
contemporary and ballet, bring their best moves to the dance floor in hopes
of making it to the Top 20 in the “Vegas Callbacks, Part 2” episode of SO
YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, Oct. 14 (8:00-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-608) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
--“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
SUE AND WILL DUKE IT OUT
ON “GLEE”
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON
FOX
To cause dissention among
the Glee Club members, Sue forces the students to compete against each
other, but the real showdown happens when she and Will get called into the
principal’s office. Meanwhile, the Glee kids rally to support Quinn after
some shocking news is revealed in the “Throwdown”
episode of GLEE airing Wednesday, Oct. 14 (9:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-107) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Matthew Morrison as
Will Schuester; Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue
Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma
Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin
McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna
Ushkowitz as Tina
Guest Cast: Stephen
Tobolowsky as Sandy Ryerson; Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins; Naya Rivera
as Santana Lopez; Jennifer Aspen as Kendra; Ken Choi as Dr. Wu; Amy Hill as
Dr. Chin; Josh Sussman as Jacob Ben Israel; Heather Morris as Brittany;
Dijon Talton as Matt Rutherford; Harry Shum as Mike Chang
For
episodic photos and more information on this episode of GLEE, please visit
[EDITOR’S
NOTE: Please note revised episode title of GLE-107.]
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00
PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
BRENNAN AND BOOTH’S LATEST CASE COULD CHANGE HISTORY
ON “BONES”
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15,
ON FOX
Carla Gallo Guest-Stars
Brennan and Booth are called to investigate what appears to
be charred
human remains on
an electrical fence. The mysterious corpse
is later determined to be a mummified Egyptian royal
on loan to the Jeffersonian.
The anthropological mystery has Brennan in a tizzy, and
when the Jeffersonian curator prepping the mummy for exhibition is murdered,
the team suspects foul play. Brennan’s investigation of the curator sheds
new light on the life of the Egyptian royal,
turning their case into one of historic proportions.
Meanwhile, Brennan goes on a date with Booth’s supervisor and
former
intern,
and Sweets’
girlfriend Daisy Wick (guest star Gallo) returns to the Jeffersonian
in
the “A
Night at the Bones Museum“ episode of BONES airing Thursday, Oct. 15
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (BON-505) (TV-14 D)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David
Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins;
Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam”
Saroyan; John Francis Daley
as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast:
Diedrich Bader as Andrew Hacker; Mozhan Marno as Azita
Jabbari; Eli Goodman as Alexander Landau; Carla Gallo as Daisy Wick; Kasey
Mahaffy as Leland Frankel; Andy Umberger as Steven Turnbull
--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
DREAMS BIZARRELY PROJECT
NIGHTMARISH EVENTS
ON “FRINGE” THURSDAY,
OCTOBER 15, ON FOX
The Fringe team travels
cross-country to Seattle after learning of a mysterious incident involving a
man who attacked his boss because he believed he was an evil ram-horned
creature. As these puzzling occurrences continue, the team tirelessly
explores strange and creepy links to dreams. In pursuit of additional
information, Agent Broyles has a disconcerting meeting with enigmatic
Massive Dynamic executive Nina Sharp that leads the investigation in an
unthinkable direction in the “Dream Logic” episode of FRINGE airing
Thursday, Oct. 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-205) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia
Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance
Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Blair Brown as
Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth
Guest Cast: Travis Schuldt
as Agent Kashner; Kevin Corrigan as Sam Weiss; Ravi Kapoor as Dr. Nayak;
Alex Zahara as Detective Green; Jim Thorburn as Greg Leiter; Emily Ziff as
Jill Leiter and Drew Nelson as Carl Langdon
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: BROTHERS, ‘TIL DEATH and DOLLHOUSE are preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2:
Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
**FOX SPORTS
SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—ALCS GAME #1—(7:30 PM-CC ET live/4:30 PM-CC
PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS
PRESENTS
AMERICAN
LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES ACTION
FRIDAY,
OCTOBER 16, ON FOX
FOX Sports
presents live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2009 postseason with
Game 1 of the American League Championship Series with teams and sites TBD.
Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver will be calling
the action when the game airs Friday, Oct. 16 (7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30
PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-1006) (TV-N/A)
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: COPS at 8:00, COPS at 8:30 and AMERICA’S MOST WANTED are
preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2:
Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
**FOX SPORTS
SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—ALCS GAME #2—(7:30 PM-CC ET live/4:30 PM-CC
PT live) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS
PRESENTS
AMERICAN
LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES ACTION
SATURDAY,
OCTOBER 17, ON FOX
FOX Sports
presents live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2009 postseason with
Game 2 of the American League Championship Series with teams and sites TBD.
Play-by-play broadcaster Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver will be calling
the action when the game airs Saturday, Oct. 17 (7:30 PM-CC ET/4:30
PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-1007) (TV-N/A)
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
LISA KUDROW MAKES FRIENDS
WITH SPIKE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17, ON
FOX
Funny gal and
former “Friends” star Lisa Kudrow stops by to chat with Spike about her
movie “Hotel for Dogs.” Actor/stand-up comedian Todd Barry sits with Spike
to talk about his appearance in “The Wrestler,” and indie pop duo “The
Submarines” perform their hit song “You, Me & The Bourgeoisie” on
TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN airing Saturday, Oct. 17
(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-309H) (TV-14 D, L)
Host:
Spike Feresten
Guests:
Lisa Kudrow, Todd Barry, The Submarines
--“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital
5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
MEET THE FACULTY AND
STAFF OF KNOB HAVEN HIGH
ON “SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17, ON FOX
Knob Haven High School is in
financial trouble, and Acting Principal Sue Sezno must win the upcoming
football game to gain alumni donations or face firing a faculty member.
Meanwhile, a scandal erupts when pills confiscated from a student’s locker
becomes a part of Vice Principal Stuart Proszakian’s daily diet in the
“Pilot” episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP airing
Saturday, Oct. 17 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SIT-101)
(TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Will Arnett as
Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart
Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as
Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno;
Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18
--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
CLEVELAND TRIES TO WIN
OVER HIS NEW KIDS
ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON
FOX
Cleveland tries to make
inroads with his new stepdaughter Roberta by asking her to accompany him to
the school’s father/daughter dance. The evening seems to be going smoothly
until Cleveland has a mishap with the family pet and kills his chances of
being accepted by his new kids in the “Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner
Dance” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Oct. 18
(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-102) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as
Cleveland Brown and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs; Kevin Michael
Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth
MacFarlane as Tim
Guest Voice Cast: Jason
Sudeikis as Holt
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00
PM ET/PT) CC
THE SIMPSONS SCARE UP
THREE BONE-CHILLING TALES
OF THE STRANGE AND
SUPERNATURAL IN “TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XIX”
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY,
OCTOBER 18, ON FOX
The frightfest begins with
“Untitled Robot Parody” when Bart buys Lisa a knock-off of a Malibu Stacy
convertible for Christmas. Later that night, the car morphs into a robot and
instructs the other toys in Lisa’s room to also transform. Soon, other giant
robots appear and make Springfield the ultimate battleground. The scare-ific
tricks continue in “How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising” when Homer
accidentally kills Krusty. The clown’s crooked lawyer enlists Homer to kill
other celebrities so their likenesses can be exploited free-of-charge. For a
fee, Homer goes on a killing spree and whacks Prince, George Clooney and
William Shatner. Meanwhile in heaven, Krusty convinces other dead
celebrities to stage a revolt and descend upon Homer. In the final Halloween
scare, “It’s the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse,” Lisa accompanies Milhouse to a
pumpkin patch to await the appearance of the Grand Pumpkin. When he finally
appears, the Grand Pumpkin goes on a rampage to avenge all pumpkins carved
and tortured in the name of Halloween in the
“Treehouse of Horror XIX” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday,
Oct. 18 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1916) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta
as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart
Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer
as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
IT’S A NIGHT OF SPOOKY STORIES
DURING
THE ALL-NEW
20TH ANNIVERSARY
“TREEHOUSE OF HORROR”
ON “THE
SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18,
ON FOX
In the 20th anniversary of THE SIMPSONS annual
“Treehouse of Horror” Halloween special, three chilling tales of Halloween
horror unwind. First, Lisa becomes livid with Miss Hoover,
and in a series of homages to classic Hitchcock sets out for deadly revenge.
Next, Krusty’s latest fast-food
sandwich transforms news
anchor
Kent Brockman into an enraged zombie and twenty-eight days later, cannibal
zombies have overrun Springfield. In the final frightening fable, Homer
accidentally falls through a trapdoor in Moe’s tavern and impales himself on
the pipes of Moe’s microbrewery. Moe serves the barflies a glass of
delicious beer flavored
with Homer’s blood and Homer, now half-man, half-brewing apparatus, returns
for vengeance in the
“Treehouse of Horror XX” airing Sunday, Oct. 18 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/ PT)
on FOX. (SI-2014) (TV-PG D, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner
as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa
Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as
Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
--“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
CLEVELAND WORKS HARD FOR
THE MONEY
ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON
FOX
Arianna Huffington Makes
Guest Voice Appearance
When Cleveland needs a new
job, Tim hooks him up at Waterman Cable. However, when Cleveland becomes the
top salesman, Tim is green with envy and wishes for bad things to happen to
Cleveland. But when Cleveland comes up on some bad luck and misfortune, Tim
has a change of heart in the “Birth of a Salesman” episode of THE CLEVELAND
SHOW airing Sunday, Oct. 18 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-103)
(TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as
Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna
Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester;
Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim
Guest Voice Cast: Arianna
Huffington as Arianna
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
QUAHOG TACKLES THE WORKS
OF STEPHEN KING
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY,
OCTOBER 18, ON FOX
Richard Dreyfuss Makes
Guest Voice Appearance
After Peter
discovers the writing of Stephen King, he imagines his family and friends in
three of King’s most famous works. First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe
– as 12-year-olds – travel along a railroad track on a journey of
self-discovery narrated by Richard Dreyfuss (guest-voicing as himself).
Second, Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be “rescued” by his
“number one fan,” Stewie. Finally, Cleveland and Peter become fast friends
in prison in
the “Three Kings” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Oct. 18
(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-615) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Peter Griffin, Petey, Andy, Stewie Griffin, Old Man Pressman, Brian
Griffin, Chopper, Paul, Carter, Dr. Hartman, Little Richard, Prison Guard,
Seamus, Quagmire and Quag; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin and Marcia; Seth
Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland,
Cleve, Red, Bike Courier, Prisoner and Fuad
Guest Voice Cast: John
Viener as 50’s DJ, Radio Voice and TV Announcer; Patrick Warburton as Joe,
Joey and Boggs; Adam West as Mayor West and Ace; George Wendt as Norm;
Richard Dreyfuss as himself; Roy Scheider as himself; Danny Smith as Stephen
King
[EDITOR’S NOTE:
FG-615 replaces the previously announced episode of FAMILY GUY.]
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN AND FRANCINE ARE
HOME ALONE ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON
FOX
When Hayley and Steve leave
for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound
alone time with Stan. There’s only one problem: Roger is still living in the
attic fighting for every second of attention he can get. When Francine
teaches Roger to be self-sufficient, he finally gets a place of his own.
Stan fears that he will bore Francine into leaving him and cooks up a scheme
to bring Roger back to the house and liven things up. Meanwhile at camp,
Steve and his pals fall prey to a scheme that doesn’t quite have the effect
they were hoping for in the “Brains, Brains & Automobiles” episode of
AMERICAN DAD airing
Sunday, Oct. 18 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-418) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve and Frat Guy; Dee Bradley Baker
as Klaus and Mild-Mannered Man
Contact: Tracey Raftery 310-369-1425
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27
**ENCORE
AIRING**—“BROTHERS”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
IT’S ALL RELATIVE AS
FORMER NFL SUPERSTAR MIKE TRAINOR
IS FORCED TO MAKE
A FRESH START UNDER HIS PARENTS’ ROOF
ON “BROTHERS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER
27, ON FOX
Mike Trainor
seemingly has it all – he’s a good-looking, wealthy and recently retired NFL
player living the high life in New York City. With one
phone call from his mom, Adele, Mike’s life changes in an instant. He comes home
to Houston to find that his brother Chill, whose life changed drastically after
a car accident left him in a wheelchair, is struggling to keep his restaurant
afloat and that his father’s memory is not as sharp as it used to be. When Adele
reveals everyone’s secrets, the family decides it’s time for a fresh start.
Later,
Mike’s date spends the night at his parents’ place propelling his mom, Adele, to
set specific house rules for her very grown sons. As all the family members try
to find their way living together again as adults, Mike and Chill are taken
aback at their new assigned daily chores and strict limitations on overnight
guests. Meanwhile, Coach forgets his and Adele’s anniversary and lands in the
doghouse, forcing him to come up with a creative way to make it up to her
in an encore airing of the “Pilot/House Rules-Anniversary” episode
of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(BTH-101/103) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike;
Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach
Guest Cast:
Jazsmin Lewis as Monica; Shvona Lavette as Janine
**SEASON
PREMIERE**—“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
SPRINGFIELD IS HOLDING OUT FOR A
HERO
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “THE
SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
Episode Co-Written and
Guest-Voiced by Seth Rogen
Comic Book Guy casts Homer as
the lead in “Everyman,” a feature film based on a new comic book superhero who
possesses the ability to take on the powers of every superhero in every comic he
touches. To whip Homer into superhero shape, the movie studio hires celebrity
fitness trainer Lyle McCarthy (guest voice Rogen), but Homer has trouble
sticking to his new healthy regimen in the “Homer the Whopper” episode of THE
SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (SI-2013)
(TV-14 D, L, S)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as
Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson;
Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as
Manjula
Guest Voice Cast: Seth Rogen as
Lyle McCarthy
**SERIES
PREMIERE**—“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital
5.1
PA: Viewer
discretion is advised.
IT’S GOOD-BYE, QUAHOG AND HELLO,
STOOLBEND
ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “THE
CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
Everyone’s favorite soft-spoken
neighbor, Cleveland Brown, is on the move after he decides it’s time for him and
Cleveland Jr. to leave Quahog and go west. On their way to California, the duo
makes a pit stop in Cleveland’s hometown of Stoolbend, VA, where he reunites
with his old high school crush, Donna Tubbs. Although she comes with baggage in
the form of a rebellious teenage daughter and a sharp-tongued 5-year-old son,
Cleveland is still in love with Donna and is determined to start a new life in
the “Pilot” series premiere episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing
Sunday, Sept. 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (CLE-101) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland
Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs/Teenage
Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia
Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane
as Tim, Peter, Brian and Stewie
Guest Voice Cast: Jason Sudeikis
as Holt; Arianna Huffington as Arianna; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Alex Borstein
as Lois; Seth Green as Chris; Mila Kunis as Meg; Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie; Jamie
Kennedy as Federline Jones
**SEASON
PREMIERE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer
discretion is advised.
BRIAN AND STEWIE GO ON A TRIP
THAT’S OUT OF THIS WORLD
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
With the help of
an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate
universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs
where humans are pets
in “Road to the Multiverse,” the season premiere episode of
FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (9:00-9:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-706) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as
Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois
Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg
**SEASON
PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer
discretion is advised.
STEVE RELIVES THE VIETNAM WAR
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
When Steve is selected to sing
the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans’ Day celebration, he gets some
heat from Stan who doesn’t think he’s ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed
with Steve’s vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in
order to sing about our country’s military prowess. But things quickly go south
when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas in “In Country…Club,” the season
premiere episode of AMERICAN DAD
airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(DAD-420) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as
Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve and Frat Guy; Dee Bradley Baker as
Klaus and Mild-Mannered Man
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00
PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
AN AILING PATIENT SELF-DIAGNOSES
BY POSTING HIS SYMPTOMS ONLINE
ON “HOUSE”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28,
ON FOX
House returns home
to Princeton where he continues to focus on his recovery, but
surprises Cuddy with the news that he’s making a big change in his life.
Meanwhile, the
team is
unable to diagnose a loud-mouthed video game creator who posts each new symptom
on the internet and opts for treatments suggested by the online community rather
than by the doctors, and
Foreman angles for House’s
job,
but
the pressure to solve the case creates
tension in his relationship with Thirteen in
the “Epic Fail” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, Sept. 28 (8:00-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-603) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr.
Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James
Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert
Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast: Andre Braugher as
Dr. Darryl Nolan; Fredah Foh Shen as Cecile; Rick Wasserman as Vince; Wai Mui as
Lee; Brett Gilbert as Roy; Barry Pearl as Dr. Paulson; Michael J. Kirkland as
Dr. Felker
**SEASON
PREMIERE**—“LIE TO ME”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
THE LIGHTMAN GROUP RETURNS
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “LIE
TO ME”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX
Erika Christensen
(“The Perfect Score”) Guest-Stars
The Lightman Group investigates
a murder case where a woman with multiple personalities (guest star Christensen)
may either be a witness or the killer. Meanwhile, the U.S. government hires the
firm to interrogate a potential Supreme Court nominee in
“The Core of It” season premiere episode of LIE TO ME airing Monday, Sept. 28
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LTM-201) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Tim Roth as Dr. Cal
Lightman; Kelli Williams as Gillian Foster; Monica Raymund as Ria Torres;
Brendan Hines as Eli Loker; Mekhi Phifer as FBI Agent Ben Reynolds
Guest Cast: Erika Christensen
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29
--“HELL’S
KITCHEN”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE
LOOK ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER
29, ON FOX
The competition
heats up when Chef Ramsay announces the first individual challenge to the
remaining chefs: they will be asked to create a dish that looks just as
delicious as it tastes. Experts from Bon Appétit magazine make a surprise
appearance to help Chef Ramsay make a decision. The winner enjoys an evening at
Shutters on the Beach with Ramsay and Bon Appétit editor-in-chief Barbara
Fairchild. However, once dinner service begins, everyone is under fire and no
one is safe in an all-new episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, Sept. 29
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-612) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast:
Gordon Ramsay
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN
DANCE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
TAP INTO TUESDAYS WITH “SO
YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX
Hot summer
sensation SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE continues its first all-new fall season on
Tuesday nights! Pop, lock and drop in to the hottest original dance show as it
shuffles from one night to two nights each week. The auditions continue as
dancers skilled in everything from Hip-Hop, Krumping and Popping to Salsa
compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Producers continue to trek across
the country to Atlanta, Boston, New Orleans and Salt Lake City auditioning
dancers who represent the rhythm of America. See who struts into the producers’
hearts and who trips up on this all-new episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
airing Tuesday, Sept. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-604) (TV-PG
D, L)
Host: Cat
Deeley
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN
DANCE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
ONCE A WEEK IS NOT ENOUGH
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX
SO YOU THINK
YOU CAN DANCE auditions continue on for the
second night this week during its first all-new fall season! Pop, lock and drop
in to the hottest original dance show as it shuffles to two-nights each week.
The auditions continue as dancers skilled in everything from Hip-Hop, Krumping
and Popping to Salsa compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Producers
continue to trek across the country to Atlanta, Boston, New Orleans and Salt
Lake City auditioning dancers who represent the rhythm of America. See who
struts into the producers’ hearts and who trips up on this all-new episode of SO
YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, Sept. 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (DAN-605) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat
Deeley
--“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
A NEW MEMBER JOINS THE CLUB
ON “GLEE”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, ON
FOX
Kristin Chenoweth (“Pushing
Daisies”) Guest-Stars
Will thinks the glee club
desperately needs more of an edge, so he brings in his former classmate, April
Rhodes (guest star Chenoweth), to spice things up. Will’s plan seems to be going
smoothly until he realizes he may be losing a key member of the club in
“The Rhodes Not Taken” episode of GLEE airing
Wednesday, Sept. 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-105) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Matthew
Morrison as Will Schuester; Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester; Jane Lynch as
Sue Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma
Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin
McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna Ushkowitz
as Tina
Guest Cast:
Kristin Chenoweth as April Rhodes; Stephen Tobolowsky as Sandy Ryerson; Iqbal
Theba as Principal Figgins; Patrick Gallagher as Ken Tanaka; Naya Rivera as
Santana Lopez; Josh Sussman as Jacob Ben Israel; Susan Leslie as Sandra; Heather
Morris as Brittany; Dijon Talton as Matt Rutherford; Harry Shum as Mike Chang
For episodic photos and more information on this episode of GLEE,
please visit
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00
PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
BOOTH AND BRENNAN INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF A MUSICAL PRODIGY
ON “BONES”
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1,
ON FOX
When human remains are found alongside the railroad, Brennan and
Booth are called to the case. The bones belong to Levi Yoder, a member of the
Amish community who disappeared roughly two months prior
to his Rumspringa, or
exploration of the outside world. Brennan and Booth discover that Levi was a
piano
prodigy, and their investigation leads them to believe that his extraordinary
talent may have lead him
to an untimely death. Meanwhile, Cam copes with the stress that comes from being
a new parent, and Booth helps keep Cam’s
stepdaughter Michelle (guest star Tiffany Hines) in line in “The
Plain in the Prodigy”
episode of BONES airing Thursday, Oct.
1
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-503) (TV-14 D)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz
as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin
as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr.
Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley
as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Tiffany Hines as
Michelle Welton; Michael B. Jordan as Perry Wilson; Jennifer Parsons as Rebecca
Yoder; Randy Oglesby as Daniel Yoder; Reider Niklewicz-Larsen as Levi Yoder;
Stephanie Turner as Sarah; Brian Letscher as Amos; Drew James as Josef Beachy;
Kaitlin Doubleday as Karin Lin; Arjay Smith as Tony Salinas; Marcia Ann Burrs as
Eleanor Turner
For
episodic photos and more information on this episode of BONES, please visit
http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z43.
Contact: Kim Kurland 310-369-2415
kim.kurland@fox.com
--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
UNEXPLAINED BOMBS PUT
INNOCENT LIVES ON THE LINE
AND OUR FBI AGENTS IN A RACE
AGAINST TIME
ON “FRINGE” THURSDAY, OCTOBER
1, ON FOX
Peter, Walter,
Olivia and Broyles pursue a strange and deadly occurrence in Philadelphia where
a bomb blew up inside a train station but left no trace of any explosive device.
The perplexing and unexplained set of circumstances returns Walter to the lab to
closely examine the human remains where he uncovers an unlikely energy source
that triggered the explosion. With the explosive threat of more bombs and links
to a classified military project, the intense investigation leads Olivia and
Peter to Iraq in the “Fracture” episode of FRINGE airing Thursday, Oct. 1
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-203) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Anna
Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter
Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Blair
Brown as Nina Sharp and Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth
For
episodic photos and more information on this episode of FRINGE, please visit
http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z248.
Contact:
Josh Governale 310-369-7455
josh.governale@fox.com
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“BROTHERS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MIKE AND CHILL UNITE AGAINST A COMMON ENEMY
ON “BROTHERS”
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2,
ON FOX
When another bartender at
Trainor’s
quits,
it becomes apparent that business is suffering due to
Mike and Chill’s
inability to get along.
Adele decides to unite her sons
by making herself their
enemy, and her
plan is set into
motion when she takes over the open bartending position and expands
her role beyond serving drinks.
Meanwhile, Coach enjoys his newfound freedom with Adele out of the house
in
the “Mom at the Bar/Train Buddy”
episode of BROTHERS airing Friday, Oct. 2
(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BTH-106) (TV-14
D, L)
Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH
Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach
Guest Cast:
Sasheen Padilla as Bambi; Jan Hoag as Mrs. Murphy; Tracey Ross as Chris; Rod
Maiorano as Tommy; Gary Shapiro as Johnny Vegas; Weston Nathanson as John; Bunny
Levine as Meg; Dov Davidoff as Max
For
**SEASON
PREMIERE**—“’TIL DEATH”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER RETURNS
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“‘TIL DEATH”
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, ON FOX
Eddie and
Joy’s free-spirited daughter, Ally, returns from a trek in the Ecuadorian
rainforest with her new husband, Doug. When Ally and Doug decide to set up camp
in a trailer in the Starks’ backyard, they ultimately ruin Eddie’s plans for
installing a Jacuzzi. Meanwhile, Eddie and Joy attempt to overcome their dislike
of Doug and accept him as a member of the family in “Doug and Ally Return,” the
season premiere episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Friday, Oct. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-402) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Brad
Garrett as Eddie Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Tim Sharp as Doug Von
Stuessen; Lindsey Broad as Ally Stark
--“DOLLHOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
ECHO’S MATERNAL INSTINCTS
KICK INTO OVERDRIVE
ON “DOLLHOUSE” FRIDAY,
OCTOBER 2, ON FOX
When Echo is
imprinted as a mother with a newborn baby, she takes too strongly to motherhood
as a result of Topher’s modifications. Meanwhile, Adelle pays November a visit,
and Perrin ramps up his investigation into the Rossum Corporation in the
“Instinct” episode of DOLLHOUSE airing Friday, Oct. 2 (9:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (DOL-203) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Eliza
Dushku as Echo; Tahmoh Penikett as Paul Ballard; Olivia Williams as Adelle
DeWitt; Harry Lennix as Boyd Langton; Fran Kranz as Topher Brink; Enver Gjokaj
as Victor; Dichen Lachman as Sierra
Guest Cast:
Miracle Laurie as November/Madeline; Alexis Denisof as Senator Daniel Perrin;
Kristoffer Polaha as Nate Jordan; Stacey Scowley as Cindy Perrin
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3
--“COPS: FAMILY TIES
#2”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
ITS GETTING HOT, HOT, HOT IN
THE SUNSHINE STATES
ON “COPS: FAMILY TIES #2”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX
An officer with
the Las Vegas
Metropolitan Police chases a man on foot when he flees after being stopped for
jaywalking. In Rialto, CA, a suspect is arrested for a reported robbery, and
with the victim able to identify the suspect, her purse is successfully
recovered. Also in the episode, the Martin County, FL, Police Department stops a
driver with expired tags and an expired license, but they also find illegal
substances in the vehicle on an all-new COPS: FAMILY
TIES #2 airing Saturday, Oct. 3 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(CP-2203) (TV-PG)
--“COPS: COAST TO
COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
RUNNING LIKE A SPEEDING
BULLET
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX
Officers in
Broward County, FL,
respond to a tip-off about a drug deal involving narcotics, which leads into a
man running from the scene. The foot chase is again no stranger to the officers
in Rialto, CA where a suspect accused of domestic violence runs from the cops
and situates himself on the roof of a home on COPS:
COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Oct. 3 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (CP-2134) (TV-PG L, V)
--“AMERICA’S MOST
WANTED”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST
WANTED takes on the nation’s hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program
focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens
within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at
laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect
victims’ rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing
children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED airs Saturday, Oct. 3 (9:00-10:00
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2304) (TV-14 V)
Host: John Walsh
F
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
LOADS OF LATE-NIGHT LAUGHTER
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX
Spike welcomes
actor Dana Carvey and blogger Perez Hilton for a late-night chat. TALKSHOW WITH
SPIKE FERESTEN will keep you on the edge of your seat with laughter with its
fresh approach to the conventional late-night format
by featuring celebrity guests, musical acts, eclectic performance pieces
and irreverent comedy sketches, both inside the studio and out on the
streets of Los Angeles on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN airing Saturday, Oct. 3 (11:00
PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-320H) (TV-14 D, L)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guests: Dana Carvey, Perez Hilton
--“SIT
DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S WASHINGTON, D.C. OR
BUST!
ON AN ALL-NEW “SIT DOWN, SHUT
UP”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX
On a field
trip to the nation’s capital, Sue Sezno ditches the teachers in order to testify
in a Senate hearing. In an effort to prevent her from going on record stating
Knob Haven High School is the worst school in the country, the staff splits up
and races to stop her. Meanwhile, Ennis’s journey becomes personal when he
decides to prove his bravery in the “Mr. Hofftard Goes to Washington” episode of
SIT DOWN, SHUT UP airing Saturday, Oct. 3 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on
FOX. (SIT-110) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast:
Will Arnett as Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as
Stuart Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as
Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno;
Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, ‘TIL DEATH and
BROTHERS will air on the West Coast only.]
--“’TIL
DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER RETURNS
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
Eddie and
Joy’s free-spirited daughter, Ally, returns from a trek in the Ecuadorian
rainforest with her new husband, Doug. When Ally and Doug decide to set up camp
in a trailer in the Starks’ backyard, they ultimately ruin Eddie’s plans for a
Jacuzzi. Meanwhile, Eddie and Joy attempt to overcome their dislike of Doug and
accept him as a member of the family in the “Doug and Ally Return” episode of
‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Oct. 4 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX. (TIL-402)
(TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Brad
Garrett as Eddie Stark; Joely Fisher as Joy Stark; Tim Sharp as Doug Von
Stuessen; Lindsey Broad as Ally Stark
--“BROTHERS”—(7:30-8:00
PM PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MIKE AND CHILL UNITE AGAINST A COMMON ENEMY
ON “BROTHERS” SUNDAY,
OCTOBER 4,
ON FOX
When another bartender at
Trainor’s
quits,
it becomes apparent that business is suffering due to
Mike and Chill’s
inability to get along.
Adele decides to unite her sons
by making herself their
enemy, and her
plan is set into
motion when she takes over the open bartending position and expands
her role beyond serving drinks.
Meanwhile, Coach enjoys his newfound freedom with Adele out of the house
in
the “Mom at the Bar/Train Buddy”
episode of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Oct. 4
(7:30-8:00
PM PT) on FOX. (BTH-106) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Michael Strahan as Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH
Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as Coach
Guest Cast:
Sasheen Padilla as Bambi; Jan Hoag as Mrs. Murphy; Tracey Ross as Chris; Rod
Maiorano as Tommy; Gary Shapiro as Johnny Vegas; Weston Nathanson as John; Bunny
Levine as Meg; Dov Davidoff as Max
--“THE
SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
BART BECOMES THE TEACHER’S
PET ON “THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
When Mrs.
Krabappel confiscates student’s cell phones, the class, organized by Bart,
decides to teach her a lesson by spiking her coffee and watching her make a
drunken fool of herself. Principal Skinner fires Mrs. Krabappel and replaces her
with a cool new teacher, Zachary Vaughn, who impresses Bart and his friends with
a hip attitude and love of texting, blogging and using Twitter and Facebook. Torn
by his affection for Mr. Vaughn, yet plagued by guilt, Bart makes his way to
Skinner’s office to tell him the truth and get Mrs. Krabappel’s job back in the
“Bart Gets a ‘Z’” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 4
(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2015) (TV-PG D, L, V)
Voice Cast:
Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy
Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe;
Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
--“THE
CLEVELAND SHOW”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
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CLEVELAND TRIES TO WIN OVER
HIS NEW KIDS
ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
Cleveland
tries to make inroads with his new stepdaughter Roberta by asking her to
accompany him to the school’s father/daughter dance. The evening seems to be
going smoothly until Cleveland has a mishap with the family pet and kills his
chances of being accepted by his new kids in the “Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter
Dinner Dance” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Oct. 4
(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-102) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast:
Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs;
Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs;
Seth MacFarlane as Tim
Guest Voice
Cast: Jason Sudeikis as Holt
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
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LOIS FINDS OUT SHE’S JEWISH
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
When Lois
finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests
come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals
some news about Lois’ heritage. Peter takes to the family’s newfound faith
eagerly, but when he is visited by the ghost of his father, he changes his tune.
After a visit from an old friend sets him straight, Peter and Lois agree to go
back to the way things were in the “Family Goy” episode of FAMILY GUY airing
Sunday, Oct. 4 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-701) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast:
Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire;
Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
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ROGER TAKES OVER HIS FANTASY
ISLAND
ON “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY,
OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
Stan has to
convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty in order to get a
promotion at work. When Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him, he
gets Roger to pose as the leader of the small island nation. However, Roger
takes his persona too far and Stan has to rescue him from an impending
revolution. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get
farther with the other’s mom in the “Moon Over Isla Island” episode of AMERICAN
DAD airing Sunday, Oct. 4 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-415) (TV-14
D, L, V)
Voice Cast:
Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine
Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as
Klaus
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC
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THE SKY IS FALLING ON
“AMERICAN DAD”
When Stan arrives late to a
CIA nuclear drill and thinks it’s real, he moves the family to the mountains
to survive the perceived apocalypse. Even after he realizes his error, he’s
enjoying the attention from the family so much that he doesn’t tell them
what’s really going on. However, when the family meets a mountain man and
learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do in the
“An Apocalypse to Remember”
episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 20 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (DAD-219) (TV-14 D, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00
PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
THE FAMILY TRAVELS TO
IRELAND WHERE HOMER AND GRAMPA
TRY TO SAVE GRAMPA’S
FAVORITE PUB
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY,
SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX
Actor Colm Meaney (“Star
Trek: Deep Space Nine”)
and Musicians Glen
Hansard and Markéta Irglová (“Once”)
Make Guest-Voice
Appearances
The Simpson
family travels
to Ireland to take Grampa to have one last beer at his
beloved O’Flanagan’s Pub in Dunkilderry. However, when they arrive, the
little town of Dunkilderry isn’t the quaint little Irish village that Grampa
remembers. It has become a gentrified yuppie enclave filled with hipsters on
laptops and Bluetooths, surrounded by swanky stores and coffee shops. When
they track down O’Flanagan’s Pub, the bar is run down and nearly empty.
After a few spirits, Homer and Grampa buy the pub from Tom O’Flanagan (guest
voice Meaney), and they are left with trying to bring the bar back to life
amidst an ultra-hip, hardworking and sober Irish town. With a little help
from Moe, they find the perfect scheme to bring the pub back to life and put
“Simpson & Son” on the map in the “In the Name of the Grandfather” episode
of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 20 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SI-2011) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta
as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart
Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer
as Flanders
Guest Voice Cast:
Colm Meaney as Tom O’Flanagan; Glen Hansard as Street Musician; Marketa
Irglova as Eastern European Woman
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30
PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
BART AND LISA TRANSFER TO
WAVERLY HILLS ELEMENTARY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY,
SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX
Ellen Page (“Juno”)
Guest-Voices
When Marge learns
Springfield Elementary is the worst school in the state, she and Homer rent
an apartment in the upscale Waverly Hills neighborhood so Bart and Lisa can
attend a better school. Lisa is ostracized by the popular girls at Waverly
Hills, so Bart uses his newly established bad boy image to impress the other
students and increase Lisa’s popularity by telling everyone she is best
friends with the pop star Alaska Nebraska (guest voice Ellen Page). However,
when Alaska Nebraska comes to town, Lisa is left wishing Bart had never
opened his big mouth. Meanwhile, Homer moves into the new Waverly Hills
apartment to make it look like someone is living there, and he quickly gets
used to the bachelor lifestyle in the “Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D’Oh” episode
of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SI-2010) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta
as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart
Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer
as Flanders; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse;
Tress MacNeille as Granny Clampet-type; Maurice Lamarche as City Inspector;
Maggie Roswell as Miss Hover
Guest
Voice Cast: Ellen Page as Alaska Nebraska
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
HOMER PATROLS
SPRINGFIELD’S BORDERS
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY,
SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX
When nearby
Ogdenville’s economy crumbles due to tainted barley discovered in Krusty’s
veggie burgers, the unemployed workers of Ogdenville flock to Springfield.
After Mayor Quimby closes Springfield’s borders and enlists private citizens
to help patrol them, Homer organizes a border patrol group in the “Coming to
Homerica” episode of THE SIMPSONS
airing Sunday, Sept. 20
(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2012) (TV-PG D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta
as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart
Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer
as Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Manjula
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
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BRIAN’S PLAN GOES UP IN
SMOKE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON
FOX
After Brian gets thrown in
the slammer for drug possession, he launches a campaign to legalize
marijuana. Mayor West passes the law, and the whole town goes to pot on the
“420” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday,
Sept. 20 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-616) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein
as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg
Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
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STEVE GOES NUTS ON
“AMERICAN DAD”
While
researching George Washington Carver for a school research report, Steve
uncovers a conspiracy that’s been going on since the Civil War. When the
curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the
truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a
secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandal a secret in
the "Black Mystery Month” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 20
(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-220) (TV-14 D, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21
**2-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”—(8:00-10:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby
Digital 5.1
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HOUSE SEEKS PSYCHIATRIC
HELP
ON THE TWO-HOUR SEASON
PREMIERE OF “HOUSE”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON
FOX
Episode Directed by
Executive Producer Katie Jacobs
Andre Braugher, Franka
Potente and Lin-Manuel Miranda Guest-Star
House begins a detox program
at Mayfield Psychiatric Hospital to get the vicodin out of his system in an
attempt to control his hallucinations. House plans to leave the treatment
facility once he is clean, but he is strong-armed into staying by his
attending physician, Dr. Darryl Nolan (guest star Andre Braugher). Dr. Nolan
agrees to write a recommendation to reinstate House’s medical license only
if House agrees to further treatment. When House is moved to a new ward in
the hospital, he develops a close
relationship with his new roommate, Alvie (guest star Lin-Manuel Miranda),
and Lydia (guest star Franka Potente), a frequent visitor who helps
House bend the rules. House asks Alvie to
help him uncover incriminating information about Dr. Nolan that would allow
him to blackmail his way out of the treatment center and convinces Lydia to
loan him her car to sneak out a delusional patient in an attempt by House to
undermine Dr. Nolan’s course of treatment. But when devastating events
ensue, House is humbled into reluctantly accepting help in “Broken,” the
special two-hour season premiere episode of HOUSE airing Monday, Sept. 21
(8:00-10:01 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-601/602) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr.
Gregory House; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson
Guest Cast: Andre Braugher
as Dr. Darryl Nolan; Franka Potente as Lydia; Megan Dodds as Dr. Beasley;
Andrew Leeds as Dr. Medina; Lin-Manuel Miranda as Alvie; Derek Richardson as
Freedom Master; Jack Plotnick as Hal; Curtis Armstrong as Richter; Artemis
Pebdani as Diane; Angela Bettis as Susan; Ana Lenchantin as Silent Girl;
Alex Desert as Jay-Bird; Dale E. Turner as Stomp; Sloan Robinson as Nurse
Safer; Meghan K. Bradley as Nurse Valez; Harrison Forsyth as Ben
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22
**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
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WHISTLER WHILE YOU WORK
AND TWO TEAMS BECOME ONE
ON A TWO-HOUR EPISODE OF
“HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON
FOX
Olympic Gold
Medal-Winners Sasha Cohen and Jonny Moseley
Appear as Guest Judges
Gordon surprises the chefs
with a glimpse into what could become their new home when he gives them a
tour via satellite of The Araxi in Whistler, British Columbia, Canada. The
chefs must then use 15 local ingredients that were flown in from Whistler to
create three unique dishes. Guest judges for this challenge include Olympic
gold medal-winning ice skater Sasha Cohen and skier Jonny Moseley. The
winning team gets to dine with Mark Peel, owner and executive chef of Los
Angeles eatery Campanile, while the losers must work on a local farm. Later
in the episode, the remaining contestants join together to form one team,
and Chef Ramsay pairs up the chefs for the “Taste It, Make It” challenge, in
which they are asked to recreate a dish served in Gordon’s restaurants. The
winners of the challenge take a special behind-the-scenes tour of the
restaurant at The London West Hollywood and eat lunch with HELL’S KITCHEN
Season Four winner Christina Machamer. Upon returning from their outing, the
pair is given the cold shoulder by the remaining contestants, and once
dinner service starts up, things go horribly wrong, and for the first time
in six seasons, Gordon walks out of the kitchen! Don’t miss an all-new
episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, Sept. 22 (8:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-610/611) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast:
Gordon Ramsay
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER
23
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN
DANCE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
THE SEARCH FOR AMERICA’S
FAVORITE DANCER MAKES A STOP
IN A NEW AUDITION CITY ON
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23,
ON FOX
The hot summer sensation, SO
YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, continues its
first all-new fall season! It’s time to pop, lock and drop in to the hottest
original dance show featuring new contestants and the best and worst of
auditions. See what happens when dancers skilled in everything from Hip-Hop,
Krumping and Popping to Salsa, Jookin’ and Jive compete to be named
America’s Favorite Dancer. In Season Six, producers travel across the
country to Atlanta, Boston, Los Angeles, New Orleans, Phoenix and Salt Lake
City auditioning dancers who represent the rhythm of America. See who struts
into the producers’ hearts and who trips up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
airing Wednesday, Sept. 23 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-603)
(TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
--“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
DISHONESTY IS THE BEST
POLICY ON “GLEE”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23,
ON FOX
Kurt takes center stage when
he tries out for the football team in order to impress his dad. Sandy and
Sue join forces to carry out their plans for destroying the Glee Club.
Meanwhile, Quinn and Finn’s relationship is tested when they receive some
life-changing news in the “Preggers”
episode of GLEE airing Wednesday, Sept. 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (GLE-104) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Matthew Morrison as
Will Schuester; Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue
Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Jayma
Mays as Emma Pillsbury; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin
McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna
Ushkowitz as Tina
Guest Cast: Stephen
Tobolowsky as Sandy Ryerson; Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins; Patrick
Gallagher as Ken Tanaka
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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BOOTH AND BRENNAN
INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF A SECRET AGENT
ON “BONES” THURSDAY,
SEPTEMBER 24, ON FOX
Brennan and Booth
investigate the body of a man murdered for
the undisclosed contents of a briefcase. Early evidence leads the team to
suspect secret operatives are at work, and their theories are supported when
the liquefied remains of a CIA agent are discovered in the trunk of a car.
When Brennan and Booth interrogate the CIA’s Assistant Director of
Intelligence, they are left unsure of his allegiance to the U.S. Meanwhile,
Brennan’s best-selling book leads to financial success and serves as a point
of contention with Booth, and Jeffersonian
intern Wendell (guest star Michael Grant Terry) loses his scholarship,
leaving the team to look for alternative funding to keep him around in “The
Bond in the Boot” episode of BONES airing Thursday, Sept.
24
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (BON-502) (TV-14 V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr.
Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ
Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro;
Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr.
Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Michael Grant
Terry as Wendell Bray; Christopher B. Duncan as Arthur Rutledge; Michael
Arden as Harold Prescott; Emily Foxler as Lena Brodsky; Riki Lindhome as
Mandy Summers; Katherine Kamhi as Officer Lisa Kopek; J.J. Soria as Pedro
Marquez
--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby
Digital 5.1
A PERPLEXING CASE
UNEARTHS THE UNTHINKABLE
AS CIRCUMSTANCES
SURROUNDING OLIVIA INTENSIFY
ON “FRINGE” THURSDAY,
SEPTEMBER 24, ON FOX
A highway construction
worker in rural Pennsylvania goes missing when he is mysteriously drawn into
an underground tunnel filled with human remains. Meanwhile, back in the lab,
Walter is attempting to simulate travel between realities on frogs. When
it’s discovered that the disappearance in Pennsylvania is not an isolated
incident, the Fringe team travels to the crime scene to dig up evidence
in the “Night of Desirable Objects” episode of FRINGE airing
Thursday, Sept. 24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-202) (TV-14 L,
V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia
Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance
Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Blair Brown as
Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth
Guest Cast: Charles Martin
Smith as Sheriff C. Howard Golightly; John Savage as Andre Hughes; Raahul
Singh as Doctor; Kevin Corrigan as Sam Weiss; Stefan Arngrim as Store Owner;
Marc Baur as Pastor Lisburn; Roger Robinson as Father Kenzie
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25
**1-HOUR SERIES PREMIERE**—“BROTHERS”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
IT’S ALL RELATIVE AS
FORMER NFL SUPERSTAR MIKE
TRAINOR
IS FORCED
TO MAKE A FRESH START UNDER HIS PARENTS’ ROOF
ON THE ONE-HOUR SERIES
PREMIERE OF “BROTHERS”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, ON
FOX
Mike Trainor
seemingly has it all – he’s a good-looking, wealthy and recently retired NFL
player living the high life in New York City. With one
phone call from his mom, Adele, Mike’s life changes in an instant. He comes
home to Houston to find that his brother Chill, whose life changed
drastically after a car accident left him in a wheelchair, is struggling to
keep his restaurant afloat and that his father’s memory is not as sharp as
it used to be. When Adele reveals everyone’s secrets, the family decides
it’s time for a fresh start. Later,
Mike’s date spends the night
at his parents’ place propelling his mom, Adele, to set specific house rules
for her very grown sons. As all the family members try to find their way
living together again as adults, Mike and Chill are taken aback at their new
assigned daily chores and strict limitations on overnight guests. Meanwhile,
Coach forgets his and Adele’s anniversary and lands in the doghouse, forcing
him to come up with a creative way to make it up to her
in the “Pilot/House Rules-Anniversary” series premiere episode
of BROTHERS airing Friday, Sept. 25 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (BTH-101/103) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Michael Strahan as
Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as
Coach
Guest
Cast: Jazsmin Lewis as Monica; Shvona Lavette as Janine
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“DOLLHOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby
Digital 5.1
ECHO WEDS A MYSTERIOUS
STRANGER
AND ADELLE MAKES A DEAL
WITH AGENT BALLARD
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“DOLLHOUSE”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, ON
FOX
Episode Written and
Directed by Series Creator Joss Whedon
Jamie Bamber (“Battlestar
Galactica”) Guest-Stars
Picking up a few months
after the first season finale, Echo, who now sporadically remembers past
“imprints” due to Alpha’s machinations, weds a wealthy and charismatic
British businessmen tied to one of Agent Ballard’s open FBI cases. Dr.
Saunders struggles with being an Active and makes Topher the target of her
aggression, and Boyd mixes business with pleasure in a risky venture.
Meanwhile, Adelle makes Ballard an offer he can’t refuse in “Vows,” the
season premiere episode of DOLLHOUSE airing Friday, Sept. 25
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DOL-201) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Cast: Eliza Dushku as Echo;
Tahmoh Penikett as Paul Ballard; Olivia Williams as Adelle DeWitt; Harry
Lennix as Boyd Langton; Fran Kranz as Topher Brink; Enver Gjokaj as Victor;
Dichen Lachman as Sierra
Guest Cast: Amy Acker as Dr.
Claire Saunders/Whiskey; Liza Lapira as Ivy; Jamie Bamber as Martin Klar;
Alexis Denisof as Senator Daniel Perrin; Zoran Radanovich as Hugo Taubman
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26
--“COPS: DAZED & CONFUSED #2”—(8:00-8:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
PA:
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VIOLENCE IS SERVED PIPING
HOT
ON “COPS: DAZED &
CONFUSED #2”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26,
ON FOX
An officer in
the Las Vegas
Metropolitan Police Department follows up on a disturbance call from a local
fast food restaurant to find a man with a bloody forehead who is a bit dazed
and confused. Also in the episode, officers in the Palm Beach County (FL)
Sheriff’s Department respond to a domestic violence call between a
52-year-old man and his elderly parents on an
all-new COPS: DAZED & CONFUSED #2 airing Saturday, Sept. 26
(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2204) (TV-PG L)
--“COPS: DAZED AND CONFUSED #1”—(8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) CC
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INSTIGATORS LOSE TO
INVESTIGATORS
ON “COPS: DAZED AND
CONFUSED #1”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26,
ON FOX
Police in King County, WA,
respond to a disturbance call where an intoxicated suspect feels some liquid
courage and wants to fight. In Minneapolis, an officer is forced to use a
Taser on a man who describes himself as “lion.” In Las Vegas, police are
called to investigate a battery charge as a woman tries to retrieve her
mother’s belongings but ends up with more than she bargained for on COPS:
DAZED AND CONFUSED #1 airing Saturday, Sept. 26 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (CP-2123) (TV-PG L, V)
--“AMERICA’S MOST
WANTED”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED” CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF
JUSTICE
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED takes
on the nation’s hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on
capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the
criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that
harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims’
rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing
children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED airs Saturday, Sept. 26
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2303) (TV-14 V)
Host:
John Walsh
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
LATE NIGHT GETS SPIKED
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26,
ON FOX
Dr. Drew
Pinsky of the syndicated radio show “Loveline” sits with Spike to talk about
his cable series “Celebrity Rehab Presents Sober House.” Also, frontman for
G. Love & Special Sauce, Garrett Dutton aka “G. Love,” stops by to do an
acoustic performance on
TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing
Saturday, Sept. 26 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.
(SPK-319H) (TV-14 D, L)
Host:
Spike Feresten
Guest:
Dr. Drew Pinsky and G. Love
--“SIT DOWN, SHUT UP”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S WILLARD TO THE
RESCUE
ON AN ALL-NEW “SIT DOWN,
SHUT UP”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26,
ON FOX
When a tropical storm
threatens the town of Knob Haven, the high school gym is turned into an
emergency shelter. Willard is left in charge of the school, which results in
complete chaos as wild animals are let loose and Sue is knocked unconscious.
When Miracle’s baby goes missing, Willard steps up to the plate and comes to
her rescue in the all-new “Hurricane Willard” episode of SIT DOWN, SHUT UP
airing Saturday, Sept. 26 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SIT-109) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Will Arnett as
Ennis Hofftard; Jason Bateman as Larry Littlejunk; Will Forte as Stuart
Proszakian; Tom Kenny as Happy; Tom Kenny as Interpreter; Nick Kroll as
Andrew LeGustambos; Cheri Oteri as Helen Klench; Kenan Thompson as Sue Sezno;
Henry Winkler as Willard Deutschebog; Kristin Chenoweth as Miracle Grohe
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27
**ENCORE AIRING**—“BROTHERS”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital
5.1
IT’S ALL RELATIVE AS
FORMER NFL SUPERSTAR MIKE
TRAINOR
IS FORCED
TO MAKE A FRESH START UNDER HIS PARENTS’ ROOF
ON “BROTHERS” SUNDAY,
SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
Mike Trainor
seemingly has it all – he’s a good-looking, wealthy and recently retired NFL
player living the high life in New York City. With one
phone call from his mom, Adele, Mike’s life changes in an instant. He comes
home to Houston to find that his brother Chill, whose life changed
drastically after a car accident left him in a wheelchair, is struggling to
keep his restaurant afloat and that his father’s memory is not as sharp as
it used to be. When Adele reveals everyone’s secrets, the family decides
it’s time for a fresh start. Later,
Mike’s date spends the night
at his parents’ place propelling his mom, Adele, to set specific house rules
for her very grown sons. As all the family members try to find their way
living together again as adults, Mike and Chill are taken aback at their new
assigned daily chores and strict limitations on overnight guests. Meanwhile,
Coach forgets his and Adele’s anniversary and lands in the doghouse, forcing
him to come up with a creative way to make it up to her
in an encore airing of the “Pilot/House Rules-Anniversary” episode
of BROTHERS airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (BTH-101/103) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Michael Strahan as
Mike; Daryl Chill Mitchell as Chill; CCH Pounder as Adele; Carl Weathers as
Coach
Guest
Cast: Jazsmin Lewis as Monica; Shvona Lavette as Janine
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby
Digital 5.1
SPRINGFIELD IS HOLDING
OUT FOR A HERO
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON
FOX
Episode Co-Written and
Guest-Voiced by Seth Rogen
Comic Book Guy casts Homer
as the lead in “Everyman,” a feature film based on a new comic book
superhero who possesses the ability to take on the powers of every superhero
in every comic he touches. To whip Homer into superhero shape, the movie
studio hires celebrity fitness trainer Lyle McCarthy (guest voice Rogen),
but Homer has trouble sticking to his new healthy regimen in the “Homer the
Whopper” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (8:00-8:30
PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (SI-2013) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta
as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart
Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress
MacNeille as Manjula
Guest Voice Cast: Seth Rogen as Lyle McCarthy
**SERIES PREMIERE**—“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S GOOD-BYE, QUAHOG AND
HELLO, STOOLBEND
ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF
“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON
FOX
Everyone’s favorite
soft-spoken neighbor, Cleveland Brown, is on the move after he decides it’s
time for him and Cleveland Jr. to leave Quahog and go west. On their way to
California, the duo makes a pit stop in Cleveland’s hometown of Stoolbend,
VA, where he reunites with his old high school crush, Donna Tubbs. Although
she comes with baggage in the form of a rebellious teenage daughter and a
sharp-tongued 5-year-old son, Cleveland is still in love with Donna and is
determined to start a new life in the “Pilot” series premiere episode of THE
CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Sept. 27 (8:30-9:00
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-101) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Voice Cast: Mike Henry as
Cleveland Brown/Teenage Cleveland and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna
Tubbs/Teenage Donna; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester;
Nia Long as Roberta Tubbs; Seth MacFarlane as Tim, Peter, Brian and Stewie
Guest Voice Cast: Jason
Sudeikis as Holt; Arianna Huffington as Arianna; Patrick Warburton as Joe;
Alex Borstein as Lois; Seth Green as Chris; Mila Kunis as Meg; Jennifer
Tilly as Bonnie; Jamie Kennedy as Federline Jones
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
BRIAN AND STEWIE GO ON A
TRIP THAT’S OUT OF THIS WORLD
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON
FOX
With the help
of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through
alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world, a parallel world
run by dogs where humans are pets and a “Robot Chicken”-like existence,
in “Road to
the Multiverse,” the season premiere episode of FAMILY GUY airing
Sunday, Sept. 27 (9:00-9:30 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-706) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein
as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STEVE RELIVES THE VIETNAM
WAR
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON
FOX
When Steve is selected to
sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans’ Day celebration, he
gets some heat from Stan who doesn’t think he’s ready for such an
undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve’s vocal talents, Stan decides Steve
needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country’s military
prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes
bananas in “In Country…Club,” the season premiere episode of AMERICAN DAD
airing Sunday, Sept. 27
(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-420) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane
as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve and Frat Guy; Dee Bradley Baker
as Klaus and Mild-Mannered Man
FOX ANNOUNCES PRIMETIME SLATE
FOR 2009-2010 SEASON
FOUR NEW COMEDIES, TWO NEW DRAMAS
AND ONE LATE-NIGHT SHOW JOIN SCHEDULE
RYAN MURPHY’S NEW COMEDY “GLEE”
TO PREMIERE IN FALL
AFTER UNPRECEDENTED PREVIEW EVENT TOMORROW NIGHT
NEW COMEDIES “BROTHERS”
AND “THE CLEVELAND SHOW” DEBUT IN FALL
NEW SATURDAY LATE-NIGHT ENTRY
“THE WANDA SYKES SHOW” (working title) SLATED FOR FALL LAUNCH
NEW ACTION DRAMA SERIES “HUMAN TARGET,”
MYSTERIOUS DRAMA “PAST LIFE”
AND COMEDY “SONS OF TUCSON” DEBUT MIDSEASON
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” Returns in the Fall
“HUMAN TARGET” and “24” Premiere Sunday, January 17
Following NFC Divisional Playoff Game
New York (Monday, May 18, 2009) – Peter Rice, Chairman, Entertainment; and Kevin Reilly, President, Entertainment, Fox Broadcasting Company, today unveiled the FOX primetime schedule for the 2009-2010 television season to the national advertising community during its annual Programming Presentation at New York City Center.
“As the No.1 network for the last five years, FOX is the first place viewers go to connect with the stories and characters they love,” said Rice. “With next year’s slate of distinctive shows, we’re continuing to invest in creativity to give viewers the rich, emotional experience they can only get on television.”
Reilly added, “The strategic moves we made last year to build off of our biggest assets are paying off. We’ve created stability and consistently strong performance across the week. Next season, we’re bringing back two top-rated sophomore dramas and using our hits to introduce a broad and compelling slate of new shows that will make our air even more vibrant and alive.”
After a special preview event airing Tuesday, May 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT), GLEE, the distinctive new comedy from Ryan Murphy (“Nip/Tuck”) starring Jane Lynch (“The 40 Year Old Virgin”) and newcomers Matthew Morrison (Broadway’s “Hairspray”), Lea Michele (“Spring Awakening”) and Cory Monteith (“Kyle XY”), will enter its freshman year this fall. Combining biting humor with a soundtrack of hit music from past to present, the inventive series follows an optimistic high school teacher who – against all odds – attempts to restore McKinley High’s fading Glee Club to its former glory, while helping a group of underdogs realize their true star potential.
Two additional new comedies will premiere this fall. From the producers of FAMILY GUY, comes THE CLEVELAND SHOW. The new Sunday night animated comedy follows everyone’s favorite soft-spoken FAMILY GUY neighbor, CLEVELAND BROWN (Mike Henry), who moves with his son back to his hometown in Virginia and settles down with his high school sweetheart and her unruly kids. BROTHERS, starring Michael Strahan (“FOX NFL Sunday”) and Daryl “Chill” Mitchell (“Ed,” “Veronica’s Closet”), is a new half-hour comedy about a former big-city NFL hot shot who returns home to his family – and his mother’s house – to get his life back on track.
On Saturday, Nov. 7 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT), late night will never be the same when Emmy Award winner Wanda Sykes returns to FOX to host THE WANDA SYKES SHOW (working title). The irreverent Saturday late-night series will feature Sykes’ outspoken comedic perspective on current events along with topical, high-energy roundtable discussions.
The new event drama, HUMAN TARGET, premieres with a special preview Sunday, Jan. 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) following the NFC Divisional Playoff game. HUMAN TARGET is a full-throttle, action-packed thrill ride from executive producers McG (“Terminator Salvation”) and Simon West (“Con Air,” “Tomb Raider”). Based on the popular DC Comics graphic novel and starring Mark Valley (FRINGE), Chi McBride (“Pushing Daisies”) and Academy Award nominee Jackie Earle Haley (“Watchmen”), the series follows CHRISTOPHER CHANCE (Valley), a unique private contractor who will stop at nothing – even if it means becoming a human target – to keep his clients alive.
The other drama for midseason is PAST LIFE, a fast-paced emotional thriller inspired by the book “The Reincarnationist.” The series stars Kelli Giddish (“All My Children”) as a gifted psychologist and Nicholas Bishop (“Home and Away”) as a former NYPD detective who work together to explore and unravel mysteries that must be solved in both the past and the present.
One new comedy is scheduled to premiere in midseason. From three-time Emmy Award winner Todd Holland (“Malcolm in the Middle”), the non-traditional family comedy SONS OF TUCSON stars Tyler Labine (“Reaper”) as a charming but wayward schemer hired by three young brothers whose father is in prison.
Summer sensation SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE moves to the fall with its sixth season. Hosted by Cat Deeley and featuring renowned judges Nigel Lythgoe and Mary Murphy, the original dance competition series will continue to inspire and amaze viewers as dancers skilled in styles ranging from hip-hop to ballroom compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer.
It was also announced that the eighth season of 24 will return to the FOX schedule with a two-night, four-hour premiere as part of a special extended primetime on Sunday, Jan. 17 (9:00-11:00 PM ET/PT), immediately following the premiere of HUMAN TARGET. The next installment of the Emmy Award-winning series starring Kiefer Sutherland will unfold in New York City, amidst the shadows of the Statue of Liberty and the United Nations.
Other FOX series returning in 2009-2010 include: AMERICAN DAD, AMERICAN IDOL, AMERICA’S MOST WANTED, BONES, COPS, DOLLHOUSE, FAMILY GUY, FRINGE, HELL’S KITCHEN, HOUSE, KITCHEN NIGHTMARES, LIE TO ME, THE SIMPSONS and ‘TIL DEATH. Specials returning to the FOX schedule include: THE 41st NAACP IMAGE AWARDS, NEW YEAR’S EVE LIVE and TEEN CHOICE 2009.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Gallery and episodic photos from all of our new and returning series are available at
www.foxflash.com/2009-2010slate. Additionally, promotional video from our new series will be posted to www.foxflash.com at the conclusion of the FOX 2009 Programming Presentation at approximately 5:00 PM ET today.]Following are the FOX primetime schedule for 2009-2010 and synopses of the new series:
FOX PRIMETIME SCHEDULE: FALL 2009
(All Times ET/PT)
MONDAY
8:00-9:00 PM HOUSE
9:00-10:00 PM LIE TO ME
TUESDAY
8:00-10:00 PM SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Performance Show
WEDNESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Results Show
9:00-10:00 PM GLEE
THURSDAY
8:00-9:00 PM BONES
9:00-10:00 PM FRINGE
FRIDAY
8:00-8:30 PM BROTHERS
8:30-9:00 PM ‘TIL DEATH
9:00-10:00 PM DOLLHOUSE
SATURDAY
8:00-8:30 PM COPS
8:30-9:00 PM COPS
9:00-10:00 PM AMERICA’S MOST WANTED
11:00 PM-Midnight THE WANDA SYKES SHOW (working title)
Midnight-12:30 AM ANIMATION DOMINATION ENCORES
SUNDAY
7:00-8:00 PM THE OT (NFL post-game)
8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS
8:30-9:00 PM THE CLEVELAND SHOW
9:00-9:30 PM FAMILY GUY
9:30-10:00 PM AMERICAN DAD
FOX PRIMETIME SCHEDULE: MIDSEASON 2010
(All Times ET/PT)
MONDAY
8:00-9:00 PM HOUSE
9:00-10:00 PM 24
TUESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM AMERICAN IDOL Performance Show
9:00-10:00 PM PAST LIFE
WEDNESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM AMERICAN IDOL Results Show
9:00-10:00 PM HUMAN TARGET (January) / GLEE (spring)
THURSDAY
8:00-9:00 PM BONES
9:00-10:00 PM FRINGE
FRIDAY
8:00-8:30 PM BROTHERS
8:30-9:00 PM ‘TIL DEATH
9:00-10:00 PM DOLLHOUSE
SATURDAY
8:00-8:30 PM COPS
8:30-9:00 PM COPS
9:00-10:00 PM AMERICA’S MOST WANTED
11:00 PM-Midnight THE WANDA SYKES SHOW (working title)
Midnight-12:30 AM ANIMATION DOMINATION ENCORES
SUNDAY
7:00-7:30 PM ANIMATION DOMINATION ENCORES
7:30-8:00 PM AMERICAN DAD
8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS
8:30-9:00 PM SONS OF TUCSON
9:00-9:30 PM FAMILY GUY
9:30-10:00 PM THE CLEVELAND SHOW
2009-2010 FOX PRIMETIME SCHEDULE
NEW SERIES SYNOPSES
The following new comedies will premiere this fall on FOX:
GLEE
McKinley High School’s Glee Club used to be at the top of the show choir world, but years later, it has turned into a haven for misfits and social outcasts. But at McKinley, things for the Glee Club are about to change. From Ryan Murphy, the creator of “Nip/Tuck,” comes GLEE, an uplifting comedy musical series with biting humor that features a soundtrack of hit music from past to present. The show follows an optimistic high school teacher as he tries to refuel his own passion for singing while reinventing the school’s glee club and challenging a group of underdogs to realize their star potential. WILL SCHUESTER (Matthew Morrison) has offered to take on the Herculean task of restoring McKinley’s Glee Club to its former glory with the help of fellow teacher and germaphobe EMMA PILLSBURY (Jayma Mays). It’s a tall order when the brightest stars of the club include KURT (Chris Colfer), a nerdy soprano with a flair for the dramatic; MERCEDES (Amber Riley), a dynamic diva-in-training who refuses to sing back-up; ARTIE (Kevin McHale), a geeky guitarist who spends more time avoiding bullies than chasing girls; and TINA (Jenna Ushkowitz), an awkward girl who needs to suppress her stutter before she can take center stage. Will’s only hope lies with two true talents: RACHEL BERRY (Lea Michele), a perfectionist firecracker who is convinced that show choir is her ticket to stardom; and FINN HUDSON (Cory Monteith), the popular high school quarterback with movie star looks and a Motown voice who must protect his reputation with his holier-than-thou girlfriend and head cheerleader, QUINN (Dianna Agron), and his arrogant football teammate, PUCK (Mark Salling). Driven by his secret past, Will is determined to do whatever it takes to make Glee great again, even though everyone around him thinks he’s nuts. He’s out to prove them all wrong – from his tough-as-nails wife TERRI SCHUESTER (Jessalyn Gilsig) to McKinley’s scheming cheerleading coach SUE SYLVESTER (Jane Lynch) to an über-hip world that thinks jazz hands and sequined tuxedos litter the road to infamy rather than pave the way to Hollywood dreams.
PRODUCTION COMPANIES: 20th Century Fox Television, Ryan Murphy Television
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Dante Di Loreto
CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Ian Brennan, John Peter Kousakis
DIRECTOR: Ryan Murphy
CAST: Dianna Agron as Quinn, Chris Colfer as Kurt, Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester, Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester, Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury, Kevin McHale as Artie, Lea Michele as Rachel Berry, Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson, Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester, Amber Riley as Mercedes, Mark Salling as Puck, Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina
THE CLEVELAND SHOW
THE CLEVELAND SHOW is a new animated series that follows everyone’s favorite soft-spoken neighbor, CLEVELAND BROWN (Mike Henry), to his hometown in Virginia as he settles down with his high school sweetheart, her unruly kids and his own 14-year-old son, CLEVELAND JR. (Kevin Michael Richardson). Many years ago, Cleveland was a high school student madly in love with a beautiful girl named DONNA (Sanaa Lathan). Much to his dismay, his love went unrequited, and Donna wound up marrying another man. Cleveland once told Donna he would always love her, and if this man ever done her wrong, he’d be there when she called. Well, this man done her wrong. Donna’s husband ran off, leaving Donna with a teenage daughter and a young son. Now she’s open to Cleveland and has offered him another chance at love. Unattached after the Loretta-Quagmire debacle and true to his word, Cleveland joyously reunites with Donna, and he and Cleveland Jr. move to Virginia to join their new family. Once in Virginia, there are a few surprises in store for Cleveland, including ROBERTA (Reagan Gomez-Preston), a rebellious new stepdaughter; RALLO (Henry), his new 5-year-old stepson who loves the ladies; and a collection of neighbors that includes a loudmouth redneck, LESTER (Richardson); a hipster wanna-be, HOLT (guest voice Jason Sudeikis); and a religious pair of talking bears, TIM (Seth MacFarlane) and his wife ARIANNA (guest voice Arianna Huffington).
PRODUCTION COMPANY: 20th Century Fox Television
CO-CREATORS/EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Seth MacFarlane, Rich Appel, Mike Henry
VOICE CAST: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown, Rallo and others; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs;
Reagan Gomez-Preston as Roberta Tubbs; Kevin Michael Richardson as Lester and Cleveland Jr.
GUEST VOICES: Arianna Huffington as Arianna, Jason Sudeikis as Holt
BROTHERS
Starring Michael Strahan (“FOX NFL Sunday”) and Daryl “Chill” Mitchell (“Ed,” “Veronica’s Closet”), BROTHERS is a new half-hour comedy about a former NFL hot shot who learns that even though you can always go home again, the trip back might be tougher than you think. MIKE TRAINOR (Strahan) seemingly has it all – he’s a good-looking, wealthy and recently retired NFL player living the high-life in New York City, but he’s about to get sidelined. When Mike gets a phone call from his MOM (CCH Pounder, “The Shield”) who orders him home to Houston, he quickly realizes the more his life has changed, the more his family has stayed the same. His brother CHILL (Daryl “Chill” Mitchell), whose life was altered drastically after a car accident left him in a wheelchair, is struggling to keep his restaurant afloat with the help of his loudmouth associate, ROSCOE (Colton Dunn, “MADtv”). The dynamics between Mike and Chill are the same as when they were kids, and their sibling rivalry hasn’t lessened with age. If they can stop their bickering, put aside their differences and learn to be teammates, the brothers might just turn out to be each other’s biggest asset. Wedged between Mike and Chill are their parents. Their father, whom everyone refers to as COACH (Carl Weathers, “Rocky”), is the local high school football coach and the conservative, opinionated alpha male of his clan. Coach thinks he runs the show, but really it’s Mom who calls the shots. Saucy, stern and a schemer, she is the mastermind of the family. And when she learns that Mike’s business manager took off with all his money, she orchestrates a plan to keep Mike in Houston, save Chill’s restaurant and bring the family back together under one roof again – all without anyone realizing what she’s up to. Mom’s plan helps Mike realize that his family – however dysfunctional they may be – is the only family he’s got. And although he may not have a penny to his name, as long as he’s surrounded by people who love him, he’ll always be a rich man.
PRODUCTION COMPANIES: Sony Pictures Television; Tantamount Studios; Impact Zone Productions, Inc.
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Eric Tannenbaum, Kim Tannenbaum, Mitch Hurwitz, Don Reo
DIRECTOR: Ted Wass
CAST: Michael Strahan as Mike, Daryl “Chill” Mitchell as Chill, CCH Pounder as Mom, Carl Weathers as Coach, Colton Dunn as Roscoe
The following new late-night series will premiere this fall:
THE WANDA SYKES SHOW (working title)
Emmy Award-winning actress, comedian and author Wanda Sykes returns to FOX to host the innovative and irreverent new Saturday late-night series, THE WANDA SYKES SHOW (working title). The high-energy one-hour show will feature biting commentary on topical issues and heated panel discussions with recurring personalities. The series’ unique format will highlight Sykes’ outspoken comedic perspective on current events and will also allow her to leave the studio to shoot segments in the field.
PRODUCTION COMPANY: Fox Television Studios
HOST: Wanda Sykes
The following new dramas are slated for a midseason launch:
HUMAN TARGET
It takes a brave, selfless man to make himself a “human target” in order to save the lives of those in danger. Based on the popular DC Comics graphic novel, HUMAN TARGET is a full-throttle action drama centered on CHRISTOPHER CHANCE (Mark Valley, FRINGE), a unique private contractor/security guard hired to protect. Call him what you like, because for Chance, it’s about one thing only: saving his clients’ lives. When there is an unusual or imminent threat that can’t be solved through “normal” means of protection, Chance is hired to completely integrate himself into his clients’ lives – to become the human target. If you’re a corporate manager whose disgruntled employee has gone violently off the deep end, Chance is your new auditor. If you’re the president of a bank who’s been tipped off to a potential heist, Chance is your unassuming bank teller. During each job, Chance, assisted by his business partner WINSTON (Chi McBride, “Pushing Daisies”) and hired gun GUERRERO (Jackie Earle Haley, “Watchmen”), puts himself directly in the line of fire as he races against time to save his client, while unraveling the truth behind the mission. With every new danger, Chance’s dark history will also unravel. Does anyone know who Christopher Chance really is, or what secrets lay buried in his past? What would make a man willingly become a HUMAN TARGET?
PRODUCTION COMPANIES: Bonanza Productions Inc., Wonderland Sound and Vision, DC Comics, Warner Bros. Television
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Jon Steinberg, McG, Simon West, Brad Kern
CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Peter Johnson
DIRECTOR: Simon West
WRITER: Jon Steinberg
CAST: Mark Valley as Christopher Chance, Jackie Earle Haley as Guerrero, Chi McBride as Winston
PAST LIFE
Have you ever experienced déjà vu or met someone you thought seemed familiar? Do you believe in karma, fate or love at first sight? From writer David Hudgins (“Friday Night Lights”), and inspired by the book “The Reincarnationist” by M.J. Rose, comes PAST LIFE, a new drama series about an unlikely pair of past-life detectives who investigate whether what is happening to you today is the result of who you were before. DR. KATE MCGINN (Kelli Giddish, “All My Children”) is not your typical psychologist. Confident, outspoken and highly educated, she works at The Talmadge Center for Behavioral Health in New York City, a world-renowned institute dedicated to the study of the science of the soul. After experiencing a past-life regression in her 20s, Kate became a believer in reincarnation. Using regression therapy and her natural gift for reading people, Kate helps solve the mysteries of her troubled clients who suffer from present-day problems caused by past-life traumas. She believes there are levels of consciousness and explanations for human behavior that science can’t begin to explain. Accustomed to skeptics, but not bothered by them, Kate is an unapologetic believer and a force of nature who marches to the beat of her own drummer. Her partner, PRICE WHATLEY (Nicholas Bishop, “Home and Away”), is a different story. A former NYPD homicide detective, pragmatic and cynical, Price is a damaged soul who constantly battles grief and guilt over the accidental death of his wife. Price feels that Kate, though not certifiable, certainly operates on the fringes of science. It’s a volatile relationship, but with Price’s solid detective skills, and Kate’s penchant for out-of-the-box thinking, together they make a formidable, if somewhat dysfunctional, team. A fast-paced emotional thrill ride, each episode finds Price and Kate working with their colleagues to unravel a new mystery involving the past-lives of their clients. DR. MALACHI TALMADGE (Richard Schiff, “The West Wing”) is Kate’s mentor and the center’s namesake, an avuncular but gruff elder statesman who is a legend in the field of cognitive research. DR. RISHI KARNA (Ravi Patel, “Scrubs”) is the rookie of the group, a baby-faced therapist from Calcutta who loves bad American TV, Cuban jazz and driving everyone crazy.
PRODUCTION COMPANIES: Bonanza Productions Inc., Warner Bros. Television
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: David Hudgins, Lou Pitt
DIRECTOR: Deran Sarafian
WRITER: David Hudgins
CAST: Kelli Giddish as Dr. Kate McGinn, Nicholas Bishop as Price Whatley, Richard Schiff as Dr. Malachi Talmadge, Ravi Patel as Dr. Rishi Karna
The following new comedy is slated for a midseason launch:
SONS OF TUCSON
In the tradition of “Malcolm in the Middle” and “The Bernie Mac Show,” SONS OF TUCSON is a family comedy about three brothers who hire a charming, wayward schemer to stand in as their father when their real one goes to prison. What begins as a business relationship evolves into something more complex and compelling: a family unlike any we’ve ever seen. The three brothers find their dad-for-hire, RON SNUFFKIN (Tyler Labine, “Reaper”), at the local sporting good store. Ron will be forced to draw on a wide array of skills and a vast bag of tricks as he steps into the patriarch role to take care of the boys of the Gunderson family. ROBBY GUNDERSON (Davis Cleveland, “How I Met Your Mother”), 8, is a loose cannon who doesn’t respond well to authority; GARY GUNDERSON (Frank Dolce, “Doubt”), 11, is a bright and street-savvy leader who is every bit the con man his father is; and BRANDON GUNDERSON (Troy Gentile, “Entourage”), 13, is a gentle free spirit who simply goes along for the ride. MAGGIE MORALES (Natalie Martinez, “Saints & Sinners”), Robby’s second-grade teacher and the object of Ron’s affection, might just be the only stable figure in the lives of this quirky quartet. While SONS OF TUCSON is grounded in the day-to-day challenges of a single-parent home, nothing in the Gunderson household is quite what it seems. An ongoing chess match between Ron and the boys will keep both parties on their toes, as neither side can afford to give up too much power or independence.
PRODUCTION COMPANY: 20th Century Fox Television
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Justin Berfield, Jason Felts, Harvey Myman, Todd Holland
DIRECTOR: Todd Holland
WRITERS: Tommy Dewey, Greg Bratman
CAST: Tyler Labine as Ron Snuffkin, Davis Cleveland as Robby Gunderson, Frank Dolce as Gary Gunderson, Troy Gentile as Brandon Gunderson, Natalie Martinez as Maggie Morales
-FOX-
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26
[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—WORLD SERIES GAME #4—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS PRESENTS WORLD SERIES GAME 4
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26, ON FOX
FOX Sports presents exclusive coverage of Game 4 of the 2008 World Series live and in HD from the home stadium of the National League Champions. Play-by-play announcer Joe Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call the action. Exact teams and site are TBD for Game 4 of the World Series airing Sunday, Oct. 26 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0915) (TV-N/A)
Contact: Eddie Motl 212-556-2486 eddie.motl@fox.com
MONDAY, OCTOBER 27
[EDITOR’S NOTE: If World Series Game #5 (SP-0919) is necessary, the baseball game will air live starting at 8:00 PM ET/5:00 PM PT replacing TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES and PRISON BREAK, and local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
A LOVE TRIANGLE EMERGES ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, OCTOBER 27, ON FOX
After Cromartie kidnaps Charlie’s wife, Sarah and Derek are put to the test, as they must outwit him to ensure a safe rescue…but at what cost? Meanwhile, John is in his own sticky situation as he finds himself caught between Cameron and Riley in “The Mousetrap” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Oct. 27 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-205) (TV-14 L, S, V)
Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor; Thomas Dekker as John Connor; Summer Glau as Cameron; Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Richard T. Jones as James Ellison; Garret Dillahunt as Cromartie; Shirley Manson as Catherine Weaver; Leven Rambin as Riley
Guest Cast: Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Sonya Walger as Michelle Dixon; Busy Philipps as Kacy Corbin; Lisa Canning as News Anchor; William C. Mitchell as Pastor
For episodic photos and more information on this episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES, please visit http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z227.
--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
A DAY AT THE RACES PROVES ARRESTING FOR MAHONE;
GRETCHEN HAS A FAMILY REUNION; T-BAG PUTS THE PIECES TOGETHER;
AND WYATT TARGETS AGENT SELF
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, OCTOBER 27, ON FOX
Michael and the gang track a key card holder to a racetrack while Mahone gets caught with something invaluable. Gretchen has a family reunion, and Self lands on Wyatt’s radar. T-Bag begins to unravel Whistler’s code in the “Blow Out” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Oct. 27 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-406) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Michael Rapaport as Don Self
Guest Cast: Cress Williams as Wyatt; James Hiroyuki Liao as Roland Glenn; Shannon Lucio as Trishanne; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Dameon Clarke as Andrew Blaunder; Heather McComb as Emily; John Sanderford as Nathaneal Edison; Brian Poth as Brian Anderson
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 28
--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
THE TEAM TREATS A SLEEPWALKING PATIENT
EXPERIENCING UNEXPLAINED BLACKOUTS
AND CUDDY DECIDES TO ADOPT A NEWBORN BABY
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, OCTOBER 28, ON FOX
The team takes on the case of a dreary middle-aged man who has been experiencing unexplained recurring blackouts and time lapses. With possible diagnoses ranging from a stroke to a concussion to toxins from the consumer products he has been testing for work, they soon find that the man, who is raising his 12-year-old daughter on his own, has been experiencing intense sleepwalking spells. As the team tries to find out what he could be doing during his sleep to make himself sick, his condition continues to deteriorate and his daughter also falls gravely ill. Meanwhile, House finds out Cuddy is going to adopt a baby that is due in two weeks. But when Cuddy meets the birth mother in person and notices a strange rash on her arm, Cuddy brings the mother to Princeton-Plainsboro where her condition worsens. Cuddy must take on the case as both a doctor and a potential mother, and she and the team are faced with a heart-wrenching decision that could risk either the birth mother’s or the baby’s life in the “Joy” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Oct. 28 (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-506) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast: Salvator Xuureb as Jerry Harmon; Joanna Koulis as Samantha Harmon; Vanessa Zima as Becca; Janice Allen as Sadie; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
--“FRINGE”—(9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
UNLIKELY TRIO FORM PARTNERSHIP AND INVESTIGATE LINK BETWEEN
WILDLY ACCELERATED PREGNANCY AND “OLD” NEWBORN
Our trio’s strange partnership begins as they investigate the mysterious death of a woman who conceives, carries to full-term and births a baby in the span of hours, and her baby who ages 80 years in a matter of minutes. As the bizarre and seemingly unexplainable occurrences are explored, quirky Dr. Bishop runs extensive testing in the lab; his reluctant son Peter endures his new role as his father’s keeper; and Olivia turns to Massive Dynamic Chief Operating Officer Nina Sharp for assistance in “The Same Old Story” episode of FRINGE airing Tuesday, Oct. 28 (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-102) (TV-14 D, S, V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Mark Valley as John Scott; Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth
Guest Cast: Derek Cecil as Christopher; Mark Blum as Dr. Penrose; Betty Gilpin as Loraine
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29
[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: If World Series Game #6 (SP-0920) is necessary, the baseball game will air live starting at 8:30 PM ET/5:30 PM PT, replacing BONES and ‘TIL DEATH.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: If World Series Game #6 (SP-0920) is necessary, the Obama program will air prior to the game in Eastern/Central time zones (8:00 PM ET/7:00 PM CT) and after the game in Mountain/Pacific time zones (approximately 10:00 PM MT/9:00 PM PT).]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
**PAID POLITICAL PROGRAM**—“Barack Obama”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
BARACK OBAMA PAID POLITICAL PROGRAM
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29, ON FOX
The campaign of Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama has purchased a paid half-hour program airing Wednesday, Oct. 29 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SP-0925) (TV-N/A)
—“BONES”—(8:30-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
BRENNAN AND BOOTH UNRAVEL A CENTURIES-OLD LEGEND
TO SOLVE THE MURDER OF A YOUNG FILM STUDENT
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29, ON FOX
When the headless body of a young man, along with a video camera full of documentary footage, is discovered in the D.C.-area woods, Brennan and Booth are called in to identify the year-old remains and determine if a murder was committed. The body is proven to be that of University of Virginia film student Graham Hastings, who had disappeared a year before while making a documentary about the local legend of a woman thought to be a witch who beheaded anyone who dared to look for her. In a mysteriously parallel set of circumstances, Brennan and the team find that Graham was beheaded by an axe. After examining the dark, chaotic and choppy footage from Graham’s camera, Brennan and Booth learn that two other people – Graham’s girlfriend Lori and fellow classmate Brian – were in the woods with Graham on the night of his disappearance. DNA on the axe used to murder Graham leads a shocking revelation of the killer’s identity. Meanwhile, Brennan befriends Graham’s brother, Will, when she finds out that he, too, was an orphan, but the friendship quickly dissolves when the truth behind his brother’s murder is uncovered in “The Headless Witch in the Woods” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Oct. 29 (8:30-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-210) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan
Guest Cast: Kristoffer Polaha as Will Hastings; Jake Richardson as Brian Andrews; Michael Trevino as Graham Hastings; Amanda Fuller as Lori Mueller; Terrell Clayton as Doug Edison; Joshua Leonard as Nate Gibbons; Angel Oquendo as Nurse; Kip Garwood as Young Man
For episodic photos and more information on this episode of BONES, please visit http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z43.
Contact: Kim Kurland 310-369-2415 kim.kurland@fox.com
--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE BREATHES EASY ON “‘TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29, ON FOX
After Eddie gets treatment for his sleep apnea and stops snoring, Joy realizes that she relied on his annoying snoring habit to help her get to sleep in the all-new “Snore Loser” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Oct. 29 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-307) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie, Joely Fisher as Joy; JB Smoove as Kenny
Guest Cast: Alison Laplaca as Beth; Joe Manganiello as Stu; Bill Fox as Lawyer; Carol Ann Susi as Marjorie Putnam; Natasha Leggero as Sandy; Jeremy Guskin as Raj; Mookie Barker as Mr. Putnam
[EDITOR’S NOTE 4: TIL-307 replaces the previously announced episode of ‘TIL DEATH.]
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30
[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: If World Series Game #7 (SP-0921) is necessary, the baseball game will air live starting at 8:00 PM ET/5:00 PM PT, replacing both episodes of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES, and local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: KITCHEN NIGHTMARES at 8:00 PM (KN-102) replaces the previously announced episode of HOLE IN THE WALL.]
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”— Lela’s—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
CHEF RAMSAY VISITS LELA’S IN POMONA, CA,
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, ON FOX
Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Pomona, CA, to try to rev up business for Lela’s, an upscale restaurant in desperate need of clientele. When Gordon gets in the kitchen and starts criticizing the menu items, the executive chef is less than thrilled and they have a showdown in front of the entire staff. Find out if the changes stick and if Lela stands for this type of behavior in her restaurant in the “Lela’s” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Oct. 30 (8:00-9:00 ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-102) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay
--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—“J Willy’s”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
CHEF GORDON RAMSAY TRIES TO GIVE
J WILLY’S A FRESH START
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, ON FOX
The owners of J Willy’s Bar & Grille in South Bend, IN, are in $1.2 million in debt and have called in Chef Gordon Ramsay in hopes that he can help give them a fresh start. With no one running the kitchen, most of the fare is straight from the freezer or out of a can. To start fresh, Gordon challenges the staff to spend the night cleaning out the kitchen and throwing away all the rotten food lurking in the coolers. The next morning, Gordon brings in fresh ingredients and teaches the cooks how to make various dishes that will be featured at that night’s dinner service. However, when the inexperienced cooks get flustered, the kitchen spirals out of control and brings one customer to tears. Find out if Gordon will be able to bring the restaurant up to his standards or if J Willy’s will be forced to close their doors forever on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Oct. 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-117) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31
--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
A BOSTON CELTICS FAN GOES FOR A SLAM DUNK
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31, ON FOX
A die-hard Boston Celtics fan takes center stage in attempt to pass and slam-dunk the test on this atypical game show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. When the Celtics Dancers make a surprise appearance, concentration will be key as this contestant goes for a perfect score to win the $1 million-dollar goal. Also up for the 5th grader challenge is the reigning Miss Plus America on an all-new ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? airing Friday, Oct. 31 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-309) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
WILL A SINGING POSTMAN DELIVER THE RIGHT WORDS?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
The night gets started with a singing postman who is reunited with a loved one for one of the shows most emotional moments yet. But even with the help of his back-ups, will he be able to deliver the correct lyrics? Also in it to win it is a vocal coach from Flushing, NY, who moonlights as a dinner-theatre star. Will this “Soprano” belt out the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Friday, Oct. 31 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-141) (TV-PG)
Host: Wayne Brady
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1
--“COPS: MORONS ON PARADE”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS OUTSMART CRIMINALS
ON “COPS: MORONS ON PARADE”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, ON FOX
The adrenaline starts surging on this episode when deputies in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, respond to a “shots fired” call and discover a suspect who tries to play dumb. Also featured are deputies in Las Vegas, NV, rushing to the scene of a domestic-disturbance call to sort out a lovers quarrel. Deputies in San Diego, CA, are dispatched to assist in detaining an armed suspect on an all-new COPS: MORONS ON A PARADE airing Saturday, Nov. 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2108) (TV-PG L)
--“COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #3 SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
COUPLE INTERRUPTED DURING
INTIMATE MOMENT STIMULATES VIOLENCE
ON “COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #3 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, ON FOX
When officers in Kansas City, MO, pursue a vehicle driven by a homicide suspect, the chase comes to climatic conclusion when the car careens into a gas station. In Rialto, CA, officers respond to a domestic-violence call involving an angry woman hammering her man for not having enough respect for their intimacy. An officer and his K-9 partner in Sacramento, CA, track an extremely drunk driver on “COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #3 SPECIAL EDITION” airing Saturday, Nov. 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2015) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
SEARCHES FOR LOS ANGELES SERIAL KILLER
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, ON FOX
From Los Angeles, AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK looks for a serial killer that has been dubbed “The Grim Sleeper.” Since 1985, police have linked the killer through ballistics and DNA to 12 victims. Oddly, there were no victims between 1988 and 2001. However, the killer has resurfaced, killing his most recent victim in January 2007. One person survived an attack, and she will be interviewed during the AMW broadcast. John Walsh also sits down with LAPD Chief William Bratton who is determined to bring this killer to justice and provide answers to the families of the victims on this special edition of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airing Saturday, Nov. 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2207) (TV-14 V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
NE-YO BRINGS HIS MOVES TO LATE-NIGHT
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, ON FOX
R&B singer Ne-Yo guest-stars on MADtv when he plays an amorous anchorman with a penchant for pasta in a sketch titled “Flirty News.” Johnny Sanchez returns as liquor store owner Farhid, who incorrectly guesses which customers are voting for which presidential candidate on an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Nov. 1 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1405) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger
Guest Cast: Ne-Yo
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
CRAIG ROBINSON STAYS UP LATE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, ON FOX
Actor and stand-up comedian Craig Robinson sits to chat with Spike about his star role in the new film “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” written and directed by Kevin Smith also starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Nov. 1 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-306) (TV-14 D, L)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guest: Craig Robinson
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC
BOBBY, BOATS AND BATS….OH MY!
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX
Hank and Bobby get in some father/son bonding time when Hank dumps the old team of Dale, Bill and Boomhauer to help Bobby in a boat-building competition. During the building process, Hank gets spooked by bats that invade the construction garage, forcing Bobby to do the building all alone in the “It Came From the Garage” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, May 11 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1212) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC
LUCKY GETS THROWN BEHIND BARS ON
“KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX
Luanne’s long lost father and Peggy's brother Hoyt (guest voice Johnny Knoxville) returns to Arlen. He has been incarcerated for years and is now a free man. He turns to his daughter and sister for guidance and a little bit of dough. Once Peggy denies him he takes life into his own hands and robs a store for cash. Meanwhile, Luanne's husband Lucky (guest voice Tom Petty), turns to Hank for some insight on how to become a better man for his child on the way and realizes that maybe taking the blame for Hoyt’s crime would be a great way to step it up in the “Life: A Losers Manual” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 2 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (KH-1213) (TV-PG D)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill
Guest Voice: Johnny Knoxville as Hoyt
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
THE SIMPSONS SCARE IN STYLE IN THE ANNUAL
“TREEHOUSE OF HORROR” FRIGHTFEST
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX
Three chilling tales of Halloween horror unwind in THE SIMPSONS annual “Treehouse of Horror” Halloween special. First, Homer kills off celebrities so their likenesses can be exploited free-of-charge in “How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising.” Next, Transformer-like robots duke it out in Springfield in “Untitled Robot Parody.” And in “It’s the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse,” Lisa accompanies Milhouse to a pumpkin patch to await the appearance of the Grand Pumpkin, but when he finally appears, the Grand Pumpkin goes on a rampage to avenge all the pumpkins carved and tortured in the name of Halloween. Also, the highly-anticipated episode opener features Homer Simpson as he attempts to cast his ballot for the 2008 Presidential election with a deadly twist in the “Treehouse of Horror XIX” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Nov. 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1916) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
MAKE WAY FOR MYSPACE
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX
To boost business, Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page despite Hank’s bad feelings about the idea. Mr. Strickland gives Donna full responsibility over the page, but when she goes overboard and posts personal videos and information, it creates tension between the employees in the all-new “Lost in Myspace” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Nov. 2 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1214) (TV-PG L, V)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill and Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
STEWIE GETS LEFT BEHIND
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, ON FOX
Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, and Brian suggests that the family use the funds to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. So the Griffins pack up the car and hit the road, but leave some very precious cargo at home. When the family finally realizes that they have left behind one of their own, it’s a mad, explosive, hilarious dash back to Quahog on the “Baby Not On Board” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Nov. 2 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-607) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her lost love is still alive, but Stan and Roger track him down, Francine is forced to decide between the two men on the "Choosy Wives Choose Smith” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Nov. 2 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-315) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 12
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are
preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local
programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR
LEAGUE BASEBALL—NLCS GAME #3—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby
Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP
SERIES ACTION
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 12, ON FOX
FOX Sports presents live HD
coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2008 postseason with Game 3 of the National
League Championship Series. Teams, sites and broadcasters TBA. The game airs
Sunday, Oct. 12 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0910) (TV-N/A)
MONDAY, OCTOBER 13
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES and PRISON BREAK are
preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local
programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR
LEAGUE BASEBALL—NLCS GAME #4—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby
Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP
SERIES ACTION
MONDAY, OCTOBER 13, ON FOX
FOX Sports presents live HD
coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2008 postseason with Game 4 of the National
League Championship Series. Teams, sites and broadcasters TBA. The game airs
Monday, Oct. 13 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0911) (TV-N/A)
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 14
--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
HOUSE GETS BACK
TO HIS ROOTS
AND A PATIENT
FALLS ILL SEARCHING FOR HER OWN
ON “HOUSE”
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 14, ON FOX
When House receives word that
his father has passed away, he brushes off the news and dismisses the idea of
going to the funeral. However, he is soon coerced into going despite his
strongest protests. Back at Princeton-Plainsboro, the team encounters the case
of a young woman adopted by American parents who collapsed while in China
looking for her birth parents. With House en route to his father’s funeral, he
must work with the team to diagnose the woman via cell phone while on the road.
The team runs through possible diagnoses and various genetic disorders, but when
House’s phone dies, the team must decipher what House was trying to tell them
before the girl’s condition deteriorates. Meanwhile, the back story of how House
and Wilson met for the first time is revealed in the “Birthmarks” episode of
HOUSE airing Tuesday, Oct. 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-504)
(TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory
House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert
Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron;
Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as
Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast: Diane Baker as
Blythe House; R. Lee Ermey as John House; Samantha Quan as Nicole; Scott Paulin
as Bob; Christine Healy as Janice; Jack Conley as Sheriff Costello; Ho-Kwan Tse
as Fang Dong Wen; Raymond Ma as Wu Zheng; Esther Kwan as Wu An Lan; Jonathan
Palmer as Minister; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
DR. BISHOP AND BIRDS OF A
FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER
WHEN MAN’S ENERGY HAS
DRASTIC, DEADLY EFFECTS
ON “FRINGE” TUESDAY, OCTOBER
14, ON FOX
When it’s discovered that a
rather simple man has the ability to harness electricity, dangerous and deadly
occurrences follow, and our unlikely trio investigates this super-charged
oddity. Meanwhile, Olivia has a high-voltage encounter of a different kind when
she is rocked by a blast from her past, and Dr. Bishop turns to his feathered
friends and enlists homing pigeons to help him break the case in the “Power
Hungry” episode of FRINGE airing Tuesday, Oct. 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (FR-105) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia
Dunham; Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop; John Noble as Walter Bishop; Lance
Reddick as Phillip Broyles; Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis; Mark Valley as John
Scott; Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth
Guest Cast: Ebon Moss Bachrach
as Joseph Meegar; Max Baker as Fischer; Mary Louise Burke as Flora Meegar; Diane
Davis as Bethany
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: If NLCS Game #5 (SP-0916) is necessary, the baseball game will air
instead of BONES and PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE #3.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local
programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
WHEN THE
REMAINS OF A FAMOUS MOTORCYCLE RACER ARE FOUND
IN A HOT
SPRING, BRENNAN AND BOOTH SEARCH FOR HIS KILLER
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER
15, ON FOX
When a young couple decides to
go skinny-dipping in a hot spring, their spontaneity is ruined when they find a
corpse in the mud. Brennan and Booth soon discover the skeleton is that of Tripp
Goddard, a professional motorcycle racer who just won the Super Grand Prix. The
team immediately suspects Danny Fitz, the runner-up in the race and Tripp’s main
rival, to be the murderer. But just when Brennan and Booth think they have it
solved, a fiery motorcycle crash claims another victim and the circumstances
seem far from accidental. Meanwhile, Dr. Sweets forces Brennan and Booth to join
him on a double-date in an effort to encourage them to interact in a social
setting away from any of their cases in “The Man in the Mud” episode of BONES
airing Wednesday, Oct. 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-311) (TV-14
D, L, S, V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz
as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin
as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille
“Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr.
Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Chris William Martin
as Garth Jodrey; Abigail Spencer as Phillipa Fitz; Wings Hauser as Lenny Fitz;
M.C. Gainey as Braxton Smalls; Channon Roe as Danny Fitz; Andrew Lawrence as
Tim; Alicia Ziegler as Chandler; Christopher May as Park Ranger; John Edward Lee
as Tripp Goddard; Burnadean Jones as FBI Forensic Tech; Darlena Tejeiro as FBI
Motor Tech Opal Warneke; Senta Moses as April Presa
**FOX
NEWS SPECIAL**—“PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION DEBATE #3”—(9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM
PT-CC)—CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES MEET
FOR THE LAST OF THREE DEBATES
LEADING UP TO ELECTION DAY
The presidential candidates,
including Democratic nominee Barack Obama and Republican nominee John McCain,
will meet at the Hofstra Arena on the campus of Hofstra University in Hempstead,
NY, for the last of three presidential election debates. The debate will focus
on domestic and economic policy and will be moderated by Bob Schieffer, CBS News
chief Washington correspondent and host of “Face the Nation.” Coverage of this
historic event airs Wednesday, Oct. 15 (9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC) on
FOX. (SP-0916) (TV-N/A)
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16
--“HOLE
IN THE WALL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
IT’S NORTH VS. SOUTH AND GEEK
VS. GREEK
ON “HOLE IN THE WALL”
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16, ON FOX
HOLE IN THE WALL, the
body-bending, global game show phenomenon from the producers of AMERICAN IDOL
barges its way to America. As one of the fastest, funniest and wettest shows on
the planet, speed, agility and a hearty sense of humor are essential tools to
survive facing the Hole. Two teams of three will compete against each other in
multiple rounds of play, facing various barrier walls with weird and wacky
cut-out shapes speeding toward them. Each team must contort their bodies either
individually or in unison to fit through the wall or be swept away into a pool
below. The winning team will win $25,000 and the chance to compete against the
dreaded “Blind Wall” for an additional $100,000. In
the first match, the “Redneck Bama Boys” compete against the “New York Yanks” as
blue-collar comics from the South battle life-long New York Yankees fans. The
second game features the “Greek Goddesses” versus the “Pencil Pushers” as
sorority sisters compete against computer engineers on HOLE IN THE WALL airing
Thursday, Oct. 16 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOL-111/109)
(TV-PG L)
Hosts: Brooke
Burns and Mark Thompson
--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—Seascape—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
CHEF GORDON RAMSAY ATTEMPTS
TO CLEAN UP
ISLIP, NY, RESTAURANT
SEASCAPE
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16, ON FOX
Gordon visits Islip, NY, where a
mother/son team is running their beloved family restaurant, Seascape, into the
ground. A hard-headed chef, mixed with an inexperienced general manager, is a
recipe for disaster. Gordon needs to make some serious changes if this
restaurant is going to last through dinner service, and if the employees can’t
take the heat, they’ll be kicked out of the kitchen
in the “Seascape” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing
Wednesday, Oct. 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-106) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay
[EDITOR’S
NOTE: KN-106 replaces the previously announced episode of KITCHEN
NIGHTMARES.]
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: If NLCS Game #6 (SP-0917) is necessary, the baseball game will air
instead of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?.]
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 2: DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! is preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: Local
programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
**2-HOUR
EPISODE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
CC
THE SUPERMODEL AND THE
SUPERINTENDENT TEST THEIR SKILLS
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th
GRADER?”
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17, ON FOX
Supermodel Kathy
Ireland and the State Superintendent from Georgia attempt to graduate toward the
top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack
of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school.
These notable contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting
their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to
social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to
“cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real
grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on a
two-hour episode of
Are You Smarter Than
a 5th Grader?
airing Friday, Oct. 17 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-301/302)
(TV-PG)
Host: Jeff
Foxworthy
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: If NLCS Game #7 (SP-0918) is necessary, the baseball game will air
instead of the COPS episodes.]
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 2: AMERICA’S MOST WANTED is preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 3: Local
programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
--“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS
SPECIAL EDITION #4”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS MAKE THE ROADS SAFE
ON “COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS
SPECIAL EDITION #4”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX
Deputies in Palm Beach County,
FL spot a vehicle without proper tags in a known drug-trafficking area and the
situation goes from bad to worse for the suspect. An officer with the Portland,
OR, Police Bureau makes a traffic stop on a vehicle without license plates. When
a deputy in the Palm Beach County, FL, Sheriff’s Office spots the passenger of a
moving vehicle rolling a joint, things get sticky on COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS
SPECIAL EDITION #4 airing Saturday, Oct. 18 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(CP-2032) (TV-PG)
--“COPS:
COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
CRACKDOWN ON BURGLARS AND
NARCOTICS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX
When officers in
Pomona, CA, respond to a burglary call at a restaurant, a K-9 unit sniffs out
suspects looking for more than a free meal. In Martin County, FL, officers pull
over a vehicle with a busted brake light and discover that the driver, who was
just released from jail for possession, hasn’t cleaned up his act. Also, in Palm
Beach County, FL, a narcotic search on a crack house has some sobering
consequences on COPS: COAST TO COAST
airing Saturday, Oct. 18
(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2033) (TV-PG)
--“COPS:
BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #11”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
WILD WOMEN WITH WACKY AND
TACKY BEHAVIOR HEADLINE
“COPS: BAD GIRLS SPECIAL
EDITION #11”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX
When an officer in
Riverside, CA, spots a woman with a warrant out for her arrest, a struggle
ensues and the wild woman wrestles the officer until backup arrives. In Las
Vegas, an officer encounters a stolen vehicle that reveals a woman making a
desperate drug deal. Also, in Pomona, CA, a stolen-vehicle suspect is questioned
and officers are reminded that looks can be deceiving on COPS:
BAD GIRLS SPECIAL EDITION #11
airing Saturday, Oct. 18 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2035) (TV-PG L)
--“COPS: COAST TO
COAST”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS HEED THE CALL OF
DUTY
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX
Deputies in Palm Beach County,
FL, pull over a vehicle for running a red light and the situation escalates when
a foot chase ensues. When officers in Rialto, CA, pull over a vehicle, they
discover some incriminating evidence. Also featured are officers in Riverside,
CA, responding to an attempted suicide call on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing
Saturday, Oct. 18 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2036) (TV-PG L)
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
AUDRINA PATRIDGE BRINGS A
LITTLE “REALITY” TO THE SET
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, OCTOBER
18, ON FOX
Audrina Patridge, from reality
series “The Hills,” brings some real-life drama to the set of MADtv. Meanwhile,
a parody of Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” takes on a new meaning when Nicole
Parker and Arden Myrin play newlyweds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi on
MADtv airing Saturday, Oct. 18 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.
(MD-1402) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Crista Flanagan,
Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica
Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger
Guest Star: Audrina Patridge
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
REX LEE ASSISTS SPIKE IN SOME
LATE-NIGHT HUMOR
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, ON FOX
Rex Lee (“Entourage”) visits
TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN to chat with Spike. Late-nights have never been
this much fun and will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Catch the
outrageous antics and stunts
on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday,
Oct. 18 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-302) (TV-14 L)
Host: Spike
Feresten
Guest:
Rex Lee
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 4: SPK-302 replaces the previously announced episode of TALKSHOW
WITH
SPIKE FERESTEN.]
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30
PM ET/PT) CC
LISA BECOMES ADDICTED TO
SECONDHAND SMOKE
AND HOMER MANUFACTURES BEEF
JERKY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY,
OCTOBER 19, ON FOX
When Lisa convinces Marge to
pursue her childhood dream of becoming a ballerina by auditioning for the Chazz
Busby Ballet Academy, Chazz discovers Lisa’s natural talent and enrolls her in
the academy instead. During a break from practice, Lisa inhales her fellow
ballerinas’ cigarette smoke and attributes her improvement in ballet to smoking.
Lisa soon becomes addicted to secondhand smoke, with no chance of quitting in
sight. Meanwhile, Homer shows Bart his secret room where he manufactures beef
jerky, but when Homer realizes that a family of raccoons have made off with his
beef, he confronts the animals in the “Smoke on the Daughter” episode of THE
SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 19 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1908)
(TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as
Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson;
Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner;
Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Ballerina; Russi Taylor as Martin
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00
PM ET/PT) CC
spooktacular tales of the strange and the supernatural
ON
“THE SIMPSONS” sunday, OCTOBER 19, on fox
The frightfest begins in “Mr.
and Mrs. Simpson,” as Homer and Marge leave for what appears to be an ordinary
day. However, Homer is living a double life as a secret agent, and he is
assigned to eliminate Kent Brockman. When a mysterious woman blocks Homer’s shot
and tries to kill Brockman herself, Homer finds his competition hits a little
too close to home. In “E.T., Go Home,” Bart and Lisa come to the aid of Kodos,
the space alien who’s hiding from the government. Kodos asks them to help him
obtain a long list of devices so he can reconnect with his home planet, but his
intentions prove to be anything but friendly. In the final Halloween scare,
“Heck House,” Bart, Lisa and their friends spend Halloween night pulling pranks
on unsuspecting people in Springfield. When they go too far, Flanders decides
he’s going to spook them straight. Transforming the church into the “Heck
House,” Flanders conjures up supernatural powers and subjects the children to
his wrath of the seven deadly sins in the “Treehouse of Horror XVIII” episode of
THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 19 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SI-1816) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as
Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson;
Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner;
Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner.
--“THE
SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
BART SWAPS PLACES WITH HIS
EXACT LOOK-ALIKE
BUT SOON FINDS HIS NEW FAMILY
IS DOUBLE THE TROUBLE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY,
OCTOBER 19, ON FOX
Joe Montana Guest-Voices
When Lenny wins the lottery and
invites the Simpson family to a celebratory party at a posh hotel, Bart meets
his doppelganger, Simon Woosterfield, who happens to be a member of the richest
family in Springfield. Simon and Bart decide to switch places, and Bart arrives
at the lavish Woosterfield mansion only to find football great Joe Montana
(guest-voicing as himself) hanging around the estate. As Simon adjusts to the
simple life over at the Simpson household, Bart begins to notice his wealthy new
siblings acting strangely toward him. With some frightening words of wisdom from
Mr. Burns, Bart realizes his new siblings are plotting his demise so they can
inherit the Woosterfield family fortune all for themselves. Lisa and Simon must
reach Bart before he goes from riches to ditches in the all-new “Double, Double,
Boy in Trouble” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 19 (8:00-8:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1914) (TV-PG L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as
Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson;
Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner;
Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Devon
Guest Voice Cast: Joe Montana as
himself
--“KING
OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
HANK LEADS THE NOT-SO-WELCOME
WAGON
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX
After Hank and the guys fix up
the recently deceased Dotty Dwyer’s house, Dotty’s nephew sells the house to Ted
Wassonasong. But when Ted has construction workers tear down the home to make
way for a “McMansion,” the Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit
the City Council to protest the construction. When the Council denies their
request, Hank and the gang take advantage of a severe storm and add a little
punch to Mother Nature’s wrath in the all-new “Square-Footed Monster” episode of
KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(KH-1218) (TV-PG)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank
Hill and Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill;
Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and
Stephen Root as Bill
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
BRIAN AND STEWIE SQUARE-OFF
AGAINST THE THIRD REICH
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY,
OCTOBER 19, ON FOX
When Mort accidentally steps
into a time machine, Brian and Stewie follow him in order to bring him back. But
when they discover they’re in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion, things go
from bad to worse and the trio has to find a way back to Quahog safely in the
“Road to Germany” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Oct. 19 (9:00-9:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-608) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as
Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois
Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as
Cleveland
Guest Voice Cast: Johnny Brennan
as Mort
--“AMERICAN
DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN BECOMES BULLOCK’S
YES-MAN
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, ON FOX
When Stan becomes his boss’
go-to guy, he feels like he can’t say no to anything including outrageous
personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her
romantic Valentine’s Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces
Stan to say “NO” in the "One
Little Word” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, October 19
(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-318) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as
Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
Guest Voice Cast: Patrick
Stewart as Bullock
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEGGY!
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
Peggy is depressed that her birthday always ends up being a bust, so she vows to plan the party of the year. Hank, Bill, Boomhauer, Kahn, Luanne and the rest of the gang gather to celebrate with a disco-themed shindig on a mystery train, and everyone gets dressed in their sharpest 70s attire. Luanne ruins the mystery, and it becomes clear this is just another typical Peggy party. However, when a mystery couple tucks away in the train bathroom for some afternoon delight, a new mystery unfolds when the passengers try to find out who did the deed in the “Strangeness on a Train” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1210) (TV-PG D)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PICKPOCKETING MIX-UP
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
Fred Willard Makes Guest Voice Appearance
When Hank accidentally lifts another man's wallet, the man becomes bent out of shape and vows revenge. Hank, Bill and Boomhauer try to return the wallet to his home and the man decides to chase the guys all the way to the new sports bar where Dale works. The man is apprehended by Officer Brown (Fred Willard) at the restaurant, and the men of Arlen are safe. Meanwhile, Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and as a punishment, he is assigned to follow Officer Brown around town in the “Cops and Robert” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1211) (TV-PG L, V)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.
Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard as Officer Brown
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
BART MAKES THE ULTIMATE PRANK CALL
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
Denis Leary and Brian Grazer Make Guest Voice Appearances
In order to save up money to buy a cell phone, Bart takes a job at a country club retrieving golf balls. While at the course, Bart watches celebrities, including Leary (guest-starring as himself) playing a round. When Leary’s cell phone rings just as he is about to take a swing, he furiously throws the phone in the air and it lands right next to Bart. Bart decides to keep the cell and makes prank calls to all over the world pretending to be Leary. He even accepts a job offer from famed producer Grazer (guest-starring as himself) to star in the film version of “Everyone Poops.” When Marge discovers what Bart has been up to, she confiscates the device and calls Leary to return the phone. But Leary has a better idea, and instructs Marge to activate the GPS system on the phone so she can track Bart’s every move. Bart quickly catches on and devises a plan that sends the family on a wild goose chase all the way to Machu Picchu in the “Lost Verizon” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1915) (TV-PG D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner
Guest Voice Cast: Denis Leary as himself; Brian Grazer as himself
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
HANK GOES GREEN
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane illegally dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests the company go green. Once the ladies of Arlen hear of Strickland Propane’s eco-efforts, Dale decides to assist Strickland with their carbon offsets to garner the attention of the girls. To impress the ladies, Dale organizes an earth benefit concert that goes wrong in an all-new episode of “Earthy Girls are Easy” on KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1217) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
PETER FINDS THE WORD
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune “The Bird’s the Word,” Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, when he runs into a familiar face. Realizing that it is the one and only Jesus Christ, Peter wants the world to know that he and J.C. are BFFs in the “I Dream of Jesus” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-605) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland
Guest Voice Cast: Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook; Alex Breckenridge as Nicole Ritchie and Crowd; Johnny Brennan as Mort; James Burkholder as Kid #1; Kirker Butler as George W. Bush; Steve Callaghan as James Dean and Quahog Citizen #1; Chris Cox as Waiter and Passerby/Crowd; Theron Fuselier as Guard; Ralph Garman as Manager, Scientist, Maitre d’ and Guy; Mark Hentemann as Male Voices and Audience Member #1; Russ Leatherman as Moviefone Guy; Amanda MacDonald as Lindsay Lohan; Debra Wilson Skelton as Star Jones; Danny Smith as Alan Sherman Record, Sheriff and Audience Member #2; Alex Sulkin as Clerk and Jesus Christ; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Adam West as Mayor West
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S THE THREE FACES OF ROGER
ON “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing “Matlock” for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar. Meanwhile, the rest of the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon on "The One That Got Away” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, October 5 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-316) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
Guest Voice Cast: Diane Delano as Supervisor; John DiMaggio as Homeless Guy #1; Paige King as Clerk; Matt McKenna as Homeless Guy #3 and Mr. Stashwick; Diane Robin as Jewelry Clerk; Lew Schneider as Nerdy Radio Host #1 & #2; JK Simmons as McCreary
MONDAY, OCTOBER 6
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET SURFACE
ON “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX
John and Derek infiltrate a military academy in order to protect an integral member of the future resistance. Meanwhile, Weaver’s first assignment for Ellison takes an interesting turn of events when he discovers a specter from his own past in the “Goodbye to All That” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Oct. 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-203) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor; Thomas Dekker as John Connor; Summer Glau as Cameron; Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Richard T. Jones as James Ellison; Garret Dillahunt as Cromartie; Shirley Manson as Catherine Weaver; Leven Rambin as Riley
Guest Cast: Jonathan Jackson as Kyle Reese; Dean Norris as Nelson; Billy Unger as Marty; Will Rothhaar as Martin Bedell; Rene Heger as Pyle; Patrick Kilpatick as the Terminator; David Cheaney as Martin Bedell (other); Beau Billingslea as General Hobbes; Johnny D’Agostino as Bartender; Bobby Sue Luther as Bar Skank; Alexandra Raines as Marty’s mom; Garland Spencer as Senior Cadet
--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)—CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S VEGAS, BABY! THE GANG HITS THE LAS VEGAS STRIP
IN SEARCH OF THE NEXT CARD HOLDER;
LINCOLN INFORMS SARAH OF MICHAEL’S PAST;
GRETCHEN AND T-BAG TEAM UP;
WHISTLER’S BIRD BOOK GETS MAPPED OUT
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, OCTOBER 6, ON FOX
Lincoln takes members of the team to Las Vegas where Sucre gets an indecent proposal. Sarah learns about Michael’s condition, and Roland pushes his luck too far. Gretchen teams up with T-Bag who makes an offer to Michael he cannot refuse. Meanwhile, the secrets in Whistler’s bird book are finally revealed in the “Five the Hard Way” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Oct. 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-407) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Michael Rapaport as Don Self; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone
Guest Cast: Cress Williams as Wyatt; James Hiroyuki Liao as Roland Glenn; Shannon Lucio as Trishanne; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Dameon Clarke as Andrew Blaunder; Jude Ciccolella as Howard Scuderi; Amanda Tosch as Alexa
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7
[EDITOR’S NOTE: FRINGE is preempted this evening.]
--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
House and the team treat A teenager with a facial deformity
ON “house” tuesday, OCTOBER 7, on fox
A documentary film crew is chronicling a teenager with a major facial deformity who opts to undergo a dramatic reconstructive procedure. When the patient suffers a heart attack just prior to the surgery, House and the team are called in to determine the cause, since the surgery cannot proceed until the patient’s cardiac condition is diagnosed. With the film crew covering their every move, Cameron and Chase are especially self-conscious, and House looks for ways to escape from the cameras. Meanwhile, House finds himself distracted by several of the candidates vying for a spot on his team, and he questions his motives for having chosen them in the “Ugly” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Oct. 7 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-407) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase
Guest Cast: Khleo Thomas as Kenny; Michael Michelle as Samira Terzi; Laurie Fortier as Darnell; Michael Whaley as Joe; Adam Pilver as Cranio Surgeon; Michael Adler as E.R. Patient; David Campbell as Plastic Surgeon; David Um Nakase as Physician; Mandy Schneider as Pretty Woman; Lily Howe as Jenny; Troy Vincent as Father; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
**FOX NEWS SPECIAL**—“PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION DEBATE #2”—(9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC)—CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES MEET FOR THE SECOND OF THREE DEBATES
LEADING UP TO ELECTION DAY
The presidential candidates, including Democratic nominee Barack Obama and Republican nominee John McCain, will meet at the Curb Event Center on the campus of Belmont University in Nashville, TN, for the second of three presidential election debates. The debate will have a town-hall meeting format and will be moderated by Tom Brokaw, special correspondent and former anchor of “NBC Nightly News.” Coverage of this historic event airs Tuesday, Oct. 7 (9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC) on FOX. (SP-0908) (TV-N/A)
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Times have been adjusted for DVR accuracy.]
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
BRENNAN AND BOOTH’S LATEST CASE
TURNS OUT TO BE A REAL BATTLE OF THE SEXES
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8, ON FOX
When skeletal remains are found in the Chesapeake Bay, Brennan and Booth are on the case to investigate. With only the upper torso of the victim intact, the team has little to work from besides the remnants of the victim’s breast implants. Brennan and Booth are led to a small church community in Maryland where the victim was a pastor, but they have no record of her existence prior to moving to the small town five years prior. When the victim’s lower half is discovered, the team realizes their initial assumptions about the victim may not be correct. As Sweets lends insight to the victim’s psychological state and Brennan’s latest grad student adds his own offbeat observations, the team must decipher who would have wanted her dead. From possible love interests to her family to the parishioners at the church where she was a pastor, the anatomy of the case is very misleading in “The He in the She” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Oct. 8 (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-315) (TV-14 D, V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Ryan Cartwright as Vincent Nigel-Murray; David Gallagher as Ryan Stephenson; Nancy Youngblut as Cecilia Stephenson; Blake Shields as Chuck Kennedy; John Livingston as Wade Schmidt; Bruce Thomas as JP Gratton; Sylva Kelegian as Rita Gratton; Mark Doerr as Patrick Stephenson; Dustin Hess as Hippie #1; Brett Gilbert as Hippie #2
--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:01-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
KENNY DECIDES A LITTLE SNIP WILL PLEASE HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND
ON “‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8, ON FOX
Alan Thicke Guest-Stars
Kenny freaks out after losing his swim trunks at a water park and his new girlfriend notices he isn’t circumcised. When he decides to go under the knife, Joy is impressed by his efforts to please a girl he hardly knows and badgers Eddie to do more nice things for her. Eddie tries to get Kenny to back out of his decision so he won’t have to accompany Joy to six weeks of musicals in the park and takes him to a bris so he can see what circumcision looks like on the “Circumdecision” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Oct. 8 (9:01-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-303) (TV-PG D, L, S)
Cast: Brad Garrett as Eddie; Joely Fisher as Joy; JB Smoove as Kenny
Guest Cast: Kym Whitley as Tina; Alan Thicke as Himself; Ty Barnett as Reggie; Amad Jackson as Charles; Ken Sagoes as Byron; Ken Jeong as Dr. Park; George Wynter as Rabbi
--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EVERYONE WANTS A LITTLE MYSTERY
ON “‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8, ON FOX
Joy discovers that Eddie has been hiding his favorite meatball-sandwich shop from her. This helps her come to the realization that they can’t keep secrets from each other anymore because they’ve been married so long and seem to know everything about each other. Meanwhile, Steph’s comments about her less-than-mysterious marriage prompt Joy to propose that she and Eddie come up with a new secret in hopes of spicing things up in the “Secret Meatball” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Oct. 8 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-218) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast: JB Smoove as Kenny; Vicki Lewis as Melissa; Nick Bakay as Karl; Parvesh Cheena as Leo
[EDITOR’S NOTE: TIL-218 replaces the previously announced episode of DO NOT DISTURB.]
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9
[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: HOLE IN THE WALL and KITCHEN NIGHTMARES are preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—NLCS GAME #1—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES ACTION
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9, ON FOX
FOX Sports presents live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2008 postseason with Game 1 of the National League Championship Series. Teams, sites and broadcasters TBA. The game airs Thursday, Oct. 9 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0909) (TV-N/A)
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10
--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“JEOPARDY!” CHAMP KEN JENNINGS TRIES TO SET ANOTHER RECORD
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10, ON FOX
Ken Jennings, the man with the longest winning streak in “Jeopardy!” history, attempts to become the winningest game show contestant of all time when he plays for $1 million. ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? is the atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? airing Friday, Oct. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-307) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
A COUNTRY GIRL RETURNS TO LOCK-IN THE MILLION-DOLLAR LYRIC$
ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? A country girl who yodels continues to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen, but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will she belt out the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Friday, Oct. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-138) (TV-PG)
Host: Wayne Brady
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11
--“COPS: WHAT! WHO ME?”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
CROSS-DRESSING CRIMINAL CUFFED ON “COPS: WHAT! WHO ME?”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX
When deputies in Broward County, FL, respond to a call in an area known for illegal activity and gambling, suspects make a run for their money. Deputies in San Diego County, CA, follow leads from a burglary to pursue suspects, and officers in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, pull over a confused cross-dressing suspect on an all-new COPS: WHAT! WHO ME? airing Saturday, Oct. 11 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2106) (TV-PG L)
--“COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? #2”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
SHIFTY BEHAVIOR CUFFS SUSPECTS ON
“COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? #2”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX
Officers in Palm Beach County, FL, encounter an armed robbery suspect “sleeping” in the woods. When officers in Las Vegas, NV, respond to a home invasion call, they soon discover the suspect may be no stranger to the victim. Officers in Rialto, CA find a man on parole for involuntary manslaughter suspected of drug possession and dealing on COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? #2 airing Saturday, Oct. 11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2030) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Oct. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2206) (TV-PG V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
JERRY O’CONNELL MAKES A SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE
WHILE OBAMA AND MCCAIN RIDE THE HOT TAMALE TRAIN
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX
Jerry O’Connell plays “John Edwards” in “Viva La Cheata,” a parody of the music video for Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida.” Keegan-Michael Key and Erica Ash are “Barack and Michelle Obama” and they join Bobby Lee and Arden Myrin as “John and Cindy McCain” in a spoof of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE: Presidential Edition on MADtv airing Saturday, Oct. 11 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1401) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger
Guest: Jerry O’Connell
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
INDULGE IN SOME MIDNIGHT MADNESS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, ON FOX
TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten will keep you on the edge of your seat with laughter with its fresh approach to the conventional late-night format by featuring celebrity guests, musical acts, eclectic performance pieces and irreverent comedy sketches, both inside the studio and out on the streets of Los Angeles on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Oct. 11 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-305) (TV-14 L)
Host: Spike Feresten
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 12
[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]
[EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local programming will air in primetime on the West Coast.]
**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL—NLCS GAME #3—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES ACTION
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 12, ON FOX
FOX Sports presents live HD coverage of Major League Baseball’s 2008 postseason with Game #3 of the National League Championship Series. Teams, sites and broadcasters TBA. The game airs Sunday, Oct. 12 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0910) (TV-N/A)
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to
the preceding NFL doubleheader, AMERICAN DAD at 7:00 PM and
7:30 PM
will air on the West Coast only.]
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
HAYLEY BECOMES A SECRET AGENT
MA’AM
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
Patrick Stewart and Niecy
Nash Make Guest Voice Appearances
When Hayley decides to move to
France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her
including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA.
Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley
against the advice of his boss, Bullock (Stewart). Everything is going fine
until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will
be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick
Tracys in the “Haylias” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing
Sunday, Sept. 28 (7:00-7:30 PM
PT) on FOX. (DAD-304) (TV-14 D, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as
Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
Guest Voice Cast: Jeff Fischer
as Himself, Patrick Stewart as Bullock, Fred Tatasciore as Senator, John Ennis
as Tex and Driver, Rolando Molina as Mex, Andre Sogliuzzo as Dill, Ying Liu as
Female Announcer, Karen Maruyama as Woman, Fred Tatasciore as Bill Elliot,
Martin Mull as Father Donovan, Niecy Nash as Angel
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
BUSH FALLS OFF THE WAGON
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
When Stan enters an
essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for
dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep.
However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan’s excitement. Haley tries
to drill President Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince
him that they’ve found Osama Bin Laden but instead get him drunk after 15 years
of sobriety. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation while
Hayley revels in his fall from glory in the “Bush Comes to Dinner” episode of
AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Sept. 28 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-213)
(TV-14 L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as
Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and
President Bush.
Guest Voice Cast: Patrick
Stewart as Bullock; Stephen Root as Dick and Co-Worker #4; and Bobby Lee as
Korean Man
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“THE
SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER THE BOUNTY HUNTER
TRACKS DOWN CRIMINALS
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“THE SIMPSONS”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX
Robert Forster (“Jackie
Brown”) and Joe Mantegna
Make Guest Voice Appearances
Homer is sent to jail after a
haphazard, booze-free brawl at the Springfield St. Patrick’s Day parade. When he
goes to get his bail bond, Homer meets Lucky Jim (guest voice Forster) and Wolf
the Bounty Hunter and decides to try his own hand at the lucrative profession.
The new-and-improved Homer the Bounty Hunter soon teams up with Ned Flanders to
create quite the unlikely bounty-hunting duo, but when Homer’s new no-mercy
attitude gets the best of him, Flanders is less than impressed. Meanwhile,
unbeknownst to her, Marge begins working at an erotic bakery
in the “Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes” season
premiere episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (8:00-8:30 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1917) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as
Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson;
Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner;
Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner
Guest Voice Cast: Robert Forster
as Lucky Jim and Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony
**SEASON
PREMIERE**—“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
BILL GETS A SUGAR RUSH
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX
Bill, unwilling to change his
sugary eating habits, is diagnosed with diabetes. After deciding to use a
wheelchair (which he really doesn’t need), he is befriended by a rugby player
named Thunder, who teaches him how to be independent. But their friendship is
strained when Thunder realizes Bill isn’t really disabled in the “Dia-BILL-ic
Shock” season premiere episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 28
(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1216) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank
Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill;
Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill
**SEASON
PREMIERE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
BRIAN AND CLEVELAND COMPETE
FOR LOVE
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX
When Brian meets Carolyn, the
girl of his dreams, he decides to follow Stewie’s advice to take things slow.
This drives Carolyn crazy, and she soon moves on to another man. When Brian
discovers Cleveland is the new man, he does whatever it takes (even if it means
involving Cleveland’s ex-wife, Loretta) to win Carolyn back in the “Love
Blactually” season premiere episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 28
(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-603) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as
Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as
Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry
as Cleveland.
Guest Voice Cast: Kat Foster as
Carolyn; John Viener as Announcer, Announcer #2, Baseball Announcer #2, Fjurg
Van Der Ploeg, Henry Kissinger, Mark Wahlberg and Matthew Fox; Alec Sulkin as
Baseball Announcer #1 and Voice; Ralph Garman as Conductor, Reporter and Voice
in Bushes; Kirker Butler as First Caterpillar, Man, Member of Symphony; Alex
Breckenridge as Jane, Kate and Roxanne; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Meredith
Baxter as herself; Danny Smith as Second Caterpillar, Suitor, T.V. Announcer.
**SEASON
PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
ROGER CELEBRATES HIS BIRTHDAY
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF
“AMERICAN DAD”
The Smith family
gets ready to celebrate Roger’s big 1-6-double-0 but are sidetracked by Steve’s
horrifying announcement that he’s going through puberty! With the wounds still
fresh from Hayley going through “the change” in their minds, Stan and Francine
use experimental medicine to try and bypass the growing pains of having another
teenager with raging hormones. Meanwhile, Roger gets the shaft from the family
and tries to make his own birthday fun on the season premiere "1600 Candles”
episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (DAD-320) (TV-14 D, L)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as
Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 29
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
CLUES FROM CAMERON’S PAST ARE
REVEALED
ON “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH
CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX
A software glitch causes Cameron
to forget who she is. She goes missing from the Connors and is taken in by a
street kid named Jody. Cameron and Jody end up at a halfway house where Cameron
meets with a social worker who uncovers some of Cameron’s distant memories.
Meanwhile, Catherine Weaver meets with Agent Ellison to discuss his future at
Zeira Corp, and Ellison does some digging into Weaver’s past in the “Allison
from Palmdale” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing
Monday, Sept. 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-204) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah
Connor; Thomas Dekker as John Connor; Summer Glau as Cameron; Brian Austin Green
as Derek Reese; Richard T. Jones as James Ellison; Garret Dillahunt as Cromartie;
Shirley Manson as Catherine Weaver; Leven Rambin as Riley
Guest Cast: Busy Philipps as
Kacy Corbin; Leah Pipes as Jody; Jon Huertas as Trevor; Jillian Armenante as
Rita; Garvin Funches as Police Officer; Fay Wolf as Lila; Enrico Natale as
Customer; Roberto Sanchez as Desk Sergeant; Jeff Leaf as Helmut; Ralph Cole as
Male Prostitute; Amy Tolsky as Housewife; Ali Chen as Secretary; Laura Leyva as
Doctor; Ace Gibson as Slacker; Jessica Makinson as Woman/Mrs. Young; Ray
Conchado as Security Guard; Mackenzie Smith as Savannah
--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT)— CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
A DAY AT THE RACES PROVES
ARRESTING FOR MAHONE;
GRETCHEN HAS A FAMILY
REUNION; T-BAG PUTS THE PIECES TOGETHER;
AND WYATT TARGETS AGENT SELF
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY,
SEPTEMBER 29, ON FOX
Michael and the gang track a key
card holder to a racetrack while Mahone gets caught with something invaluable.
Gretchen has a family reunion, and Self lands on Wyatt’s radar. T-Bag begins to
unravel Whistler’s code in the “Blow Out” episode of PRISON BREAK airing
Monday, Sept. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-406) (TV-14 V)
Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln
Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara
Tancredi; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone;
Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Jodi
Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Michael Rapaport as Don Self
Guest Cast: Cress Williams as
Wyatt; James Hiroyuki Liao as Roland Glenn; Shannon Lucio as Trishanne; Leon
Russom as Pad Man; Dameon Clarke as Andrew Blaunder; Heather McComb as Emily;
John Sanderford as Nathaneal Edison; Brian Poth as Brian Anderson
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30
--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
A STRUGGLING
ARTIST FALLS ILL AND THE TEAM MUST USE A DISCERNING EYE TO UNCOVER WHAT MAY BE
HIDING BELOW THE SURFACE
ON “HOUSE”
TUESDAY, SEPTEMEBER 30, ON FOX
Breckin Meyer
and Michael Weston Guest-Star
House and the team take on the
case of a struggling artist (guest star Breckin Meyer) who has been painting
bizarre portraits. His undiagnosed illness is distorting his perception,
threatening to undermine his career, his relationships and everything else in
his life. The team soon finds out that he hasn’t sold anything lately and is on
three separate drug trials to pay the bills. House must unlock the puzzle of
which drugs are causing which symptoms before it’s too late. Meanwhile, House
continues to have private investigator Lucas Douglas (guest star Michael Weston)
dig up dirt on everyone on his team, including Taub who is having trouble in his
marriage in the “Adverse Events” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Sept. 30
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-503) (TV-14 D, S)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory
House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert
Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron;
Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as
Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast: Michael Weston as
Lucas Douglas; Breckin Meyer as Brandon; Jennifer Crystal Foley as Rachel Taub;
Marika Dominczyk as Heather; Sarah Knowlton as Susan; Drew Powell as Anthony
--“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
APPEARANCE OF MYSTERIOUS
CYNLINDER TRIGGERS
ODD BEHAVIOR AND SURPRISING
REVELATIONS
ON “FRINGE” TUESDAY,
SEPTEMBER 30, ON FOX
After a deadly explosion rocks a
construction site in New York City, Broyles solicits the aid of our unlikely
threesome to investigate a strange cylinder mysteriously found at the scene
completely unharmed by the surrounding devastation. After Olivia uncovers an
unbelievable commonality between disturbing events, Dr. Bishop takes matters
into his own hands and Peter is forced into field duty, it almost seems as if
the untraceable object is triggering the series of odd behaviors, unexpected
events and surprising revelations in “The Arrival” episode of FRINGE airing
Tuesday, Sept. 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-104) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia
Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance
Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John
Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp; Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth
Guest Cast: Nestor Serrano,
Michael Kelly and Michael Cerveris
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR
BOOTH AND BRENNAN
AS THEY INVERSTIGATE AN
OFFICE MANAGER’S MYSTERIOUS DEATH
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER
1, ON FOX
When the remains
of a much-disliked company office manager are found in a building elevator
shaft, Booth and Brennan must find out which one of the employees had reason to
murder the victim. From a recently fired employee to the victim’s own boss, the
team realizes this office manager had more than their share of complaints to
file. Meanwhile, Brennan’s bleak and morbidly realistic grad student lends his
insight to the case, and Hodgins and Angela try to navigate their post break-up
relationship in
“The Crank in the Shaft” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Oct. 1
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-318) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr.
Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne
as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr.
Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Katharine Leonard
as Christine Gertin; Ewan Chung as Chip Yap; Devin McGinn as Ted Russo; Pete
Gardner as Gary Flannery; Omi Vaidya as Hamid Hirani; Edward James Gage as Stan
Nokes; Joel David Moore as Colin Fisher; David Greenman as FBI Forensic Tech
Marcus Geier; Kim Robillard as Dave Farfield
--“’TIL
DEATH”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JOY ARE HAPPY ABOUT
ALLISON’S BREAKUP
UNTIL THEY FIND OUT HER
BOYFRIEND IS LOADED
ON “‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY,
OCTOBER 1, ON FOX
Eddie and Joy’s daughter,
Allison, comes home from college for a visit. She and her hippie boyfriend argue
and decide to break up, which is fine with Eddie until he finds out that Doug is
wealthy. Eddie and Joy then try to get the two back together by inviting Doug
over for an organic dinner feast. Meanwhile, Kenny just wants them to get back
together so he can get his bedroom back on the “Sugar
Dougie” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Oct. 1 (9:00-9:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-305) (TV-PG D, L, S, V).
Cast: Brad
Garrett, Joely Fisher and JB Smoove
--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby
Digital 5.1
THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
ON “’TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1, ON FOX
When Eddie and Joy spend a
romantic night out in the city, Joy becomes enamored with city life and decides
they should move downtown. Eddie tries to convince her to keep their house in
the suburbs, but a visit to a new downtown loft development tempts him with
fancy modern conveniences and causes him to reconsider his decision
in the “Philadelphia Freedom” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Oct. 1
(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-211) (TV-PG D, L, S)
Cast: Brad
Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast:
Nick Bakay as Karl; Christopher Shea as Todd; Toni Trucks as Randy
[EDITOR’S
NOTE: TIL-211 replaces the previously announced episode of DO NOT
DISTURB.
DND-105
will be rescheduled for a later date.]
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: KITCHEN NIGHTMARES is preempted this evening.]
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 2: HOL-109/121 replaces the previously announced TBA episode of HOLE IN
THE WALL.]
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 3: HOL-121/113 replaces the previously announced episode of HOLE IN THE
WALL.]
--“HOLE
IN THE WALL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
IT’S “FLAVOR OF LOVE” VS.
“ROCK OF LOVE” AND RAP VS. ROCK
ON “HOLE IN THE WALL”
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2, ON FOX
HOLE IN THE WALL, the
body-bending, global game show phenomenon from the producers of AMERICAN IDOL
barges its way to America. As one of the fastest, funniest and wettest shows on
the planet, speed, agility and a hearty sense of humor are essential tools to
survive facing the Hole. Two teams of three will compete against each other in
multiple rounds of play, facing various barrier walls with weird and wacky
cut-out shapes speeding toward them. Each team must contort their bodies either
individually or in unison to fit through the wall or be swept away into a pool
below. The winning team will win $25,000 and the chance to compete against the
dreaded “Blind Wall” for an additional $100,000. In
the first match, the “Freedom Rappers” compete against the “Guitar Heroes” as
hip-hop musicians take on rock-n-rollers. The second game features a battle
between reality-show vixens as the “Flavor of Love” women (Pumkin, Buckwild and
Saaphyri) challenge the “Rock of Love” women (Ambre, Destiney and Jessica) on
HOLE IN THE WALL airing Thursday, Oct. 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (HOL-121/113) (TV-PG L)
Hosts: Brooke
Burns and Mark Thompson
**FOX
NEWS SPECIAL**—“VICE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION DEBATE”—(9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM
PT-CC)—CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
CANDIDATES FOR VICE PRESIDENT
MEET TO DEBATE IN ST. LOUIS
The vice presidential
candidates, including Democratic nominee Joseph Biden and Republican nominee
Sarah Palin, will meet at the Field House Gymnasium on the campus of Washington
University in St. Louis, MO, for the only vice presidential election debate of
2008. Topics of discussion will include foreign and domestic issues, and the
evening will be moderated by Gwen Ifill, senior correspondent, “The NewsHour,”
and moderator/managing editor of “Washington Week” on PBS. Coverage of this
historic event airs Thursday, Oct. 2 (9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC) on
FOX. (SP-0907) (TV-N/A)
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3
--“ARE
YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
WILL A FORMER NASA ASTRONAUT
GET A GOLD STAR
OR WILL HE SPACE OUT ON “ARE
YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3, ON FOX
The sky’s the
limit when an former NASA astronaut competes for $1 million on this atypical
quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much
they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These contestants find themselves in
a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging
from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone,
however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have
the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they
think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th
GRADER? airing
Friday, Oct. 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-306) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff
Foxworthy
--“DON’T
FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
WILL A CITY BOY
AND A COUNTRY GIRL LOCK IN THE RIGHT LYRICS?
FIND OUT ON
“DON’T
FORGET THE LYRICS!”
We all think we
know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake,
will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be
at a loss for words? A mortgage broker from New York and a country girl who
yodels take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are
projected on screen, but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will
they belt out the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady
hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Friday, Oct. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-137) (TV-PG)
Host: Wayne Brady
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4
--“COPS: COAST TO
COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS PATROL AND CAMERAS
CAPTURE CRIMINALS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
Detectives in Broward County,
FL, respond to a call in a known drug-trafficking area and question a suspect
who attempts to flee. Also featured are deputies in Rancho Cucamonga, CA,
investigating a crime scene where the suspect leaves clues to his whereabouts.
Deputies in San Diego, CA, respond to a domestic-violence call for a repeat
offender on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Oct. 4
(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2105) (TV-PG)
--“COPS: CRIMES IN
PROGRESS SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS ARE IN HOT PURSUIT
ON “COPS: CRIMES IN PROGRESS
SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
When Detective Aaron Vigil of
the Rialto, CA, Police Department assists fellow officers in a pursuit of an
intoxicated and dangerous suspect, the situation gets intense after the bandit
involves innocent bystanders. Also featured is Deputy Jeffery Grant of the
Hillsborough, FL, County Sheriff’s Office, who stops a vehicle in a known drug
area and finds that the situation is not all it’s cracked up to be on COPS:
CRIMES IN PROGRESS SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Oct. 4 (8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2006) (TV-PG)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED:
AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA
FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting
program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering
citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth
look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to
protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and
missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs
Saturday, Oct. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2205) (TV-PG V)
Host: John
Walsh
[EDITOR’S
NOTE: Parental rating for MW-2205 has been updated.]
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC
IT’S POLITICS AS NOT-SO-USUAL
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, OCTOBER
4, ON FOX
Nicole Parker debuts her
impression of “Sarah Palin” when MADtv brings on the late-night political
laughter with an all-new episode of MADtv’s “Best of Politics.” Keegan-Michael
key is “Barack Obama,” Erica Ash is “Michelle Obama,” while Bobby Lee introduces
his “John McCain” and Arden Myrin debuts her “Cindy McCain.” The group hosts
all-new sketches along with the some returning favorites of presidents, senators
and scandals in the best of political sketches and parodies in an all-new
episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Oct. 4 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on
FOX. (MD-1404) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast:
Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker,
Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
NIECY NASH BRINGS ON THE
LAUGHS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, ON FOX
Niecy Nash, star of the new FOX
comedy series DO NOT DISTURB, will stop by the studio to sit down with Spike and
join in on the late-night humor. TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten will keep you on
the edge of your seat with laughter with its fresh approach to the conventional
late-night format by featuring celebrity guests,
musical acts, eclectic performance pieces
and irreverent comedy sketches, both inside the studio and out on the
streets of Los Angeles on an all new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN
airing Saturday, Oct. 4
(Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-304) (TV-14 L)
Host: Spike
Feresten
Guest:
Niecy Nash
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5
--“KING
OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEGGY!
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
Peggy is depressed that her
birthday always ends up being a bust, so she vows to plan the party of the year.
Hank, Bill, Boomhauer, Kahn, Luanne and the rest of the gang gather to celebrate
with a disco-themed shindig on a mystery train, and everyone gets dressed in
their sharpest 70s attire. Luanne ruins the mystery, and it becomes clear this
is just another typical Peggy party. However, when a mystery couple tucks away
in the train bathroom for some afternoon delight, a new mystery unfolds when the
passengers try to find out who did the deed in the “Strangeness on a Train”
episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (KH-1210) (TV-PG D)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank
Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill;
Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and
Stephen Root as Bill.
--“KING
OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PICKPOCKETING MIX-UP
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
Fred Willard Makes Guest
Voice Appearance
When Hank
accidentally lifts another man's wallet, the man becomes bent out of shape and
vows revenge. Hank, Bill and Boomhauer try to return the wallet to his home and
the man decides to chase the guys all the way to the new sports bar where Dale
works. The man is apprehended by Officer Brown (Fred Willard) at the
restaurant, and the men of Arlen are safe. Meanwhile, Bobby is falsely accused
of a crime at school and as a punishment, he is assigned to follow Officer Brown
around town in the
“Cops and Robert” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 5
(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1211) (TV-PG L, V)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank
Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill;
Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and
Stephen Root as Bill.
Guest Voice Cast: Fred Willard
as Officer Brown
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30
PM ET/PT) CC
BART MAKES THE ULTIMATE PRANK
CALL
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY,
OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
Denis Leary and Brian Grazer
Make Guest Voice Appearances
In order to save up money to buy
a cell phone, Bart takes a job at a country club retrieving golf balls. While at
the course, Bart watches celebrities, including Leary (guest-starring as
himself) playing a round. When Leary’s cell phone rings just as he is about to
take a swing, he furiously throws the phone in the air and it lands right next
to Bart. Bart decides to keep the cell and makes prank calls to all over the
world pretending to be Leary. He even accepts a job offer from famed producer
Grazer (guest-starring as himself) to star in the film version of “Everyone
Poops.” When Marge discovers what Bart has been up to, she confiscates the
device and calls Leary to return the phone. But Leary has a better idea, and
instructs Marge to activate the GPS system on the phone so she can track Bart’s
every move. Bart quickly catches on and devises a plan that sends the family on
a wild goose chase all the way to Machu Picchu in the
“Lost Verizon” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 5
(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1915) (TV-PG D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as
Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson;
Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner;
Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner
Guest Voice Cast: Denis Leary as
himself; Brian Grazer as himself
--“KING
OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
HANK GOES GREEN
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
When a local paper plans to run
a story about Strickland Propane illegally dumping old propane tanks into the
river, Hank suggests the company go green. Once the ladies of Arlen hear of the
eco-efforts made by the company, Dale decides to make to help out Strickland
with their carbon off-sets to garner the attention of the girls. To impress the
ladies, Dale organizes an earth benefit concert that goes wrong in an all-new
episode of “Earthy Girls are Easy” on KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Oct. 5
(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1217) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank
Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill;
Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and
Stephen Root as Bill
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
PETER FINDS THE WORD
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
When Peter re-discovers his love
for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune “The Bird’s the Word,”
Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the
song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every
record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, when he runs into a
familiar face. Realizing that it is the one and only Jesus Christ, Peter wants
the world to know that he and J.C. are BFFs in the “I Dream of Jesus” episode of
FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Oct. 5 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-605)
(TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as
Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois
Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as
Cleveland
Guest Voice Cast: Ike Barinholtz
as Dane Cook; Alex Breckenridge as Nicole Ritchie and Crowd; Johnny Brennan as
Mort; James Burkholder as Kid #1; Kirker Butler as George W. Bush; Steve
Callaghan as James Dean and Quahog Citizen #1; Chris Cox as Waiter and
Passerby/Crowd; Theron Fuselier as Guard; Ralph Garman as Manager, Scientist,
Maitre d’ and Guy; Mark Hentemann as Male Voices and Audience Member #1; Russ
Leatherman as Moviefone Guy; Amanda MacDonald as Lindsay Lohan; Debra Wilson
Skelton as Star Jones; Danny Smith as Alan Sherman Record, Sheriff and Audience
Member #2; Alex Sulkin as Clerk and Jesus Christ; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Adam
West as Mayor West
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S THE THREE FACES OF ROGER
ON “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY,
OCTOBER 5, ON FOX
When Roger
discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is
identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing
“Matlock” for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things
are not quite right and seem all too familiar. Meanwhile, the rest of the Smith
family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon on "The One That Got Away” episode
of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, October 5 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(DAD-316) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as
Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael
MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
Guest Voice Cast: Diane Delano
as Supervisor; John DiMaggio as Homeless Guy #1; Paige King as Clerk; Matt
McKenna as Homeless Guy #3 and Mr. Stashwick; Diane Robin as Jewelry Clerk; Lew
Schneider as Nerdy Radio Host #1 & #2; JK Simmons as McCreary
When Francine’s birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine’s new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney’s heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children in the “Tears of a Clooney” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-204) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.
Guest Voice Cast: Andre Sogliuzzo as George Clooney; Kate Jackson as herself; Paget Brewster as Raina and John DiMaggio as Petkov.
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
LISA RISES TO SHOWBIZ STARDOM
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX
Drew Carey Makes Guest Voice Appearance
90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon Begins
As Krusty’s new assistant, Lisa steals the spotlight and gets her own television show, leaving Krusty behind. But when she’s honored as Entertainer of the Year at the Springfield Media Awards, she realizes that the she may not be cut out for showbiz after all. Meanwhile, Bart and Homer spend some time bonding through their newfound love of coin-collecting in the “All About Lisa” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1913) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as J.C.; Russi Taylor as Martin
Guest Voice Cast: Drew Carey as himself
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER FULFILLS HIS MOTHER’S FINAL WISHES
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX
Glenn Close and Lance Armstrong Make Guest-Voice Appearances
90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon Continues
When Homer’s mother Mona (guest voice Glenn Close) unexpectedly passes away, Homer is filled with guilt for not telling her how much he loved her before she died. To make it up to her, Homer decides to fulfill her final wishes by throwing her ashes over Lake Wastershare at Springfield Monument Park in the “Mona Leaves-a” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1912) (TV-PG L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Alan; Pamela Haden as Lady; Tress MacNeille as Female Employee
Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Close as Mona; Lance Armstrong as himself.
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR
PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX
Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice Appearances
90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon Concludes
When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal government. When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leech” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin
Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S THE FARCE OF THE FORCE
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX
When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told…the story of Star Wars! After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance. On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Creepy Guy), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death in the “Blue Harvest, Parts 1 & 2” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-516/522) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
A LOVE TRIANGLE EMERGES ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
After Cromartie kidnaps Charley’s wife, Sarah and Derek are put to the test, as they must outwit him to ensure a safe rescue, but at what cost? Meanwhile, John is in his own sticky situation as he finds himself caught between Cameron and Riley in “The Mousetrap” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Sept. 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-205) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor; Thomas Dekker as John Connor; Summer Glau as Cameron,; Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Richard T. Jones as James Ellison; Garret Dillahunt as Cromartie; Shirley Manson as Catherine Weaver; Leven Rambin as Riley.
Guest Cast: Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Sonya Walger as Michelle Dixon; Busy Philipps as Kacy Corbin; Lisa Canning as News Anchor; William C. Mitchell as Pastor.
--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)—CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MICHAEL TRACKS THE NEXT CARD KEY TO THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT;
SUCRE AND BELLICK SEARCH FOR T-BAG
WHO AROUSES SUSPICIONS AND FORMS ALLIANCES AT HIS NEW JOB;
WYATT GETS PERSONAL WITH GRETCHEN
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, ON FOX
The search for the next card key holder brings Michael and Lincoln to the Treasury Department. Sucre and Bellick track T-Bag, who arouses suspicions and forms an uneasy alliance at his new job. Wyatt uses his personal touch with Gretchen on the “Safe & Sound” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Sept. 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-405) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Michael Rapaport as Don Self
Guest Cast: Cress Williams as Wyatt; James Hiroyuki Liao as Roland Glenn; Callie Thorne as Pam Mahone; Shannon Lucio as Trishanne; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Tara Karsian as Georgie; Dameon Clarke as Andrew Blaunder; Shaun Duke as Griffin Oren
--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
THE TEAM INVESTIGATES A STRING OF MYSTERIOUS DEATHS
CENTERING AROUND A SINGLE ORGAN DONOR, AND HOUSE HIRES
A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR TO SNOOP ON WILSON AND THE TEAM
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX
When several people die suddenly and without warning five years after receiving transplants from a single organ donor, House and the team rush to save the only two surviving recipients. With one already dying and other healthy but sure to fall ill at any moment, the team must find out what was wrong with the original organ donor. As the team sorts through the records on the deceased donor recipients to find the common thread, they must deal with a new intrusion. House has hired Lucas (guest star Michael Weston), a private investigator, to dig up information about the deceased despite the team’s skepticism. Meanwhile, House auditions new best friends to replace Wilson, and soon uses Lucas for his own personal means to spy on Wilson and the other team members in the “Not Cancer” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Sept. 23 (8:00-9:01 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-502) (TV-14 D)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast: Michael Weston as Lucas; Felicia Day as Apple; Tim Conlon as Dr. Laibson; Elaine Kagan as Belinda; Melissa Loprire as Girl; Christine Lucas as Emma; Denice Sealy as Nurse; Tyler Patton as Neurosurgeon; Eric Kaldor as Frank; Aimee Bell as Holly; Dennis Keiffer as Danny; David Buglione as Rico; Mark Beltzman as Tibalt Oyylant; Mike Gaines as Morgan; Jamine Alvarez as April; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
--“FRINGE”—(9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MAN’S EXTRA-SENSORY CONDITION FORESEES PATTERN-RELATED TERROR ON “FRINGE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ON FOX
In the third episode of this new procedural thriller that explores the blurring line between the possible and the unimaginable, our unlikely trio investigates a horrific bus incident in which the dead bodies of commuters are frozen inside a bus like insects in amber. Led by the unconventional Dr. Bishop, who requests a piano in the lab to help him process data, the team uncovers a man who has visions of Pattern-related disturbances before they happen, and race to decipher the distraught man’s thoughts to prevent another atrocious event from occurring in “The Ghost Network” episode of FRINGE airing Tuesday, Sept. 23 (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-103) (TV-14 V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp and Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth
Guest Cast: Zak Orth as Roy; Peter Hermann as Grant; David Lansbury as Businessman; Donnie Keshawarz as Gerard; Brian Tarantina as Nice Guy
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
AN OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE MAN BECOMES THE VICTIM
OF A NOT-SO-PERFECT MURDER
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, ON FOX
Eric Millegan Returns
When a shocked teenager finds a dismembered body laying in pieces in a strange purple pool of water, Brennan and Booth come to the scene only to find the victim\'s head is missing. With help from Brennan\'s newest grad student, Wendell, the team discovers the body is that of Jared Addison, a 25-year-old science fiction writer who suffers from OCD and a crippling fear of germs. With Sweets\' psychological insight into Jared\'s perfectly regimented world, Booth and Brennan track down a number of suspects including Jared\'s psychologist, his much older girlfriend and his science-fiction book publisher, all of whom have good reason to want Jared out of their lives. However, without the victim\'s head, the team struggles to find enough evidence to locate a killer – that is, until they receive insight from Zack, who studies the case from afar at his psychiatric facility with case information provided to him by Hodgins. Meanwhile, Brennan scolds Booth for not letting her ever fend for herself in “The Perfect Pieces in the Purple Pond” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Sept. 24 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-401) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Michael Grant Terry as Wendell Bray; Dean Cudworth as Jim Amerian; Matt Doherty as Gary Tushman; Debra Christofferson as Kelly Sutton; Todd Robert Anderson as David Sutton; Lisa Kamnir as Tilda Addison; Ryan Alvarez as Ralph; Ronobir Lahiri as Barista; Ransford Doherty as Detective Paynter; Gregory Hinton as Orderly; Jamie Renee Smith as Karen; Brian David Miller as Todd
--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND KENNY DUKE IT OUT OVER WHO IS THE BEST LISTENER
AND WHO IS JOY’S BEST FRIEND
ON “‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 24, ON FOX
When Kenny becomes Joy’s new “girlfriend,” Eddie feels left out and gets jealous of their girl-talk. In an attempt to feel included, Eddie crashes Joy’s ‘70s-themed work party and sends Joy to the hospital in a disco mishap on the “Dreamguys” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Sept. 24 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-304) (TV-PG D, L, V)
Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher and JB Smoove
Guest Cast: Vicki Lewis as Melissa, Jeremy Guskin as Raj and Regan Burns as Dan
--“DO NOT DISTURB”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
RHONDA AND NEAL BUTT HEADS OVER
WHO’S REALLY IN CHARGE OF HIRING AND FIRING
ON “DO NOT DISTURB” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMEBER 24, ON FOX
When it comes time for performance bonuses to be given out to the staff at The Inn, everyone is on their best behavior to impress Rhonda and Neal. However, when Neal fires a bartender on the staff for no good reason, Rhonda is at his throat and they are sent into a stand-off fight, leaving little time to dedicate to allotting the staff\'s bonuses. As Larry, Nicole, Molly and Gus try to figure out how to reconcile Rhonda and Neal, the philandering owner of The Inn and his wife stop by the hotel for the weekend, and neither is shy about their affections for certain members of the staff. As the owner\'s wife pursues Neal, Rhonda steps in to try to save him from an intoxicating situation in the “Dosing” episode of DO NOT DISTURB airing Wednesday, Sept. 24 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DND-104) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Niecy Nash as Rhonda; Jerry O’Connell as Neal; Molly Stanton as Nicole; Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Larry; Jolene Purdy as Molly; Dave Franco as Gus
Guest Cast: Jon Polito as RJ; Anita Barone as Mindy; Alex Quijano as Darren; Blake Hood as Austin
[EDITOR’S NOTE: HOLE IN THE WALL is preempted this night.]
--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—“Trobiano’s”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
IT’S BLISS OR BUST AS CHEF GORDON RAMSAY
ATTEMPTS TO TURN TROBIANO’S AROUND
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, ON FOX
Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Trobiano’s, an Italian restaurant in Great Neck, NY, that’s a half-million dollars in debt. Owner and Executive Chef Anthony Trobiano’s girlfriend’s parents have thrown their life savings into his restaurant and the failing business has their relationship on the rocks. He needs Gordon’s help to turn his business around and help mend his relationship with girlfriend Tiffany. However, when Chef Ramsay confronts Anthony about the cleanliness of the kitchen and the not-so-tasty food, it leads to an all-out confrontation and Chef Ramsay walks out. Bon Appétit magazine has a reservation for re-launch night, so both the front of the house and the kitchen must be ready to impress. Will the family and Gordon be able to get back on track and help this nightmare end? Find out when Chef Ramsay visits “Trobiano’s” on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Sept. 25 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-112) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay
--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—“Black Pearl—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
IT’S ALL FISH AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE PLAYS KNOW-IT-ALL
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, ON FOX
Black Pearl, a seafood restaurant in New York, NY, is struggling to get out of debt and has turned to Chef Gordon Ramsay for help. With three different owners running the kitchen, the restaurant lacks consistency in both food and service. The staff is frustrated by the lack of direction, which leads to chaos and miscommunication during dinner service and leaves everyone frustrated. David, one of the owners, is referred to by the staff as a “know-it-all,” is resistant to change and questions Gordon on his every move. As the re-launch quickly approaches, David still doesn’t believe in any of the changes Gordon has tried to instill which leads to an all-out brawl. Tune in to find out how this episode unfolds and to see the most shocking results ever seen on the show that leave Gordon speechless in the “Black Pearl” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Sept. 25 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-116) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay
[EDITOR’S NOTE: DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! is preempted this evening.]
--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
IVY LEAGUE GRADUATE TESTS HIS $KILLS ON
“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, ON FOX
An Ivy League graduate from Cornell heads back to the classroom on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? airing Friday, Sept. 26 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-305) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
**FOX NEWS SPECIAL**—“PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION DEBATE #1”—(9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC)—CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES MEET FOR THE FIRST OF THREE DEBATES
The presidential candidates, including Democratic nominee Barack Obama and Republican nominee John McCain, will meet at the Gertrude C. Ford Center on the campus of the University of Mississippi in Oxford, MS, for the first of three presidential election debates. Topics of discussion will include foreign policy and national security issues, and the evening will be moderated by Jim Lehrer, executive editor and anchor of “The News Hour” on PBS. Coverage of this historic event airs Friday, Sept. 26 (9:00 PM ET-CC/6:00 PM PT-CC) on FOX. (SP-0906) (TV-N/A)
--“COPS: BLACK & BLUE & WHITE”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS PROTECT AND SERVE ON “COPS: BLACK & BLUE & WHITE”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
When officers in Las Vegas, NV, respond to a domestic-disturbance call, they realize this isn’t the first time they’ve been called to this residence, so they decide to use a soft hand with the distraught family once they detain the suspect. Detectives in Broward County, FL, intercept a drug deal and question the suspects. Also featured are law-enforcement officials in Pomona, CA, who must referee a domestic disturbance on an all-new COPS: BLACK & BLUE & WHITE airing Saturday, Sept. 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2104) (TV-PG L, V)
--“COPS: WILD CHASES SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
FLEEING SUSPECTS TRIGGER SIZZLING PURSUITS ON
“COPS: WILD CHASES SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
When officers in Spokane, WA, spot a stolen truck, the suspects take off through country roads and outpace police in an off-road chase through a heavily wooded area. As one officer attempts to keep up with the well-equipped truck, his vehicle catches fire, adding fuel to an already intense situation. Also featured are officers in Rialto, CA, and Palm Beach County, FL, encountering uncertain circumstances when they respond to calls of suspicious behavior and the suspects flee on COPS: WILD CHASES SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Sept. 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2034) (TV-PG)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation\'s hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims\' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 27 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2204) (TV-14 V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
THE LATE-NIGHT MADNESS CONTINUES
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
Newcomer Matt Braunger plays singer/songwriter “John Mayer” in a parody of Mayer’s love songs. The show will feature an installment of “Albania’s Got Talent” and faux FOX News segments on Barack Obama in an all-new episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Sept. 27 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1403) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
SPIKE UP YOUR LATE NIGHT
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, ON FOX
TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN will keep you on the edge of your seat with laughter with its fresh approach to the conventional late-night format by featuring celebrity guests, musical acts, eclectic performance pieces and irreverent comedy sketches, both inside the studio and out on the streets of Los Angeles on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Sept. 27 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-303) (TV-14 L)
Host: Spike Feresten
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL doubleheader, AMERICAN DAD at 7:00 PM and
7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
HAYLEY BECOMES A SECRET AGENT MA’AM
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
Patrick Stewart and Niecy Nash Make Guest Voice Appearances
When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock (Stewart). Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys in the “Haylias” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX. (DAD-304) (TV-14 D, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
Guest Voice Cast: Jeff Fischer as Himself, Patrick Stewart as Bullock, Fred Tatasciore as Senator, John Ennis as Tex and Driver, Rolando Molina as Mex, Andre Sogliuzzo as Dill, Ying Liu as Female Announcer, Karen Maruyama as Woman, Fred Tatasciore as Bill Elliot, Martin Mull as Father Donovan, Niecy Nash as Angel
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
BUSH FALLS OFF THE WAGON
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
When Stan enters an essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan’s excitement. Haley tries to drill Pres. Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they’ve found Osama Bin Laden but instead get him drunk after 15 years of sobriety. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation while Hayley revels in his fall from glory in the “Bush Comes to Dinner” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Sept. 28 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-213) (TV-14 L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and President Bush.
Guest Voice Cast: Patrick Stewart as Bullock; Stephen Root as Dick and Co-Worker #4; and Bobby Lee as Korean Man
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER THE BOUNTY HUNTER TRACKS DOWN CRIMINALS
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX
Robert Forster (“Jackie Brown”) and Joe Mantegna
Make Guest Voice Appearances
Homer is sent to jail after a haphazard, booze-free brawl at the Springfield St. Patrick’s Day parade. When he goes to get his bail bond, Homer meets Lucky Jim (guest voice Forster) and Wolf the Bounty Hunter and decides to try his own hand at the lucrative profession. The new-and-improved Homer the Bounty Hunter soon teams up with Ned Flanders to create quite the unlikely bounty-hunting duo, but when Homer’s new no-mercy attitude gets the best of him, Flanders is less than impressed. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to her, Marge begins working at an erotic bakery in the “Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes” season premiere episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1917) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner
Guest Voice Cast: Robert Forster as Lucky Jim and Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
BILL GETS A SUGAR RUSH
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX
Bill, unwilling to change his sugary eating habits, is diagnosed with diabetes. After deciding to use a wheelchair (which he really doesn’t need), he is befriended by a rugby player named Thunder, who teaches him how to be independent. But their friendship is strained when Thunder realizes Bill isn’t really disabled in the “Dia-Bill-ic Shock” season premiere episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1216) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Johnny Hardwick as Dale; Stephen Root as Bill
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
BRIAN AND CLEVELAND COMPETE FOR LOVE
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, ON FOX
When Brian meets Carolyn, the girl of his dreams, he decides to follow Stewie’s advice to take things slow. This drives Carolyn crazy, and she soon moves on to another man. When Brian discovers Cleveland is the new man, he does whatever it takes (even if it means involving Cleveland’s ex-wife, Loretta) to win Carolyn back in the “Love Blactually” season premiere episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-603) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
Guest Voice Cast: Kat Foster as Carolyn; John Viener as Announcer, Announcer #2, Baseball Announcer #2, Fjurg Van Der Ploeg, Henry Kissinger, Mark Wahlberg and Matthew Fox; Alec Sulkin as Baseball Announcer #1 and Voice; Ralph Garman as Conductor, Reporter and Voice in Bushes; Kirker Butler as First Caterpillar, Man, Member of Symphony; Alex Breckenridge as Jane, Kate and Roxanne; Patrick Warburton as Joe; Meredith Baxter as herself; Danny Smith as Second Caterpillar, Suitor, T.V. Announcer.
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
ROGER CELEBRATES HIS BIRTHDAY
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “AMERICAN DAD”
The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger’s big 1-6-double-0 but are sidetracked by Steve’s horrifying announcement that he’s going through puberty! With the wounds still fresh from Hayley going through “the change” in their minds, Stan and Francine use experimental medicine to try and bypass the growing pains of having another teenager with raging hormones. Meanwhile, Roger gets the shaft from the family and tries to make his own birthday fun on the season premiere "1600 Candles” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-320) (TV-14 D, L)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
[EDITOR’S NOTE: FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD are preempted this night.]
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC
BART FALLS FOR A COW AND TRIES TO SAVE IT
BEFORE IT IS SENT TO THE SLAUGHERHOUSE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX
Zooey Deschanel Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
When Bart joins the 4-H Club, he unexpectedly falls in love with a cow named Lou. But when Bart finds out that Lou has been sold to a slaughterhouse, he becomes determined to save him. Bart and Lisa free Lou from the slaughterhouse, and Bart gives the cow to Mary, a fellow 4-H Club member. However, Mary’s father mistakenly believes Bart is giving them the cow as a dowry for Mary’s hand in marriage. When Homer and Marge hear of Bart’s engagement, they devise a plan to save Lou and free Bart from his marriage in the “Apocalypse Cow” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 14 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1910) (TV-PG D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Apu; Harry Shearer as Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Guest; Tress MacNeille as Brandine
Guest Voice Cast: Zooey Deschanel as Mary
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
LISA’S DOCUMENTARY ON HER FAMILY PREMIERES
AT THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX
Jim Jarmusch Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
Lisa makes a documentary about her family for a school project. After the success of her project, Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers encourage her to enter the film into the Sundance Film Festival. But when Lisa’s film premieres at Sundance, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid behind-the-scenes look at their lives in the “Any Given Sundance” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 14 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1911) (TV-PG L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouset; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Muntz
Guest Voice Cast: Jim Jarmusch as himself
**SERIES PREMIERE ENCORE**—“FRINGE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
IMAGINE THE IMPOSSIBILITES
WITH AN ENCORE OF THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “FRINGE”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX
From J.J. Abrams, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, the team behind “Star Trek,” “Mission: Impossible III” and “Alias,” comes a new series that will thrill, terrify and explore the blurring line between the possible and the impossible. When an international flight lands at Boston’s Logan Airport with no signs of life, an unlikely trio – FBI Special Agent Olivia Dunham; brilliant but formerly institutionalized scientist Walter Bishop; and his scheming, reluctant son Peter – uncovers a deadly mystery involving a series of unbelievable events and realizes they may be a part of a larger, more disturbing pattern in the series premiere “Pilot” episode of FRINGE airing Sunday, Sept. 14 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-101) (TV-14 L, S, V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp and Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth
Guest Cast: Jason Butler Harner as Richard Steig, Bernadeta Wrobel as Flight Attendant, Andreas Franke as Pilot, Dennis Mockler as Co-Pilot, Lee Jay Gladman as CDC Officer, Andrew Hinkson as Guard, Kelly King as Nurse, Peter Outerbridge as Dr. Reyes, Tauqir Shah as Iraqi Business Man #1, Omar Habib as Iraqi Business Man #2, Quinn Martin as Orderly, Chris Britton as Dr. Bruce Summer, Rick Parker as Cow Delivery Man
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
TAKING NEW STEPS
ON “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
Sarah and Cameron take it upon themselves to investigate a nuclear power plant. John becomes less enthusiastic about academics, but flourishes socially with the help of a new friend. Meanwhile, Catherine Weaver gains another piece of the puzzle for her pet project in the “Automatic for the People” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, Sept. 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-202) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor; Thomas Dekker as John Connor; Summer Glau as Cameron,; Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Richard T. Jones as James Ellison; Garret Dillahunt as Cromartie; Shirley Manson as Catherine Weaver; Leven Rambin as Riley.
Guest Cast: Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Sonya Walger as Michelle Dixon; Busy Philipps as Kacy Corbin; Paul Schulze as Greenway; Dean Norris as Nelson; Tommy Hicks as Bradbury; Obren Milanovic as Bloom; Zack Ward as Wells; Debra Wilson Skelton as Lilian; Cory Tucker as Security Stan; Vinni Ali’I Mesa as Employee; and Johnny D’Agostino as Bartender
--“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MICHAEL AND LINCOLN MUST INFILTRATE A POLICE BENEFIT
TO OBTAIN THE NEXT CARD KEY;
SARAH FALLS BACK INTO OLD HABITS;
AND T-BAG RUNS INTO OLD FRIENDS WHEN HE STARTS HIS NEW JOB
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, ON FOX
Michael, Lincoln and Sucre must crash a police benefit to obtain the next card key. Reeling from another death, Sarah falls back into an old habit. T-Bag arouses suspicion and runs into some old “friends” his first day on the job in the “Eagles & Angels” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Sept. 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-404) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Michael Rapaport as Don Self; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo
Guest Cast: Cress Williams as Wyatt; James Hiroyuki Liao as Roland Glenn; Shannon Lucio as Trishanne; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Michael Bryan French as Gregory White; Stacy Haiduk as Lisa Tabak; Troy Ruptash as Jasper Potts;
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
IN THE AFTERMATH OF AMBER’S DEATH,
WILSON ANNOUNCES HIS RESIGNATION
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “HOUSE”
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, ON FOX
Eight weeks after the death of his girlfriend, Amber, Wilson is still mourning her death, and his relationship with his best friend House is shattered. Needing to make a change in his life and give himself time to recover emotionally, Wilson resigns from Princeton-Plainsboro. He is forced to decide if House is a destructive force in his life, while House has to determine if he’s responsible for the death of his best friend’s girlfriend. The team must push forward as they encounter a case involving an assistant to a high-profile executive, who is a textbook “Type A” personality. The team suspects that the patient’s symptoms stem from her obsession to constantly please her demanding boss. However, her shocking medical condition forces the team to rethink their initial diagnoses and see the case through House’s eyes. Meanwhile, Cuddy attempts to salvage the irreparable rift between House and Wilson, and Thirteen struggles to treat the patient objectively without bringing the reality of her own medical condition to the case in the “Dying Changes Everything” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Sept. 16 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-501) (TV-14 D)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast: Christine Woods as Lou; Jamie Rose as Patty; David Kagen as C.E.O.; Paul Haitkin as Another Suit; Bob Sherer as Patient; Janet Song as Surgeon; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“FRINGE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
UNLIKELY TRIO FORM PARTNERSHIP AND INVESTIGATE LINK BETWEEN
WILDLY ACCELERATED PREGNANCY AND “OLD” NEWBORN
ON “FRINGE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, ON FOX
In the second episode of this new procedural thriller that explores the blurring line between the possible and the unimaginable, our unlikely trio’s strange partnership begins as they investigate the mysterious death of a woman who conceives, carries to full-term and births a baby in the span of hours, and her baby who ages 80 years in a matter of minutes. As the bizarre and seemingly unexplainable occurrences are explored, quirky Dr. Bishop runs extensive testing in the lab; his reluctant son Peter endures his new role as his father’s keeper; and Olivia turns to Massive Dynamic Chief Operating Officer Nina Sharp for assistance in “The Same Old Story” episode of FRINGE airing Tuesday, Sept. 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-102) (TV-14 D, S, V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp and Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth.
Guest Cast: Derek Cecil as Christopher, Mark Blum as Dr. Penrose and Betty Gilpin as Loraine.
Contact: Josh Governale 310-369-7455 josh.governale@fox.com
[EDITOR’S NOTE: FR-102 replaces the previously announced episode of FRINGE.]
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17
[EDITOR’S NOTE: TIL-219 replaces the previously announced episode of ‘TIL DEATH.]
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
A MURDERED VETERINARIAN LEADS THE TEAM
TO UNCOVER AN ILLEGAL DOGFIGHTING RING
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, ON FOX
Cesar Millan (“The Dog Whisperer”) and Michael Badalucco Guest-Star
When Booth’s son Parker finds a severed corpse finger in a bird’s nest while playing with Booth, the team launches an investigation to find the rest of the body. They locate the corpse in Jefferson Memorial Park, and it soon becomes clear that the death was no accident. With the help of a new middle-aged grad student in the lab (guest star Michael Badalucco), the team identifies the victim as a local veterinarian whose penchant for gambling brings a number of suspects into the picture. When the victim’s fatal injuries are found to be from a dog, the team uncovers an illegal dog fighting ring and enlists the help of Cesar Millan to help them connect the forensic canine evidence with the killer dog and its owner. Meanwhile, Booth asks Sweets to psychoanalyze his son who he thinks has been traumatized from finding the finger, and Sweets confronts Hodgins about his attitude in the lab in “The Finger in the Nest” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Sept. 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-317) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Michael Badalucco as Scott Starret; Dean Norris as Don Timmons; Devon Graye as Robbie Timmons; Cesar Millan as Himself; Ty Panitz as Parker Booth; Adam Rose as Andrew Hopp; Susan Chuang as Karen Landrew; Heidi Swedberg as Alice Elliot; Demetrius Grosse as Tucker Payne; Steve Spel as FBI Search Team Member Dave; David Greenman as FBI Forensic Tech Marcus Geier
--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE GETS A NEW SET OF WHEELS
ON “‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, ON FOX
When Eddie takes his car into the shop, he decides it’s time for a new set of wheels and purchases a red convertible sports car. Joy recognizes that Eddie’s passion for his new car is part of his mid-life crisis, so in a play for his attention she flirts with her co-worker. Meanwhile, Kenny buys Eddie’s old clunker and tricks it out in the all-new “Joy Ride” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Sept. 17 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-219) (TV-PG D, L, S)
Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster, Eddie Kaye Thomas and JB Smoove
--“DO NOT DISTURB”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
NEAL INSTALLS A HUMAN-SIZED BIRDCAGE IN THE BAR AT THE INN,
MUCH TO RHONDA’S DISMAY ON “DO NOT DISTURB”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, ON FOX
Audrina Patridge (“The Hills”) Guest-Stars
When Neal decides to hang a life-sized birdcage in the bar of The Inn to put his top notch female staff on display, Rhonda warns him that his little stunt may be against hotel policy. Downstairs, Larry gives Gus insider information about female guests checking into the hotel so he can sweet talk them into tipping him better, but when Larry starts collecting a percentage of Gus’s earnings their relationship takes on a whole new meaning. Meanwhile, Nicole has a meltdown when she realizes Neal has not asked her to work a shift in the birdcage, and Audrina Patridge from “The Hills” attempts to check into The Inn in the “Birdcage” episode of DO NOT DISTURB airing Wednesday, Sept. 17 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DND-103) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Niecy Nash as Rhonda; Jerry O’Connell as Neal; Molly Stanton as Nicole; Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Larry; Jolene Purdy as Molly; Dave Franco as Gus
Guest Cast: Audrina Patridge as herself; Ben Shields as Dave; Shantel Wislawski as Samantha; Leila Yavari as Jenna; Michelle Van Der Water as Kylie; Liz Burnette as Joanna; Danny Cistone as Guest
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18
--“HOLE IN THE WALL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
IT’S TIME TO FACE THE HOLE ON “HOLE IN THE WALL”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, ON FOX
HOLE IN THE WALL, the body-bending global game show phenomenon from the producers of AMERICAN IDOL, is here to take on the U.S. As one of the fastest, funniest and wettest shows on the planet, speed, agility and a hearty sense of humor are essential tools to survive facing the Hole. Two teams of three will compete against each other in multiple rounds of play, facing various barrier walls with weird and wacky cut-out shapes speeding toward them. Each team must contort their bodies either individually or in unison to fit through the wall or be swept away into a pool below. The winning team will win $25,000 and the chance to compete against the dreaded “Blind Wall” for an additional $100,000. In this episode the “Burger Boys” compete against the “Chicken Wing Chicks” as three bar-and-grill guys take on a trio of gals from a hot wings restaurant, and “Small But Mighty” versus “Flex Appeal” as a team of male little people challenge female body-builders on HOLE IN THE WALL airing Thursday, Sept. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOL-104/125) (TV-PG D, L)
Hosts: Brooke Burns and Mark Thompson
--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—“Giuseppi's”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
CHEF GORDON RAMSAY TAKES ON
GIUSEPPI'S AND DIABETES ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, ON FOX
Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Giuseppi's, a family-run Italian restaurant in Macomb Twp, MI, that's in absolute turmoil. A father-son team runs the kitchen and are constantly at each other's throat. All the tension is hindering the health of dad who suffers from diabetes. With a chaotic atmosphere in the kitchen and the lack of clientele, this family needs Gordon's help or else they are going to be forced to close their doors forever. To help ignite the passion and fun back into the restaurant, Gordon orders the father-son team have a cook-off and the winner's dish becomes a special. To help with the relaunch, Giuseppi's hosts the first ever bowl-a-thon to support diabetes and spread the word about the new restaurant. Will the new specials and spreading the word be enough to entice customers into the restaurant and get Giuseppi's back on its feet? Find out on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Sept. 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-119) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
A DENTIST GETS DRILLED ON ELEMENTARY FACTS
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, ON FOX
A dentist grits his teeth as he endures the exam on this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? airing Friday, Sept. 19 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-304) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
WILL THIS SISTER ACT TAKE HOME A MILLION DOLLARS?
FIND OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, ON FOX
Jennifer, a flight attendant, takes center stage and her sister sings along in the audience, but when the music stops and the words disappear will her sister lend a helping hand? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Friday, Sept. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-139) (TV-PG)
Host: Wayne Brady
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20
--“COPS: RESISTING ARREST #4”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
SUSPECTS ATTEMPT TO OUTMAN AND OUTRUN OFFICERS
ON “COPS: RESISTING ARREST #4” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX
Detectives in Broward County, FL, respond to a routine loitering call that escalates into physical situation and a taser gun must be used on the suspect. Also featured are officers in Las Vegas, NV, who are forced to dodge traffic when a suspect leads them on a foot pursuit down a busy street. Deputies in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, are in hot pursuit of a speeding car on an all-new COPS: RESISTING ARREST #4 airing Saturday, Sept. 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2103) (TV-PG L, V)
--“COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES SEND SUSPECTS INTO LEGAL SYSTEM
ON “COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX
When officers patrol the streets of Las Vegas, NV; Kansas City, MO; and Rialto, CA, to fight the war on drugs, skittish suspects attempt to hide their habits by eating, stashing and ditching evidence. One suspect, who is on probation, conceals more than narcotics and faces additional charges on COPS: WAR ON DRUGS #2 SPECIAL EDITION Saturday, Sept. 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2017) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2203) (TV-14 V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC
AUDRINA PATRIDGE BRINGS A LITTLE “REALITY” TO THE SET
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX
Audrina Patridge, of the reality series “The Hills,” brings some real-life drama to the set of MADtv. Meanwhile, a parody of Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” takes a turn when Nicole Parker and Arden Myrin play newlyweds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi on MADtv airing Saturday, Sept. 20 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1402) (TV-TBA)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger.
Guest Star: Audrina Patridge
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
STAY UP FOR LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, ON FOX
TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN will have you laughing until your sides hurt with its fresh approach to the conventional late-night format by featuring celebrity guests, musical acts, eclectic performance pieces and irreverent comedy sketches, both inside the studio and out on the streets of Los Angeles on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Sept. 20 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-302) (TV-14 L)
Host: Spike Feresten
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
FRANCINE’S ON A QUEST FOR REVENGE
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX
When Francine’s birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine’s new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney’s heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children in the “Tears of a Clooney” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-204) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith, Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus and Boxleitner.
Guest Voice Cast: Andre Sogliuzzo as George Clooney; Kate Jackson as herself; Paget Brewster as Raina and John DiMaggio as Petkov.
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
LISA RISES TO SHOWBIZ STARDOM
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX
Drew Carey Makes Guest Voice Appearance
90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon Begins
As Krusty’s new assistant, Lisa steals the spotlight and gets her own television show, leaving Krusty behind. But when she’s honored as Entertainer of the Year at the Springfield Media Awards, she realizes that the she may not be cut out for showbiz after all. Meanwhile, Bart and Homer spend some time bonding through their newfound love of coin-collecting in the “All About Lisa” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1913) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as J.C.; Russi Taylor as Martin
Guest Voice Cast: Drew Carey as himself
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER FULFILLS HIS MOTHER’S FINAL WISHES
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX
Glenn Close and Lance Armstrong Make Guest-Voice Appearances
90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon Continues
When Homer’s mother Mona (guest voice Glenn Close) unexpectedly passes away, Homer is filled with guilt for not telling her how much he loved her before she died. To make it up to her, Homer decides to fulfill her final wishes by throwing her ashes over Lake Wastershare at Springfield Monument Park in the “Mona Leaves-a” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1912) (TV-PG L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Alan; Pamela Haden as Lady; Tress MacNeille as Female Employee
Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Close as Mona; Lance Armstrong as himself.
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR
PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX
Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice Appearances
90-Minute SIMPSONS Mini-Marathon Concludes
When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal government. When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leech” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin
Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S THE FARCE OF THE FORCE
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, ON FOX
When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told…the story of Star Wars! After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance. On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Creepy Guy), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death in the “Blue Harvest, Parts 1 & 2” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-516/522) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC
PEGGY GETS INTO SELLER MODE ON
“KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
Peggy, a passionate realtor, finds a great home listing that she must sell within two weeks. One catch, though, the home is currently occupied by the strangest family in Arlen. Peggy doesn’t feel they are visually appealing enough to get the home sold in time, so she decides to bring in a “Hollywood” family to sell the home. The Hill family opens their house to rehearse the home-selling scene, and Peggy finds herself in a pickle when she gets a buyer…for the Hill’s home! Hank does whatever it takes to hold on to his family’s house in the “Six Characters in Search of a House” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX. (KH-1208) (TV-PG)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC
DOLLAR SIGNS LEAD DALE OFF-SIDES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
Joseph Gribble, Dale’s son, becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, and Arlen residents are bursting with excitement and hoping this is their year! Spencer Academy, a very wealthy prep school, approaches Joseph with an offer to play football for them. Joseph wants to turn them down, but Dale sees only dollar signs when the offer includes an exclusive cash contract. Dale quickly realizes the Gribble family doesn’t fit into the upper-class lifestyle, and he devises a plan to raise the money to pay back the prep-school for breaking the obligation in the “The Courtship of Joseph’s Father” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (KH-1209) (TV-PG)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR
PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice Appearances
When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal government. When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leech” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin
Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER CHEATS ON HIS DIET
AND BART AND LISA TRY TO COVER UP A PRANK GONE WRONG
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
Marge hires a nutritionist who puts Homer on a strict diet, but Homer decides to sneak in snacks and meals on the side. Marge becomes suspicious of Homer’s weight gain and calls the producers of “The Sneakers,” a take-off on “Cheaters.” Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa go bike-riding in Springfield National Park, where they run into Martin Prince and play a prank on him. Bart and Lisa are wracked with guilt when their prank goes terribly wrong they think they’re responsible for the accidental death of Martin Prince in the “Dial ‘N’ for Nerder” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1907) (TV-PG D, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Betsy; Russi Taylor as Martin; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
STEWIE’S DREAM BECOMES REALITY
IN THE 100TH EPISODE OF “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
In the 100th episode, Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind. Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie stows away on the ship, finds Lois and …well … the title says it all in the “Stewie Kills Lois” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-517) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
FRANCINE IS STAN’S NO. 2 GAL
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
When Stan’s mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney and Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the “ick” on the "Oedipal Panties” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-309) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 8
**SEASON PREMIERE**— “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES” — (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
PICKING UP THE PIECES
ON “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX
Shirley Manson (“Garbage”) Joins the Cast
in the Explosive Second Season Premiere
Rocked by the Jeep explosion, John’s 16th birthday forces him to confront the reality of his destiny alone. Meanwhile, Agent Ellison faces off with his faith and the Feds in the aftermath of Cromartie’s massacre, and a new player is introduced, Catherine Weaver (Manson), who is the CEO of a high-tech corporation in the “Samson and Delilah” second season premiere episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Monday, September 8 (8:00-9:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-201) (TV-14 L, V).
Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau, Brian Austin Green, Richard T. Jones, Garret Dillahunt, and Shirley Manson
Guest Cast: Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Sandra Purpuro as Agent Norgaard; Marcus Chait as Justin Tuck; James Urbaniak as Sarkissian; Shane Edelman as Matt Murch; Carlos Sanz as Minister; Robert Guenveur Smith as Sac Federici; Noemi Amarilla as TV Filed Reporter; and Max Perlich as Walsh
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“PRISON BREAK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MICHAEL TRACKS THE NEXT CARDHOLDER AND MAHONE WANTS REVENGE;
T-BAG FINDS A NEW IDENTITY AND GETS A JOB OFFER;
WYATT EXTRACTS INFO ON SARA’S LOCATION
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, ON FOX
Michael and the team have one day to find the next cardholder or they risk going back to prison. Mahone seeks revenge on Wyatt who is attempting to extract info on Sara’s whereabouts, while T-Bag finds the gateway to his new identity and future on the “Shut Down” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Sept. 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-403) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Michael Rapaport as Don Self; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo
Guest Cast: Cress Williams as Wyatt; James Hiroyuki Liao as Roland Glenn; Shannon Lucio as Trishanne; Barbara Eve Harris as Felicia Lang; Wilbur Fitzgerald as Bruce Bennett; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Steve Tom as Stuart Tuxhorn; Michael O’Neill as Herb Stanton; Michael Bryan French as Gregory White
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9
**SERIES PREMIERE**—“FRINGE”—(8:00-9:35 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
IMAGINE THE IMPOSSIBILITES
WITH SPECIAL EXTENDED SERIES PREMIERE OF “FRINGE”
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX
From J.J. Abrams, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, the team behind “Star Trek,” “Mission: Impossible III” and “Alias,” comes a new series that will thrill, terrify and explore the blurring line between the possible and the impossible. When an international flight lands at Boston’s Logan Airport with no signs of life, an unlikely trio – FBI Special Agent Olivia Dunham; brilliant but formerly institutionalized scientist Walter Bishop; and his scheming, reluctant son Peter – uncovers a deadly mystery involving a series of unbelievable events and realizes they may be a part of a larger, more disturbing pattern in the series premiere “Pilot” episode of FRINGE airing Tuesday, Sept. 9 (8:00-9:35 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-101) (TV-14 L, S, V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp and Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth.
Guest Cast: Jason Butler Harner as Richard Steig, Bernadeta Wrobel as Flight Attendant, Andreas Franke as Pilot, Dennis Mockler as Co-Pilot, Lee Jay Gladman as CDC Officer, Andrew Hinkson as Guard, Kelly King as Nurse, Peter Outerbridge as Dr. Reyes, Tauqir Shah as Iraqi Business Man #1, Omar Habib as Iraqi Business Man #2, Quinn Martin as Orderly, Chris Britton as Dr. Bruce Summer, Rick Parker as Cow Delivery Man.
**SERIES PREVIEW**—HOLE IN THE WALL”—(9:35-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
IT’S TIME TO FACE THE HOLE!
SPECIAL PREVIEW OF GLOBAL GAME SHOW PHENOMENON
“HOLE IN THE WALL”
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, ON FOX
HOLE IN THE WALL, the body-bending global game show phenomenon from the producers of AMERICAN IDOL, is here to take on the U.S. As one of the fastest, funniest and wettest shows on the planet, speed, agility and a hearty sense of humor are essential tools to survive facing the Hole. Two teams of three will compete against each other in multiple rounds of play, facing various barrier walls with weird and wacky cut-out shapes speeding toward them. Each team must contort their bodies either individually or in unison to fit through the wall or be swept away into a pool below. The winning team will win $25,000 and the chance to compete against the dreaded “Blind Wall” for an additional $100,000. In the special preview episode the “Beer Bellies” compete against the “Six-Packs” as three beer loving, couch potatoes take on a ripped, physically fit trio on HOLE IN THE WALL airing Tuesday, Sept. 9 (9:35-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOL-112) (TV-PG D, L)
Hosts: Brooke Burns and Mark Thompson
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
CHEATING TURNS DEADLY AS THE TEAM INVESTIGATES
A REALITY TV SHOW GONE WRONG
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, ON FOX
When a partially decomposed body is found in an outhouse and identified as the host of a popular reality television show, “Busted by Bill,” which catches infidelity in the act, Brennan and Booth must identify the killer from of a large pool of suspects, including many who were humiliated on the victim’s show. As the team searches for key forensic evidence with the help of Brennan’s overachieving grad student, Sweets and Bones watch episodes of “Busted by Bill” to search for suspects who fit a revenge killer’s profile. Meanwhile, Booth tries to understand Brennan’s romantic life when he learns she is juggling two relationships in the “Man in the Outhouse” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Sept. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-316) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Carla Gallo as Daisy Wick; Michele Greene as Amanda O’Rourke; Dan Sachoff as Bill O’Rourke; Teddy Mehous as Dwight; Jill Wagner as Holly Markwell; Dave Shalansky as Joe; Amanda Anka as Joe’s Wife; Brennan Elliott as Mark Gaffney; Tim Griffin as Pete Steckel; Lisa Lackey as Veronica Landau; Richard Gant as Arthur Lang; Tina Battaglia as Jim’s Wife; John DiMaggio as Jim Dodd; Rob Boltin as Jason DeFry; Bradford Tatum as Chris Gutman; Scoot McNairy as Noel Liftin; Dee Freeman as Sgt. Francis Diamond
**SEASON PREMIERE**--“’TIL DEATH”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
KENNY MOVES IN WITH JOY AND EDDIE
ON “‘TIL DEATH” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, ON FOX
After Kenny gets kicked out of his apartment by his ex-wife, Tina, Eddie invites him to stay with him and Joy at their house. When Eddie realizes that Joy is a lot nicer when Kenny is around, he tries to get him to stay with them longer, but Kenny’s annoying habits have Joy trying desperately to re-connect him and his ex-wife on the third season premiere episode “The Buffer” of ‘TIL DEATH airing Wednesday, Sept. 10 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-302) (TV-PG D, S).
Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher and J.B. Smoove
Guest Cast: Kym Whitley as Tina; Kevin Farley as Steve; Aaron Cherry as Kid
**SERIES PREMIERE**—“DO NOT DISTURB”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
RHONDA ATTEMPTS TO PUT A HALT TO NEAL AND THE STAFF’S PROMISCUITY AT THE INN, BUT FINDS HERSELF INVOLVED IN A SCANDAL ALL HER OWN
IN THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “DO NOT DISTURB”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMEBER 10, ON FOX
When an article about the sexual exploits of the staff at The Inn runs in a local New York magazine, Rhonda addresses her unruly staff’s promiscuous behavior. Neal is singled out by the staff as being the main perpetrator of hooking up while on the job, and he tries to be on his best behavior despite some very enticing distractions. However, Rhonda finds she may need to heed her own advice as an unexpected love interest at work makes his interest known. Meanwhile, Gus helps Larry get his mojo back, and Molly gives Nicole advice on her modeling career in the “Work Sex” episode of DO NOT DISTURB airing Wednesday, Sept. 10 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DND-102) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Niecy Nash as Rhonda; Jerry O’Connell as Neal; Molly Stanton as Nicole; Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Larry; Jolene Purdy as Molly; Dave Franco as Gus
Guest Cast: Ronreaco Lee as Billy; Taylor Cole as Tasha; Joe Egender as Christopher; Connor Barrett as Cody; Crystal Kwon as Hot Bar Girl Manager; Rene Alvarado as Man; David Storrs as Cook; Leila Yavari as Front Desk Girl #1
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 11
**1-HOUR SERIES PREMIERE**—“HOLE IN THE WALL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
IT’S TIME TO FACE THE HOLE!
SERIES PREMIERE OF GLOBAL GAME SHOW PHENOMENON
“HOLE IN THE WALL”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 ON FOX
HOLE IN THE WALL, the body-bending global game show phenomenon from the producers of AMERICAN IDOL, is here to take on the U.S. As one of the fastest, funniest and wettest shows on the planet, speed, agility and a hearty sense of humor are essential tools to survive facing the Hole. Two teams of three will compete against each other in multiple rounds of play, facing various barrier walls with weird and wacky cut-out shapes speeding toward them. Each team must contort their bodies either individually or in unison to fit through the wall or be swept away into a pool below. The winning team will win $25,000 and the chance to compete against the dreaded “Blind Wall” for an additional $100,000. In the series premiere, it’s the “Sumo Wrestlers” vs. the “Jockeys” as 400-pound wrestlers compete against 100-pound equestrians; and the “Sweet Georgia Peaches” vs. the “Spicy New York Meatballs” as a family from the south takes on an Italian family from the north on HOLE IN THE WALL airing Thursday, Sept. 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOL-122/119) (TV-PG D, L)
Hosts: Brooke Burns and Mark Thompson
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—“Handlebar”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
CHEF GORDON RAMSAY TAKES ON HANDLEBAR RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, ON FOX
Chef Gordon Ramsay pays a visit to the Handlebar Restaurant and Lounge in Mt. Sinai, NY, with hopes of fulfilling a couple’s dream to serve good food to good company. In what seems to be a flashback from the 1980s, owners Bill and Carolyn LeRoy are in denial of the restaurant’s outdated décor and head chef’s lack of passion. Will Gordon get through to hot-headed Bill and be able to turn this restaurant around? Find out on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Sept. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-111) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 12
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
THE FUN IS MULTIPLIED WHEN IDENTICAL TWINS
AND A MOTHER OF QUINTUPLETS ARE QUIZZED
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, ON FOX
Identical twins and a mother of quintuplets attempt to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on an all-new Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Friday, Sept. 12 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-303) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
**SEASON PREMIERE**--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
WILL A ROLLER-DERBY QUEEN SKATE HER WAY TO A $1 MILLION?
FIND OUT ON THE SEASON PREMIERE
OF “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, ON FOX
We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? In the second season opener, a roller-derby queen from Cincinnati, OH, tries to skate her way to the grand prize. She will take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen, but suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the she belt out the correct missing lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Friday, Sept. 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-136) (TV-PG)
Host: Wayne Brady
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
--“COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #3”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
DEPUTIES DUPE DRUG DEALERS AND DINE-AND-DASHERS
ON “COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #3”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX
Deputies in Palm Beach County, FL, set-up a sting in a known drug trafficking area and cameras are there to capture the criminals take the bait one by one. Also featured are officers in Las Vegas, NV, called to a restaurant where a patron gives new meaning to “eat and run.” As tropical storm clouds approach, deputies in Palm Beach County, FL, catch a suspect creating a cloud inside his car on an all-new COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #3 airing Saturday, Sept. 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2102) (TV-PG L, V)
--“COPS: Stupid Criminals Special Edition #2”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
SUSPECTS ATTEMPT TO OUTSMART DETECTIVES AND DEPUTIES
ON “COPS: Stupid Criminals Special EDITION #2”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX
When Detective Carl Jones of the Rialto, CA, Police Department spots a stolen vehicle in an alleyway, the driver attempts to evade officers and causes an accident involving a patrol car and two parked cars. Still thinking he has a chance to escape, the suspect flees on foot before he is caught and hauled off to jail. Also featured is Deputy Kelly Simpkins of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, who spots a suspicious male lurking in a known drug area. When the suspect is caught red-handed, his family shows nothing but tough love on COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #2 airing Saturday, Sept. 13 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2005) (TV-PG L, V)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2202) (TV-14 V)
Host: John Walsh
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC
OBAMA AND MCCAIN RIDE THE HOT TAMALE TRAIN
ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “MADtv”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX
MADtv returns for a 14th season of off-the-wall humor and side-splitting laughs. Keegan-Michael Key and Erica Ash are “Barack and Michelle Obama” and they join Bobby Lee and Arden Myrin as “John and Cindy McCain” on a spoof of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE: PRESIDENTIAL EDITION. The McCains try to impress the judges with their waltz as the Obamas try to win votes with their hip-hop number on the season premiere episode of MADtv airing Saturday, Sept. 13 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1401) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Johnny Sanchez, Erica Ash, Eric Price, Lauren Pritchard and Matt Braunger.
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
GET READY TO BE SPIKED ON THE SEASON PREMIERE
OF “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ON FOX
TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten will keep you on the edge of your seat with laughter with its fresh approach to the conventional late-night format by featuring celebrity guests, musical acts, eclectic performance pieces and irreverent comedy sketches, both inside the studio and out on the streets of Los Angeles on the season premiere of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Sept. 13 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-301) (TV-14 L)
Host: Spike Feresten
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC
BART FALLS FOR A COW AND TRIES TO SAVE IT
BEFORE IT IS SENT TO THE SLAUGHERHOUSE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX
Zooey Deschanel Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
When Bart joins the 4-H Club, he unexpectedly falls in love with a cow named Lou. But when Bart finds out that Lou has been sold to a slaughterhouse, he becomes determined to save him. Bart and Lisa free Lou from the slaughterhouse, and Bart gives the cow to Mary, a fellow 4-H Club member. However, Mary’s father mistakenly believes Bart is giving them the cow as a dowry for Mary’s hand in marriage. When Homer and Marge hear of Bart’s engagement, they devise a plan to save Lou and free Bart from his marriage in the “Apocalypse Cow” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 14 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1910) (TV-PG D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Apu; Harry Shearer as Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Guest; Tress MacNeille as Brandine
Guest Voice Cast: Zooey Deschanel as Mary
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
LISA’S DOCUMENTARY ON HER FAMILY PREMIERES
AT THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX
Jim Jarmusch Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
Lisa makes a documentary about her family for a school project. After the success of her project, Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers encourage her to enter the film into the Sundance Film Festival. But when Lisa’s film premieres at Sundance, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid behind-the-scenes look at their lives in the “Any Given Sundance” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 14 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1911) (TV-PG L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouset; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Muntz
Guest Voice Cast: Jim Jarmusch as himself
**SERIES PREMIERE ENCORE**—“FRINGE”—(8:00-9:35 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
IMAGINE THE IMPOSSIBILITES
WITH AN ENCORE OF THE SERIES PREMIERE OF “FRINGE”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ON FOX
From J.J. Abrams, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, the team behind “Star Trek,” “Mission: Impossible III” and “Alias,” comes a new series that will thrill, terrify and explore the blurring line between the possible and the impossible. When an international flight lands at Boston’s Logan Airport with no signs of life, an unlikely trio – FBI Special Agent Olivia Dunham; brilliant but formerly institutionalized scientist Walter Bishop; and his scheming, reluctant son Peter – uncovers a deadly mystery involving a series of unbelievable events and realizes they may be a part of a larger, more disturbing pattern in the series premiere “Pilot” episode of FRINGE airing Sunday, Sept. 14 (8:00-9:35 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FR-101) (TV-14 L, S, V)
Cast: Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham, Joshua Jackson as Peter Bishop, John Noble as Walter Bishop, Lance Reddick as Phillip Broyles, Kirk Acevedo as Charlie Francis, Mark Valley as John Scott, Blair Brown as Nina Sharp and Jasika Nicole as Astrid Farnsworth.
Guest Cast: Jason Butler Harner as Richard Steig, Bernadeta Wrobel as Flight Attendant, Andreas Franke as Pilot, Dennis Mockler as Co-Pilot, Lee Jay Gladman as CDC Officer, Andrew Hinkson as Guard, Kelly King as Nurse, Peter Outerbridge as Dr. Reyes, Tauqir Shah as Iraqi Business Man #1, Omar Habib as Iraqi Business Man #2, Quinn Martin as Orderly, Chris Britton as Dr. Bruce Summer, Rick Parker as Cow Delivery Man.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 31
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JOY TACKLE THE CRYING GAME ON “’TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX
Wendie Malick Makes a Special Guest Appearance
When Joy accuses Eddie of not being able to express his emotions, they enroll in a couple’s seminar to strengthen their relationship and help Eddie get in touch with his feelings. During the retreat their teacher, Dr. Friedman (Wendie Malick) pushes her new age therapy leaving a bad taste in their mouths. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to help Eddie get in touch with his sensitive side and Jeff admits his sensitivity to Steph on the “Sob Story” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 31 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-216) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster, and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenny; Diane Delano as Sammy; Jody Carter as Beatrice; and Wendie Malick as Dr. Friedman
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE IS IN OVER HIS HEAD
ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX
When Joy calls off their usual anniversary celebration and surprises Eddie with a gift, he decides to one-up her with a special snorkeling trip to Hawaii requiring him to take swimming lessons from Kenny in the “Swimming with the Starks” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 31 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-217) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenny
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
BART HAS TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE SNITCH IS
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX
When a new, tough-looking kid at school named Donny teams up with Bart to help him carry out his pranks, Bart thinks he has found his ultimate partner in crime. However, when Bart’s seemingly fool-proof pranks begin to backfire, Groundskeeper Willie warns Bart that he smells a rat in Bart’s group of friends. With Principal Skinner on his case and the possibility of expulsion on the horizon, Bart must figure out who he can trust and who he must get rid of before it is too late. Meanwhile, Homer receives a fancy loaner car after Marge damages their old car in an accident, and he grows extremely attached to his new set of luxury wheels in “The Debarted” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 31 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1906) (TV-PG D, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
Guest Voice Cast: Topher Grace as Donny; Terry Gross as herself; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabapple
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.STAN WAVES THE RAINBOW FLAG
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX
When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan’s Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska boarder, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them in “Surro-Gate” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Aug. 31 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-307) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
Guest Voice Cast: Mike Barker as Terry and Cashier, Max Burkholder as Kid Doctor, Mary Jo Catlett as Guest #1, Leisha Hailey as Lily, Mike Henry as Jackson, Kid Doctor and Guy 1, Brian Lally as Nebraska Man, Jane Lynch as Al, Matt McKenna as Derek, Patrick Stewart as Bullock.
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.PETER HAS A STROKE OF GENIUS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX
Ricardo Montalban Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
Peter decides to grow a moustache, but then he’s mistaken for a fireman (because they all have moustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a “thank you” but he eats so many that he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow (Montalban) he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse on the “McStroke” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Aug. 31 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-519) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
Guest Voice Cast: Ricardo Montalban as the Cow
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.THE NAME IS SMITH…STAN SMITH
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 31, ON FOX
Stan and the family are characters in a Bond-style spoof when Stan must stop Tearjerker (a/k/a Roger), a diabolical film producer, who produces movies that can kill. Tearjerker’s fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece “Oscar’s Gold” the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers cry themselves to death on the "Tearjerker” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Aug. 31 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-308) (TV-14 D, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 1
**2-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**—PRISON BREAK – (8:00 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
THE BREAK IS OVER!
TUNE IN FOR THE SEASON FOUR PREMIERE OF “PRISON BREAK”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, ON FOX
Michael Rapaport Joins Cast
Michael uncovers unbelievable news in Los Angeles when he seeks revenge against Whistler and Gretchen for Sara’s death. Michael and Lincoln are reunited with the gang and receive an offer from a Homeland Security Agent they cannot refuse. Mahone suffers a devastating loss, and T-Bag is deserted during his flight to freedom in “Scylla/Breaking & Entering,” the 2-hour season premiere episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Sept. 1 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-401/402) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield; Sarah Wayne Callies as Dr. Sara Tancredi; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Gretchen; Michael Rapaport as Don Self; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo
Guest Cast: Marshall Allman as LJ Burrows; Cress Williams as Wyatt; Callie Thorne as Pam Mahone; Wilbur Fitzgerald as Bruce Bennett; Leon Russom as Pad Man; Crystal Mantecon as Sister Mary Francis; Rachel Leora as Theresa; Steve Tom as Tuxhorn; John Rosenfield as Jason Lief
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2
**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“HOUSE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.HOUSE STRUGGLES TO RECOVER HIS MEMORY
IN THE AFTERMATH OF A MAJOR BUS ACCIDENT
IN ORDER TO SAVE AN AILING PASSENGER’S LIFE
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, ON FOX
Fred Durst (“Limp Bizkit”) Guest-Stars
House finds himself dazed, confused and covered in blood after surviving a bus accident that left dozens seriously injured. Unable to clearly recall the events leading up to the crash due to his head injuries, House becomes convinced through his flashbacks that a fellow bus passenger was exhibiting signs of a deadly illness prior to the crash. Much to the team’s dismay, House pushes through the pain of his own injuries, desperate to piece together the fragments of his shattered memory in order to save someone who might not even know he or she could be dying. Yet he remains inhibited by injuries sustained from a bus accident that has also left a victim rapidly deteriorating from a mysterious condition. Clues inside House's head hold the key to a patient's condition, and House's friendship with Wilson is tested beyond limits as murky memories from the bus accident the night before threaten to change their lives forever in the “House’s Head/Wilson’s Heart” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Sept. 2 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-415/416) (TV-14 D, S)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast: Fred Durst as Bartender
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3
**2-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**—“BONES”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
LONDON’S CALLING AS BRENNAN AND BOOTH CROSS THE POND
TO INVESTIGATE THE DEATH OF A YOUNG BRITISH HEIRESS
IN THE TWO-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE OF “BONES”
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, ON FOX
Brennan and Booth travel from D.C. to London for Brennan to guest-lecture at Oxford University and for Booth to speak at Scotland Yard. They are asked by local officials to lend their expertise to a high-profile murder investigation involving a young British heiress and are paired up with their respective British counterparts, Dr. Ian Wexler (guest star Andrew Buchan) and Inspector Cate Pritchard (guest star Indira Varma). The duos venture through London to investigate the puzzling murder of the young and glamorous heiress, whose father is a wealthy American businessman. Meanwhile, back in D.C., the Jeffersonian team lends its expertise to the Brits’ case, but they are thrown for a loop by the unexpected return of Angela’s long-estranged husband who must consent to a divorce before she can marry Hodgins. When a member of the U.K.’s own investigative team is murdered, Brennan and Booth’s personal connection to the case strengthens their resolve to help solve the mystery surrounding the death as they search for the London killer in the “Yanks in the U.K.” (Parts 1 and 2) episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Sept. 3 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-319/320) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Indira Varma as Cate Pritchard; Sean Blakemore as Birimbau; Michael Brandon as Roger Frampton; Tuppence Middleton as Vera Waterhouse; Ed Coleman as Cyril Bibby; Ty Glaser as Heather Miller; Andrew Buchan as Ian Wexler; David Yelland as Gerard Bonham; Jane How as Anne Bonham; Sheila Reid as Paige Bonham; Ben Righton as Harry; Nick Ellsworth as Jamison; Ben Loyd Holmes as Jasper Ferry; Jonathan Wrather as Emerson; Rocky Marshall as Lake; David Fahm as Palmer; Simon Dutton as William Curry
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 4
**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—Revisited: Gordon Returns—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
HEAD CHEF GORDON RAMSAY FOLLOWS UP
ON PREVIOUS RESTAURANT DISASTERS
ON ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, ON FOX
Head Chef Gordon Ramsay revisits the kitchens of six restaurants that were once on the verge of disaster. A year ago, these failing businesses were about to close their doors due to rough financial times and uncertainty about the future. They required the expertise of Ramsay, who stepped in to make some immediate changes. With a dramatic facelift that altered the menu, décor and mission of each establishment, owners and staff members were finally able to taste success. But have these newly-positive reputations proven to be permanent? Can these restaurants pull themselves out of their former nightmares and into money-making dreams? Or is it time to turn off the grill and hang up the aprons? Find out on the special 2-hour “Revisited: Gordon Returns” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Thursday, Sept. 4 (8:00-10:00 ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-123/124) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
**2-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”-- (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
IT’S TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!
THE 5TH GRADE TEST IS PASSED AND
A MILLION DOLLARS IS AWARDED THIS SEASON…
WILL IT BE TONIGHT ON THE TWO-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE OF
“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
FRIDAY, SEPT. 5, ON FOX
New 5th Grade Class Introduced
Supermodel Kathy Ireland and Superintendent from Georgia Test Their Skills
As students across the country head back to school, a new class of fifth-graders are introduced on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? Supermodel Kathy Ireland and the State Superintendent from Georgia attempt to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. These notable contestants find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Players are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on the two-hour season premiere of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Friday, Sept. 5 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-301/302) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“COPS: BACK TO BROWARD SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
ARRESTING 21st SEASON PREMIERE RETURNS TO ITS ROOTS
WITH “COPS: BACK TO BROWARD SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX
After 20 seasons and over 700 episodes, COPS, one of the longest-running series on television, kicks off its 21st season by taking cameras back to where it all began in the late 1980s – Broward County, FL. This entire episode features law enforcement from the same county where COPS captured some of the earliest crimes featured on the pioneering series. Segments include an intoxicated driver fleeing the scene of an accident, drug activity and super suspicious behavior on the season premiere of COPS: BACK TO BROWARD SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Sept. 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2107) (TV-PG L)
**SEASON PREMIERE**—“COPS: WHAT A SAP SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
DEPUTIES DODGE A CAR AND A CRIMINAL FINDS A TREE
ON “COPS: WHAT A SAP SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX
Deputies in Palm Beach County, FL, try to avoid injury when an uncooperative suspect uses his car as a weapon, but things get even more interesting when a tree gets in his way. Also featured are officers in Spokane, WA, on patrol during a busy night and responding to two calls one after another. Also, officers from Rialto, CA, spot a potential drug deal on the season premiere episode “What a Sap” on COPS: WHAT A SAP SPECIAL EDITION airing Saturday, Sept. 6 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2101) (TV-PG L)
**SEASON PREMIERE** —“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
BEGINS ITS 22ND SEASON IN THE PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. Beginning its 22nd season tonight, this crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. The 22nd season premiere of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Sept. 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2201) (TV-14 V)
Host: John Walsh
“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
DAVE NAVARRO ROCKS THE COMEDY WORLD
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX
MADtv welcomes guitarist Dave Navarro to the late-night laugh fest. Bobby Lee joins Navarro in a parody of the popular FOX show 24 depicting the life of Lee hour-by-hour as he discovers a “love boil” on his body and the ordeal they go through to have it removed on MADtv airing Saturday, Sept. 6 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1316) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall
Guest Cast: Dave Navarro
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
JERRY SEINFELD TURNS THE TABLES ON SPIKE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, ON FOX
Patrick Warburton Makes a Special Guest Appearance
TALKSHOW hits late-night with a triple comedy punch when actor/comedian Jerry Seinfeld horns in on Spike Feresten’s hosting duties and Spike takes the hot seat as a guest. Then Seinfeld welcomes Patrick Warburton, creating a “Seinfeld” and “Bee Movie” reunion on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Sept. 6 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-211) (TV-14)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guests: Jerry Seinfeld and Patrick Warburton
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the preceding NFL football doubleheader, KING OF THE HILL at 7:00 PM and 7:30 PM will air on the West Coast only.]
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:00-7:30 PM PT) CC
PEGGY GETS INTO SELLER MODE ON
“KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
Peggy, a passionate realtor, finds a great home listing that she must sell within two weeks. One catch, though, the home is currently occupied by the strangest family in Arlen. Peggy doesn’t feel they are visually appealing enough to get the home sold in time, so she decides to bring in a “Hollywood” family to sell the home. The Hill family opens their house to rehearse the home-selling scene, and Peggy finds herself in a pickle when she gets a buyer…for the Hill’s home! Hank does whatever it takes to hold on to his family’s house in the “Six Characters in Search of a House” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (7:00-7:30 PM PT) on FOX. (KH-1208) (TV-PG)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(7:30-8:00 PM PT) CC
DOLLAR SIGNS LEAD DALE OFF-SIDES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
Joseph Gribble, Dale’s son, becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, and Arlen residents are bursting with excitement and hoping this is their year! Spencer Academy, a very wealthy prep school, approaches Joseph with an offer to play football for them. Joseph wants to turn them down, but Dale sees only dollar signs when the offer includes an exclusive cash contract. Dale quickly realizes the Gribble family doesn’t fit into the upper-class lifestyle, and he devises a plan to raise the money to pay back the prep-school for breaking the obligation in the “The Courtship of Joseph’s Father” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (7:30-8:00 PM PT) on FOX. (KH-1209) (TV-PG)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR
PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice Appearances
When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal government. When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leech” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin
Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER CHEATS ON HIS DIET
AND BART AND LISA TRY TO COVER UP A PRANK GONE WRONG
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
Marge hires a nutritionist who puts Homer on a strict diet, but Homer decides to sneak in snacks and meals on the side. Marge becomes suspicious of Homer’s weight gain and calls the producers of “The Sneakers,” a take-off on “Cheaters.” Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa go bike-riding in Springfield National Park, where they run into Martin Prince and play a prank on him. Bart and Lisa are wracked with guilt when their prank goes terribly wrong they think they’re responsible for the accidental death of Martin Prince in the “Dial ‘N’ for Nerder” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1907) (TV-PG D, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Betsy; Russi Taylor as Martin; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
STEWIE’S DREAM BECOMES REALITY
IN THE 100TH EPISODE OF “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
In the 100th episode, Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind. Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie stows away on the ship, finds Lois and …well … the title says it all in the “Stewie Kills Lois” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-517) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.FRANCINE IS STAN’S NO. 2 GAL
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ON FOX
When Stan’s mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney and Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the “ick” on the "Oedipal Panties” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Sept. 7 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-309) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 17
[EDITOR’S NOTE: AMERICAN DAD is
preempted this night.]
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JEFF ENGAGE IN A WIFE SWAP
ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX
When Steph introduces Eddie to yoga and Jeff turns Joy on to tennis, the couples
spend more and more time with their friends and less time with each other. The
swap seems successful until Jeff’s competitive streak emerges and Joy tries to
bow out of tennis lessons in the “Mixed Doubles” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing
Sunday, Aug. 17 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-207) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely
Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.
Guest Cast: Lisa Catara as Yoga
Instructor; Joe Rosati as Gary
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE GETS A BROTHER
ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX
J.B. Smoove Joins the Cast as a Recurring Character
To avoid doing housework with Joy,
Eddie signs up to be a volunteer for a “Big Brother” program but things go awry
when he’s accidentally given an adult (J.B. Smoove) instead of a kid to mentor
in the “Really Big Brother” episode of ‘TIL DEATH
airing Sunday, Aug. 17 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-213) (TV-PG D)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely
Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.
Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenneth Westchester; Aree Davis as Girl #1; Gracie
Markland as Girl #2; Desmond Roberts as David; Michele Stanton as Counter Girl;
Meeghan Holaway as Gwen; Sean Donnellan as DJ Voiceover; and Tricia Leigh Fisher
as Denise
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
MARGE AND HOMER RECOUNT HOW HOMER SINGLEHANDEDLY
STARTED THE GRUNGE MOVEMENT DURING THE 90’S
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX
Weird Al Yankovic and Kurt Loder Make Guest-Voice
Appearances
When Bart and Lisa discover Marge’s diploma from Springfield University, Marge
reveals that she had attended the university back when she and Homer had first
started dating. In a flash back, Homer gives up his dreams of becoming a
musician and takes a job at his father’s laser tag warehouse to support Marge
attending Springfield University. However, when Marge finds herself attracted to
an offbeat professor named Professor August, Homer decides he has had enough of
Marge’s wandering eye. Homer instead focuses his emotions on his music,
inventing a new sound called “grunge.” As Marge continues to date the
pretentious professor, Homer becomes the hottest grunge artist around, as
evidenced by Weird Al’s parody of his music. But when Marge sees a special news
report on MTV with Kurt Loder announcing that Homer’s band, Sadgasm, has broken
up and that Homer is holed-up in a mansion hopelessly addicted to drugs, Marge
must choose between her new life and her old love in the “That 90’s Show”
episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Aug. 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SI-1904) (TV-PG D, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie
Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as
Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as
Buxom Coed; Tress MacNeille as Fan #1
Guest Voice Cast: Weird Al Yankovic as himself; Kurt
Loder as himself
**100TH EPISODE
SPECIAL**—“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
THE GRIFFINS CELEBRATE 100 EPISODES
IN A FREAKIN’ SWEET “FAMILY GUY” SPECIAL
SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX
This special half-hour FAMILY GUY tribute showcases
the outrageous antics of the Griffin family and celebrates the side-splitting,
irreverent humor of the fan-favorite animated series. Some of the funniest
moments, satirical spoofs and musical numbers of the past 100 episodes are
revisited on the FAMILY GUY 100th EPISODE SPECIAL airing Sunday,
Aug. 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SP-0816) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie
Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green
as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH
CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
IT’S ALL JUST A GAME ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX
Brian Austin Green Guest-Stars
When Sarah’s friend Andy submits his computer into a
chess competition, she revaluates his computer’s capabilities and worries where
it could all lead. During the chess match, Sarah comes face-to-face with a
stranger whose history is closely tied to hers. Meanwhile at school, Cameron
gets called into grief counseling and John makes a new friend in shop class.
Agent Ellison discovers remnants from a terminator battle in the “Queen’s
Gambit” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Sunday,
Aug. 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-104) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones
Guest Cast: Brian Austin Green as a Stranger; Dean
Winters as Charley Dixon; Garret Dillahunt as Laszlo/Cromartie; Brendan Hines as
Andy Goode; Matt McColm as Vick; Neil Hopkins as Mr. Harris; Kristina Apgar as
Cheri; Jose Luis Chavez as Morris; Mark Ivanir as Dimitri; Josue Aguirre as Bobo;
Sonya Walger as Michelle; and John De Vito as Young John.
MONDAY, AUGUST 18
--“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00
PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MICHAEL RACES TO MAKE FINAL PREPARATIONS FOR THE
ESCAPE
WHEN A DOWNPOUR FORCES HIM TO BREAK OUT OF SONA THAT
NIGHT
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, AUGUST 18, ON FOX
Heavy rains force Michael to move up the escape
timetable and break out of Sona that evening. Another inmate joins in on the
escape, and T-Bag and Lechero form an alliance as Bellick hopes to form one with
Mahone. Lincoln and Sucre help bring the lights down on Sona on the “Under &
Out” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Aug. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (PB-311) (TV-14 V)
Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth
Miller as Michael Scofield; Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell; Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as
Lechero; Chris Vance as James Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn
O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony; with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone
Guest Cast: Carlo Alban as McGrady; Joseph Melendez
as Rafael; Manuel Marrero as Auturo Monjares
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH
CONNOR CHRONICLES”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
FLASH BACK TO THE FUTURE ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, AUGUST 18, ON FOX
While fighting for his life and moving in and out of
consciousness, a stranger remembers life in the future and his personal battle
against the machines. Meanwhile, Sarah finds herself trying to explain the past
to Charley in the “Dungeons and Dragons” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR
CHRONICLES airing Monday, Aug. 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SCC-109) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones
Guest Cast: Brian Austin Green as a Stranger; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon
TUESDAY, AUGUST 19
--“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
House auditions potential new team members
and treats an astronaut who sees what she hears
on “house” tuesday, AUGUST 19, on fox
House has relented in regard to interviewing
potential team members, but he’s doing it his own way. He has called in all 40
applicants for the open spots on his team (including guest stars Olivia Wilde,
Kal Penn, Peter Jacobson, Anne Dudek and Edi Gathegi), each numbered
individually by runners’ bibs, and puts them to the
test in a Darwinian trial period. As he drills the fellows and arbitrarily fires
some along the way, he is approached by a fighter pilot named Greta, a candidate
for NASA’s astronaut training program. Greta suffers from a neurological
disorder in which she is converting visual images to sound, or hearing with her
eyes. Knowing that NASA would reject any possibility of her becoming an
astronaut if they knew of her problem, Greta begs House to treat her in secret.
Keeping her identity private, House takes the case to his fellowship candidates
and pits them against one another to come up with an accurate diagnosis.
Meanwhile, House is ruffled when he thinks he sees Cameron, Chase and Foreman in
the hospital hallways in “The Right Stuff” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday,
Aug. 19 (9:00–10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-402) (TV-14 D)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa
Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard
as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as
Dr. Robert Chase.
Guest Cast: Essence Atkins as Greta; Anne Dudek as
Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Kutner;
Heather Fox as Ashka; Jonathan Sadowski as Mason; Carmen Argenziano as Henry;
Edi Gathegi as Cole; Jason Manuel Olazábal as O’Reilly; Andy Comeau as Brennan;
Meera Simhan as Jody; Melinda Dahl as Twin 15A; Caitlin Dahl as Twin 15B;
Kathryn Adams as Number 23; Larkin Campbell as Dave; Jaimarie Bjorge as
Beautiful Doctor; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH
CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
CAMERON LEARNS TO DANCE
AND SARAH TRACKS A MISSING CYBORG ARM
ON “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
TUESDAY, AUGUST 19, ON FOX
When Sarah breaks into Agent Ellison’s apartment
looking for a missing endo-arm, she discovers dossiers, files and video from her
stay in the mental hospital. The files lead her to hospital psychiatrist Dr.
Silverman – a doomsday convert who made Sarah’s hospital stay unbearable.
Meanwhile, Cameron enrolls in a ballet class taught by Maria Shipkov, Dmitri’s
sister, in an effort to track down his whereabouts and find out who has the
Turk. John learns what it took for his mom to escape the hospital; Agent
Ellison’s endo-arm discovery puts him danger in the “The Demon Hand” episode of
TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Tuesday, Aug. 19
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-106) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey as Sarah Connor, Thomas Dekker as
John Connor, Summer Glau as Cameron, Richard T. Jones as FBI Agent
Guest Cast: Brian Austin Green as a Stranger; Mark Bloom as FBI Evidence Clerk;
Keith Pillow as Mr. Bianchi; Kristina Apgar as Cheri; Jose Luis Chavez as
Morris; Mark Ivanir as Dimitri; Matt Angel as Damien Axelrod; Bruce Davison as
Dr. Silverman; Traber Burns Chief of Staff; Angela Gots as Maria; Alex Veadov as
Russian Man; and Ron Butler as Social Worker.
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 20
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
BRENNAN’S FATHER IS ON TRIAL FOR MURDER,
AND BOOTH AND THE JEFFERSONIAN TEAM ARE CALLED
TO TESTIFY AGAINST HIM
ON “BONES” WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 20, ON FOX
Ryan O’Neal Guest-Stars
Brennan’s father, Max (guest star Ryan O’Neal), is
put on trial for the alleged murder of FBI Deputy Director Robert Kirby, and the
entire Jeffersonian team, excluding Brennan, are called to be expert witnesses
for the prosecution. As Booth and the rest of the team grapple with trying to be
impartial knowing that their testimony could send Brennan's father to Death Row,
Brennan insists that everyone participate objectively in the trial. With Brennan
serving as a forensics advisor for the defense, she must rely not only on her
expertise as an anthropologist but on her dedication to her family to find a way
to exonerate her father in “The Verdict in the Story” episode of BONES airing
Wednesday, Aug. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-313) (TV-14 V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan;
David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins;
Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor
as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daly as Dr. Lance Sweets
Guest Cast: Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; Loren Dean as
Russ Brennan; Patricia Belcher as Ausa Caroline Julian
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH
CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
IT’S ALL IN THE MIND ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 20, ON FOX
John
defends Cameron against a damning accusation by Derek and Sarah gets too close
to a Terminator. Meanwhile, Cromartie closes in on
John on the “Vick’s Chip” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
airing Wednesday, Aug. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-108) (TV-14
L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and
Richard T. Jones
Guest Cast: Garret Dillahunt as Laszlo/Cromartie;
Matt McColm as Vick; Kristina Apgar as Cheri Westin; Jose Luis Chavez as Morris;
Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese; Andre Royo as Sumner; Jonathan Sadowski as
Sayles; Edoardo Ballerini as Timms; Karina Logue as Barbara; Diana Maria Riva as
Dr. Carmen Cabrera; Allen Evangelista as Doug; Tony Raymond Wilde as Eric
Carlson; Bruno Amato as Gym Coach; Joshua Wolf Coleman as Clerk; Aki Kotabe as
Kendo; Brian D. Jones as EMT; Ismail Bashley as ER Doctor; Claudia Choi as
Nurse; and Derek Basco as Worker at Hospital.
THURSDAY, AUGUST 21
**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NFL
PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL—San Francisco at Chicago—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT)
CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS VS. CHICAGO BEARS
IN NFL PRE-SEASON ACTION
THURSDAY, AUGUST 21, ON FOX
FOX
Sports presents a special NFL preseason match-up between the San Francisco 49ers
and the Chicago Bears live and in HD from Soldier Field in Chicago airing Thursday,
Aug. 21 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0905) (TV-N/A)
FRIDAY, AUGUST 22
**TIME PERIOD
PREMIERE**—“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT)
CC
CONTESTANTS SEEK PA$$ING GRADES
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
FRIDAY, AUGUST 22, ON FOX
Unlike
the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th
GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve
forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find
themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle
subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to
social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for
contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity
to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is
the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on tonight’s episode of
Are You Smarter Than a 5th
Grader? airing Friday, Aug. 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(AYS-111) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH
GRADER?”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
ADULTS GET THEIR 5TH GRADE FACTS STRAIGHT
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?”
FRIDAY, AUGUST 22, ON FOX
Unlike
the typical game show that measures intelligence, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th
GRADER? tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve
forgotten since elementary school. New grownup contestants will again find
themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle
subjects they’ve already been taught, ranging from art to geography and math to
social studies. However, the players are not alone. There is a way for
contestants to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults will have the opportunity
to get some help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is
the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on
Are You Smarter Than a 5th
Grader? airing Friday, Aug. 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(AYS-112) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
SATURDAY, AUGUST 23
--“COPS: COAST TO
COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS PULL OVER SOME SHADY CHARACTERS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, ON
FOX
A deputy with the Martin County, FL, Sheriff’s
Office is on patrol in a flea market that is accustomed to shady characters.
Officers with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department stop a suspicious
driver in what turns out to be anything but a routine traffic stop. Also
featured are officers from the Palm Beach County, FL, Sheriff’s Office who pull
over a car with a driver who is high on COPS: COAST
TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 23 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(CP-2029) (TV-PG)
--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS POLICE DRUGS AND DOMESTIC DISPUTES
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, ON
FOX
When Officer Deputy Rick Lee of the Brevard County,
FL, Sheriff’s Office patrols an area known for drug trafficking, he spots a car
driving through a parking lot without its lights on. He pulls over the vehicle
and the front seat passenger attempts to flee. Also featured is Deputy Robert
Wiggs of the Riverside, CA, County Sheriff’s called to the scene of a domestic
dispute and finds the suspect hiding on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday,
Aug. 23 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2003) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS
BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST
WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT
OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, AUGUST 23,
ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on
the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on
capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the
criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that
harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims'
rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children
cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Aug. 23
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2144) (TV-14 D, V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT
ET/PT) CC
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS JOINS THE LATE-NIGHT CREW
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, ON FOX
Actor Neil Patrick Harris joins Michael McDonald for
fan-favorite sketch “Mannequin vs. Mannequin,” while Dan Oster plays Mark L.
Walberg on MADtv’s version of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH starring Bobby Lee as Connie
Chung and Michael McDonald as Maury Povich. Lee also appears as Kim Jong II in a
parody of the popular music video supporting Barack Obama called “You I Can” on
MADtv airing Saturday, Aug. 23 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX.
(MD-1314) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby
Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez
III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.
Guest Cast: Neil Patrick Harris
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
RYAN SEACRESTS JOINS IN ON THE LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, ON FOX
Ryan Seacrest, host of AMERICAN IDOL, takes a break
from AMERICAN IDOL auditions to sit down with Spike Feresten. The episode
features a new installment of “Comedy for Stoners” and Spike hitting Venice
Beach, CA, for a sketch on “Homeland Security” on
TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten
airing Saturday, Aug. 23
(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-201) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guest: Ryan Seacrest
SUNDAY, AUGUST 24
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
THE BALL IS IN EDDIE’S COURT ON “’TIL DEATH”
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23 ON FOX
When Joy and Eddie have a pregnancy scare, Joy
convinces Eddie to get a vasectomy. Nervous about the procedure Eddie takes
advice from Kenny (J.B. Smoove) and pretends that he wants more children in
order to avoid the trip to Dr. Park (Ken Jeong) on the “Snip/Duck” episode of
‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 24 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-214)
(TV-PG D, L, S)
Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster, and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenny; Ken Jeong as Dr. Park; Christopher Goodman as
Dad; Taylor Geare as Little Girl; Ty Panitz as Boy; Jill Tracy as Mom; and Mary
K Devault.
--“’TIL DEATH”—(8:00-8:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE LOOKS OUT FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER
ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, AUGUST 24 ON FOX
When Kenny is subjected to a perceived racist slight
at a local movie theater, he reacts strongly causing Eddie to rush to his
defense. In the aftermath, Eddie decides that Kenny over-reacted and resolves to
prove it to him on the “Raisinette in the Sun” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing
Sunday, Aug. 24 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-215) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Kat Foster, and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenny
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
WHEN HOMER AND MARGE GET TRAPPED IN A TUNNEL OF
LOVE,
THREE VALENTINE’S DAY STORIES OF SPRINGFIELDIAN LOVE
UNFOLD
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, AUGUST 24, ON FOX
To celebrate Valentine’s Day, Homer takes Marge to
the Tunnel of Love at a carnival. But when Bart pulls a prank involving some
Jell-O, they become hopelessly stranded. Homer tries to cheer Marge up by
recounting some of the greatest love stories of all time, beginning with Bonnie
and Clyde (as Marge and Homer) who steal each others’ hearts as they rob their
town dry. Next, Marge tells the story of two dogs, Sadie (Marge) and Scamp
(Homer), in her take on “Lady and the Tramp.” Lastly, Bart spins the final
romantic tale in his recounting of the rock-and-roll romance of the The Sex
Pistols when Nancy Spungeon (Lisa) falls for the rebellious Sid Vicious
(Nelson). Before long though, Sid and Nancy are hooked on chocolate, and as Sid
gains weight, Johnny Rotten (Bart) warns them that their dangerous habits are
turning them into “chunkies” in the “Love, Springfieldian Style” episode of THE
SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 24 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1905)
(TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie
Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as
Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as
Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Witch; Russi Taylor as Martin
--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
MEG FINDS TRUE LOVE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 24, ON FOX
When a flood hits Quahog, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma, but she wakes
up to a cute med student and they immediately hit it off. After Meg recovers,
Peter is very protective of her, so he drives “McCutie” away. But when Meg
reveals to the family that she is pregnant, Peter forces them to get married in
the “Peter’s Daughter” episode of FAMILY GUY airing
Sunday, Aug. 24 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-521) (TV-14 D, L,
S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and
Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis
as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR
CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
IT’S ALL IN THE MOMENT ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 24, ON FOX
Sarah and Derek attempt a business transaction with a questionable man, while
John and Cameron find themselves in a precarious situation during a school trip.
Meanwhile, Agent Ellison discovers a nemesis at the agency in the “What He
Beheld” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Sunday,
Aug. 24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-107) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones
Guest Cast: Dean Winters as Charley; Garrett Dillahunt as Laszlo/Cromartie; Jose
Luis Chavez as Morris; Catherine Dent as Agent Greta Simpson; Brian Austin Green
as Derek Reese; Keith Pillow as Mr. Bianchi; James Urbaniak as Café Manager;
Craig Fairbrass as Sarkissian; Jesse Garcia as Carlos; Sabrina Perez as Chola;
Bailee Madison as Little Girl; Mark Bloom as FBI Evidence Clerk; and Ramona
Duberry as Karen.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 10
[EDITOR’S NOTE: AMERICAN
DAD is preempted this night.]
--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
SUMMER VACATION BEGINS
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX
Summer vacation has begun and Allison surprises her parents when she brings Doug
(guest-star Timm Sharp) home. When Allison and Doug spend their days enjoying
the summer, Steph gets Eddie to join them. Jeff and Joy feel left out and
annoyed by their partners’ happiness but finally are persuaded to join in on the
“Summer of Love” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (7:00-7:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-122) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely
Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast: Krysten Ritter as
Allison, Timm Sharp as Doug
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JEFF GET A DOSE OF GYMS, LIES AND VIDEOS
ON “’TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX
After Eddie complains about their neglected gym membership, Joy attempts to
prove him wrong by taking on the treadmill and competing with other gym members.
Meanwhile, Jeff begs Eddie to preview an adult video in “The Tale of the Tape”
episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(TIL-206) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely
Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster
Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl;
Kimberly Hue as Doctor
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
WHEN SPRINGFIELD HOLDS A PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY,
VOTERS TURN TO THE ONE PERSON THEY CAN TRUST: RALPH
WIGGUM
ON “THE SIMPSONS”
sunday, AUGUST 10, on fox
Jon Stewart and Dan Rather Make Guest-Voice
Appearances
When Homer disposes of a leaky battery along with his fast food containers, he
causes an explosion that destroys Springfield’s fast-food district. Mayor
Quimby proposes to rebuild the district during the next election. The next
election, however, isn’t until June, so Quimby decides to move it to the
upcoming Saturday. This change makes Springfield the first city in the nation to
hold a presidential primary. Excitement builds as reporters from around the
country descend upon Springfield to cover the debate, but the news is dismal as
the candidates turn out to be less than compelling. On the night of the primary,
Kent Brockman announces an unexpected turn of events: Springfield voters
rejected all the candidates and embraced a write-in: Ralph Wiggum. Much to
Lisa’s chagrin, the leaders of both parties realize that embracing Ralph as a
candidate means certain victory come November. Although no one knows for sure
which political party Ralph is representing, he insists that everyone is invited
to his party in the “E Pluribus Wiggum” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing
Sunday, Aug. 10 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1903) (TV-PG L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Ralph Wiggum; Yeardley Smith as Lisa
Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Campaign
Worker #1; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner
Guest Voice Cast: Jon Stewart as himself; Dan Rather as himself
--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) CC
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BRIAN’S IN THE DOG HOUSE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX
Drew Barrymore Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian (Drew
Barrymore), she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin’.
Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back
on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their
relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does
Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about
their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually
stands up for herself and as a result gets fired in
the “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)” episode of
FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(FG-514) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and
Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis
as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore as Jillian
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH
CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
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“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES” MARATHON
BEGINS SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX
In
the series premiere, Sarah Connor struggles to keep her son John Connor safe
from an enemy Terminator from the future. She uproots their lives and takes him
to live in a small town in New Mexico where he befriends Cameron who ultimately
becomes his protector. Meanwhile, FBI Agent James Ellison continues his hunt
for Sarah Connor in the “Pilot” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR
CHRONICLES airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-101)
(TV-14 S, V)
Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas
Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones
Guest Cast: Owain Yeoman as
Cromartie; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Aaron Cash as terminator; Charlayne
Woodard as Terissa Dyson
MONDAY, AUGUST 11
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“PRISON BREAK”—(8:00-9:00
PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MICHAEL’S ESCAPE PLAN COMES CRASHING DOWN,
LECHERO LOSES HIS CONTROL OVER SONA,
LINCOLN PLANS AN EXPLOSIVE END FOR SUSAN,
AND BELLICK MAY HAVE HIS LAST FIGHT
ON “PRISON BREAK” MONDAY, AUGUST 11, ON FOX
When Lechero loses his authority over Sona, Sammy causes Michael’s escape plan
to come crashing down. T-Bag pressures Bellick to one more fight that will
likely be his last. Lincoln and Sucre plan an explosive end for Susan on the
“Dirt Nap” episode of PRISON BREAK airing Monday, Aug. 11 (8:00-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (PB-310) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Dominic Purcell as Lincoln Burrows; Wentworth Miller as Michael Scofield;
Amaury Nolasco as Fernando Sucre; Robert Knepper as Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell;
Wade Williams as Brad Bellick; Robert Wisdom as Lechero; Chris Vance as James
Whistler; Danay Garcia as Sofia Lugo; and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe as Susan B. Anthony;
with William Fichtner as Alexander Mahone
Guest Cast: Laurence Mason as Sammy; Carlo Alban as McGrady; Rey Gallegos
as Cristobel; Alec Rayme as Cyrus
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH
CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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SARAH, JOHN AND CAMERON STRUGGLE TO “KNOW THYSELF”
ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
MONDAY, AUGUST 11, ON FOX
Sarah makes contact with an old friend to ask a favor, while John decides to pay
a visit to Sarah’s ex and Cameron makes a new friend. Together they infiltrate a
resistance safe house and discover they are not alone. Meanwhile, Agent Ellison
realizes that Sarah is still alive and a dangerous person from Sarah’s past is
reawakened in the “Gnothi Seauton” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR
CHRONICLES airing Monday, Aug. 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-102)
(TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas
Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones
Guest Cast: Dean Winters as
Charley Dixon
TUESDAY, AUGUST 12
**TIME PERIOD
PREMIERE**—“HOUSE”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
WITHOUT THE HELP OF A TEAM, HOUSE SCRAMBLES
TO DIAGNOSE A WOMAN AFTER A BUILDING COLLAPSES ON
HER
ON “HOUSE”
TUESDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX
When an office building collapses, House has to work fast to diagnose a young
woman, Megan, who survived the disaster. Due to her injuries, Megan’s only form
of communication is blinking. House, without a team since Foreman and Cameron
quit and he fired Chase, talks through his ideas with a janitor at the hospital.
As Megan’s condition worsens, Cuddy puts pressure on House to hire a new team,
but House defiantly ignores her, and Wilson resorts to desperate measures and
hits House where he knows it will hurt. As House persists in diagnosing Megan by
himself, he realizes that the case is not what it appears, and that solitude may
not be the answer in the “Alone” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Aug. 12
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-401) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar
Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer
Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.
Guest Cast: Liliya Toneva as Liz; Kay Lenz as Mrs. Bradberry; Conor Dubin as
Ben; Bevin Prince as Megan; Pat Millicano as Leon; Kathryn Adams as Young
Doctor; Ken Takemoto as Sam Lee; Leo Vargas as Male Nurse; Maurice Godin as Dr.
Hourani; Xhercis as Imelda; Shannon McClung as Doug; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH
CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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SARAH MAKES HER MOVE ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
TUESDAY, AUGUST 12, ON FOX
Sarah pays a visit to Miles Dyson's widow looking for Skynet's creators. Her
search leads her to Andy Goode, a cell phone sales man who also happens to also
be the inventor of a chess playing computer known as "The Turk." Sarah has to
make a tough decision regarding her friendship with Goode. Meanwhile, John and
Cameron try their best to assimilate on their first day at the new high school
and John is conflicted about his role as a hero. Agent James Ellison finds
himself getting closer to the truth in the “The Turk” episode of TERMINATOR: THE
SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Tuesday, Aug. 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (SCC-103) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas
Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones
Guest Cast: Aaron Cash as Cromartie; Charlayne Woodard as Terissa Dyson; Phil
Morris as Miles Dyson; Brandan Hines as Andrew Goode; Kristina Apgar as Cheri
Westin; Adam Godley as Dr. Fleming; Bernard White as Dr. Lewis; Catherine Dent
as Agent Greta Simpson; Jesse Garcia as Carlos; Alessandra Torresani as Jordan;
Sabrina Perez as Chola; Tiya Dircar as Zoey; David Ortiz as Guy # 1; Floriana
Lima as Franny; Bashir Salahuddin as Security Guard-School; Cameron Van Hoy as
Guy #2 and Keith Pillow as Mr. Bianchi.
Contact: Tra-Mi Callahan
310-369-5712
tra-mi.callahan@fox.com
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 13
**TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**—“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital
5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
Booth and
Brennan learn some lessons in babysitting
as they
INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF an INFANT’S MOTHER
ON
“BONES” WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 13, ON FOX
Booth and Brennan investigate the scene where a car was run off the road and the
victim’s body deliberately burned beyond recognition. When the team hears
muffled whimpering during the site investigation, they find the victim’s baby
miraculously perched in a tree above the scene of the crash. The team designates
Brennan as the infant’s caretaker, but when the baby swallows a key piece of
evidence, they question her nurturing skills. The team soon identifies the
victim as a laborer who worked in a tire-recycling factory in a small,
impoverished town in Virginia, and Brennan and Booth venture out to investigate
who might have wanted her dead. Their suspicions range from her deadbeat husband
to the impecunious habitants of her town. Meanwhile, the team is fascinated by
the presence of a baby in the lab and its affinity for Brennan in “The Baby in
the Bough” episode of BONES airing Wednesday, Aug. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-309) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special
Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela
Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam”
Saroyan
Guest Cast: Nathan Dean as Agent Charlie Burns; Cameron Dye as Lou Taylor;
Austin O’Brien as Jimmy Grant; Becky Wahlstrom as Carol Grant; Tom Wilson as
Chip Barnett; Ronald William Lawrence as Terry; James C. Victor as Rich; Frank
Clem as Earl Delancy; Steve Seagren as Sheriff Delpy; James Lashly as Paul;
Sheila Shaw as Dorothy; Clement E. Blake as Homeless Man
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH
CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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NO ONE IS EVER SAFE ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 13, ON FOX
When Sarah, Cameron and John track down stolen cargo, they become separated from
John leading him to discover the future isn’t as safe as he had hoped.
Meanwhile, Agent Ellison’s murder investigation leads him to an interesting
suspect in the “Heavy Metal” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
Wednesday, Aug. 13 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-105) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas
Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones
Guest Cast: Garret Dillahunt as George Laszlo; Brian Bloom as Carter; Catherine
Dent as Agent Greta Simpson; Lee Thompson Young as Agent Stewart; Andy Umberger
as Davidson; Linda Shing as Dolores; Sean Smiith as Dr. Lyman; Michael Dempsey
as Detective; Mark Adair Rios as Crewman; Greg Eagles as Crewman 1; Hector
Atreyu Ruiz as Driver; Douglas Bennett as Guard and Taira Soo as Office Manager.
THURSDAY, AUGUST 14
**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NFL
PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL—Carolina at Philadelphia—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT)
CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
CAROLINA PANTHERS VS. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
IN NFL PRE-SEASON ACTION
THURSDAY, AUGUST 14, ON FOX
FOX Sports presents a special NFL preseason match-up
between the Carolina Panthers and the Philadelphia Eagles, live and in HD from
Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, PA, airing Thursday, Aug. 14
(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) on FOX. (SP-0903) (TV-N/A)
FRIDAY, AUGUST 15
**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—NFL
PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL—Oakland at Tennessee—(8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS PRESENTS
OAKLAND RAIDERS VS. TENNESSEE TITANS
IN NFL PRE-SEASON ACTION
FRIDAY, AUGUST 15, ON FOX
FOX Sports presents a special NFL preseason match-up
between the Oakland Raiders and the Tennessee Titans, live and in HD from LP
Field in Nashville, TN, airing Friday, Aug. 15 (8:00 PM-CC ET/5:00 PM-CC
PT) on FOX. (SP-0904) (TV-N/A)
SATURDAY, AUGUST 16
--“COPS: COAST TO
COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
SURVEILLANCE LEADS OFFICERS TO OFFENDERS
“COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, AUGUST 16, ON FOX
When officers in Portland, OR, conduct surveillance and detect drug activity,
the suspect attempts to swallow evidence. A deputy from Martin County, FL,
performs a traffic stop and discovers evidence linking the passenger to a recent
crime in the area. In Las Vegas, officers respond to a “shots-fired” call on
COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 16 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (CP-2028) (TV-PG L)
--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
SUB-PAR EVENING FOR SUSPECT ON GOLF CART
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 16, ON FOX
When Deputy Chris Nebel of the Lee County, FL, Sheriff’s Office stops a young
man for driving without his lights on, he discovers that the suspect is on
probation, driving without a license, out after curfew and without proof of
ownership of the golf cart. When the kid doesn’t think it can get any worse, his
mother does not corroborate his story, and the young man is taken to a detention
center for breaking curfew. Also featured is Officer Robert Morales of the
Rialto, CA, Police Department, responding to an assault with a deadly weapon
call where two convenience store employees have been beaten on COPS: COAST TO
COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 16 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2002)
(TV-PG L, V)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED:
AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, AUGUST 16, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime
issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting
victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series
also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of
lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent
captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA
FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Aug. 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(MW-2143) (TV-14 D, V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT
ET/PT) CC
KAT VON D JOINS THE CAST
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, AUGUST 16, ON FOX
Star of her own reality series, Kat Von D (“LA Ink”) joins the cast to play a
“WingWoman” in a fan-favorite sketch. Meanwhile, Arden, Nicole and Crista go
brunette in a parody of the reality series “The Kardashians” on MADtv airing
Saturday, Aug. 16 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1313) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden
Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli
Hall.
Guest Cast: Kat Von D
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
TIM HEIDECKER AND ERIC WAREHEIM FROM
“TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB!”
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 16, ON FOX
Tim
Heidecker and Eric Wareheim from Cartoon Network’s “Tim and Eric Awesome Show,
Great Job!” stop by to chat with Spike. The off-the-wall humor and
side-splitting antics will keep you laughing until the wee hours of the morning
on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday,
Aug. 16 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-221) (TV-14 D, L)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guest Cast: Tim Heidecker and
Eric Wareheim
SUNDAY, AUGUST 17
[EDITOR’S NOTE: AMERICAN
DAD is preempted this night.]
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JEFF ENGAGE IN A WIFE SWAP
ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX
When Steph introduces Eddie to yoga and Jeff turns Joy on to tennis, the couples
spend more and more time with their friends and less time with each other. The
swap seems successful until Jeff’s competitive streak emerges and Joy tries to
bow out of tennis lessons in the “Mixed Doubles” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing
Sunday, Aug. 17 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-207) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely
Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.
Guest Cast: Lisa Catara as Yoga
Instructor; Joe Rosati as Gary
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE GETS A BROTHER
ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX
J.B. Smoove Joins the Cast as a Recurring Character
To avoid doing housework with Joy,
Eddie signs up to be a volunteer for a “Big Brother” program but things go awry
when he’s accidentally given an adult (J.B. Smoove) instead of a kid to mentor
in the “Really Big Brother” episode of ‘TIL DEATH
airing Sunday, Aug. 17 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-213) (TV-PG D)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely
Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster.
Guest Cast: J.B. Smoove as Kenneth Westchester; Aree Davis as Girl #1; Gracie
Markland as Girl #2; Desmond Roberts as David; Michele Stanton as Counter Girl;
Meeghan Holaway as Gwen; Sean Donnellan as DJ Voiceover; and Tricia Leigh Fisher
as Denise
Contact: Tra-Mi Callahan
310-369-5712
tra-mi.callahan@fox.com
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
MARGE AND HOMER RECOUNT HOW HOMER SINGLEHANDEDLY
STARTED THE GRUNGE MOVEMENT DURING THE 90’S
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX
Weird Al Yankovic and Kurt Loder Make Guest-Voice
Appearances
When Bart and Lisa discover Marge’s diploma from Springfield University, Marge
reveals that she had attended the university back when she and Homer had first
started dating. In a flash back, Homer gives up his dreams of becoming a
musician and takes a job at his father’s laser tag warehouse to support Marge
attending Springfield University. However, when Marge finds herself attracted to
an offbeat professor named Professor August, Homer decides he has had enough of
Marge’s wandering eye. Homer instead focuses his emotions on his music,
inventing a new sound called “grunge.” As Marge continues to date the
pretentious professor, Homer becomes the hottest grunge artist around, as
evidenced by Weird Al’s parody of his music. But when Marge sees a special news
report on MTV with Kurt Loder announcing that Homer’s band, Sadgasm, has broken
up and that Homer is holed-up in a mansion hopelessly addicted to drugs, Marge
must choose between her new life and her old love in the “That 90’s Show”
episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Aug. 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SI-1904) (TV-PG D, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as
Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Buxom Coed; Tress MacNeille as
Fan #1
Guest Voice Cast: Weird Al Yankovic as himself; Kurt Loder as himself
**100TH EPISODE
SPECIAL**—“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
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THE GRIFFINS CELEBRATE 100 EPISODES
IN A FREAKIN’ SWEET “FAMILY GUY” SPECIAL
SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX
This special half-hour FAMILY GUY tribute showcases the outrageous antics of the
Griffin family and celebrates the side-splitting, irreverent humor of the
fan-favorite animated series. Some of the funniest moments, satirical spoofs and
musical numbers of the past 100 episodes are revisited on the FAMILY GUY 100th
EPISODE SPECIAL airing Sunday, Aug. 17 (8:30-9:00
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SP-0816) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and
Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis
as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH
CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
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IT’S ALL JUST A GAME ON
“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 17, ON FOX
Brian Austin Green Guest-Stars
When Sarah’s friend Andy submits his computer into a chess competition, she
revaluates his computer’s capabilities and worries where it could all lead.
During the chess match, Sarah comes face-to-face with a stranger whose history
is closely tied to hers. Meanwhile at school, Cameron gets called into grief
counseling and John makes a new friend in shop class. Agent Ellison discovers
remnants from a terminator battle in the “Queen’s Gambit” episode of TERMINATOR:
THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Sunday, Aug. 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (SCC-104) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas
Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones
Guest Cast: Brian Austin Green as a Stranger; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon;
Garret Dillahunt as Laszlo/Cromartie; Brendan Hines as Andy Goode; Matt McColm
as Vick; Neil Hopkins as Mr. Harris; Kristina Apgar as Cheri; Jose Luis Chavez
as Morris; Mark Ivanir as Dimitri; Josue Aguirre as Bobo; Sonya Walger as
Michelle; and John De Vito as Young John.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 3
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
JEFF HAS A BACHELOR PARTY
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX
When the guys discover that Jeff never had a bachelor party, they have a boys’ night out at a local club. But when Nicole (guest star Cho) tags along with Cofeld (guest star Anderson), the guys’ night doesn’t turn out as they planned. Meanwhile, Joy is sick at home and Steph comes over with a special recipe to help them both feel better in "The Bachelor Party” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-115) (TV-PG D, L, S)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast: Anthony Anderson as Cofeld; Margaret Cho as Nicole; Jerry Lambert as Stan; Charles Esten as Leon
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JOY ARE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
ON “’TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX
When Joy purchases two new bedroom lamps, one lamp works and the other one is broken, prompting Eddie and Joy to fight over the working lamp. Meanwhile, Jeff fights for the right to go to bed whenever he wants in the “Bedtime Stories” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-208) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Eddie Kaye Thomas and Kat Foster
Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
SIDESHOW BOB and family RETURN for revenge
on “the simpsons”
sunday, AUGUST 3, on fox
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney
and Keith Olbermann Guest-Voice
Kelsey Grammer returns to guest-voice as the infamous Sideshow Bob, David Hyde Pierce as Sideshow Bob’s dubious brother Cecil Terwilliger, and John Mahoney as their father, Mr. Terwilliger. Marge dreams that Keith Olbermann (guest-voicing as himself) chides her for fast-forwarding through television commercials. Marge tries her to make restitution by watching hours of advertisements, and she and the Simpson family take particular interest in an ad for Wes Doobner’s World-Famous Family-Style Rib Huts. They drive to the restaurant, only to find Sideshow Bob waiting for them, triumphant in his elaborate hoax to lure them to their doom. When Sideshow Bob’s attempt to terminate the family is foiled, he is put on trial, where his father blames Sideshow Bob’s psychosis on Bart. During the proceedings, Bart accidentally kills his old nemesis, and Bob’s brother Cecil invites Bart to attend the memorial service for Sideshow Bob to bury the hatchet for good in the “Funeral for a Fiend” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1901) (TV-PG D, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Opal
Guest Voice Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob; David Hyde Pierce as Cecil; John Mahoney as Mr. Terwilliger; Keith Olbermann as himself
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
Homer wakes up with no recollection of the past 24 hours
on “the simpsons”
sunday, AUGUST 3, on fox
Homer wakes up one morning to find himself outdoors and covered with snow. With no recollection of the night before (aside from a lingering hangover), Homer makes his way home to find his entire family missing. Hopelessly confused, Homer goes to Moe’s, where Moe reveals that Homer drank a “Forget-Me-Shot” the night before – a drink so potent, it wipes out the last 24 hours from one’s memory. When Wiggum informs Homer of a domestic disturbance at his house the night before, Homer begins to worry that he may have done something awful. As he probes his cloudy memory to unravel the mystery, Homer turns to Professor Frink, who hooks him up to a device that allows him to explore his memories and to piece together the night’s events in the “Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1902) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Tress MacNeille as Little Boy
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
PETER FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHTS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX
Carrie Fisher and Phyllis Diller Make Guest Voice Appearances
Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans’ Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law’s estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights in the “Padre de Familia” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-520) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland
Guest Voice Cast: Carrie Fisher as Angela and Phyllis Diller as Thelma
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN LOOKS FOR HIS BIRTH IN-LAWS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX
When Francine’s adoptive parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his “man of the house” ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine’s birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie in the “Big Trouble in Little Langley” episode of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, Aug. 3 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-303) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
Guest Voice Cast: Curtis Armstrong as Snot, Michael Dunn as Paramedic, Amy Hill as Mah Mah, Tzi Ma as Bah Bah, Jeff Perry as Mr. Dawson, Terri Rodriguez as Lindsay, Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi, Fred Tatasciore as Gardener, Holland Taylor as Mrs. Dawson, and Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry
MONDAY, AUGUST 4
--“TEEN CHOICE 2008”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
MILEY CYRUS TO HOST
“TEEN CHOICE 2008”
MONDAY, AUGUST 4, ON FOX
Mariah Carey to Perform
Miley Cyrus will host the 10th annual edition of TEEN CHOICE, which celebrates the hottest teen icons in film, television, music, sports and fashion. Winners will be chosen by teens and will receive the coveted surfboard awards in categories such as “Choice MySpacer” and “Choice Most Fanatic Fan.” Celebrities scheduled to appear include the Jonas Brothers, Sophia Bush, Josh Holloway, Ryan Sheckler, Steve Carell, Chris Brown, Scarlett Johansson, Zac Efron, Pink, Jaime Pressly, Danica Patrick, Selena Gomez, JoJo, Minka Kelly, Jesse McCartney, Chad Michael Murray, Chace Crawford, Kristen Bell, Drake Bell, Mischa Barton, Brittany Snow, Hayden Panettiere and many more on TEEN CHOICE 2008 airing Monday, Aug. 4 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SP-0902) (TV-PG)
TUESDAY, AUGUST 5
--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”— Finn McCool’s— (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
CHEF GORDON RAMSAY VISITS A FAMILY-RUN RESTAURANT
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
TUESDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX
Chef Gordon Ramsay takes a trip to West Hampton, NY, where a family-run restaurant, Finn McCool’s, is in serious financial trouble. Retired dad Buddy poured all of his life savings into running this restaurant and has never cashed a paycheck. His son Brian, who serves as head chef, doesn’t respect his father or his job, and is making everyone unhappy…including the customers. Chef Ramsay needs to make some serious changes that could affect this family forever in the “Finn McCool’s” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Tuesday, Aug. 5 (8:00-9:00 ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-104) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Head Chef Gordon Ramsay
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
HOUSE TREATS A NEWLY-CONVERTED HASIDIC JEWISH WOMAN
AFTER SHE COLLAPSES AT HER OWN WEDDING
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, AUGUST 5, ON FOX
House and the team encounter a woman admitted to Princeton-Plainsboro after she collapsed at her wedding. When they discover the woman had been a music producer living in the fast lane until she converted to Hasidic Judaism, House insists that people do not change so easily, and that her seemingly rash decision may have something to do with an underlying condition. The team must run through all possible diagnoses without disturbing her newly found religious beliefs before it is too late. Meanwhile, House is preoccupied by Wilson’s newly-outed relationship with a woman whose personality is remarkably similar to House’s in the “Don’t Ever Change” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Aug. 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/ PT) on FOX. (HOU-412) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen
Guest Cast: Laura Silverman as Roz; Eyal Podell as Yonatan; Faye DeWitt as Mrs. Silver; Karen Strassman as Female Guest #1; Heather Sher as Female Guest #2; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 6
**2 HOUR SEASON FINALE, PART 1**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” —Top 4 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
TOP 4 DANCE THEIR HEARTS OUT ON THE
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
SEASON FINALE, PART 1
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 6, ON FOX
Winner Announced on Part 2 of the Season Finale
Thursday, August 7 on FOX
The remaining 4 contestants give it all they’ve got for the judges and America, flaunting their moves with hopes of being named the country’s favorite dancer. Watch to find out who impresses the judges and steps into America’s hearts and who collapses under the pressure on part one of the season finale of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Wednesday, August 6 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-426/427) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
THURSDAY, AUGUST 7
**2-HOUR SEASON FINALE, PART 2**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Winner Announced—(8:00-10:00 PM LIVE ET/Tape-Delayed PT) CC
AMERICA’S FAVORITE DANCER IS CROWNED LIVE ON
THE TWO-HOUR SEASON FINALE, PART 2, OF
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, AUGUST 7, ON FOX
The hot tamale train makes its final stop for Part 2 of the season finale as the final voting results are revealed and one contestant is crowned America’s favorite dancer on the special two-hour season finale of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, Aug. 7 (8:00-10:00 PM ET Live/PT Tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-426A/427A) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
FRIDAY, AUGUST 8
**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“HELLBOY”- (WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE)-(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) - CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
THE FORCES OF GOOD AND EVIL BATTLE IT OUT
IN THE WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE OF “HELLBOY”
FRIDAY, AUGUST 8, ON FOX
From writer/director Guillermo del Toro (“Pan’s Labyrinth”) comes a supernatural action adventure based on the popular Dark Horse Comics series of the same name. Born in the flames of hell and brought to Earth as an infant to perpetrate evil, Hellboy (Ron Perlman) was rescued from the Nazis by Dr. Trevor “Broom” Bruttenholm (John Hurt) who raised him to be a hero. In Broom's secret Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense, Hellboy creates an unlikely family consisting of the telepathic Abe Sapien (Doug Jones) and pyrokinetic Liz Sherman (Selma Blair), the woman Hellboy loves. Find out if they will be able to stand as the key line of defense against an evil madman who seeks to reclaim Hellboy to the dark side and use his powers to destroy mankind in the World Broadcast Premiere of HELLBOY airing Friday, Aug. 8 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0902) (TV-PG L, V)
Cast: Ron Perlman as Hellboy; John Hurt as Dr. Trevor Bruttenholm; Selma Blair as Liz Sherman; Doug Jones as Abe Sapien; Jeffrey Tambor as Tom Manning; Rupert Evans as John Myers
SATURDAY, AUGUST 9
--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
SPIKE STRIPS CAUSE CAR CHASE TO TAKE A DRASTIC TURN
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, ON FOX
Shocking footage is captured when officers in Las Vegas, NV, utilize spike strips to slow a speeding stolen vehicle. In Leon County, FL, deputies patrol a known crime area and investigate a suspicious vehicle parked in the middle of the street and smelling of marijuana. Also featured are officers in Lansing, MI, respond to domestic disturbance call on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 9 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2026) (TV-PG)
--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN CONCEALED IN PANTS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, ON FOX
When Officer Joe Maltese of the Rialto, CA, Police Department is called to the scene of a possible fight involving guns, he detains a suspect who turns out to be hiding a sawed-off shotgun in his pants. Also featured is Deputy Thomas Gunter of the Brevard County, FL, Sheriff’s Office, patrolling an area known for drug trafficking and illicit behavior. When he spots a suspect who starts to flee, the suspect gives up without a fight on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, Aug. 9 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2001) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Aug. 9 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2142) (TV-14 D, V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
“FAUXBAMA” MAKES A POLITICAL STAND
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, ON FOX
Keegan-Michael Key turns on the political charm and the prosthetic ears to play Barack Obama and Daheli Hall plays Oprah in a parody of the popular Flo Rida video “low” with a MADtv version of “O” --Oooooprah! Meanwhile, Arden Myrin and Bobby Lee chat with the AMERICAN IDOL finalists on the red carpet on MADtv airing Saturday, Aug. 9 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1312) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
NICK BAKAY OF FOX’S “’TIL DEATH” STAYS UP LATE
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, ON FOX
Actor Nick Bakay (‘TIL DEATH) makes a special guest appearance while Spike continues his irreverent comedy sketches – both inside the studio and out in the field – on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday, Aug. 9 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-210) (TV-14 D, L)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guest: Nick Bakay
SUNDAY, AUGUST 10
[EDITOR’S NOTE: AMERICAN DAD is preempted this night.]
--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
SUMMER VACATION BEGINS
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX
Summer vacation has begun and Allison surprises her parents when she brings Doug (guest-star Timm Sharp) home. When Allison and Doug spend their days enjoying the summer, Steph gets Eddie to join them. Jeff and Joy feel left out and annoyed by their partners’ happiness but finally are persuaded to join in on the “Summer of Love” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-122) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast: Krysten Ritter as Allison, Timm Sharp as Doug
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JEFF GET A DOSE OF GYMS, LIES AND VIDEOS
ON “’TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX
After Eddie complains about their neglected gym membership, Joy attempts to prove him wrong by taking on the treadmill and competing with other gym members. Meanwhile, Jeff begs Eddie to preview an adult video in “The Tale of the Tape” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-206) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster
Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl; Kimberly Hue as Doctor
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
WHEN SPRINGFIELD HOLDS A PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY,
VOTERS TURN TO THE ONE PERSON THEY CAN TRUST: RALPH WIGGUM
ON “THE SIMPSONS” sunday, AUGUST 10, on fox
Jon Stewart and Dan Rather Make Guest-Voice Appearances
When Homer disposes of a leaky battery along with his fast food containers, he causes an explosion that destroys Springfield’s fast-food district. Mayor Quimby proposes to rebuild the district during the next election. The next election, however, isn’t until June, so Quimby decides to move it to the upcoming Saturday. This change makes Springfield the first city in the nation to hold a presidential primary. Excitement builds as reporters from around the country descend upon Springfield to cover the debate, but the news is dismal as the candidates turn out to be less than compelling. On the night of the primary, Kent Brockman announces an unexpected turn of events: Springfield voters rejected all the candidates and embraced a write-in: Ralph Wiggum. Much to Lisa’s chagrin, the leaders of both parties realize that embracing Ralph as a candidate means certain victory come November. Although no one knows for sure which political party Ralph is representing, he insists that everyone is invited to his party in the “E Pluribus Wiggum” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1903) (TV-PG L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Ralph Wiggum; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Campaign Worker #1; Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Skinner
Guest Voice Cast: Jon Stewart as himself; Dan Rather as himself
--“FAMILY GUY”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
BRIAN’S IN THE DOG HOUSE
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX
Drew Barrymore Makes a Guest Voice Appearance
When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian (Drew Barrymore), she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin’. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired in the “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-514) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
Guest Voice Cast: Drew Barrymore as Jillian
--“TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
IT’S TIME TO TAKE BACK THE FUTURE ON
TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
SUNDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX
In the series premiere, Sarah Connor struggles to keep her son John Connor safe from an enemy Terminator from the future. She uproots their lives and takes him to live in a small town in New Mexico where he befriends Cameron who ultimately becomes his protector. Meanwhile, FBI Agent James Ellison continues his hunt for Sarah Connor in the “Pilot” episode of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES airing Sunday, Aug. 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SCC-101) (TV-14 S, V)
Cast: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau and Richard T. Jones
Guest Cast: Owain Yeoman as Cromartie; Dean Winters as Charley Dixon; Aaron Cash as terminator; Charlayne Woodard as Terissa Dyson
SUNDAY, JULY 27
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JOY CAMPAIGN
TO GET THEIR FRIENDS BACK
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX
When the Woodcocks strike up a close friendship with the Cofelds, the Starks
feel left out, and much to their surprise really miss their time with Jeff and
Steph. Eddie and Joy set out to “win” the Woodcocks’ friendship back
in the “I (Heart) Woodcocks” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 27
(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-119) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas
--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JOY ARE THE UNPOPULAR KIDS ON THE BLOCK
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX
When Eddie and Joy are the only
neighbors not included in an elderly neighbor’s funeral, they feel left out.
Then, when Joy lands an invitation to sing at the funeral, Eddie goes to the
extreme to have a role of his own. Meanwhile, Steph and Jeff argue over Steph’s
eulogy in the “Four Neighbors and a Funeral”
episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 27 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(TIL-203) (TV-PG D)
Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely
Fisher, Eddie Kaye Thomas and Kat Foster
Guest Cast: K Callan as Mrs. Bauer.
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
LISA RISES TO SHOWBIZ STARDOM
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX
Drew Carey Makes Guest Voice Appearance
As Krusty’s new assistant, Lisa steals
the spotlight and gets her own television show, leaving Krusty behind. But when
she’s honored as Entertainer of the Year at the Springfield Media Awards, she
realizes that the she may not be cut out for showbiz after all. Meanwhile, Bart
and Homer spend some time bonding through their newfound love of coin-collecting
in the “All About Lisa” episode of THE SIMPSONS
airing Sunday, July 27 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1913) (TV-PG D,
L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as
Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as
J.C.; Russi Taylor as Martin
Guest Voice Cast: Drew Carey as
himself
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
When his
parents are lost at sea and presumed dead,
Milhouse
mans up and becomes cooler than Bart
on “the
simpsons”
sunday,
JULY 27, on fox
When Milhouse’s parents are lost at sea and presumed dead, Milhouse decides it’s
time to begin acting like a real man, and his new attitude makes him more
attractive and popular than ever. Bart can’t stand that Milhouse has become
cooler than him, and he devises a plan to win back his cooler-than-Milhouse
status. Meanwhile, Homer finds himself in hot water when he can’t remember the
color of Marge’s eyes, and Marge vows not to let Homer see her eyes again until
he remembers their color in the “Little Orphan Millie” episode of THE SIMPSONS
Sunday, July 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1822) (TV-PG D, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as
Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Maggie Roswell as
Luann Van Houten; Tress MacNeille as Worker; Russi Taylor as Martin
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM
ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
SHIVER ME TIMBERS ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX
Amanda Bynes Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance
Yo
ho ho! It’s a pirate’s life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. But after
raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, Peter accidentally kills
his beloved pet. Meanwhile, Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for the
lovely intern Anna (Amanda Bynes) in the “Long John Peter” episode of
FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 27 (9:00-9:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-606) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and
Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan;
Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland
Guest Voice Cast: Amanda Bynes as Anna
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00
PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN SINS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
Jay Thomas and Eartha Kitt Make Guest Voice
Appearances
Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett
(Jay Thomas) turns out to be an atheist. So, Stan tries to convince his friend
that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires.
Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to "Hogwarts" on the
“Dope & Faith” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing
Sunday, July 27 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-302)
(TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as
Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee
Bradley Baker as Klaus.
Guest Voice Cast: Jay Thomas as Brett Morris and Eartha Kitt as Fortune Teller
MONDAY, JULY 28
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE THE UNTIMELY DEATH
OF A RISING COLLEGE BASKETBALL STAR
ON “BONES” MONDAY, JULY 28, ON FOX
Brennan and Booth visit a college campus where human remains are found under the
bleachers of a basketball court. Although the body had been crushed beyond
recognition underneath the bleachers, a gold “#11” necklace identifies the
victim as RJ Manning, the star point guard of the school’s nationally ranked
basketball team. After reconstructing RJ’s skull, the team determines that he
was dead before the bleachers crushed him. Brennan and Booth navigate the world
of big-time collegiate basketball and interview multiple leads to find out who
could possibly have benefited from RJ’s demise. After investigating those with
the closest ties to RJ, including his faithful girlfriend, his future basketball
agent and his replacement on the school’s team, Brennan and Booth uncover
several different plausible motives for RJ’s murder. Later the team discovers
that RJ may have been caught up in a rather risqué situation at the time of his
death, and they wonder if more than one person could have been involved in his
murder. Meanwhile, Hodgins attempts to take his relationship with Angela to the
next level, but his courting methods prove to be far less tactful than his
scientific ones in the “Player Under Pressure” episode of BONES airing
Monday, July 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON 219) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special
Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela
Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam”
Saroyan.
Guest Cast: James Black as Chief Cutler; Mekia Cox as Celeste Cutler; Michael
McGrady as Coach Morse; Jamil Walker Smith as Colby Page; Daniel Roebuck as
George Francis; Erik Von Detten as Ed Dekker; Whitney Anderson as Dallas Verona;
Taylor Kinney as Jimmy Fields; Michelle Page as Justine Berry; Stephanie
Charles as Kamaria Manning; Nathan Dean as Agent Charlie; David Greenman as FBI
Tech.
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
A MOTHER WITH A MYSTERIOUS MEDICAL ILLNESS
MAY HAVE A SECRET THAT COULD KILL
ON
“HOUSE” MONDAY, JULY 28, ON FOX
Janel Moloney Guest-Stars
House and the team treat a woman who suffers from a sudden paralysis of the
hands that causes an injury to her daughter while she’s spotting her at an
indoor rock-climbing wall. As House probes the woman and her injured daughter
for any leads as to what might be causing her condition, House is convinced that
the woman is withholding information. When the woman's daughter reveals some
very descriptive details about her mother's personal life, House isn't so sure
the woman hides anything about herself from the people around her, especially
her daughter. As the team runs tests to find out what caused her paralysis, the
woman loses her eyesight and her system begins to shut down, and House and the
team are baffled as to whether it is the woman herself, or her own physiology
that is lying to them. Meanwhile, House lets his team participate in a Secret
Santa gift exchange, but he puts his own twist on the holiday tradition in the
"It's a Wonderful Lie" episode of HOUSE airing Monday, July 28
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-410) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar
Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer
Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter
Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as
Thirteen
Guest Cast: Janel Moloney as Maggie; Liana Liberato as Jane; Cheyenne Wilbur as
Minister; Scotty Maguire as Bystander, Jennifer Hall as Melanie; Anthony Starke
as Roger; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
TUESDAY, JULY 29
--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—
Sebastian’s —(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
CHEF GORDON RAMSAY ATTEMPTS TO REASON
WITH THE OWNER OF SEBASTIAN’S IN TOLUCA LAKE, CA,
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
TUESDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX
Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Toluca Lake, CA, restaurant Sebastian’s, which is in a
state of pure chaos. Between the wait staff trying to put on a show in hopes of
landing an acting gig in Hollywood, and the owner’s dreams of franchising his
restaurant, they’ve forgotten what’s really important. Gordon goes head-to-head
with owner Sebastian when he attempts to turn the complicated menu into a more
diner-friendly version and get rid of frozen food once and for all. Will
Sebastian let Ramsay make the changes that he wants, or will he chase him out of
the restaurant? Watch as the chef takes on “Sebastian’s” on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
airing Tuesday, July 29 (8:00-9:00 ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-103) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
A DOCTOR AT THE SOUTH POLE FALLS GRAVELY ILL
AND MUST BECOME HER OWN PATIENT AS HOUSE AND HIS
TEAM
RESORT TO A VERY UNCONVENTIONAL METHOD OF DIAGNOSIS
ON “HOUSE” TUESDAY, JULY 29, ON FOX
Academy Award Winner Mira Sorvino Guest-Stars
When Dr. Cate Milton (guest star Mira Sorvino), a psychiatrist trapped at the
South Pole and the research station's only doctor, becomes ill in the middle of
her assignment, she and Dr. House are thrust into a long-distance relationship
of sorts. Unable to get Cate out or any additional medical supplies to the South
Pole station, House and his team must resort to treating her via webcam. House
and his team walk the doctor through a series of makeshift and painful
diagnostic tests she must perform on herself. Cate pushes back at House's every
recommendation, and is unwilling to risk valuable station medical supplies until
he can provide valid proof for his diagnoses each step of the way. While House
and his team helplessly watch her condition worsen, House's usually icy demeanor
surprisingly softens as he searches for ways to save her life. Meanwhile, House
does some detective work of his own and is surprised to learn who Wilson has
been dating in the “Frozen” episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, July 29
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-411) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar
Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer
Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase; Peter
Jacobson as Dr. Chris Taub; Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner; Olivia Wilde as
Thirteen
Guest Cast: Mira Sorvino as Dr. Cate Milton; Jeff Hephner as Sean; Bobbin
Bergstrom as Nurse
WEDNESDAY, JULY 30
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 of 8 Voted
Off—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED IN AN ENCORE
EPISODE
OF “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JULY 30, ON FOX
SO YOU THINK YOU
CAN DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two
finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in
everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with
the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will go home in the “2 of
8 Voted Off” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, July 30
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-423A/424A) (TV-PG
D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 6
Perform—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
TOP 6 DANCERS PERFORM
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JULY 30, ON FOX
The search
continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 6 perform on SO YOU
THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in
everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, swing, hip-hop and krumping, all
compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses
America and who falls flat on a new episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing
Wednesday, July 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-425)
(TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
THURSDAY, JULY 31
--“DON’T FORGET THE
LYRICS!”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
IT’S A NIGHT FULL OF
SURPRISES WITH UNEXPECTED ANNOUNCEMENTS
AND A VISIT FROM KENNY
LOGGINS
ON A SPECIAL
EDITION OF “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
THURSDAY, JULY 31, ON FOX
We all think we know the words to popular songs, but
when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep
singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? Contestants
compete to win $1 million dollars; will they rock hard or fall flat? First up is
an elementary school drama teacher who shocks everyone with an unexpected
announcement. Then an avid rock fan from California takes center stage to win
big and gets the shock of his life when his idol Kenny Loggins comes out to help
him lock in the lyrics. Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing
Thursday, July 31 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-135) (TV-PG)
Host: Wayne Brady
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 of 6 Voted
Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC
THE FINAL 4 DANCERS ARE REVEALED
AND TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED LIVE
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, JULY 31, ON FOX
SO YOU THINK YOU
CAN DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two
finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in
everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with
the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will go home in the “2 of
6 Voted Off” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, July 31
(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.
(DAN-425A) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
FRIDAY, AUGUST 1
**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE
FOG”- (WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE)-(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)- CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby
Digital 5.1
PREPARE TO WITNESS A HORRIFYING SPIN ON A OLD
CLASSIC
IN THE WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE OF “THE FOG”
FRIDAY, AUGUST 1, ON FOX
The
sleepy fishing community of Antonio Bay has a hidden secret, and it’s about to
terrorize the locals. Elizabeth Williams (Maggie Grace) has returned home to
heal old wounds and reconnect with her boyfriend, Nick Castle (Tom Welling), a
local charter boat captain. Unbeknownst to Elizabeth, Nick has been having an
affair with single mom and radio host Stevie Wayne (Selma Blair). But when a
mysterious fog rolls into town and ghosts begin murdering the descendents of the
town’s founders, Elizabeth, Nick and Stevie must work together to figure how to
stop the carnage. Will the residents of Antonio Bay survive the night or will
the ghosts of the past have their revenge? Find out in the World Broadcast
Premiere of THE FOG airing Friday, Aug. 1 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(FM-0901) (TV-14 L, S, V)
Cast: Tom Welling as Nick Castle; Maggie Grace as Elizabeth Williams; Selma
Blair as Stevie Wayne; DeRay Davis as Spooner and Kenneth Welsh as Tom Malone
SATURDAY, AUGUST 2
--“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #4”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS MAKE THE ROADS SAFE
ON “COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #4”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, ON FOX
Deputies in Palm Beach County, FL spot a vehicle without the proper tags in a
known drug-trafficking area and the situation goes from bad to worse for the
suspect. An officer with the Portland, OR, Police Bureau makes a traffic stop on
a vehicle without the proper tags and license plates. When a deputy in the Palm
Beach County, FL, Sheriff’s Office spots the passenger of a moving vehicle
rolling a joint, things get sticky on the all-new COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL
EDITION #4 airing Saturday, Aug. 2 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(CP-2032) (TV-PG)
--“COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #3”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL
ON “COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #3”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, ON FOX
When Sergeant Jason Hapner of the Indio, CA, Police Department spots a vehicle
listed on the hot sheet as stolen, the driver attempts to evade the Sergeant in
the vehicle as well as on foot. Also featured is Officer Justin Gauker of the
Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department who notices a vehicle stopped in an
alley with passengers and no license plate and finds more than just mischief on
COPS: POLICE PULLOVERS SPECIAL EDITION #3 airing Saturday, Aug. 2
(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2004) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED:
AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime
issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting
victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series
also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of
lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent
captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA
FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, Aug. 2 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2141)
(TV-PG V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight
ET/PT) CC
NATURE CALLS BOBBY LEE ON
“MADtv” SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, ON FOX
Neil Patrick Harris Guest-Stars
Bobby Lee takes on nature in “Lee vs. Wild,” and parodies of “The Women’s Murder
Club” and BBC tickle your funny bone on MADtv airing Saturday, Aug. 2
(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1311) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden
Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan
Oster and Daheli Hall.
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
COMIC MAZ JOBRANI GUESTS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, ON FOX
Comic Maz Jobrani (“The Knights of Prosperity”) joins Spike for interviews and
irreverent comedy sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing
Saturday, Aug. 2 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-215) (TV-14
L)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guest Cast: Maz Jobrani
SUNDAY, AUGUST 3
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
JEFF HAS A BACHELOR PARTY
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX
When the guys discover that Jeff never
had a bachelor party, they have a boys’ night out at a local club. But when
Nicole (guest star Cho) tags along with Cofeld (guest star Anderson), the guys’
night doesn’t turn out as they planned. Meanwhile, Joy is sick at home and Steph
comes over with a special recipe to help them both feel better in "The Bachelor
Party” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (TIL-115) (TV-PG D, L, S)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast: Anthony Anderson as Cofeld; Margaret Cho as Nicole; Jerry Lambert as
Stan; Charles Esten as Leon
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JOY ARE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
ON “’TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX
When Joy purchases two new bedroom lamps, one lamp works and the other one is
broken, prompting Eddie and Joy to fight over the working lamp. Meanwhile, Jeff
fights for the right to go to bed whenever he wants in the “Bedtime Stories”
episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(TIL-208) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely Fisher, Eddie Kaye Thomas and Kat Foster
Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
SIDESHOW
BOB and family RETURN for revenge
on “the
simpsons”
sunday,
AUGUST 3, on fox
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney
and Keith Olbermann Guest-Voice
Kelsey Grammer returns to guest-voice as the infamous Sideshow Bob, David Hyde
Pierce as Sideshow Bob’s dubious brother Cecil Terwilliger, and John Mahoney as
their father, Mr. Terwilliger. Marge dreams that Keith Olbermann (guest-voicing
as himself) chides her for fast-forwarding through television commercials. Marge
tries her to make restitution by watching hours of advertisements, and she and
the Simpson family take particular interest in an ad for Wes Doobner’s
World-Famous Family-Style Rib Huts. They drive to the restaurant, only to find
Sideshow Bob waiting for them, triumphant in his elaborate hoax to lure them to
their doom. When Sideshow Bob’s attempt to terminate the family is foiled, he is
put on trial, where his father blames Sideshow Bob’s psychosis on Bart. During
the proceedings, Bart accidentally kills his old nemesis, and Bob’s brother
Cecil invites Bart to attend the memorial service for Sideshow Bob to bury the
hatchet for good in the “Funeral for a Fiend” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing
Sunday, Aug. 3 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1901) (TV-PG D, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as
Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as
Opal
Guest Voice Cast: Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob; David Hyde Pierce as Cecil;
John Mahoney as Mr. Terwilliger; Keith Olbermann as himself
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
Homer
wakes up with no recollection of the past 24 hours
on “the
simpsons”
sunday,
AUGUST 3, on fox
Homer wakes up one morning to find himself outdoors and covered with snow. With
no recollection of the night before (aside from a lingering hangover), Homer
makes his way home to find his entire family missing. Hopelessly confused, Homer
goes to Moe’s, where Moe reveals that Homer drank a “Forget-Me-Shot” the night
before – a drink so potent, it wipes out the last 24 hours from one’s memory.
When Wiggum informs Homer of a domestic disturbance at his house the night
before, Homer begins to worry that he may have done something awful. As he
probes his cloudy memory to unravel the mystery, Homer turns to Professor Frink,
who hooks him up to a device that allows him to explore his memories and to
piece together the night’s events in the “Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind”
episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (SI-1902) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as
Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Tress MacNeille as Little Boy
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM
ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
PETER FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHTS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, ON FOX
Carrie Fisher and Phyllis Diller Make Guest Voice
Appearances
Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American
sentiment at a Veterans’ Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds
out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the
naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for
real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law’s estate and
leading the fight for immigrant rights in the “Padre
de Familia” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Aug. 3 (9:00-9:30 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-520) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and
Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis
as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland
Guest Voice Cast:
Carrie Fisher as Angela and Phyllis Diller as Thelma
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00
PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN LOOKS FOR HIS BIRTH IN-LAWS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
When Francine’s adoptive parents stop by for an unannounced stay,
Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his “man of the house” ways.
After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that
finding Francine’s birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to
live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie in the
“Big Trouble in Little Langley” episode of AMERICAN DAD
Sunday, Aug. 3 (9:30-10:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-303) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as
Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee
Bradley Baker as Klaus
Guest Voice
Cast: Curtis Armstrong as
Snot, Michael Dunn as Paramedic, Amy Hill as Mah Mah, Tzi Ma as Bah Bah, Jeff
Perry as Mr. Dawson, Terri Rodriguez as Lindsay, Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi, Fred
Tatasciore as Gardener, Holland Taylor as Mrs. Dawson, and Eddie Kaye Thomas as
Barry
SUNDAY, JULY 20
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JOY FIGHT OVER “FIGHT FRIENDS”
ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX
Margaret Cho and Anthony Anderson Guest-Star
Joy
turns to a friend, Nicole (guest star Margaret
Cho), for help when she and Eddie are fighting. When Eddie confronts Joy about
Nicole, they get into a heated argument and seek support from their respective
“fight friends” – Joy teaming up with Nicole, and Eddie with
Nicole's husband Cofeld (guest star Anthony
Anderson), in order to prove their points in the “Fight Friend” episode of ‘TIL
DEATH airing Sunday, July 20 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-113)
(TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast: Margaret Cho as Nicole; Anthony Anderson
as Cofeld
--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE IS THE KING OF THE COURT
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX
When Jeff runs into a rival vice principal (guest star John Cho) from a snooty
private school, he lets his competitive side get the best of him and signs up
for a school faculty basketball league. The team’s secret weapon is Eddie, who’s
a former state basketball champion. However, Eddie has a shocking secret he has
kept for over 20 years – a secret so astonishing not even Joy knows about it in
the “Come Out and Play” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 20
(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-202) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely
Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster
Guest Cast: John Cho as Neil; Nick Bakay as Karl; Darryl Sivad as Tom; and Ross
Mackenzie as Terry
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER FULFILLS HIS MOTHER’S FINAL WISHES
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX
Glenn Close and Lance Armstrong Make Guest-Voice
Appearances
When Homer’s mother Mona (guest voice Glenn Close)
unexpectedly passes away, Homer is filled with guilt for not telling her how
much he loved her before she died. To make it up to her, Homer decides to
fulfill her final wishes by throwing her ashes over Lake Wastershare at
Springfield Monument Park in the “Mona Leaves-a” episode of THE SIMPSONS
airing Sunday, July 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1912) (TV-PG L,
V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as
Moe; Harry Shearer as Alan; Pamela Haden as Lady; Tress MacNeille as Female
Employee
Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Close
as Mona; Lance Armstrong as himself
--“KING OF THE
HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
KAHN GETS A SYMPATHETIC EAR
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX
Kahn’s father-in-law, General Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family. The
General gives Kahn a hard time and makes him feel like a failure. Hank and the
gang feel for Kahn, which never happens and take him under their wing. Peggy and
Bobby know that Kahn is just showing his emotional side while the General is in
town and as soon as Arlen is without the General, Kahn will show his true colors
in the “Pour Some Sugar on Kahn” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday,
July 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1207) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill;
Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky;
Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM
ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
BRIAN HAS A BASTARD OF A SON
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX
Harvey Fierstein and Chace Crawford Make
Guest-Voice Appearances
When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a
former flame Tracy (Harvey Fierstein) only to discover he is the father of her
unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the
Griffin’s so Brian can raise him. Subsequently, his new little angel begins
terrorizing the Griffin household and Brian’s self-important attitude toward
parenting infuriates Peter and Lois in “The Former Life of Brian” episode of
FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 20 (9:00-9:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-604) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and
Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan;
Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland
Guest Voice Cast: Harvey Fierstein as Tracy; Chace Crawford as Boyfriend
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00
PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
STAN IS ON A POWER TRIP
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
Forest Whitaker and Molly Shannon Make Guest
Voice Appearances
In
order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody," Stan becomes a meter
maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at
restaurants (threatening to ticket and tow), pocketing quarters from meters and
impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington (Whitaker) from
Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this
lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Hayley poses nude for a college art class and is
surprised to see Roger there in the “Meter Made” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing
Sunday, July 20 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(DAD-301) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as
Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee
Bradley Baker as Klaus
Guest Voice Cast: Forest Whitaker as Turlington and Molly Shannon as Kristy
MONDAY, JULY 21
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
WRATH OF
the “widow’s son” serial killer continues
ON
“BONES”
MONDAY, JULY 21, ON FOX
Ryan O’Neal and John Francis Daley Guest-Star
After construction workers find the body of an
archbishop whose kneecaps were surgically removed, the team is back on the case
of the Widow’s Son serial killer. When Angela discovers what appears to
be a victim tree in the evidence vault, the team realizes the killer employs a
systematic pattern in selecting victims. With a musician and an archbishop the
first to go, the team tries to predict who might be next and how they can stop
the killer before he strikes again. Brennan and Booth continue to see Dr. Lance
Sweets (John Francis Daley), who has some helpful psychological insights into
the Widow’s Son’s motives. Meanwhile, Brennan’s brother, Russ, comes out of
hiding when he finds out that his girlfriend’s daughter is extremely sick, but
his appearance causes Booth to intervene with Brennan’s family once again
in “The Knight on the Grid” episode of BONES
airing Monday, July 21 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-308) (TV-14 L,
V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special
Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela
Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam”
Saroyan
Guest Cast: Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; Loren Dean as Russ Brennan; Patricia
Belcher as Ausa Caroline Julian; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets; Bell
Wohl as Amy Hollister; Nathan Dean as FBI Agent Charlie Burns; Skye Casey Arens
as Hayley Hollister; Ray Abruzzo as Ray Porter; Eric K. George as Mark Naylor;
Joe Jefferson as Arthur Graves; David Brisbin as Judge Watkins; Roxana Brusso as
Parole Officer Erica Davis; Leon Russom as Archbishop Stephen Wallace; Carlease
Burke as Joyce Hewitt; Leo J. Clark as FBI Agent; Grace Junot as Court Officer;
James Immekus as Tom Duxbury
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
House and
the final five candidates treat a magician
Whose
illness might BE smoke and mirrors
ON “house”
MONDAY, JULY 21, on fox
House encounters a magician whose heart failed while
performing an underwater escape act. While the remaining fellowship candidates
work to diagnose the illusionist, House is determined to prove that he’s a scam
artist faking his ailments to cover up the fact that he nearly drowned during
his act. During the testing, House suspects one of his own candidates may
have an undisclosed illness. In the meantime, House pits his team against one
another in a challenge involving Cuddy, granting the winner immunity from
elimination and a chance to nominate two other candidates to be put on the
chopping block in the “You Don’t Want to Know”
episode of HOUSE airing Monday, July 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(HOU-408) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar
Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer
Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.
Guest Cast: Steve Valentine as Flynn; Noelle Drake as Ilana; Joe Ochman as
Surgeon; Mandy McMillian as Nurse #1; Adria Johnson as Nurse #2; Bobbin
Bergstrom as Nurse
TUESDAY, JULY 22
--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—
Lela’s—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
CHEF GORDON RAMSAY VISITS LELA’S IN POMONA, CA
ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”
TUESDAY, JULY 22, ON FOX
Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Pomona, CA, to
try to rev up business for Lela’s, an upscale
restaurant in desperate need of clientele.
When Gordon gets in the
kitchen and starts
criticizing the menu items, the executive chef
is less than thrilled and they have a showdown in
front of the entire staff. Find out if the
changes stick and if Lela stands for this type of behavior in her restaurant
on the “Lela’s” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Tuesday, July 22
(8:00-9:00 ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-102) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
Cuddy orders House to
make
a final decision ON his
team
ON “house” tuesday,
JULY 22, on fox
When Cuddy puts the pressure on House to choose the
final members of his team, House deliberately assigns the candidates to a
particularly challenging case – an uncooperative, over-the-hill former punk rock
star with a history of drug abuse and civil disobedience. House informs the
candidates their potential future depends on correctly diagnosing the patient.
As the candidates race to find out if the patient is ailing due to drug abuse,
an underlying disease or an unknown condition, House keeps a running tally of
their efforts, making a few arbitrary point deductions along the way. Meanwhile,
Wilson informs a former patient whom he had previously diagnosed with terminal
cancer that he is going to live, and the news throws a wrench in the man's
carpe-diem lifestyle in the "Games" episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday,
July 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-409) (TV-14 L, V)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar
Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer
Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase
Guest Cast: Jeremy Renner as Quidd; Matt DeCaro as McKenna; Nick McCallum as
Fred; Eli Bildner as Chris; Alex Weed as Ian; Boris Kievsky as Club Owner; Raf
Mauro as Doctor; Darren S. Kim as Parent #1; Dina Defterios as Luisa Maria;
Justin Brannock as Rex; Tanika Brown McKelvy as Parent #2; Kes Reed Miller as
Kid #1; Olivia Everhard as Kid #2; Spencer Bridges as Kid #3; Bobbin Bergstrom
as Nurse
WEDNESDAY, JULY 23
**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 8 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) CC
TOP 8 DANCERS PERFORM
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JULY 23
The search continues
tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 8 perform on SO YOU THINK YOU
CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from
ballroom and ballet to salsa, swing, hip-hop and krumping, all compete to be
named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses America and
who falls flat on a two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing
Wednesday, July 23 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-423/424) (TV-PG
D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
THURSDAY, JULY 24
--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH
GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
SUMMER SCHOOL SIZZLES
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th
GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JULY 24, ON FOX
Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top
prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of
knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school.
Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they
tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies.
Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this
classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real
grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on
Are You Smarter Than a 5th
Grader? airing Thursday, July 24 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(AYS-235) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 of 8 Voted
Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC
TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED LIVE
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, JULY 24, ON FOX
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN
DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two
finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in
everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with
the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will go home in the “2 of
8 Voted Off” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, July 24
(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-423A/424A) (TV-PG D,
L)
Host: Cat Deeley
FRIDAY, JULY 25
**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“ANGER
MANAGEMENT”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
NICHOLSON AND SANDLER GO HEAD-TO-HEAD
IN “ANGER MANAGEMENT”
FRIDAY, JULY 25, ON FOX
Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is a hardworking businessman with a pacifistic nature
that has often gotten the best of him. But a simple misunderstanding aboard an
airplane quickly escalates into a legal nightmare for Dave. Now the only way he
can avoid jail time is to seek the help of a very unlikely anger management
instructor known as Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson). The good doctor's
unorthodox methods border on unconventional and nearly psychotic, but they may
just be the perfect antidote for Dave. Don’t miss the hilarious world broadcast
premiere of ANGER MANAGEMENT airing Friday, July 25 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (FM-0605) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Adam Sandler as Dave Buznik; Jack Nicholson as Dr. Buddy Rydell; Marisa
Tomei as Linda; Louis Guzman as Lou; Jonathan Loughran as Nate; Kurt Fuller as
Frank Head; Krista Allen as Stacy; January Jones as Gina; and John Turturro as
Chuck.
SATURDAY, JULY 26
--“COPS: COAST TO
COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS HEED THE CALL OF DUTY
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JULY 26, ON FOX
Deputies in Palm Beach County, FL, pull over a vehicle for running a red light
and the situation escalates when a foot chase ensues. When officers in Rialto,
CA, pull over a vehicle, they discover some incriminating evidence. Also
featured are officers in Riverside, CA, responding to an attempted suicide call
on all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, July 26 (8:00-8:30 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2036) (TV-PG L)
--“COPS: CAUGHT IN THE ACT
SPECIAL EDITION #2”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
THEFT AND METH
CAPTURED
ON “COPS: CAUGHT IN THE ACT #2 SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, JULY 26, ON FOX
When officers in Las Vegas respond to an armed
robbery, they locate the fleeing and sweaty suspect and detain him immediately.
As the investigation unfolds, a surveillance camera reveals that shots were
fired and crime charges escalate. In Brevard County, FL, a shirtless suspect is
chased down and questioned for theft at a local store. Security cameras have
captured the crime and the suspect is eventually arrested. Also in Kansas City,
MO, officers detect suspicious behavior in front of a house known for meth on
COPS: CAUGHT IN THE ACT SPECIAL EDITION
#2 airing Saturday, July 26 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2012)
(TV-PG V)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED:
AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JULY 26, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime
issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting
victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series
also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of
lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent
captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA
FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, July 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(MW-2140) (TV-PG V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight
ET/PT) CC
POP-CULTURE PARODIES
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JULY 26, ON FOX
Crista Flanagan spoofs “Hannah Montana,” and Bobby Lee plays “Johnny Gan” on
“The Johnny Gan and Pongo Show: Countdown to the Oscars” on MADtv airing
Saturday, July 26 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1310) (TV-14 D, L,
S)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden
Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan
Oster and Daheli Hall.
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
LUENELL ADDS TO THE LAUGHTER
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JULY 26, ON FOX
Actress Luenell (“Borat”) joins in on the late-night laughter when she drops by
to talk to Spike about her career. The show will also feature trademark sketches
on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing Saturday,
July 26 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-219) (TV-14 D, L)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guest: Luenell
SUNDAY, JULY 27
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JOY CAMPAIGN
TO GET THEIR FRIENDS BACK
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX
When the Woodcocks strike up a close friendship with the Cofelds, the Starks
feel left out, and much to their surprise really miss their time with Jeff and
Steph. Eddie and Joy set out to “win” the Woodcocks’ friendship back
in the “I (Heart) Woodcocks” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 27
(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-119) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas
--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JOY ARE THE UNPOPULAR KIDS ON THE BLOCK
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX
When Eddie and Joy are the only neighbors not
included in an elderly neighbor’s funeral, they feel left out. Then, when Joy
lands an invitation to sing at the funeral, Eddie goes to the extreme to have a
role of his own. Meanwhile, Steph and Jeff argue over Steph’s eulogy in the
“Four Neighbors and a Funeral” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday,
July 27 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-203) (TV-PG D)
Cast: Brad Garrett, Joely
Fisher, Eddie Kaye Thomas and Kat Foster
Guest Cast: K Callan as Mrs. Bauer.
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
LISA RISES TO SHOWBIZ STARDOM
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX
Drew Carey Makes Guest Voice Appearance
As Krusty’s new assistant, Lisa steals the spotlight
and gets her own television show, leaving Krusty behind. But when she’s honored
as Entertainer of the Year at the Springfield Media Awards, she realizes that
the she may not be cut out for showbiz after all. Meanwhile, Bart and Homer
spend some time bonding through their newfound love of coin-collecting in the
“All About Lisa” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 27
(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1913) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as
Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Haden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as
J.C.; Russi Taylor as Martin
Guest Voice Cast: Drew Carey as
himself
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
When his
parents are lost at sea and presumed dead,
Milhouse
mans up and becomes cooler than Bart
on “the
simpsons”
sunday,
JULY 27, on fox
When Milhouse’s parents are lost at sea and presumed dead, Milhouse decides it’s
time to begin acting like a real man, and his new attitude makes him more
attractive and popular than ever. Bart can’t stand that Milhouse has become
cooler than him, and he devises a plan to win back his cooler-than-Milhouse
status. Meanwhile, Homer finds himself in hot water when he can’t remember the
color of Marge’s eyes, and Marge vows not to let Homer see her eyes again until
he remembers their color in the “Little Orphan Millie” episode of THE SIMPSONS
Sunday, July 27 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1822) (TV-PG D, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as
Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Maggie Roswell as
Luann Van Houten; Tress MacNeille as Worker; Russi Taylor as Martin
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM
ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
SHIVER ME TIMBERS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 27, ON FOX
Amanda Bynes Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance
Yo
ho ho! It’s a pirate’s life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. But after
raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, Peter accidentally kills
his beloved pet. Meanwhile, Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for the
lovely intern Anna (Amanda Bynes) in the “Long John Peter” episode of
FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 27 (9:00-9:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-606) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and
Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan;
Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland
Guest Voice Cast: Amanda Bynes as Anna
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00
PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
STAN SINS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
Jay Thomas and Eartha Kitt Make Guest Voice
Appearances
Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett (Jay Thomas)
turns out to be an atheist. So, Stan tries to convince his friend that God
exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile,
Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to "Hogwarts" on the “Dope &
Faith” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, July
27 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-302) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as
Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee
Bradley Baker as Klaus.
Guest Voice Cast: Jay Thomas as Brett Morris and Eartha Kitt as Fortune Teller
SUNDAY, JULY 13
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MR. COFFEE BREWS UP TROUBLE
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX
Steph gives Eddie and Joy a cappuccino maker that
was a wedding gift from Jeff’s mom. Joy loves the gift, but Eddie soon begins to
resent Joy for not learning how to work the machine herself. When Eddie refuses
to make Joy her nightly cappuccino, she makes a list of all the things she does
around the house and comes to the conclusion that Eddie doesn't do enough. To
compensate for their uneven workload, Joy gives Eddie the chore of paying the
bills, which later proves not to be in the best interest of their household.
Meanwhile, Jeff is mad at Steph for giving away a present from his mom, and he
tries to come up with a plan to get back at her in “The Coffeemaker” episode of
‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 13 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-120) (TV-PG
D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
IT’S A SECOND TIME AROUND FOR EDDIE AND JOY
ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX
When Eddie’s friend Karl introduces him to his second wife, Eddie becomes
jealous of Karl’s relaxed marriage and convinces Joy that they should try out a
“second marriage.” Joy has her own ideas of how a “second marriage” should be
causing Eddie to re-think his suggestion on the “Second Marriage Guy” episode of
‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 13 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL -210)
(TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely
Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
LISA’S DOCUMENTARY ON HER FAMILY PREMIERES
AT THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX
Jim Jarmusch Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
Lisa makes a documentary about her family for a school project. After the
success of her project, Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers encourage
her to enter the film into the Sundance Film Festival. But when Lisa’s film
premieres at Sundance, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid
behind-the-scenes look at their lives in the “Any Given Sundance” episode of THE
SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1911)
(TV-PG L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as
Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouset; Tress MacNeille as
Mrs. Muntz
Guest Voice Cast: Jim Jarmusch
as himself
--“KING OF THE
HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PEGGY GOES MAD ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX
Ed Begley Jr. (“Arrested Development,” “7th
Heaven”)
Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
Tom
Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes
missing in Arlen. Relationship expert Stephens Davies (Begley) is invited to
speak at the meeting and makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting
skills. Peggy goes on “mommy” mode and is determined to know Bobby’s and Hank’s
every move. The boys get irritated with Peggy and rebel, but they soon come to
realize that Peggy is only looking out for their own good in the “Behind Closed
Doors” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, July 13 (8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1206) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill;
Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky;
Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill
Guest Voice Cast: Ed Begley Jr. as Stephens Davies
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM
ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
BRIAN HAS THE ‘WRITE’ STUFF
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX
Peter and Lois’s marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England
Rising Writer’s award, the three of them head to Martha’s Vineyard for a
relaxing vacation. As Peter’s drinking spirals out of control, so does Brian’s
self restraint as he professes his undying love for Lois. Peter and Brian test
their friendship over the woman of their dreams on the “Play it Again, Brian”
episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 13 (9:00-9:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-601) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and
Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis
as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00
PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN AND ROGER MAKE A POT BUST
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
When Roger finds out that Hayley’s boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in
Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase
Jeff across the country. However, when the truth behind the matter is revealed,
Roger is left with his tail between his legs and Stan steps in to offer some
fatherly advice. Meanwhile, Steve gets shocked trying to hot-wire Francine’s car
and is cursed with a gift in the “Joint Custody” episode of AMERICAN DAD
Sunday, July 13 (9:30-10:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-224) (TV-14 D, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as
Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee
Bradley Baker as Klaus
MONDAY, JULY 14
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
tHE
jeffersonian TEAM INVESTIGATES A GRISLY DISCOVERy
IN A high
school TIME CAPSULE
ON
“BONES” TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13, ON FOX
John Francis Daley Guest-Stars
A
group of high school alumni gather to unearth a time capsule buried 20 years
prior, only to find the body of one of their former teenage classmates inside.
The victim, identified as a shy, ostracized classmate, leads Booth and Brennan
searching through the class of 1987’s high school secrets as they rehash some
high school memories of their own. With psychological profiling advice from
their young therapist, Dr. Sweets (guest star John Francis Daley), the team’s
investigation has them exploring timelessly familiar high school stereotypes –
the geeks, the outcasts, the jocks and the cheerleaders – in an effort to
discover the murderer in “The Boy in the Time Capsule” episode of BONES airing
Monday, July 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-307) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special
Agent Seeley Booth;
TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric
Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan
Guest Cast: John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets; Patrick Fabian as Terry
Stinson; Kristin Bauer as Janelle Stinson; Patrick Fischler as Gil Bates;
Houston Graham as Roger Dillon/Alex Stinson; Ray Baker as Daniel Dillon; Rick
Ravanello as John Adamson; Stephon Fuller as Darwin Banks; Diane Kim as Woman in
Crowd; Russell B. McKenzie as Guy in Crowd; Ed Ackerman as Cop in Crowd; Chris
B. Hunter as Young Terry; Katie Gill as Young Janelle; Robbie Moore as Young Gil
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
House and
the team treat A teenager with a facial deformity
ON “house” MONDAY, JULY 14, on fox
A
documentary film crew is chronicling a teenager with a major facial deformity
who opts to undergo a dramatic reconstructive procedure. When the patient
suffers a heart attack just prior to the surgery, House and the team are called
in to determine the cause, since the surgery cannot proceed
until the patient’s cardiac condition is diagnosed. With the film crew covering
their every move, Cameron and Chase are especially self-conscious, and House
looks for ways to escape from the cameras. Meanwhile, House finds himself
distracted by several of the candidates vying for a spot on his team, and he
questions his motives for having chosen them in the “Ugly” episode of
HOUSE airing Monday, July 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-407)
(TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar
Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer
Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.
Guest Cast: Khleo Thomas as Kenny; Michael Michelle as Samira Terzi; Laurie
Fortier as Darnell; Michael Whaley as Joe; Adam Pilver as Cranio Surgeon;
Michael Adler as E.R. Patient; David Campbell as Plastic Surgeon; David Um
Nakase as Physician; Mandy Schneider as Pretty Woman; Lily Howe as Jenny; Troy
Vincent as Father; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.
TUESDAY, JULY 15
**FOX SPORTS SPECIAL**—MAJOR
LEAGUE BASEBALL ALL-STAR GAME 2008—Live from New York—(8:00 PM-CC Live ET/5:00
PM-CC Live PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
FOX SPORTS PRESENTS THE 79TH MLB ALL-STAR
GAME
LIVE FROM YANKEE STADIUM
TUESDAY, JULY 15, ON FOX
FOX
Sports presents Major League Baseball’s 79th
All-Star Game immediately following the network’s All-Star Game Red Carpet
Parade Special hosted by Chris Rose and Mark Grace. Play-by-play announcer Joe
Buck and analyst Tim McCarver call all the action live during an historic
occasion at Yankee Stadium on Tuesday, July 15 (8:00 PM-CC Live
ET/5:00 PM-CC Live PT) on FOX. (SP-0901) (TV-N/A)
[EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Local
programming airs in prime time on the West Coast.]
WEDNESDAY,
JULY 16
**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top
10 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
TOP 10 DANCERS SWITCH PARTNERS AND PERFORM
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JULY 16, ON FOX
The search
continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 10 perform on SO
YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in
everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, swing, hip-hop and krumping, all
compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses
America and who falls flat on a two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
airing Wednesday, July 16 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-421/422)
(TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
THURSDAY, JULY 17
--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH
GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
SUMMER SCHOOL HEATS UP THE CLASSROOM
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JULY 17, ON FOX
Grownup contestants try to graduate
toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’
lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since
elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting
their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to
social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to
“cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real
grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on
Are You
Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Thursday, July 17
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-234) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2
Dancers
Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC
TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED LIVE
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, JULY 17, ON FOX
SO YOU THINK YOU
CAN DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two
finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in
everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with
the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will have to say good-bye
when America’s votes solely determine who goes home in the
elimination episode of SO YOU THINK
YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, July 17 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT
tape-delayed) on FOX. (DAN-421A/422A) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
FRIDAY, JULY 18
**FOX
MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE ANIMAL”–(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital
5.1
ROB SCHNEIDER TESTS OUT HIS ANIMAL MAGNETISM
IN “THE ANIMAL”
FRIDAY, JULY 18, ON FOX
Marvin Mange (Rob Schneider) is a police station evidence clerk who dreams of
being a real cop one day. The problem is he can’t pass the exam, and he has to
put up with the constant hazing from Sgt. Sisk (John C. McGinley). After
mysteriously surviving a horrible car accident, Marvin suddenly finds he has
certain “animal” abilities like heightened senses, amazing reflexes and more.
Perfect for a police officer – if his animal instincts don’t get him into
trouble in THE ANIMAL airing Friday, July 18 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (FM-0406) (TV-PG L, V)
Cast: Rob Schneider as Marvin
Mange; Colleen Haskell as Rianna; and John C. McGinley as Sgt. Sisk
SATURDAY, JULY 19
--“COPS: COAST TO
COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
CRACKDOWN ON BURGLARS AND NARCOTICS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX
When officers in Pomona, CA, respond
to a burglary call at a restaurant, a K-9 unit sniffs out suspects inside
looking for more than a free meal. In Martin County, FL, officers pull over a
vehicle with a busted brake light, and discover that the driver, who was just
released from jail for possession, hasn’t cleaned up his act. Also in Palm Beach
County, FL, a narcotic search on a crack house has some sobering consequences on
all-new “COPS: COAST TO COAST” airing Saturday,
July 19 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2033) (TV-PG)
--“COPS: FAMILY FEUDS
SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS RESPOND TO DOMESTIC DISTURBANCES
ON “COPS: FAMILY FEUDS SPECIAL EDITION”
SATURDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX
Officers from coast to coast handle
domestic disputes including Officer Curtis Lawrance of the Las Vegas
Metropolitan Police Department aiding fellow officers on a domestic-violence
call in an all-new COPS:
FAMILY FEUDS SPECIAL EDITION airing
Saturday, July 19 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2022) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED:
AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime
issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting
victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series
also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of
lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent
captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA
FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, July 19 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(MW-2139) (TV-PG V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight
ET/PT) CC
PARODIES OF “24” AND AVRIL LAVIGNE
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX
MADtv’s refreshing humor returns with a parody of Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend,”
while featured cast members Johnny Sanchez and Dan Oster do a parody of the FOX
hit 24 on MADtv airing Saturday, July 19 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on
FOX. (MD-1309) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden
Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan
Oster and Daheli Hall.
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
JAMES KYSON LEE JOINS IN THE LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JULY 19, ON FOX
Actor James Kyson Lee (“Heroes”) makes a special guest appearance to sit and
chat with Spike Feresten about what it takes to be the only one with no special
powers on a super-hero television series. The episode also features more
trademark sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing
Saturday, July 19 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-206)
(TV-14 D, L)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guest: James Kyson Lee
SUNDAY, JULY 20
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JOY FIGHT OVER “FIGHT FRIENDS”
ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX
Margaret Cho and Anthony Anderson Guest-Star
Joy
turns to a friend, Nicole (guest star Margaret
Cho), for help when she and Eddie are fighting. When Eddie confronts Joy about
Nicole, they get into a heated argument and seek support from their respective
“fight friends” – Joy teaming up with Nicole, and Eddie with
Nicole's husband Cofeld, in order to prove
their points in the “Fight Friend” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July
20 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-113) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast:
Margaret Cho as Nicole; Anthony Anderson as Cofeld
--“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE IS THE KING OF THE COURT
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX
When Jeff runs into a rival vice principal (guest star John Cho) from a snooty
private school, he lets his competitive side get the best of him and signs up
for a school faculty basketball league. The team’s secret weapon is Eddie, who’s
a former state basketball champion. However, Eddie has a shocking secret he has
kept for over 20 years – a secret so astonishing not even Joy knows about it in
the “Come Out and Play” episode of ‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 20
(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-202) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely
Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster
Guest Cast: John Cho as Neil; Nick Bakay as Karl; Darryl Sivad as Tom; and Ross
Mackenzie as Terry
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER FULFILLS HIS MOTHER’S FINAL WISHES
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX
Glenn Close and Lance Armstrong Make Guest-Voice
Appearances
When Homer’s mother Mona (guest voice
Glenn Close) unexpectedly passes away, Homer is filled with guilt for not
telling her how much he loved her before she died. To make it up to her, Homer
decides to fulfill her final wishes by throwing her ashes over Lake Wastershare
at Springfield Monument Park in the “Mona Leaves-a”
episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 20 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (SI-1912) (TV-PG L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as
Moe; Harry Shearer as Alan; Pamela Haden as Lady; Tress MacNeille as Female
Employee
Guest Voice Cast: Glenn Close
as Mona; Lance Armstrong as himself
--“KING OF THE
HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
KAHN GETS A SYMPATHETIC EAR
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX
Kahn’s father-in-law, General Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family. The
General gives Kahn a hard time and makes him feel like a failure. Hank and the
gang feel for Kahn, which never happens and take him under their wing. Peggy and
Bobby know that Kahn is just showing his emotional side while the General is in
town and as soon as Arlen is without the General, Kahn will show his true colors
in the “Pour Some Sugar on Kahn” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday,
July 20 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1207) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill;
Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky;
Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM
ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
BRIAN HAS A BASTARD OF A SON
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 20, ON FOX
Harvey Fierstein and Chace Crawford Make Guest-Voice
Appearances
When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a
former flame Tracy (Harvey Fierstein) only to discover he is the father of her
unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the
Griffin’s so Brian can raise him. Subsequently, his new little angel begins
terrorizing the Griffin household and Brian’s self-important attitude toward
parenting infuriates Peter and Lois in “The Former Life of Brian” episode of
FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 20 (9:00-9:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-604) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and
Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan;
Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland
Guest Voice Cast: Harvey Fierstein as Tracy; Chace Crawford as Boyfriend
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00
PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN IS ON A POWER TRIP
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
Forest Whitaker and Molly Shannon Make Guest Voice
Appearances
In order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody," Stan
becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the
best tables at restaurants (threatening to ticket and tow), pocketing quarters
from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington
(Whitaker) from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime
and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Hayley poses nude for a college art
class and is surprised to see Roger there in the “Meter Made” episode of
AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday,
July 20 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-301) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as
Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee
Bradley Baker as Klaus
Guest Voice Cast: Forest Whitaker as Turlington and Molly Shannon as Kristy
SUNDAY, JULY 6
**TIMEPERIOD
PREMIERE**—“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
JEFF AND STEPH FIND THEIR GROOVE
ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX
The
Starks, the Woodcocks and their friends attend Stan and Vicki’s 25th
wedding anniversary party. Joy becomes jealous of the way Stan dotes on his
wife, and she takes it out on Eddie, who has misplaced her wrap. When Stan
explains to Eddie that there is a gardener and a flower in every relationship,
Eddie learns his role in the garden of marriage and offers a touching toast to
Joy. Meanwhile, Steph’s dancing style embarrasses Jeff, until he lets loose and
they get their groove on in “The Anniversary Party” episode of ‘TIL DEATH
Sunday, July 6 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-110) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely
Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas.
Guest Cast: Anthony Anderson as Cofeld; Will Sasso as Russ; Al Ruscio as Len;
and Christine Dunford as Vicki.
**TIMEPERIOD
PREMIERE**—“‘TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JOY TONE IT DOWN
ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX
After attending a birthday party for Steph, Eddie decides it’s time to confront
Joy about some of her more irritating habits. When Joy is not exactly receptive
to hearing about her social blunders, Eddie learns his wife is not alone in
being oblivious to her own public behavior. Meanwhile, over at the Woodcocks’,
Jeff finds it more difficult than he imagined giving his wife a gift that she
has wanted for a long time in the “Performance Anxiety” episode of ‘TIL DEATH
airing Sunday, July 6 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-201) (TV-PG D)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely
Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster
Guest Cast: Reagan Gomez as Deb; Natasha Leggero as Mindy; Alan Oppenheimer as
Mr. Wallach; and Maree Cheatham as Mrs. Wallach
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
BART FALLS FOR A COW AND TRIES TO SAVE IT
BEFORE IT IS SENT TO THE SLAUGHERHOUSE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX
Zooey Deschanel Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
When Bart joins the 4-H Club, he unexpectedly falls in love with a cow named
Lou. But when Bart finds out that Lou has been sold to a slaughterhouse, he
becomes determined to save him. Bart and Lisa free Lou from the slaughterhouse,
and Bart gives the cow to Mary, a fellow 4-H Club member. However, Mary’s father
mistakenly believes Bart is giving them the cow as a dowry for Mary’s hand in
marriage. When Homer and Marge hear of Bart’s engagement, they devise a plan to
save Lou and free Bart from his marriage in the “Apocalypse Cow” episode of THE
SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1910)
(TV-PG D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as
Apu; Harry Shearer as Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Guest; Tress MacNeille as
Brandine
Guest Voice Cast: Zooey
Deschanel as Mary
--“KING OF THE
HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
LUCKY GETS THROWN BEHIND BARS ON
“KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX
Luanne’s long lost father and Peggy's
brother Hoyt (guest voice Johnny Knoxville) returns to Arlen as a free man after
being incarcerated for years. He turns to his daughter and sister for guidance
and a little bit of dough. When Peggy denies him, he takes matters into his own
hands and robs a store for cash. Meanwhile, Luanne's husband Lucky (guest voice
Tom Petty) turns to Hank for some insight on how to become a better man for his
child on the way and realizes that maybe taking the blame for Hoyt’s crime would
be a great way to step it up in the “Life: A Losers
Manual” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, July 6 (8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1213) (TV-PG)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill;
Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky;
Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.
Guest Voice Cast: Johnny Knoxville as Hoyt
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM
ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
JAMES WOODS RETURNS TO QUAHOG
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX
James Woods Makes a Special Guest Voice Appearance
James Woods returns to Quahog to seek revenge against Peter after being locked
in a crate. First, James steals Peter’s identity and moves in as head of the
Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and ruins James career and image on the
“Back to the Woods” episode of FAMILY GUY airing
Sunday, July 6 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-602) (TV-14 D, L, S,
V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and
Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis
as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
Guest Voice Cast: James Woods as himself
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00
PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN GETS MAD COW DISEASE
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated
cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started
out as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger starts a cat-fight
between Francine and Hayley after he unintentionally gives one a little more
attention in the "Magnificent Steven” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday,
July 6 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-221) (TV-14 L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as
Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee
Bradley Baker as Klaus
Guest Voice Cast: Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Daisuke
Suzuki as Toshi; Carnie Wilson as Cashier and Woman
MONDAY, JULY 7
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
Bones and
booth investigate a murdered Jeffersonian employee,
turning
colleagues into suspects
ON
“BONES” MONDAY, JULY 7, ON FOX
The
charred remains of a young Jeffersonian intern, the daughter of a highly
respected former Jeffersonian scientist, are found in the building’s
incinerator. With the case hitting so close to home, the team has no choice but
to suspect their own colleagues and question everyone from the upper echelons of
the Jeffersonian scientists to the victim’s fellow interns. When they learn that
the intern had been working on artifact authentication for the Widow’s Son
serial killer case, they begin to wonder if her involvement could have put her
life in danger. But when they discover a romantic link between the intern and a
Jeffersonian employee, the motives behind her murder become even more
complicated. Meanwhile, Booth agrees to pose as Cam’s boyfriend and accompanies
her on a family get-together, eliciting more attention than he bargained for
from Cam’s sister in the “Intern in the Incinerator” episode of BONES airing
Monday, July 7 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-306) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special
Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela
Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam”
Saroyan.
Guest Cast: Rochelle Aytes as Felicia Saroyan; Terrell Tilford as Dr. Kyle
Aldridge; Tom Virtue as Dr. Ted Reardon; Scott Allen Rinker as Dr. Evan Klimkew;
Xander Berkeley as Dr. Harlan Bancroft; Sam Jones III as Tyler Neville; J.R.
Nutt as Nick; E.E. Bell as Phil; David Greenman as FBI Forensic Tech Marcus
Geier; Millie Huckabee as Kristen Reardon
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
House is recruited by the CIA to treat aN agent with
aN ILLNESS
AS MYSTERIOUS AS HIS PREVIOUS ASSIGNMENT;
the FELLOWSHIP candidateS race to diagnose a STOCK
car driver
ON “house” MONDAY, JULY 7, on fox
Michael Michele
Guest-Stars
House is recruited by the CIA to help diagnose a deathly ill agent with an
unknown illness. The agent’s medical case is being spearheaded by Dr. Samira
Terzi (guest star Michael Michele), who offers up very little information about
the agent’s history or previous assignments. With limited information to go on,
House uses some unorthodox methods to try to crack the code and determine a
diagnosis in time to save his mystery patient’s life. Meanwhile, Foreman faces
resistance from the remaining six fellowship candidates when they question his
judgment and argue over the diagnosis of a female drag car racer who passed out
after a race in the “Whatever It Takes” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, July
7 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-406) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar
Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer
Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.
Guest Cast: Amy Dudgeon as Casey; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen;
Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Kutner; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Edi Gathegi
as Cole; Tom Wilson as Lou; Michael Michele as Samira Terzi; Holmes Osborne as
Curtis; Joel Bissonnette as John; Chad Willett as Brian Smith; Nick Warnock as
Reporter; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
TUESDAY, JULY 8
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 1: The summer finale of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is rescheduled for
this night.]
[EDITOR’S
NOTE 2: THE MOMENT OF TRUTH at 8:00 PM replaces the previously
announced episode of HELL’S KITCHEN.]
**SUMMER FINALE**—“THE MOMENT OF
TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
THE HOT SEAT GETS EVEN HOTTER THIS SUMMER
ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
TUESDAY, JULY 8, ON FOX
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is the game show that puts participants to
the test – the lie detector test – to reveal whether or not they are telling the
truth for a chance to win half a million dollars. Participants answer 21
increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win
the money. Prior to playing, participants are strapped to a lie detector and
asked a series of questions by a polygraph expert, who records their answers. Of
course, the questions are easier when the stakes are low – but as the prize
amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to matters they might
normally lie about. The touchier questions could be especially difficult because
participants reveal their answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends,
hanging on every word. Find out what deep dark secret will someone divulge for
hundreds of thousands of dollars
on the Summer Finale of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Tuesday, July 8
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(MOT-116) (TV-14 D)
Host: Mark L. Walberg
**SEASON FINALE**—“HELL’S
KITCHEN”—“Winner Announced”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
IT’S THE FINAL SHOWDOWN ON THE SEASON FINALE
OF “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY JULY 8, ON FOX
Winner to Receive Coveted Prize of a Senior Chef
Position
at Gordon Ramsay at The London West Hollywood
The
final two chefs are one dinner service away from being crowned the winner of
HELL’S KITCHEN. The chefs have selected their staff, created the menus and
chosen the décor. After some final words of advice from Chef Ramsay, the doors
of HELL’S KITCHEN are open. As the orders start coming in, both teams are off to
a slow start with the kitchens running out of food and appetizers being served
cold. The final two need to slice and dice their way to the top to prove to Chef
Ramsay they have what it takes to work in his restaurant on the season finale of
HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, July 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(HK-415) (TV-14 L)
WEDNESDAY, JULY 9
**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top
12 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
TOP 12 DANCERS PERFORM
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JULY 9, ON FOX
The search
continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 12 perform on SO
YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in
everything from Ballroom and Ballet to Salsa, Swing, Hip-Hop and Krumping all
compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses
America and who falls flat on a two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
airing Wednesday, July 9 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-419/420)
(TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
THURSDAY, JULY 10
--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH
GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
SUMMER SCHOOL IS NO CAKE WALK
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JULY 10, ON FOX
Grownup contestants try to graduate
toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’
lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since
elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting
their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to
social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to
“cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real
grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on
Are You
Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Thursday, July 10
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-233) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2
Dancers Voted Off
—(9:00-10:00 PM ET
live/PT tape-delayed) CC
TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED AND
THE TOP 10 DANCERS ARE ANNOUNCED LIVE
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, JULY 10, ON FOX
SO YOU THINK YOU
CAN DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two
finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in
everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with
the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will go home in the
elimination
episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing
Thursday, July 10 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.
(DAN-419A/420A) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
FRIDAY, JULY 11
**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“2
FAST 2 FURIOUS”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
DIRTY MONEY AND DIRTY CRIMINALS
IN “2 FAST 2 FURIOUS”
FRIDAY, JULY 11, ON FOX
In
this sequel to "The Fast and the Furious," former cop Brian O'Conner (Paul
Walker) teams up with his ex-con pal Roman Pearce (Tyrese Gibson) to transport a
shipment of “dirty” money for shady Miami-based import-export dealer Carter
Verone (Cole Hauser), while actually working with undercover agent Monica
Fuentes (Eva Mendes) to bring Verone down in 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS
airing Friday, July 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0615)
(TV-PG D, L, V)
Cast: Paul Walker as Brian O’Conner; Tyrese Gibson as Roman Pearce; Eva Mendes
as Monica Fuentes; Cole Hauser as Carter Verone; Ludacris as Tej; Thom Barry as
Agent Bilkins; James Remar as Agent Markham; Devon Aoki as Suki; and Amaury
Nolasco as Orange Julius
SATURDAY, JULY 12
--“COPS: COAST TO
COAST”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
OFFICERS PULL OVER SOME SHADY CHARACTERS
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, JULY 12, ON
FOX
A
deputy with the Martin County, FL, Sheriff’s Office is on patrol in a flea
market that is accustomed to shady characters. Officers with the Las Vegas
Metropolitan Police Department stop a suspicious driver in what turns out to be
anything but a routine traffic stop. Also featured are officers from the Palm
Beach County, FL, Sheriff’s Office who pull over a car with a driver who’s high
on an all-new COPS: COAST TO COAST airing
Saturday, July 12 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2029) (TV-PG)
--“COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS
SPECIAL EDITION #4”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
SUSPECT HIDING IN LAUNDRY ROOM DRYER AND
MASSIVE ECSTACY
BUST UNCOVERED ON
“COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS #4” SATURDAY, JULY 12,
ON FOX
In
Portland, OR, officers pull over a suspicious vehicle only to discover a
befuddled trio of men and a 7-year supply of ecstasy. In Las Vegas, a stabbing
suspect causes chase and takes cover in a laundry room dryer. The Sacramento,
CA, Police Department collars a criminal with the help from their canine
companions on COPS: STUPID CRIMINALS SPECIAL EDITION #4 airing Saturday, July
12 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2019) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED:
AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JULY 12, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime
issues. This crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting
victims and empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series
also takes an in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of
lawmakers fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent
captures, convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA
FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, July 12 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(MW-2138) (TV-PG V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight
ET/PT) CC
KATHY GRIFFIN BRINGS HER BRAND OF COMEDY TO
LATE-NIGHT
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JULY 12, ON FOX
MADtv loads up on late-night laughter when comedian Kathy Griffin guest-stars.
MADtv’s unrivaled pop-culture parodies and politically incorrect humor have made
this award-winning sketch comedy show a FOX Saturday-night staple. Join in the
hilarity on MADtv airing Saturday, July 12 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on
FOX. (MD-1308) (TV-14 D, L, S)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden
Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Anjelah Johnson, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan
Oster and Daheli Hall.
Guest Cast: Kathy Griffin
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE
FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
ADAM CAROLLA STAYS UP FOR A LATE-NIGHT CHAT
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JULY 12, ON FOX
Radio/TV personality Adam Carolla (“Loveline,” The Adam Carolla Show”) makes a
special guest appearance to chat with Spike. Meanwhile, TALKSHOW features more
trademark sketches on an all-new episode of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing
Saturday, July 12 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-222)
(TV-14 D, L, V)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guest: Adam Carolla
SUNDAY, JULY 13
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
MR. COFFEE BREWS UP TROUBLE
ON “‘TIL DEATH”
SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX
Steph gives Eddie and Joy a cappuccino maker that was
a wedding gift from Jeff’s mom. Joy loves the gift, but Eddie soon begins to
resent Joy for not learning how to work the machine herself. When Eddie refuses
to make Joy her nightly cappuccino, she makes a list of all the things she does
around the house and comes to the conclusion that Eddie doesn't do enough. To
compensate for their uneven workload, Joy gives Eddie the chore of paying the
bills, which later proves not to be in the best interest of their household.
Meanwhile, Jeff is mad at Steph for giving away a present from his mom, and he
tries to come up with a plan to get back at her in “The Coffeemaker” episode of
‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 13 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-120) (TV-PG
D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas
--“’TIL DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
IT’S A SECOND TIME AROUND FOR EDDIE AND JOY
ON “’TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX
When Eddie’s friend Karl introduces him to his second wife, Eddie becomes
jealous of Karl’s relaxed marriage and convinces Joy that they should try out a
“second marriage.” Joy has her own ideas of how a “second marriage” should be
causing Eddie to re-think his suggestion on the “Second Marriage Guy” episode of
‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 13 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL -210)
(TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett; Joely
Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas
Guest Cast: Nick Bakay as Karl
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
LISA’S DOCUMENTARY ON HER FAMILY PREMIERES
AT THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX
Jim Jarmusch Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
Lisa makes a documentary about her family for a school project. After the
success of her project, Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers encourage
her to enter the film into the Sundance Film Festival. But when Lisa’s film
premieres at Sundance, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid
behind-the-scenes look at their lives in the “Any Given Sundance” episode of THE
SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1911)
(TV-PG L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons;
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as
Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouset; Tress MacNeille as
Mrs. Muntz
Guest Voice Cast: Jim Jarmusch
as himself
--“KING OF THE
HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PEGGY GOES MAD ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX
Ed Begley Jr. (“Arrested Development,” “7th
Heaven”)
Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
Tom
Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes
missing in Arlen. Relationship expert Stephens Davies (Begley) is invited to
speak at the meeting and makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting
skills. Peggy goes on “mommy” mode and is determined to know Bobby’s and Hank’s
every move. The boys get irritated with Peggy and rebel, but they soon come to
realize that Peggy is only looking out for their own good in the “Behind Closed
Doors” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, July 13 (8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1206) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill;
Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky;
Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.
Guest Voice Cast: Ed Begley Jr. as Stephens Davies
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM
ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
BRIAN HAS THE ‘WRITE’ STUFF
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JULY 13, ON FOX
Peter and Lois’s marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England
Rising Writer’s award, the three of them head to Martha’s Vineyard for a
relaxing vacation. As Peter’s drinking spirals out of control, so does Brian’s
self restraint as he professes his undying love for Lois. Peter and Brian test
their friendship over the woman of their dreams on the “Play it Again, Brian”
episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 13 (9:00-9:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-601) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and
Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis
as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00
PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is
advised.
STAN AND ROGER MAKE A POT BUST
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
When Roger finds out that Hayley’s boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for
smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across
the country. However, when the truth behind the matter is revealed, Roger is
left with his tail between his legs and Stan steps in to offer some fatherly
advice. Meanwhile, Steve gets shocked trying to hot-wire Francine’s car and is
cursed with a gift in the “Joint Custody” episode of AMERICAN DAD
Sunday, July 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(DAD-224) (TV-14 D, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as
Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee
Bradley Baker as Klaus.
SUNDAY, JUNE 29
[EDITOR’S NOTE: THE SIMPSONS, KING
OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD
are preempted this night.]
**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE LOST WORLD:
JURASSIC PARK 2”—(7:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
STEP BACK IN TIME
IN “THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2”
SUNDAY, JUNE 29, ON FOX
A second island of John Hammond's (Sir Richard Attenborough)
Jurassic Park experiment is revealed when Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) follows
his girlfriend (Julianne Moore) to research the dinosaurs' behavior in their
so-called "natural" environment.
When a devious capitalist Peter Ludlow (Arliss Howard) is determined to export
dinosaurs to a new park in San Diego, financing a hunt-and-capture expedition
that results in another series of fatal disasters, the
adventure becomes a fight for survival on THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2 airing
Sunday, June 29 (7:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-9907) (TV-PG L, V)
Cast: Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm;
Julianne Moore as Dr. Sarah Harding; Pete Postlethwaite as Roland Tembo; Vince
Vaughn as Nick Van Owen; Sir Richard Attenborough as John Hammond and Arliss
Howard as Peter Ludlow.
MONDAY, JUNE 30
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
THE TEAM TRACKS A HALLOWEEN GHOULISH
KILLER
ON “BONES” MONDAY, JUNE 30, ON FOX
When a terrified young Halloween reveler
finds the mummified remains of a teenage girl in a Halloween pumpkin patch maze,
Brennan and Booth are called to the scene to investigate. They are perplexed by
the fact that the girl appears to have been deceased for at least a year, while
Hodgins discovers her body is covered with spider bites. Booth and Brennan later
receive word of a second mummy found at Halloween amusement park funhouse, and
it appears the victim, another teenage girl, was killed on Halloween
approximately two years prior. As the team questions a variety of ghoulish
amusement park employees, from the grim reaper to a zombie, they get word of a
third teenage girl who has gone missing. Booth and Brennan realize that they
have until Halloween to find her before the killer strikes again. Meanwhile, the
team gets decked out in costume for the annual Jeffersonian Halloween Ball, and
they encounter a few scares of their own in the “Mummy in the Maze” episode of
BONES airing Monday, June 30 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-305)
(TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance
Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack
Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy;
Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.
Guest Cast: Rider Strong as Gregg Liscombe;
Jake Austin Walker as Matty; Terry Rhoads as Dr. Potoska; Charles Porter as
Deputy; Vince Grant as Pastor Bill Jonas; Andre Roman as Toby; Judy Prescott as
Margie Shaw; Paul Cassell as Don Shaw; Nathan Anderson as EMT Pete Geller;
Laurence Cohen as Dan Hauser; Maia Madison as Breathless Woman; David Greenman
as FBI Forensic Tech Marcus Geier; Caker Folley as Lola; Lynsey Bartilson as
Sandy Evans; Nathan Dean as FBI Agent Charlie Burns; Ashley Selich as Megan
Shaw; Scott Barry as Dispatcher; Azura Skye as Amber Kippler
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
HOUSE AND THE FELLOWSHIP candidates
Treat a patient WITH AN UNKNOWN IDENTITY
who mirrors the behavior of the people
around him
ON “house” tuesday, JUNE 30, on fox
The team takes on the case of a man
who collapsed while being mugged. When the man complains of new symptoms that do
not fit his initial admission profile, the team suspects he is a hypochondriac.
As Mr. X continues to fall ill with symptoms unrelated to his neurological
disorder, Foreman and the remaining six fellows are assigned to keep watch, and
are bemused as they see their own behavioral idiosyncrasies reflected through
him. As they attempt to diagnose this human chameleon, they seem to learn more
about themselves than their patient, whose true identity is a mystery.
Meanwhile, Cameron and Chase keep a running pool on whom House might cut next
from the team of candidates, and Foreman engages in a power struggle with House
and Cuddy in the “Mirror Mirror” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, June 30
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-405) (TV-14 L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House;
Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean
Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse
Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.
Guest Cast: Frank Whaley as James/Mr. X;
Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn
as Kutner; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Luke Baybak as Tony;
Brendan Michael Coughlin as Mickey; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
TUESDAY, JULY 1
[EDITOR’S NOTE:
This night’s episode of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is no longer the summer finale.]
--“THE MOMENT OF
TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
THIS SUMMER THE HOT SEAT GETS HOTTER
ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
TUESDAY, JULY 1, ON FOX
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is the game show that
puts participants to the test – the lie detector test – to reveal whether or not
they are telling the truth for a chance to win half a million dollars.
Participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined
by a polygraph, to win the money. Prior to playing, participants are strapped to
a lie detector and asked a series of questions by a polygraph expert, who
records their answers. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are
low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to
matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be
especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of
spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. Find out what deep, dark
secret someone will divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars
on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Tuesday, July 1
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MOT-115) (TV-14 D)
Host: Mark L. Walberg
--“HELL’S
KITCHEN”—“2 Chefs Compete”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
THE FINAL TWO COOK FOR THEIR LIVES
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY JULY 1, ON FOX
Whoopi Goldberg to Make Special Guest
Appearance
The final two chefs have survived the
wrath of Ramsay and many disastrous nights in HELL’S KITCHEN and are rewarded
with a trip to New York City to visit Gordon Ramsay at The London New York. It’s
not all fun and games, however, and the chefs are asked to prepare their
signature dishes to be judged by Chef Ramsay’s five executive chefs from around
the world. When they head back to HELL’S KITCHEN, the final two begin the
journey to design and run their own restaurant. From the menu to the décor, they
must prove their skill and passion to win over Chef Ramsay in the “2 Chefs
Compete” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, July 1 (9:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-414) (TV-14 L)
WEDNESDAY, JULY 2
**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN
DANCE”—Top 14 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
TOP 14 DANCERS PERFORM ON “SO YOU THINK
YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JULY 2, ON FOX
The
search continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 14 perform
on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in
everything from Ballroom and Ballet to Salsa, Swing, Hip-Hop and Krumping, all
compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses
America and who falls flat on a two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
airing Wednesday, July 2 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-417/418)
(TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
THURSDAY, JULY 3
--“ARE YOU SMARTER
THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
SUMMER SCHOOL IS IN SESSION
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th
GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JULY 3, ON FOX
Grownup contestants try to graduate
toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’
lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since
elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting
their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to
social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to
“cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real
grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on
Are You
Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Thursday, July 3
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-232) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
.
--“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2
Dancers Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC
TWO DANCERS ARE ELIMINATED LIVE
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, JULY 3, ON FOX
SO YOU
THINK YOU CAN DANCE narrows down its search for America’s Favorite Dancer
tonight when two finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best
dancers, skilled in everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz,
test their luck with the judges. Find out who will keep dancing and who will go
home on the elimination episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing
Thursday, July 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.
(DAN-417A/418A) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
FRIDAY, JULY 4
**FOX MOVIE
SPECIAL**—“DADDY DAY CARE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
DOWN-ON-THEIR-LUCK DADS BECOME MR. MOMS
IN “DADDY DAY CARE”
FRIDAY, JULY 4, ON FOX
Two fathers (Eddie Murphy and Jeff Garlin)
lose their jobs in product development at a large food company and are forced to
take their sons out of the exclusive Chapman Academy and become stay-at-home
dads. With no job possibilities on the horizon, they open their own day care
facility, Daddy Day Care, where they employ some fairly unconventional and
sidesplitting methods of caring for children. As Daddy Day Care starts to catch
on, it launches them into a highly comedic rivalry with Chapman Academy's
tough-as-nails director (Anjelica Huston) who has driven all previous
competitors out of business. Don’t miss DADDY DAY CARE airing Friday, July 4
(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0606) (TV-PG L)
Cast: Eddie Murphy as Charlie Hinton; Jeff
Garlin as Phil; Steve Zahn as Marvin; Regina King as Kim Hinton; Kevin Nealon as
Bruce; Jonathan Katz as Dan Kubitz; Siobhan Fallon as Peggy; Lisa Edelstein as
Crispin’s Mom; Lacey Chabert as Jenny; Laura Kightlinger as Sheila; Leila
Arcieri as Kelli; Anjelica Huston as Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan.
SATURDAY, JULY 5
[EDITOR’S
NOTE: CP-2023 and CP-2021 replace the previously announced episodes
of
COPS.]
--“COPS: IN DENIAL”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT)
CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
SUSPECTS DENY DRUG DEALING
AND COMMITTING CRIMES
ON “COPS: IN DENIAL” SATURDAY, JULY 5, ON
FOX
Officers in Portland, OR, follow leads from a confidential
informant tied to narcotics trafficking. When A K-9 unit arrives at the scene,
stashes of insurmountable evidence are sniffed out. Also featured are the Kansas
City, MO, Police Department responding to a “shots fired” call and officers in
Las Vegas, NV, investigating a dispute over a bed
on COPS: IN DENIAL airing Saturday, July 5 (8:00-8:30 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2023) (TV-PG L)
--“COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING SPECIAL
EDITION #1”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
K-9 UNIT, HIT AND RUN AND DRUG BUST
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST” SATURDAY, JULY
5, ON FOX
When officers in Portland, OR, are dispatched on a hit and run
call, a K-9 unit sniffs out the suspect. In Las Vegas, a man on a bike is
stopped, but during questioning, a vehicle crashes nearby and the man takes off.
Officers pursue the vehicle and the suspects. Deputies in Leon County, FL,
question the driver of a suspicious vehicle and a routine search of the vehicle
turns up a not-so-routine discovery
on COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING SPECIAL EDITION #1 airing
Saturday, July 5 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2021) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST
WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS
BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JULY 5, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK
takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses
on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the
criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that
harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims'
rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children
cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, July 5
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2137) (TV-PG V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00
PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
FORMER CAST MEMBERS
WILL SASSO, ALEX BORSTEIN, MO COLLINS AND
DEBRA WILSON
RETURN TO CELEBRATE 300 EPISODES OF
MADNESS
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JULY 5, ON FOX
MADtv’s 300th episode
celebrates a milestone in unrivaled pop-culture parodies and politically
incorrect humor. Former cast members Will Sasso, Alex Borstein, Mo Collins and
Debra Wilson join in the fun with series regulars Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald,
Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Crista Flanagan and Keegan-Michael
Key. Don’t miss this hilarious episode of MADtv airing Saturday, July 5
(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1307) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key,
Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele.
Guest Cast: Will
Sasso, Alex Borstein, Mo Collins and Debra Wilson
--“TALKSHOW WITH
SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
NICK SWARDSON BRINGS LAUGHS TO LATE-NIGHT
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JULY 5, ON FOX
Actor Nick Swardson
(“Reno 911!,” “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”) makes a special guest
appearance to chat with Spike. Late night gets even funnier with trademark
sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing
Saturday, July 5 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-207) (TV-14
D, L)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guest:
Nick Swardson
SUNDAY, JULY 6
--“’TIL
DEATH”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
JEFF AND STEPH FIND THEIR GROOVE
ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX
The Starks, the Woodcocks and their
friends attend Stan and Vicki’s 25th wedding anniversary party. Joy
becomes jealous of the way Stan dotes on his wife, and she takes it out on
Eddie, who has misplaced her wrap. When Stan explains to Eddie that there is a
gardener and a flower in every relationship, Eddie learns his role in the garden
of marriage and offers a touching toast to Joy. Meanwhile, Steph’s dancing style
embarrasses Jeff, until he lets loose and they get their groove on in “The
Anniversary Party” episode of ‘TIL DEATH Sunday, July 6 (7:00-7:30 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-110) (TV-PG D, L)
Cast: Brad Garrett;
Joely Fisher; Kat Foster; and Eddie Kaye Thomas.
Guest Cast: Anthony Anderson as Cofeld;
Will Sasso as Russ; Al Ruscio as Len; and Christine Dunford as Vicki.
--“‘TIL
DEATH”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
EDDIE AND JOY TONE IT DOWN
ON “‘TIL DEATH” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX
After attending a birthday party for Steph,
Eddie decides it’s time to confront Joy about some of her more irritating
habits. When Joy is not exactly receptive to hearing about her social blunders,
Eddie learns his wife is not alone in being oblivious to her own public
behavior. Meanwhile, over at the Woodcocks’, Jeff finds it more difficult than
he imagined giving his wife a gift that she has wanted for a long time in the
“Performance Anxiety” episode of “‘TIL DEATH airing Sunday, July 6
(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TIL-201) (TV-PG D)
Cast: Brad Garrett;
Joely Fisher; Eddie Kaye Thomas; and Kat Foster
Guest Cast: Reagan Gomez as Deb; Natasha
Leggero as Mindy; Alan Oppenheimer as Mr. Wallach; and Maree Cheatham as Mrs.
Wallach
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
BART FALLS FOR A COW AND TRIES TO SAVE IT
BEFORE IT IS SENT TO THE SLAUGHERHOUSE
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX
Zooey Deschanel Makes Guest-Voice
Appearance
When Bart joins the 4-H Club, he
unexpectedly falls in love with a cow named Lou. But when Bart finds out that
Lou has been sold to a slaughterhouse, he becomes determined to save him. Bart
and Lisa free Lou from the slaughterhouse, and Bart gives the cow to Mary, a
fellow 4-H Club member. However, Mary’s father mistakenly believes Bart is
giving them the cow as a dowry for Mary’s hand in marriage. When Homer and Marge
hear of Bart’s engagement, they devise a plan to save Lou and free Bart from his
marriage in the “Apocalypse Cow” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, July
6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1910) (TV-PG D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer
Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson;
Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Apu; Harry Shearer as Flanders;
Pamela Hayden as Guest; Tress MacNeille as Brandine
Guest Voice Cast:
Zooey Deschanel as Mary
--“KING OF THE
HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
LUCKY GETS THROWN BEHIND BARS ON
“KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX
Luanne’s long lost father and Peggy's
brother Hoyt (guest voice Johnny Knoxville) returns to Arlen as a free man after
being incarcerated for years. He turns to his daughter and sister for guidance
and a little bit of dough. When Peggy denies him, he takes matters into his own
hands and robs a store for cash. Meanwhile, Luanne's husband Lucky (guest voice
Tom Petty) turns to Hank for some insight on how to become a better man for his
child on the way and realizes that maybe taking the blame for Hoyt’s crime would
be a great way to step it up in the “Life: A Losers
Manual” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, July 6 (8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1213) (TV-PG)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill &
Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany
Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root
as Bill.
Guest Voice: Johnny Knoxville as Hoyt
--“FAMILY
GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
JAMES WOODS RETURNS TO QUAHOG
ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, JULY 6, ON FOX
James Woods Makes a Special Guest Voice
Appearance
James Woods returns to Quahog to seek
revenge against Peter after being locked in a crate. First, James steals Peter’s
identity and moves in as head of the Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and
ruins James career and image on the “Back to the Woods” episode of
FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, July 6 (9:00-9:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-602) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter
Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois
Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as
Cleveland.
Guest Voice Cast: James Woods as himself
--“AMERICAN
DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN GETS MAD COW DISEASE
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
When Stan is prosecuted for sending
contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the
ordeal started out as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger
starts a cat-fight between Francine and Hayley after he unintentionally gives
one a little more attention in the "Magnificent Steven” episode of AMERICAN DAD
airing Sunday, July 6 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-221) (TV-14 L,
V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith
and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as
Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
Guest Voice Cast: Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry; Curtis Armstrong as Snot; Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi; Carnie Wilson as Cashier and Woman
SUNDAY, JUNE 22
--“DON’T FORGET
THE LYRICS!”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
WILL
CONTESTANTS BE “IN THE MONEY” WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS?
FIND OUT ON
“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
We all think we
know the words to popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake,
will contestants be able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be
at a loss for words? On this exciting game show, contestants choose songs from
different genres, decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to
sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen, but
suddenly the music stops and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out
the correct missing lyric or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T
FORGET THE LYRICS! airing Sunday, June 22 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(LYR-112) (TV-PG)
Host: Wayne Brady
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT)
CC
LISA BECOMES ADDICTED TO SECONDHAND
SMOKE
AND HOMER MANUFACTURES BEEF JERKY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON
FOX
When Lisa convinces Marge to pursue her
childhood dream of becoming a ballerina by auditioning for the Chazz Busby
Ballet Academy, Chazz discovers Lisa’s natural talent and enrolls her in the
academy instead. During a break from practice, Lisa inhales her fellow
ballerinas’ cigarette smoke and attributes her improvement in ballet to smoking.
Lisa soon becomes addicted to secondhand smoke, with no chance of quitting in
sight. Meanwhile, Homer shows Bart his secret room where he manufactures beef
jerky. When Homer realizes that a family of raccoons have made off with his
beef, he decides to confront the animals in the “Smoke on the Daughter” episode
of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 22 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SI-1908) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer
Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson;
Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner;
Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Ballerina; Russi Taylor as Martin
--“KING OF THE
HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
BOBBY, BOATS AND BATS….OH MY!
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX
Hank and Bobby get in some father/son
bonding time when Hank dumps the old team of Dale, Bill and Boomhauer to help
Bobby in a boat-building competition. During the building process, Hank gets
spooked by bats that invade the construction garage, forcing Bobby to do the
building all alone in the “It Came From the Garage” episode of KING OF THE HILL
airing Sunday, May 11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1212) (TV-PG)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill &
Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany
Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root
as Bill.
--“FAMILY
GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer
discretion is advised.
BRIAN HAS A BASTARD OF A SON
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX
Harvey Fierstein and Chace Crawford
Make Guest-Voice Appearances
When Brian is afraid that he has lost his
chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy (Harvey Fierstein)
only to discover he is the father of her unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s
surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin’s so Brian can raise him.
Subsequently, his new little angel begins terrorizing the Griffin household and
Brian’s self-important attitude toward parenting infuriates Peter and Lois in
“The Former Life of Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY
airing Sunday, June 22 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-604)
(TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter
Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois
Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike
Henry as Cleveland.
Guest Voice Cast: Harvey Fierstein as
Tracy; Chace Crawford as Boyfriend
--“AMERICAN
DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer
discretion is advised.
THE SMITH FAMILY GOES ON A CIA VACATION
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
Francine discovers that all the Smith
family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could
ditch the family. She angrily demands a real vacation, but when it seems too
good to be true, she is convinced it too is the work of the CIA, and the family
suffers the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort to be the
greatest actor who ever lived in “The Vacation Goo”
episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, June 22 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (DAD-222) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith
and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as
Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
MONDAY, JUNE 23
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
THE TEAM DIGS AROUND TO GET TO THE ROOT
OF
A FARMER’S MURDER ON “BONES”
MONDAY, JUNE 23, ON FOX
Booth and Brennan go to investigate when
teenagers find a severely decomposed body on the grounds of the V.A. hospital.
The man is identified as Franklin Curtis, founder of an organic supermarket
chain. The team is puzzled when his body’s high temperature reveals he had been
cooked or incinerated. As they attempt to pin down an initial cause of death at
the lab, Brennan and Booth question potential suspects around Curtis’ farm. They
suspect foul play by a rival farmer from whom Curtis was trying to buy land to
turn it organic. In their investigation, Booth and Brennan also discover that
Curtis was a well known philanderer, so when the flesh of another body is
identified with Curtis’, more questions arise as to his connection to a possible
second victim. Meanwhile, Booth and Brennan are assigned to a new – and very
young – psychiatrist, Dr. Lance Sweets (John Francis Daley). He warns them that
the FBI may separate the two unless they undergo further psychiatric counseling
in the “The Secret in the Soil” episode of BONES airing Monday, June 23
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-304) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance
Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack
Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy;
Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance
Sweets
Guest Cast:; Robert Blesse as Charlie
Rogan; Erin Chambers as Kat Curtis; Denise Crosby as Margie Curtis; Gill Gayle
as Gavin Lee; Scoot McNairy as Noel Liftin; Beth Grant as Lizbeth Harding;
Christopher Darga as Andrew Harding; Cameron Watson as Lyndon Page; Derwin
Jordan as Tim Peck; Darren O’Hare as Clay Ansley; Burnadean Jones as FBI
Forensic Tech
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
the remaining seven
candidates treat a patient
who believes she can
talk to the dead
ON “house” MONDAY, JUNE
23, on fox
When a
20-year-old funeral home cosmetician, Irene, has a massive seizure, she
hallucinates that the cadavers in the funeral home have come to life. House and
the remaining seven fellowship candidates must figure out the cause. Thinking
something in the funeral home may have made Irene sick, House sends the
candidates on some less-than-desirable investigative missions, including a visit
to a graveyard. As Irene’s symptoms become more life-threatening and her ghostly
visions more vivid, House surmises that connecting with Irene’s mother might be
the best route to diagnosing her illness. Meanwhile, Foreman finds his
“House-like” reputation has preceded him as he interviews for a new job, and
House must narrow down the candidates from seven to six in the “Guardian Angels”
episode of HOUSE airing Monday, June 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(HOU-404) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House;
Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean
Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse
Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.
Guest Cast: Azura Skye as Irene; Anne
Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as
Kutner; Carmen Argenziano as Henry; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Andy Comeau as Brennan;
Caroline Laferfelt as Connie; Scott Alan Smith as Dr. Brady; Tom Wright as Dr.
Pilcher; Kenneth White as Old Man; Jerry Hauck as Martin; Vince Deadrick Jr. as
Mr. Franklin; Jose Vasquez as Gang Banger;
TUESDAY, JUNE 24
[EDITOR’S
NOTE: HELL’S KITCHEN at 8:00 PM replaces the previously announced
episode of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.]
--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-9:00
PM ET/PT) CC
IT’S THE MOTHER OF ALL CHALLENGES
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX
The final four contestants prepare a
specialty lunch for some surprise guests Chef Ramsay has invited to Hell’s
Kitchen. When the doors open, 80 very hungry, very picky and very pregnant
moms-to-be walk through the door! The ladies choose the best dish and send the
winner on a $1000 shopping spree. The remaining chefs are forced to stay behind
and clean up after the luncheon. During dinner service tempers flare and tension
is high, and one contestant gets careless and burns Chef Ramsay’s hand, which
sends Ramsay over the edge
in the “4 Chefs Compete” episode of
HELL’S KITCHEN
airing Tuesday, June 24
(8:00-9:00
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-412)
(TV-14 L)
Cast: Gordon Ramsay
--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
SURPRISE GUESTS LEAD TO A SURPRISE
CHALLENGE FOR TOP 3 CHEFS
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, JUNE 24, ON FOX
Chef Ramsay surprises the Final 3 chefs by
bringing in a few special guests to join them for a breakfast he prepared. After
the guests leave, Ramsay asks the chefs to recreate the signature dish they just
ate. This challenge throws a couple of the chefs off their game, which leads to
them scrambling in the kitchen. During the dinner service, Ramsay hands over the
reins of HELL’S KITCHEN to each of the Final 3 and the chefs each take a turn
running the hot plate. But Ramsay and his sous chef purposely start sabotaging
dinner to see how the chefs react in the “3 Chefs Compete” episode of
HELL’S KITCHEN
airing Tuesday, June 24
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-413)
(TV-14 L)
Cast: Gordon Ramsay
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 25
**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU
CAN DANCE”—Top 16 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
TOP 16 DANCERS PERFORM ON “SO YOU THINK
YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 25, ON FOX
The search
continues tonight for America’s favorite dancer when the Top 16 perform on SO
YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in
everything from ballroom and ballet to salsa, swing, hip-hop and krumping, all
compete to be named America’s Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses
America and who falls flat on a two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
airing Wednesday, June 25 (8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-415/416)
(TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
THURSDAY, JUNE 26
--“ARE YOU SMARTER
THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
SUMMER SCHOOL NEVER SEEMED THIS HARD
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th
GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JUNE 26, ON FOX
Grownup
contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical
quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much
they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom
setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to
geography and math to social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there
is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity
to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the
correct a-n-s-w-e-r on Are You
Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Thursday, June 26
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-231) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff
Foxworthy
--“SO YOU
THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 of 16 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed)
CC
TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED LIVE
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, JUNE 26, ON FOX
SO YOU THINK
YOU CAN DANCE continues its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when
two finalists are voted off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled
in everything from jive and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck
with the judges and find out who will keep dancing and who will go home in the
“2 of 16 Voted Off” episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday,
June 26 (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.
(DAN-415A/416A) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
FRIDAY, JUNE 27
**FOX MOVIE
SPECIAL**—“XXX: STATE OF THE UNION”- (WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE)-(8:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT)- CC-HDTV 720p- Dolby Digital 5.1
ONLY ICE CUBE CAN FOIL A PLOT TO
ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT
IN THE WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE OF
“XXX: STATE OF THE UNION” FRIDAY, JUNE 27, ON FOX
Darius Stone (Ice Cube), a former Navy
Seal with a reckless streak, is currently serving time in a maximum security
prison. But he just might be the nation’s only hope in preventing an attack on
the President of the United States. When Augustus Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson) of
the National Security Agency discovers that secretary of defense George Deckert
(Willem Defoe) has been training a secret branch of the military to kidnap and
assassinate the president, he fears that the entire government may be corrupt.
With no one to trust, Gibbons must turn to the unlikeliest of allies. Find out
if Stone can outwit Deckert and his band of terrorists in the World Broadcast
Premiere of XXX: STATE OF THE UNION airing Friday, June 27 (8:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0810) (TV-PG D, L, V)
Cast: Ice Cube as Darius Stone; Samuel L.
Jackson as Agent Augustus Gibbons; Willem Defoe as General George Deckert; Scott
Speedman as Agent Kyle Steele and Peter Strauss as President James Sanford.
SATURDAY, JUNE 28
--“COPS: STRANGE
BEHAVIOR #1”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
ARRESTING STORIES HEADLINE “COPS:
STRANGE BEHAVIOR #1”
SATURDAY, JUNE 28, ON FOX
When a 70-year
old parole violator leads officers on a high-speed chase in Kansas City, MO,
spike strips, helicopter patrol and hounds become involved in the pursuit. In
Las Vegas, NV, officers investigate a dispute involving two transvestites
accused of disturbing the peace. Police officers in Rialto, CA, respond to a
traffic accident involving an abandoned and stolen vehicle on COPS:
STRANGE BEHAVIOR #1 airing Saturday, June 28 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (CP-2014) (TV-PG L)
--“COPS: EVIDENCE … WHAT EVIDENCE
SPECIAL EDITION”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
A REPEAT NARCOTICS OFFENDER
AND A DECEITFUL DRUNK DRIVER
TEST OFFICERS’ PATIENCE ON THE
“EVIDENCE … WHAT EVIDENCE SPECIAL
EDITION”
OF “COPS” SATURDAY, JUNE 28, ON FOX
When Officers Jason Moss and David Honick
of the Pittsburgh, PA, Bureau of Police assist in the pursuit of a repeat
narcotics felon, they not only find the suspect’s discarded stash, but also find
that a K-9 unit was hungry for a capture. Also featured is FTO Mike Helms of the
Brevard, FL, County Sheriff’s Office, who acts as a human lie detector when a
drunk driver entangles herself in a web of dishonesty on the “Evidence … What
Evidence Special Edition” of COPS Saturday, June 28 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (CP-2007) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S
MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS
BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JUNE 28, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK
takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses
on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the
criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that
harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims'
rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children
cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, June 28
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2136) (TV-PG V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00
PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
DAVE NAVARRO ROCKS THE COMEDY WORLD
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JUNE 28, ON FOX
Guitarist Dave Navarro joins Bobby Lee in
a parody of the popular FOX show 24 depicting the life of Lee hour-by-hour as he
discovers a “love boil” on his body and the ordeal they go through to have it
removed on MADtv airing Saturday, June 28 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on
FOX. (MD-1316) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key,
Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny
Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall
Guest Cast: Dave
Navarro
--“TALKSHOW WITH
SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
GET READY TO BE SPIKED
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JUNE 28, ON FOX
Stay up late for more irreverent comedy
sketches and outstanding guests on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing
Saturday, June 28 (Midnight-12:30AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-203)
(TV-14 D, L)
Host: Spike Feresten
SUNDAY, JUNE 29
[EDITOR’S NOTE: THE SIMPSONS, KING
OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD
are preempted this night.]
**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“THE LOST WORLD:
JURASSIC PARK 2”—(7:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
STEP BACK IN TIME
IN “THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2”
SUNDAY, JUNE 29, ON FOX
A second island of John Hammond's (Sir
Richard Attenborough) Jurassic Park experiment is revealed when Ian Malcolm
(Jeff Goldblum) follows his girlfriend (Julianne Moore) to research the
dinosaurs' behavior in their so-called "natural" environment.
When a
devious capitalist Peter Ludlow (Arliss Howard) is determined to export
dinosaurs to a new park in San Diego, financing a hunt-and-capture expedition
that results in another series of fatal disasters, the
adventure becomes a fight for survival on THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2 airing
Sunday, June 29 (7:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-9907) (TV-PG L, V)
Cast: Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm;
Julianne Moore as Dr. Sarah Harding; Pete Postlethwaite as Roland Tembo; Vince
Vaughn as Nick Van Owen; Sir Richard Attenborough as John Hammond and Arliss
Howard as Peter Ludlow.
SUNDAY, JUNE 15
--“DON’T FORGET
THE LYRICS!”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
HOW WELL DO
YOU KNOW THE WORDS TO YOUR FAVORITE SONGS?
FIND
OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
We all think we know the words to
popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be
able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words?
On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres,
decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the
studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen –
but suddenly the music stops
and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing
lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!
Sunday, June 15 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-111) (TV-PG)
Host: Wayne Brady
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY
MUSIC STAR
PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX
Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make
Guest-Voice Appearances
When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of
Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they feign a natural disaster in
order to obtain relief funds from the federal government. When the plan goes
awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial records only to discover millions
in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up its most notorious tax evaders,
and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer once managed, remains the last
outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the city to find her, Marge
reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the family, creating a very
interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the “Papa Don’t Leach” episode
of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 15 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SI-1909) (TV-PG D, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer
Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson;
Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Ned
Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin
Guest Voice Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as
Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves
--“KING OF THE
HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
FIFTEEN CANDLES AND HIPSTER HOMES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX
Enrique encourages his daughter, Inez, to
ask Hank to speak at her Quinceañera and Hank reluctantly agrees to her request.
He starts spending time with Inez so he has something to write about in his
speech. Hank begs Peggy to accompany him on his first visit, so Peggy meets Hank
at Enrique’s with a real-estate client waiting in the car, a 30-year-old hipster
who hasn’t been satisfied with any of the homes he’s been shown. The hipster
becomes enchanted with Enrique’s Mexican neighborhood, and Peggy closes a deal
with him. But when a slew of hipsters follow and buy up homes in the
neighborhood, the fruit stands and Goodwill clothing stores are soon replaced by
trendy salons and art galleries. At the Quinceañera, Enrique publicly blames
Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood and explains that the rent on
his home has skyrocketed such that they will have to move. Feeling horrible,
Peggy tricks the hipsters into believing that the simpler, down-home folks of
Arlen (like Dale and Boomhauer) are moving into the neighborhood and the
hipsters soon move out. Enrique’s neighborhood is restored to its former glory
and Enrique is able to buy his home in the “Lady and Gentrification” episode of
KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, June 15 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(KH-1205) (TV-PG)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill &
Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany
Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root
as Bill.
--“FAMILY
GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
SHIVER ME TIMBERS ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX
Amanda Bynes Makes a Guest-Voice
Appearance
Yo ho ho! It’s a pirate’s life for Peter
when he gets a pet parrot. But after raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the
neighbors, Peter accidentally kills his beloved pet. Meanwhile, Chris goes with
Brian to the vet and falls for the lovely intern Anna (guest voice Amanda Bynes)
in the “Long John Peter” episode of FAMILY GUY airing
Sunday, June 15 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-606) (TV-14 D,
L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter
Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois
Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike
Henry as Cleveland.
Guest Voice Cast: Amanda Bynes as Anna
--“AMERICAN
DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STAN TAKES ON THE LIFE OF A BACHELOR
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he
feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground. Hoping to rekindle the
romance, Francine insists on a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a
bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, Steve
becomes addicted to an energy drink and finds himself panhandling in the streets
to support his habit in the “When a Stan Loves a Woman” episode
of AMERICAN DAD Sunday, June 15 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-223)
(TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith
and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as
Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
MONDAY, JUNE 16
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
THE TEAM DISCOVERS A SOCCER MOM’S HIDDEN
PAST
ON“BONES” MONDAY, JUNE 16, ON FOX
Ryan O’Neal
Guest-Stars
When a soccer mom gets blown up in her
minivan, Brennan and Booth are on the case to figure out who would want to
murder a seemingly innocent and inconspicuous suburbanite. Upon investigation,
the team discovers that the mother, June, had been a member of the National
Liberation Army, a group of young radicals from the 1970s, and that the FBI had
been looking for her for nearly thirty years. When the team learns that June may
have been on the verge of turning herself in for a violent crime she was
involved in while part of the NLA, the motives for her murder become even more
complicated. Meanwhile, Brennan visits her father (guest star Ryan O’Neal) in
prison and questions his reasons for wanting to see her, and Booth lends his
advice on the situation. Back at the lab, Hodgins is rendered speechless by a
particularly beautiful FBI bomb expert working on the case in the “Soccer Mom in
the Mini-Van” episode of BONES airing Monday, June 16 (8:00-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-303) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance
Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack
Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy;
Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.
Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as Ausa
Caroline Julian; Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; David Greenman as FBI Forensic Tech;
Deborah Zoe as Special Agent Katherine Frost; Erich Anderson as Jeremy Nash; Ron
Canada as Special Agent Sam Reilly; Richard Cox as Atty. Leonard Huntzinger;
Chris Tardio as Danny Valenti; Scout Taylor-Compton as Celia Nash; Susan Rohrer
as June Harris/Amy Nash
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
HOUSE DIVIDES HIS REMAINING FELLOWSHIP
CANDIDATES
INTO TWO TEAMS for some healthy
competition
ON “house” MONDAY, JUNE 16, on fox
The final 10 fellowship candidates
compete ferociously when House splits them into two teams by gender. They are
assigned to diagnose and treat a wheelchair-bound man with muscular atrophy who
is slowly suffocating. As the two teams are trying to one-up each other,
complications arise when one team treats the patient but doesn’t follow through
to make sure their treatment was executed. While the students are busy with
their assignment, House experiments on himself to see what happens in the
moments when people hover between life and death. Meanwhile, Foreman runs his
own team of fellows in his new job at another hospital, and resorts to using a
very House-like treatment to help a patient in the “97 Seconds” episode of HOUSE
airing Monday, June 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(HOU-403) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House;
Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean
Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse
Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.
Guest Cast: Brian Klugman as Stark; Anne
Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as
Baidwan; Carmen Argenziano as Henry; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Andy Comeau as
Brennan; Meera Simhan as Jody; Melinda Dahl as Twin; Caitlin Dahl as Twin;
Charlie Hofheimer as Almore; Kathleen York as Dr. Schaffer; mary Kate
Schellhardt as Female Fellow; Reynaldo Rosales as Handsome Fellow; Douglas Spain
as Latino Fellow; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.
TUESDAY, JUNE 17
--“THE MOMENT OF
TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
THE HOT SEAT IS EVEN HOTTER THIS SUMMER
ON “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”
TUESDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH is the game show that
puts participants to the test – the lie detector test – to reveal whether or not
they are telling the truth for a chance to win half a million dollars.
Participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined
by a polygraph, to win the money. Prior to playing, participants are strapped to
a lie detector and asked a series of questions by a polygraph expert, who
records their answers. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are
low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to
matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be
especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of
spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. What deep dark secret
will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars
on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Tuesday, June 17
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MOT-114) (TV-14 D)
Host: Mark L. Walberg
Contact:
Michael Roach 310-369-7055
michael.roach@fox.com
--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
CC
IT’S THE MOTHER OF ALL CHALLENGES
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, JUNE 17, ON FOX
The final four contestants prepare a specialty lunch for some
surprise guests Chef Ramsay has invited to Hell’s Kitchen. When the doors open,
80 very hungry, very picky and very pregnant moms-to-be walk through the door!
The ladies choose the best dish and send the winner on a $1000 shopping spree.
The remaining chefs are forced to stay behind and clean up after the luncheon.
During dinner service tempers flare and tension is high, and one contestant gets
careless and burns Chef Ramsay’s hand, which sends Ramsay over the edge in the
“4 Chefs Compete” episode of
HELL’S KITCHEN
airing Tuesday, June 17
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-412)
(TV-14 L)
Cast: Gordon Ramsay
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 18
**2-HOUR
EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 18 Perform—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
TOP 18 DANCERS PERFORM ON “SO YOU THINK
YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 18, ON FOX
The search continues tonight for
America’s favorite dancer when the Top 18 perform on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE.
See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from ballroom and
ballet to salsa, swing, hip-hop and krumping, all compete to be named America’s
Favorite Dancer. Watch and find out who impresses America and who falls flat on
a two-hour episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, June 18
(8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-413/414) (TV-PG
D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
THURSDAY, JUNE 19
--“ARE YOU SMARTER
THAN A 5TH GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
WILL SUMMER SCHOOL STUDENTS MAKE THE GRADE
“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th
GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JUNE 19, ON FOX
Grownup contestants try to graduate
toward the top prize of $1 million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’
lack of knowledge – as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since
elementary school. Adults find themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting
their youth, as they tackle subjects ranging from art to geography and math to
social studies. Contestants are not alone, however; there is a way for them to
“cheat” in this classroom. The adults have the opportunity to get help from real
grade-schoolers, who will offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on
Are You
Smarter Than a 5th Grader? airing Thursday, June 19
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (AYS-224) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
--“SO
YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 of 18 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00
PM ET live/PT
tape-delayed)
CC
TWO CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED LIVE
ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, JUNE 19, ON FOX
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE continues
its search for America’s favorite dancer tonight when two finalists are voted
off. Watch some of the country’s best dancers, skilled in everything from jive
and hip-hop to contemporary and jazz, test their luck with the judges and find
out who will keep dancing and who will go home in the “2 of 18 Voted Off”
episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, June 19
(9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.
(DAN-413A/414A) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
FRIDAY, JUNE 20
**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“PLANET
OF THE APES”-(8:00-10:30
PM ET/PT)-CC
HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
ANIMALS RULE AND HUMANS ARE THE SUBJECTS
IN “THE PLANET OF THE APES”
FRIDAY, JUNE 20, ON FOX
Director Tim Burton (“Big Fish,” “Batman,”
“Edward Scissorhands”) brings a fresh look to this remake of the classic story
about an astronaut (Wahlberg) who crash lands on a planet where a highly
developed ape society rules, while humans are in bondage and considered
unintelligent. Don’t miss THE PLANET OF THE APES airing Friday, June 20
(8:00-10:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0412) (TV-PG L, V)
Cast: Mark Wahlberg
as Captain Leo Davidson; Tim Roth as General Thade; Helena Bonham Carter as Ari;
and Michael Clarke Duncan as Colonel Attar.
SATURDAY, JUNE 21
--“COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #2”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
SUSPECT INTERRUPTS DATE WITH A JOYRIDE
ON “COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #2”
SATURDAY, JUNE 21, ON FOX
Palm Beach County, FL, deputies search a
suspicious vehicle in a parking lot that leads to a discovery of unexpected
measures. Officers in Las Vegas respond to a call about a pickup truck driving
the wrong way on a one-way street, as well as a call about a stolen vehicle
where the driver claims he left his keys inside his sports car when he walked
his date to the door on an all-new COPS: STUPID BEHAVIOR #2 airing Saturday,
June 21 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2031) (TV-PG L)
--“COPS: COAST TO
COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
ARRESTS INVOLVING A GUN, FIST FIGHT AND
DRUGS ARE CAPTURED
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 21, ON FOX
When officers in Las Vegas respond to
a shooting call at a hotel, the suspect gambles and leads a nighttime chase down
local streets. Luck runs out for the suspect when the officers combine their
evidence with victims’ details. In Spokane, WA, officers arrive at the volatile
and violent scene of an assault involving two men. Officers in Portland, OR,
follow a driver suspected of running drugs on COPS: COAST TO COAST
airing Saturday, June 21 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (CP-2025) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST
WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST
WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS
PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JUNE 21,
ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK
takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses
on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the
criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that
harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims'
rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children
cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, June 21
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2135) (TV-PG V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00
PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC
DOMINIC MONAGHAN GETS LOST
ON MADtv SATURDAY, JUNE 21, ON FOX
Actor Dominic Monaghan (“Lost,” “Lord of
the Rings”) joins the cast of MADtv to bring a touch of fantasy to parodies with
Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin and Keegan-Michael Key on MADtv airing Saturday, June
21 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1315) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Cast: Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key,
Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny
Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.
Guest Cast: Dominic
Monaghan
--“TALKSHOW WITH
SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
GET YOUR SPIKE ON!
“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JUNE 21, ON FOX
TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten keeps you
laughing until the wee hours of the morning with his hilarious in-studio guests
and adventurous street sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN airing
Saturday, June 21 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-205)
(TV-14 D, L)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guest Cast: Louis C.K.
SUNDAY, JUNE 22
--“DON’T FORGET
THE LYRICS!”—(7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
WILL
CONTESTANTS BE “IN THE MONEY” WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS?
FIND
OUT ON “DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
We all think we know the words to
popular songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be
able to keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words?
On this exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres,
decades and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the
studio band as the lyrics are projected on screen –
but suddenly the music stops
and the words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing
lyric, or freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!
airing Sunday, June 22 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-112) (TV-PG)
Host: Wayne Brady
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
LISA BECOMES ADDICTED TO SECONDHAND SMOKE
AND HOMER MANUFACTURES BEEF JERKY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX
When Lisa convinces Marge to pursue her
childhood dream of becoming a ballerina by auditioning for the Chazz Busby
Ballet Academy, Chazz discovers Lisa’s natural talent and enrolls her in the
academy instead. During a break from practice, Lisa inhales her fellow
ballerinas’ cigarette smoke and attributes her improvement in ballet to smoking.
Lisa soon becomes addicted to secondhand smoke, with no chance of quitting in
sight. Meanwhile, Homer shows Bart his secret room where he manufactures beef
jerky. When Homer realizes that a family of raccoons have made off with his
beef, he decides to confront the animals in the “Smoke on the Daughter” episode
of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 22 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(SI-1908) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer
Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson;
Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner;
Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Ballerina; Russi Taylor as Martin
--“KING OF THE
HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
BOBBY, BOATS AND BATS….OH MY!
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX
Hank and Bobby get in some father/son
bonding time when Hank dumps the old team of Dale, Bill and Boomhauer to help
Bobby in a boat-building competition. During the building process, Hank gets
spooked by bats that invade the construction garage, which turns Bobby into
leading the building all alone in the “It Came From the Garage” episode of KING
OF THE HILL airing Sunday, June 22 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1212)
(TV-PG)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill &
Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany
Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root
as Bill.
--“FAMILY
GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
BRIAN HAS A BASTARD OF A SON
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 22, ON FOX
Harvey Fierstein and Chace Crawford Make
Guest-Voice Appearances
When Brian is afraid that he has lost his
chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy (Harvey Fierstein)
only to discover he is the father of her unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s
surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin’s so Brian can raise him.
Subsequently, his new little angel begins terrorizing the Griffin household and
Brian’s self-important attitude toward parenting infuriates Peter and Lois in
“The Former Life of Brian” episode of FAMILY GUY
airing Sunday, June 22 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-604)
(TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter
Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois
Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike
Henry as Cleveland.
Guest Voice Cast: Harvey Fierstein as
Tracy; Chace Crawford as Boyfriend
--“AMERICAN
DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
THE SMITH FAMILY GOES ON A CIA VACATION
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
When Francine discovers that all their family vacations have been
artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she is
fuming and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to
be true, Francine is convinced it is also the work of the CIA and causes the
family has to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort
to be the greatest actor who ever lived in “The Vacation Goo”
episode of AMERICAN DAD airing
Sunday, June 22 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-222) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith
and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as
Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus.
SUNDAY, JUNE 8
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(7:00-8:00
PM ET/PT) CC
GETTING TONGUE-TIED COULD COST YOU
BIG
ON
“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s
a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the
music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting game show,
contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical artists.
Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the lyrics are
projected on screen –
but suddenly the music stops and the
words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or
freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing
Sunday, June 8 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-110) (TV-PG)
Host: Wayne
Brady
--“THE
SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER CHEATS ON HIS DIET
AND BART AND LISA TRY TO COVER UP A PRANK GONE WRONG
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX
Marge hires a
nutritionist who puts Homer on a strict diet, but Homer decides to sneak in
snacks and meals on the side. Marge becomes suspicious of Homer’s weight gain
and calls the producers of “The Sneakers,” a take-off on “Cheaters.” Meanwhile,
Bart and Lisa go bike-riding in Springfield National Park, where they run into
Martin Prince and play a prank on him. Bart and Lisa are wracked with guilt when
their prank goes terribly wrong, and they think they’re responsible for the
accidental death of Martin Prince in the “Dial ‘N’ for Nerder” episode of THE
SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 8 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1907)
(TV-PG D, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan
Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright
as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry
Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Betsy; Russi
Taylor as Martin; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT)
CC
DECEIT DRIVES HANK TO DRASTIC MEASURES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX
Ted Danson and Fred Willard Make Guest-Voice Appearances
When Peggy needs
a new car, Hank insists they buy from Tom Hammond (Ted Danson) his go-to
salesman for 25 years. With her heart set on a convertible, Peggy begins the
negotiation behind Hank’s back and gets the price down considerably. Hank
catches her and agrees to buy the convertible, provided he can make the deal
himself. Tom jacks the price back up to sticker and tells Hank he’s getting a
deal. When Peggy discovers how much Hank paid, she realizes he’s been swindled
on every car he’s ever bought. Hank finds out and vows to exact justice in the
“The Accidental Terrorist” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday, June 8
(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1204) (TV-PG L)
Voice Cast: Mike
Judge as Hank Hill and Boomhauer, Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill, Pamela S. Adlon as
Bobby Hill, Brittany Murphy as Luanne, Tom Petty as Lucky, Johnny Hardwick as
Dale, Stephen Root as Bill
Guest Voice
Cast: Ted Danson as Tom Hammond, Fred Willard as Officer Brown
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer
discretion is advised.
JOE CAN WALK!!!!
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 8, ON FOX
Jennifer Tilly and Patrick Warburton Make Guest Voice Appearances
After Bonnie
(Jennifer Tilly) tells Joe (Patrick Warburton) that she is tired of being
married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited
about his new ability to walk, Joe dives head first into extreme sports and
begins to hang around more active friends. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys are
upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. In doing so, they
re-cripple him and he is back to normal in the
“Believe It Or Not Joe’s Walking On Air” episode of FAMILY GUY Sunday, June 8
(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-515) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth
MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex
Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg
Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
Guest Voice
Cast: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie and Patrick Warburton as Joe
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer
discretion is advised.
STEVE GOES NUTS
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in
celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that’s been
going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum
reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and
Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this
scandalous secret of American history in the "Black Mystery Month” episode of
AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, June 8 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(DAD-220) (TV-14 D, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth
MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith;
Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as
Klaus.
MONDAY, JUNE 9
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV
720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
THE TEAM INVESTIGATES A MORBID MURDER
IN THE WORLD OF SEXUAL FETISHES
ON “BONES” MONDAY, JUNE 9, ON FOX
When an
11-year-old camper finds the decomposed body of a man in the woods, feet removed
and arms bound, the team goes in to investigate. The autopsy leads Brennan and
Booth to a lodge in Virginia not far from where the victim died. It turns out
the lodge is used as a “Pony Play” S&M retreat where women act as jockeys and
men act as their horses. Brennan and Booth’s questioning leads them to suspect a
number of people, including the victim’s wife and his female “jockey” lover.
However, Zack and Hodgins uncover evidence that makes deciphering the killer
more difficult than initially expected. Meanwhile, Angela agrees to go under
hypnosis in an effort to discover the name of her previous husband so that she
can divorce the mystery man from her past and marry Hodgins, but she finds it
difficult to fall under the hypnotist’s trance in the “Death in the Saddle”
episode of BONES airing Monday, June 9 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(BON-302) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Cast: Emily
Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley
Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric
Millegan as Zack Addy; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.
Guest Cast:
Michael Cudlitz as Lucky; Jay Jablonski as Tom Mularz; Christina Cox as Annie
Oakley; Anne-Marie Johnson as Dr. Jasper; Rik Young as Calvin ‘”Thor” Johnson;
Bess Meyer as Alice Milner; Bashir Salahuddin as Counselor; Dave Marlin as
Aaron; Miles Heizer as Joey.
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
House
auditions potential new team members
and
treats a female astronaut who sees what she hears
on
“house” MONDAY, JUNE 9, on fox
House has
relented in regard to interviewing potential team members, but he’s doing it his
own way. He has called in all 40 applicants for the open spots on his team
(including guest stars Olivia Wilde, Kal Penn, Peter Jacobson, Anne Dudek and
Edi Gathegi), each numbered individually by runners’ bibs,
and puts them to the test in a Darwinian trial
period. As he drills the fellows and arbitrarily fires some along the way, he is
approached by a fighter pilot named Greta, a candidate for NASA’s astronaut
training program. Greta suffers from a neurological disorder in which she is
converting visual images to sound, or hearing with her eyes. Knowing that NASA
would reject any possibility of her becoming an astronaut if they knew of her
problem, Greta begs House to treat her in secret. Keeping her identity private,
House takes the case to his fellowship candidates and pits them against one
another to come up with an accurate diagnosis. Meanwhile, House is ruffled when
he thinks he sees Cameron, Chase and Foreman in the hospital hallways in “The
Right Stuff” episode of HOUSE airing Monday, June 9 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
on FOX. (HOU-402) (TV-14 D)
Cast: Hugh
Laurie as Dr. Gregory House; Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr.
Eric Foreman; Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr.
Allison Cameron; Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase
Guest Cast:
Essence Atkins as Greta; Anne Dudek as Amber; Olivia Wilde as Thirteen; Peter
Jacobson as Taub; Kal Penn as Kutner; Heather Fox as Ashka; Jonathan Sadowski as
Mason; Carmen Argenziano as Henry; Edi Gathegi as Cole; Jason Manuel Olazábal as
O’Reilly; Andy Comeau as Brennan; Meera Simhan as Jody; Melinda Dahl as Twin
15A; Caitlin Dahl as Twin 15B; Kathryn Adams as Number 23; Larkin Campbell as
Dave; Jaimarie Bjorge as Beautiful Doctor; Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse
TUESDAY, JUNE 10
--“THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM
ET/PT) CC
THE HOT SEAT GETS EVEN HOTTER THIS SUMMER
ON THE MOMENT OF TRUTH” TUESDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX
THE MOMENT OF
TRUTH, the game show that puts participants to the test – the lie detector test
– to reveal whether or not they are telling the truth for a chance to win half a
million dollars. Participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions
honestly, as determined by a polygraph, to win the money. Prior to playing,
participants are strapped to a lie detector and asked a series of questions by a
polygraph expert, who records their answers. Of course, the questions are easier
when the stakes are low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be
challenged to fess up to matters they might normally lie about. The touchier
questions could be especially difficult because participants reveal their
answers in front of spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. What
deep dark secret will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars
on THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing Tuesday, June 10
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MOT-113) (TV-14 D)
Host: Mark L. Walberg
--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
CLASS IS IN SESSION
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN”
TUESDAY, JUNE 10, ON FOX
Top Chefs Mark Peele and Ben Ford Appear
Chef Ramsay
challenges the chefs to teach cooking-impaired housewives how to create a
gourmet meal. While the losers are forced to clean the kitchen, the winner is
treated to a one-on-one course with two world-renowned chefs: Mark Peele and Ben
Ford. The remaining five chefs then face a hectic night as they struggle to
balance a dozen appetizers, entrees and desserts. Who will be the newest
drop-out? Find out when “5 Chefs Compete” on
HELL’S KITCHEN
airing Tuesday, June 10
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-411)
(TV-14 L)
Cast: Gordon Ramsay
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 11
**2-HOUR EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Top 20
Perform (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
TOP 20 PERFORM ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 11, ON FOX
The top 20 dancers perform for the first time on SO YOU THINK YOU
CAN DANCE, the series that has America on its feet. Dancers must impress the
judges with their moves and rigorous routines in order to remain in the
competition. See who struts into the judges’
hearts and who trips up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday,
June 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-411/412) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
THURSDAY, JUNE 12
--“ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH
GRADER?”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
WILL CONTESTANTS MAKE THE GRADE
ON “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?”
THURSDAY, JUNE 12, ON FOX
Grownup contestants try to graduate toward the top prize of $1
million in this atypical quiz show that tests adults’ lack of knowledge –
as revealed by how much they’ve forgotten since elementary school. Adults find
themselves in a classroom setting, revisiting their youth, as they tackle
subjects ranging from art to geography and math to social studies. Contestants
are not alone, however; there is a way for them to “cheat” in this classroom.
The adults have the opportunity to get help from real grade-schoolers, who will
offer what they think is the correct a-n-s-w-e-r on
Are You Smarter Than a 5th
Grader? airing Thursday, June 12 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(AYS-230) (TV-PG)
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
Contact: Josh Governale 310-369-7455
josh.governale@fox.com
--“SO
YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—2 of 20 Voted Off—(9:00-10:00
PM ET live/PT
tape-delayed)
CC
TWO
CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED
ON
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, JUNE 12, ON FOX
It's elimination night on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
and
two dancers will be
sent home.
Who will make the cut and continue on the road to the search for America's
favorite
dancer? Watch and find out as Cat Deeley announces
the results
Thursday, June 12 (9:00-10:00PM
ET live/PT
tape-delayed)
on FOX. (DAN-411A/412A) (TV-PG D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
FRIDAY, JUNE 13
**FOX MOVIE SPECIAL**—“HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE”—(8:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
HARRISON FORD AND JOSH HARTNETT PROTECT THE CITY OF ANGELS
IN “HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE”
FRIDAY, JUNE 13, ON FOX
Veteran police
detective Joe Gavilan (Harrison Ford) and his rookie partner, K.C. Calden (Josh
Hartnett), have a major murder case to solve, one that involves infiltrating the
dangerous world of the hip-hop recording industry. But between Joe’s side real
estate business and K.C.’s acting dream, juggling two careers and a murder
investigation proves to be a comical adventure. Will these two stay alive long
enough to catch their big breaks? Don’t miss
HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE airing
Friday, June 13 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0802)
(TV-PG D, L, V)
Cast: Harrison
Ford as Sgt. Joe Gavilan; Josh Hartnett as Det. K.C. Calden; Isaiah Washington
as Antoine Sartain; Lena Olin as Ruby; Bruce Greenwood as Lt. Bennie Macko;
Lolita Davidovich as Cleo Ricard; Keith David as Leon; Master P as Julius Armus
and Gladys Knight as Olivia Robidoux
SATURDAY, JUNE 14
--“COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
#2”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
SHIFTY BEHAVIOR CUFFS SUSPECTS ON
“COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? # 2”
SATURDAY, JUNE 14, ON FOX
Officers in Palm
Beach County, FL, encounter an armed robbery suspect “sleeping” in the woods.
When officers in Las Vegas, NV, respond to a home invasion call, they soon
discover the suspect may be no stranger to the victim. Officers in Rialto, CA
find a man on parole for involuntary manslaughter suspected of drug possession
and dealing on all-new COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? #2 on Saturday, June 14
(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2030) (TV-PG L)
--“COPS: COAST TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
DRUNK, DISTURBING BEHAVIOR CAPTURED ON
“COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 14, ON FOX
When officers in
Rialto, CA, respond to a disturbance call, an intoxicated suspect attempts to
flee on foot. In Las Vegas, officers conduct a bait car operation, and when the
suspect drives off in the vehicle, a chase ensues through a crowded casino
parking lot. Also featured are officers in Wichita, KS, arrive at the scene of a
domestic disturbance where it’s very apparent that there’s been physical
violence on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 14 (8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2018) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA
FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JUNE 14, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST
WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This
crime-fighting program focuses on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and
empowering citizens within the criminal justice system. The series also takes an
in-depth look at laws that harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers
fighting to protect victims' rights and presents news of recent captures,
convictions and missing children cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS
BACK airs Saturday, June 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2134)
(TV-14 V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS JOINS THE LATE-NIGHT CREW
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JUNE 14, ON FOX
Actor Neil
Patrick Harris joins Michael McDonald for fan-favorite sketch “Mannequin vs.
Mannequin,” while newcomer Dan Oster plays Mark L. Walberg on MADtv’s version of
FOX’s THE MOMENT OF TRUTH starring Bobby Lee as Connie Chung and Michael
McDonald as Maury Povich. Lee also appears as Kim Jong II in a parody of the
popular music video supporting Barack Obama called “You I Can” on MADtv airing
Saturday, June 14 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (MD-1314) (TV-14 L,
V)
Cast: Crista
Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole
Parker, Jordan Peele, Johnny Sanchez III, Dan Oster and Daheli Hall.
Guest Cast: Neil
Patrick Harris
--“TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”—(Midnight-12:30
AM ET/PT) CC
GEORGE WALLACE BRINGS LAUGHS TO LATE-NIGHT
ON “TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN”
SATURDAY, JUNE 14, ON FOX
Comic actor George Wallace (“The
Ladykillers” “George Wallace: Large and in Charge”) makes a special guest
appearance to chat about his new show in Las Vegas. TALKSHOW features trademark
sketches on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN Saturday,
June 14 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SPK-214) (TV-14 D, L)
Host: Spike Feresten
Guest:
George Wallace
SUNDAY, JUNE 15
--“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”—(7:00-8:00
PM ET/PT) CC
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE WORDS TO
YOUR FAVORITE SONGS?
FIND OUT ON
“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
We all think we know the words to popular songs, but when there’s
a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to keep singing when the
music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this exciting new game
show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades and musical
artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio band as the
lyrics are projected on screen –
but suddenly the music stops and the
words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric, or
freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! Sunday,
June 15 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-111) (TV-PG)
Host: Wayne
Brady
--“THE
SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
HOMER AND MARGE HELP A FORMER COUNTRY MUSIC STAR
PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SOCIETY
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX
Beverly D’Angelo and the Dixie Chicks Make Guest-Voice
Appearances
When Mayor
Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Homer suggests they
feign a natural disaster in order to obtain relief funds from the federal
government. When the plan goes awry, Lisa goes through the town’s financial
records only to discover millions in uncollected city taxes. Springfield hits up
its most notorious tax evaders, and Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star Homer
once managed, remains the last outstanding debtor. As Springfieldians scour the
city to find her, Marge reluctantly permits the fugitive to stay with the
family, creating a very interesting dynamic in the Simpson household in the
“Papa Don’t Leach” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 15
(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-1909) (TV-PG D, V)
Voice Cast: Dan
Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpsons; Nancy Cartwright
as Bart Simpson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry
Shearer as Ned Flanders; Pamela Hayden as Emily Robison; Russi Taylor as Martin
Guest Voice
Cast: Beverly D’Angelo as Lurleen; Dixie Chicks as themselves
--“KING OF THE HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT)
CC
FIFTEEN CANDLES AND HIPSTER HOMES
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX
Enrique
encourages his daughter, Inez, to ask Hank to speak at her Quinceañera and Hank
reluctantly agrees to her request. He starts spending time with Inez so he has
something to write about in his speech. Hank begs Peggy to accompany him on his
first visit, so Peggy meets Hank at Enrique’s with a real-estate client waiting
in the car, a 30-year-old hipster who hasn’t been satisfied with any of the
homes he’s been shown. The hipster becomes enchanted with Enrique’s Mexican
neighborhood, and Peggy closes a deal with him. But when a slew of hipsters
follow and buy up homes in the neighborhood, the fruit stands and Goodwill
clothing stores are soon replaced by trendy salons and art galleries. At the
Quinceañera, Enrique publicly blames Peggy for the gentrification of his
neighborhood and explains that the rent on his home has skyrocketed such that
they will have to move. Feeling horrible, Peggy tricks the hipsters into
believing that the simpler, down-home folks of Arlen (like Dale and Boomhauer)
are moving into the neighborhood and the hipsters soon move out. Enrique’s
neighborhood is restored to its former glory and Enrique is able to buy his home
in the “Lady and Gentrification” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday,
June 15 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1205) (TV-PG)
Voice Cast: Mike
Judge as Hank Hill & Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as
Bobby Hill; Brittany Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as
Dale and Stephen Root as Bill.
--“FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer
discretion is advised.
SHIVER ME TIMBERS ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 15, ON FOX
Amanda Bynes Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance
Yo ho ho! It’s a
pirate’s life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. But after raising hell in
Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, Peter accidentally kills his beloved pet.
Meanwhile, Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for the lovely intern Anna
(guest voice Amanda Bynes) in the “Long John Peter” episode of
FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, June 15 (9:00-9:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-606) (TV-14 D, L, V)
Voice Cast: Seth
MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex
Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin and Dylan; Mila Kunis as
Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as Cleveland.
Guest Voice
Cast: Amanda Bynes as Anna
--“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer
discretion is advised.
STAN TAKES ON THE LIFE OF A BACHELOR
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
When Stan
discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage
might be on shaky ground. Hoping to rekindle the romance, Francine insists on a
divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a
valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to an energy drink
and finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his habit in the “When a
Stan Loves a Woman” episode of
AMERICAN DAD Sunday, June 15 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-223)
(TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth
MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith;
Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as
Klaus.
SUNDAY, JUNE 1
**TIME PERIOD
PREMIERE**—“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”— (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC
THE
HIGH-STAKES KARAOKE HEATS UP
ON
“DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS!”
We all think we know the words to popular
songs, but when there’s a million dollars at stake, will contestants be able to
keep singing when the music stops? Or will they be at a loss for words? On this
exciting new game show, contestants choose songs from different genres, decades
and musical artists. Then they take center stage to sing alongside the studio
band as the lyrics are projected on screen, but suddenly the music stops and the
words disappear. Will the contestants belt out the correct missing lyric or
freeze under pressure? Wayne Brady hosts DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS! airing
Sunday, June 1 (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (LYR-108) (TV-PG)
Host: Wayne Brady
--“THE SIMPSONS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
BART HAS TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE SNITCH IS
ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX
When a new, tough-looking kid at school
named Donny teams up with Bart to help him carry out his pranks, Bart thinks he
has found his ultimate partner in crime. However, when Bart’s seemingly
fool-proof pranks begin to backfire, Groundskeeper Willie warns Bart that he
smells a rat in Bart’s group of friends. With Principal Skinner on his case and
the possibility of expulsion on the horizon, Bart must figure out who he can
trust and who he must get rid of before it is too late. Meanwhile, Homer
receives a fancy loaner car after Marge damages their old car in an accident,
and he grows extremely attached to his new set of luxury wheels in “The Debarted”
episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, June 1 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on
FOX. (SI-1906) (TV-PG D, S, V)
Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer
Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson;
Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Hank Azaria as Moe; Harry Shearer as Skinner;
Pamela Hayden as Milhouse; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
Guest Voice Cast: Topher Grace as Donny;
Terry Gross as herself; Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabapple
--“KING OF THE
HILL”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
DALE SABOTAGES LOVE
ON “KING OF THE HILL”
SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX
Melinda Clarke (“The O.C.”) Makes
Guest-Voice Appearance
Bill becomes involved with a single
mother, Charlene (Clarke) who has returned to Arlen after being away for some
years. When Charlene introduces her two children to Hank, Dale and Boomhauer,
Dale immediately dislikes her oldest, Kate. He confides in Hank that he thinks
something is wrong with Kate and that he intends to get to the bottom of it.
When he discovers similarities between Kate’s DNA and Joseph’s, his son, and
realizes that they are half-siblings. Not wanting Bill to raise his daughter,
Dale tries to sabotage his relationship by asking John Redcorn to seduce
Charlene. Charlene and John have an affair while Bill takes care of Charlene’s
kids. After weeks, with no break up of Charlene and Bill in sight, Dale reveals
to Bill what he’s discovered and blows the whistle on John and Charlene in the
“Untitled Blake McCormick Project” episode of KING OF THE HILL airing Sunday,
June 1 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KH-1203) (TV-PG D, L)
Voice Cast: Mike Judge as Hank Hill &
Boomhauer; Kathy Najimy as Peggy Hill; Pamela S. Adlon as Bobby Hill; Brittany
Murphy as Luanne; Tom Petty as Lucky; Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Stephen Root
as Bill.
Guest Voice Cast: Melinda Clarke
--“FAMILY
GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
PETER HAS A STROKE OF GENIUS
ON “FAMILY GUY”
SUNDAY, JUNE 1, ON FOX
Ricardo Montalban Makes Guest-Voice
Appearance
Peter decides to grow a moustache, but
then he’s mistaken for a fireman (because they all have moustaches), so he lends
a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives
him unlimited burgers as a “thank you” but he eats so many that he eventually
has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and
becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow (Montalban) he meets after
infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse in the “McStroke” episode of
FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, June 1 (9:00-9:30
PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-519) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter
Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois
Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin; Mike Henry as
Cleveland.
Guest Voice Cast: Ricardo Montalban as the
Cow
--“AMERICAN
DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA:
Viewer discretion is advised.
STEVE AND ROGER TAKE ON THE BIG
APPLE
ON “AMERICAN DAD”
Jon Stewart Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
Roger and Steve set
their sights on fame and fortune in New York City, but it doesn’t take long for
Roger to lose everything on Wall Street. Steve contemplates prostitution after
Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. The family is certain the two have
just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they
are devastated but console themselves with Steve’s college fund in the
“Irregarding Steve” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, June 1
(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-212) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith,
Roger the Alien and Franz; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as
Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; and Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus
Guest Voice Cast: John Krasinski as
Gilbert Squirrel; Johnny Galecki as Arnie Squirrel; Rusty Schwimmer as Mama
Squirrel; Leslie Jordan as Beauregard; and Jon Stewart as himself
MONDAY, JUNE 2
--“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
THE TEAM TRACKS A SERIAL KILLER ON “BONES”
MONDAY, JUNE 2, ON FOX
A group of teenagers are driving on the freeway
when a skull smashes through their windshield. At the Jeffersonian lab, Brennan
tests out a young forensic anthropologist to replace Zack, who has left for
Iraq, and she and Cam examine the skull in question. They find it has marks made
by human teeth, suggesting cannibalism. The team identifies the victim, a known
violin protégé who disappeared after a concert. On a quest to find out what
happened to him, Brennan and Booth go into the field. A trail of suspects leads
them to a strange cannibalistic society, and the team must string together a
gruesome and cryptic series of crimes – provided that Brennan and Booth can
survive the newfound tension between them. Meanwhile, Cam suggests that Angela
hire a private investigator to track down her ex-husband so she can annul her
previous marriage and marry Hodgins, a task easier said than done in “The
Widow’s Son in the Windshield” episode of BONES airing Monday, June 2
(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-301) (TV-14 D,
L, S, V)
Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance
Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack
Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy;
Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan.
Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as Ausa
Caroline Julian; Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Nathan Dean as FBI Agent Charlie
Burns; Suzanne Ford as Rona Sumner; Michael Canavan as Leo Sumner; Raphael
Sbarge as Doug Doyley; Andrew James Allen as Jason Harkness; Cynthia Preston as
Amelia Trattner; J. Skylar Testa as Sk8r Driver; Robin Hines as Sk8r Gurl; Adam
Weisman as Sk8r Boy; Dwayne Macopson as D.C. Beat Cop; Zev McAllister as Gavin
Nichols.
--“HOUSE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
WITHOUT THE HELP OF A TEAM, HOUSE
SCRAMBLES
TO DIAGNOSE A WOMAN AFTER A BUILDING
COLLAPSES ON HER
ON “HOUSE”
MONDAY, JUNE 2, ON FOX
When an office building collapses, House
has to work fast to diagnose a young woman, Megan, who survived the disaster.
Due to her injuries, Megan’s only form of communication is blinking. House,
without a team since Foreman and Cameron quit and he fired Chase, talks through
his ideas with a janitor at the hospital. As Megan’s condition worsens, Cuddy
puts pressure on House to hire a new team, but House defiantly ignores her, and
Wilson resorts to desperate measures and hits House where he knows it will hurt.
As House persists in diagnosing Megan by himself, he realizes that the case is
not what it appears, and that solitude may not be the answer in the “Alone”
episode of HOUSE airing Monday, June 2 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
(HOU-401) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House;
Lisa Edelstein as Dr. Lisa Cuddy; Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman; Robert Sean
Leonard as Dr. James Wilson; Jennifer Morrison as Dr. Allison Cameron; Jesse
Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase.
Guest Cast: Liliya Toneva as Liz; Kay Lenz
as Mrs. Bradberry; Conor Dubin as Ben; Bevin Prince as Megan; Pat Millicano as
Leon; Kathryn Adams as Young Doctor; Ken Takemoto as Sam Lee; Leo Vargas as Male
Nurse; Maurice Godin as Dr. Hourani; Xhercis as Imelda; Shannon McClung as Doug;
Bobbin Bergstrom as Nurse.
TUESDAY, JUNE 3
--“THE MOMENT OF
TRUTH”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
THE HOT SEAT GETS EVEN HOTTER THIS SUMMER
ON THE MOMENT OF TRUTH” TUESDAY, JUNE 3,
ON FOX
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, the game show that
puts participants to the test – the lie detector test – to reveal whether or not
they are telling the truth for a chance to win half a million dollars.
Participants answer 21 increasingly personal questions honestly, as determined
by a polygraph, to win the money. Prior to playing, participants are strapped to
a lie detector and asked a series of questions by a polygraph expert, who
records their answers. Of course, the questions are easier when the stakes are
low – but as the prize amount increases, they will be challenged to fess up to
matters they might normally lie about. The touchier questions could be
especially difficult because participants reveal their answers in front of
spouses, relatives and friends, hanging on every word. What deep dark secret
will someone divulge for hundreds of thousands of dollars
on the season premiere of THE MOMENT OF TRUTH airing
Tuesday, June 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MOT-112) (TV-14 D)
Host: Mark L. Walberg
--“HELL’S
KITCHEN”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
TWO TEAMS BECOME ONE AND CHEFS ARE ON
THEIR OWN
ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY,
JUNE 3, ON FOX
Chef Ramsay takes the contestants to the future location of The
London West Hollywood to give them inspiration as their quest to win the coveted
prize continues. When they get back to the kitchen, it’s all business as two
teams become one. Each chef is given one main ingredient and must create a dish
suitable to the palate of Chef Ramsay. During dinner service, things heat up and
the contestants are pushed to the limit -- one chef accidentally burns the rice,
another chef burns a hand and the medic is called to the kitchen yet again!
Things continue to go downhill, and the chefs have trouble getting food out to
the patrons in the “6 Chefs Compete” episode of
HELL’S KITCHEN
airing Tuesday, June 3
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-410)
(TV-14 L)
Cast: Gordon Ramsay
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4
**2-HOUR
EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
AUDITIONS CONTINUE ON “SO YOU THINK YOU
CAN DANCE”
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4, ON FOX
The grueling first round of auditions
wraps up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, the series that has America on its feet.
Dancers must impress the judges with their moves and rigorous routines in order
to remain in the competition. See who struts into the producers’ hearts and who
trips up on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Wednesday, June 4
(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-407/408) (TV-PG
D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
THURSDAY, JUNE 5
[EDITOR’S NOTE:
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? is preempted this night.]
**2-HOUR
EPISODE**—“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”—Las Vegas Callbacks—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT)
CC
CONTESTANTS HEAT UP SIN CITY ON
“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”
THURSDAY, JUNE 5, ON FOX
The search continues tonight for
America’s favorite dancer when SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE lands in Las Vegas for
callbacks. See what happens when the best dancers skilled in everything from
ballroom and ballet to salsa, jive, hip-hop and krumping all compete to be named
America’s favorite dancer. Watch and find out who strikes it rich in Vegas and
who goes for broke when the Top 20 are chosen in the “Las Vegas Callbacks”
episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE airing Thursday, June 5
(8:00-10:00PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAN-409/410) (TV-PG
D, L)
Host: Cat Deeley
FRIDAY, JUNE 6
**FOX MOVIE
SPECIAL**—“WHITE CHICKS”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
TWO FBI AGENTS GO UNDERCOVER
AS WEALTHY HOTEL HEIRESSES IN “WHITE
CHICKS”
FRIDAY, JUNE 6, ON FOX
FBI Agents Kevin and Marcus Copeland (Shawn and Marlon Wayans)
are assigned to protect two socialite sisters from a kidnapping plot by
escorting them to the Hamptons, but when the sisters refuse to leave their NY
apartment, the brothers decide to go undercover – as the sisters themselves!
Entering the world of high society takes them on a hilarious romp through social
rivalries, slumber parties, wealthy suitors and mastering the requisite haute
couture fashion and girl-talk. Don’t miss WHITE CHICKS airing Friday, June 6
(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FM-0709) (TV-14
D, L, V)
Cast: Shawn Wayans as Kevin Copeland;
Marlon Wayans as Marcus Copeland; Jaime King as Heather Vandergeld; Frankie
Faison as Chief Elliot Gordon; Lochlyn Munro as Agent Jake Harper; John Heard as
Warren Vandergeld.
SATURDAY, JUNE 7
--“COPS: WHAT
WERE THEY THINKING #1”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
K-9 UNIT, HIT AND RUN AND DRUG BUST
ON “COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING #1”
SATURDAY, JUNE 7, ON FOX
When officers in Portland, OR, are
dispatched on a hit and run call, a K-9 unit sniffs out the suspect. In Las
Vegas, a man on a bike is stopped, but during questioning, a vehicle crashes
nearby and the man takes off. Officers pursue the vehicle and the suspects.
Deputies in Leon County, FL, question the driver of a suspicious vehicle and a
routine search of the vehicle turns up a not-so-routine discovery in the all-new
COPS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING #1 airing Saturday, June 7 (8:00-8:30 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2021) (TV-PG L)
--“COPS: COAST
TO COAST”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
DUI, DRUGS AND DISTURBANCE CAPTURED
ON “COPS: COAST TO COAST”
SATURDAY, JUNE 7, ON FOX
When a DUI suspect in Leon County, FL, is
pulled over, officers discover the suspect is concealing more than his sobriety.
Members of the Portland, OR, Street Crimes Unit make a drug bust in a city park.
In Cincinnati, officers respond to public disturbance involving two men fist
fighting on COPS: COAST TO COAST airing Saturday, June 7 (8:30-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2020) (TV-PG L)
--“AMERICA’S
MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC
“AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS
BACK”
CONTINUES ITS PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
SATURDAY, JUNE 7, ON FOX
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK
takes on the nation's hottest crime issues. This crime-fighting program focuses
on capturing fugitives, protecting victims and empowering citizens within the
criminal justice system. The series also takes an in-depth look at laws that
harm victims, champions the cause of lawmakers fighting to protect victims'
rights and presents news of recent captures, convictions and missing children
cases. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK airs Saturday, June 7
(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MW-2133) (TV-PG V)
Host: John Walsh
--“MADtv”—(11:00
PM-MIDNIGHT ET/PT) CC
KAT VON D JOINS THE CAST
ON “MADtv” SATURDAY, JUNE 7, ON FOX